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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

When you're hosting a Fabber at yours.. what are the usual drills?

For me..

- Clean sheets.

- Clean bathroom.

- Clean sink.

- Alcohol if they'd like it.

- Hot Food if they need it.

- Spotify tuned in to Pirate Radio.

Usually spend an hour so chatting about each other till I'm jumped on. Woman tend to make first move at mine, because I want them to feel comfy enough, so no pressure or expectations from this end.

What are your hosting drills?

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"When you're hosting a Fabber at yours.. what are the usual drills?

For me..

- Clean sheets.

- Clean bathroom.

- Clean sink.

- Alcohol if they'd like it.

- Hot Food if they need it.

- Spotify tuned in to Pirate Radio.

Usually spend an hour so chatting about each other till I'm jumped on. Woman tend to make first move at mine, because I want them to feel comfy enough, so no pressure or expectations from this end.

What are your hosting drills?"
any chocolate?

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By *oodnitegirlWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

I usually just meet em naked at the door. Saves vacuuming the living room

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"When you're hosting a Fabber at yours.. what are the usual drills?

For me..

- Clean sheets.

- Clean bathroom.

- Clean sink.

- Alcohol if they'd like it.

- Hot Food if they need it.

- Spotify tuned in to Pirate Radio.

Usually spend an hour so chatting about each other till I'm jumped on. Woman tend to make first move at mine, because I want them to feel comfy enough, so no pressure or expectations from this end.

What are your hosting drills?any chocolate?"

You'll be lucky.. doesn't last long at my house.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I usually just meet em naked at the door. Saves vacuuming the living room"

I've done that, but we did move to the living room after.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I leave it to hotel staff usually or clean out my car at least

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I only have my long term partner at mine. I don't do anything special to my house if he's coming. I wash the bedding after he's been.

If he's lucky I'll shave my legs.

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

I don't host ergo no drills

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

I always tell the kids to be quiet, and make sure my wife's out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I leave it to hotel staff usually or clean out my car at least"

There's nothing better than being fucked over the passenger seat of a car and finding a wine gum down the back of the back seats.

Result.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I always tell the kids to be quiet, and make sure my wife's out. "

Put them on the PS4, you won't hear a peep for hours.

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"I leave it to hotel staff usually or clean out my car at least

There's nothing better than being fucked over the passenger seat of a car and finding a wine gum down the back of the back seats.

Result."

So long as it's not used gum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I leave it to hotel staff usually or clean out my car at least

There's nothing better than being fucked over the passenger seat of a car and finding a wine gum down the back of the back seats.

Result.

So long as it's not used gum"

Yea, they can keep that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a drill, with a chain saw attachment

Follow a formula, it's just not me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I turn the lights down real so they can't see my coupon and put the Sisco CD on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not allowed unsupervised visits in here...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I always tell the kids to be quiet, and make sure my wife's out.

Put them on the PS4, you won't hear a peep for hours."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Make sure the bathroom is clean if anything.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I'm crying

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury


"I always tell the kids to be quiet, and make sure my wife's out.

Put them on the PS4, you won't hear a peep for hours."

Ps4 eh?.... I'll save money on "special k".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I usually just meet em naked at the door. Saves vacuuming the living room"

I like this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was hoping this was a Makita versus Milwaukee thread..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Open a window to let all the farts out, just the one window.... can't have it getting chilly now can we.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I always tell the kids to be quiet, and make sure my wife's out.

Put them on the PS4, you won't hear a peep for hours.

Ps4 eh?.... I'll save money on "special k". "

You won't even have to feed them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I give my dogs a big bone and lock them in the living room, or they'll be crying and barking at the foot of the stairs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ha ha Mental image of Ghengis reclining in a smoking jacket waiting to be pounced on..

I just fill the kettle..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Scrub my vagina with Dettol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ha ha Mental image of Ghengis reclining in a smoking jacket waiting to be pounced on..

I just fill the kettle.. "

It's Usually a long wait

*note to self, buy smoking jacket*

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