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By *andK OP   Couple
over a year ago

Norfolk

about what they call their kids?

I was at school with a Peter Ennis (and there was a jockey of the same name) and have worked with a Richard Head and an Alan Pratt!

Have you known anyone with 'dodgy' names?

Apologises to anyone who has a name that could be deemed as dodgy by some

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By *ustyWoman
over a year ago

inverclyde

daughter has her head teacher A. DICK lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my mates mum used to work in Bewise when we were kids (anyone remember that store??)

the managers name was Gordon Bennet

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Not dodgy in that sense but my unmarried cookery teacher at school was called Wendy House

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

when i was a kid i used to go to school with a Richard Bird

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By *lutandhubbyCouple
over a year ago

west midlands

at school we had a HEADMASTER BATES

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I knew someone called gordon bennet, and someone called john thomas.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My son went to school with a girl called Anna bytheway and a Teresa Green

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By *andK OP   Couple
over a year ago

Norfolk


"I knew someone called gordon bennet, and someone called john thomas. "

Thats reminded me I was at school with a John Thomas too

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By *attoo loversCouple
over a year ago

norwich

had a wood work teacher at high school called mr wood !!!!!

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By *andK OP   Couple
over a year ago

Norfolk


"had a wood work teacher at high school called mr wood !!!!! "

I'm saying nothing about that one, some will know why lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My son went to school with a girl called Anna bytheway and a Teresa Green "

I work with a woman whos sir names bytheway, i didnt think anyone else alive had that name besides her family lol

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By *attoo loversCouple
over a year ago

norwich

went to collage with a boy called john pratt !!!!

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By *andK OP   Couple
over a year ago

Norfolk


"went to collage with a boy called john pratt !!!!

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Think working with Alan Pratt ( A Pratt) was better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My brother is called running water due to the first thing mum and dad saw when they pulled the tent open the morning after the night he was conceaved.

I changed my name last year via deeepole lol apparantly two dogs are fucking is not in the publics best interest when they put out a tanoid call for me in work grrrrrrrrrrrr some people hey its all me me me me me me me me friggin meeeeeeeee aint it

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By *attoo loversCouple
over a year ago

norwich


"had a wood work teacher at high school called mr wood !!!!!

I'm saying nothing about that one, some will know why lol"

he told how to use the wood machines so we didnt lose a finger BUT he had missing fingers lol

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By *andK OP   Couple
over a year ago

Norfolk


"had a wood work teacher at high school called mr wood !!!!!

I'm saying nothing about that one, some will know why lol

he told how to use the wood machines so we didnt lose a finger BUT he had missing fingers lol "

he was passing on his personal experience so you wouldn't fall in to the same trap lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My son went to school with a girl called Anna bytheway and a Teresa Green

I work with a woman whos sir names bytheway, i didnt think anyone else alive had that name besides her family lol"
Maybe it's a relation of hers. . . . . Oops

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

rotherham

One of my best mates is called Teresa Green

I love it

We always take the piss

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By *weet DevilMan
over a year ago

dukinfield

well i went to school with a

teresa green

had a dentist called mr pain

and i knew a couple who got married she was called emma tittle and he was john mycock made a wonderful double barreled name mr and mrs tittle-mycock

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

I worked with a guy called James Brown... not an unusual name really. One of his contacts from another company was called Barry White.

We had a temp in to cover reception who thought someone was taking the piss (hanging up 3 times) when a guy said "Hi it's Barry White can I speak to James Brown please"

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By *eavy Metal BallzMan
over a year ago

Birmingham


" at school we had a HEADMASTER BATES "

Bloody heck I think we might of went to the same school

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

i once had a customer ring me up and say its mrs godby here

hello mrs godby

no! its mrs godby here!

this carried on till we finally established that her name was mrs godbehere d'oh!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i was at school with an Alison Pratt

and my sister married a guy with the surname Singh making her Carol Singh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Knew a kid a school called Russell Sprout

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

a lad at school was called fountain stott(i dread to think)and a girl called holly wood,and a lad called glenn miller

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By *andK OP   Couple
over a year ago

Norfolk


"a lad at school was called fountain stott(i dread to think)and a girl called holly wood,and a lad called glenn miller "

again can't comment cos those who know our full name and that of one of our children will know what mistake we made in similar circumstances

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i had a doctor called dr payne.

i knew someone called ralph ralph

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By *andK OP   Couple
over a year ago

Norfolk


"i had a doctor called dr payne.

i knew someone called ralph ralph"

thats another reminder - was the guy who took our wedding photographs called Norman Derrek or Derrek Norman?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Knew a kid a school called Russell Sprout"
That's my favourite so far, made me chuckle

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By *mokeynbubblyCouple
over a year ago

poole

My sister went to school with a Teresa Green & my other sister had some funny customer names when she worked at a building society, a Mrs Christmas & a Mrs snowball that knew each other (altho she thought they were both ladies of the night!!) and a guy called Ramon Mycock.

Also know a guy called Wayne King lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We were falling about when we heard one of our porters being sent to transport a Mrs Minge down off a ward, yeah its true.

Some time back another porter got the call to transport an old girl called Frances 'Fanny' Wink from a ward.

We get some beauties! R

XX

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By *ethany10Couple
over a year ago

falkirk


"about what they call their kids?

I was at school with a Peter Ennis (and there was a jockey of the same name) and have worked with a Richard Head and an Alan Pratt!

Have you known anyone with 'dodgy' names?

Apologises to anyone who has a name that could be deemed as dodgy by some"

Always remember a couple of patients I car red when I was with ambulance service:

A John Thomas Cock and a Mr Fartin (can't remember his first name).

Was once in fits of laughter when working in an ambulance control centre having to send a crew to 4 Canal Street........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ELECTRION AT WORK IS CALLED MARK SPARKS !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Used ta work with a Joy mycock

Always thought of en when i saw her xx

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By *ojorisin22Man
over a year ago

Dudley

My mum went to school with Mary Christmas .

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By *enithWoman
over a year ago

closer than you think

My late father was Cliff Richards

once worked with a Rebecca Day and had someone phone in asking to speak with Miss B Day ...... still creases me up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love the downhill skiers name.... Fanny Schmeller !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We have a Polish customer at our place called Mr Strapon makes us laugh every time he comes in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I knew a girl, she was a sales person for an electronics company, called B.Gentle. I'm not sure what the B stood for, but when I asked her B.Gentle was really her name, she told me that it was.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

when I worked for army there was a Sargent Sargent and a major Pratt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I went to school with Teresa Wild.

When I had a Breast Cancer scare several years ago the consultant was a Mr Boobyer, relieved the tension in the waiting room some what.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Somewhere I worked years ago, had a customer called Mr Organ and he lived in Private Drive!!

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By *ummy mummyWoman
over a year ago

southampton-ish

I was so paranoid when choosing names for my kids, i didn't even want their initials to suggest anything...lol like the last name starts with an "S" so the first couldn't start with an S or a B,that sort of thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Once knew a guy in the forces called Mr De'ath. and a girl I know called Leigh married a guy called Brian Law ...... we used to say Lee Law, Lee Law like an ambulance siren when we saw her. lol xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Went to school with a Glenn Miller, know a Steve Jobs and once worked with an accountant called Robin Steel.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i know a John Thomas, Carol Service, and a nurse by the name of S.Nott

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

husband had a friend called luke sharpe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"my mates mum used to work in Bewise when we were kids (anyone remember that store??)

the managers name was Gordon Bennet"

Yes I remember Bewise, oops just showed my age

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By *taffs_hotwifeCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"i was at school with an Alison Pratt

and my sister married a guy with the surname Singh making her Carol Singh "

If she married a Sikh guy which I presume she has her surname/middlename would be Kaur (Princess), only guys have the surname/middlename Singh (Lion).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I worked with a guy called James Brown... not an unusual name really. One of his contacts from another company was called Barry White.

We had a temp in to cover reception who thought someone was taking the piss (hanging up 3 times) when a guy said "Hi it's Barry White can I speak to James Brown please""

You'd think the temp receptionist had been briefed on who worked within the company before taking calls

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By *amslam1000Man
over a year ago

willenhall

i know smeone called liam perrins

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By *hropscouple27Couple
over a year ago

Sth Staffs

I was in the same class as John Lennon and Paul McCarthy, almost a take on a certain famous songwriting duo.

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By *heekychezzaWoman
over a year ago

warrington

I remember a story in the newspaper back in the seventies about a couple called Harry...they had named their son Thomas Diccon

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

family next to us with the surname perry the kids are called Jerry and Kerry ffs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In the 80s I had a hemorroid (sp) consultant called Peter Iles....

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By *rs ColourfulCouple
over a year ago

Newton Abbot

I wanted to call my son Sam, but after already naming my daughter Ella, I thought it was a little tight on em...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

went to school with a kevin daft

male twins there were lancelot & beverley boot

also had a mary christmas

worked on the buses with a guy called barry driver, so funny when the tannoy asked for driver driver lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I spoke to a Dr Pepper over the phone once. Admittedly her parents had no real control of her career path, but I felt the need to share on this thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was at college with a guy called Richard Long, and they always used to call the register, surname first, so it was pretty obvious he was going to be announced as Long Dick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

in my job i see it all, chinese couple called their baby Wan King

and another couple called theirs Lucifer

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By *ornyHorwichCpl aka HHCCouple
over a year ago

horwich

used to know a guy called Michal Hunt. We could never get him to use Mike as his usual name. Wonder why???

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

Rememebr the woman a few days ago who got banned from clubs for being dressed skimpily?

Well the SUN newspaper asked two women of a similar age to comment, and one had two girls one called JOOP..... no joke, serious, but it get worse...

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.... the second was called... D'Kny!!!!

I mean, ffs, I ask you.... really?

And I had to read it a couple of times just o make sure I wasnt imagining it!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes, my ex and I thought very carefully and to avoide argument we decided he could name boys and I would name girls. I had two boys!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I knew a guy called Wayne Ankers lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

LOL you think those are bad names,

What about these parents ( im not sure if i can post this but its a news link hopefully they will leave it)

http://mommyish.com/stuff/kids-named-adolf-hitler-and-aryan-nation-still-in-foster-care-619/ Those are some bad names...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

used to go to school with a guy named wayne kerr jnr ...

No-one said a word to him due to the size and reputation or wayne kerr senior!!

Also while at work had a manager called chris peacock ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know a woman called Gaye and she married an Alan Cox

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By *ucsparkMan
over a year ago

dudley

Mike Hunt was a lecturer at a uni I attended

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