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"Blast, I’m not bikini ready  "I was just gonna say, you realise it's winter? It's gonna take me 2 hours to de-fuzz!!  | |||
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"Lucky man that I am.. I've just won a week's all-inclusive holiday for Fab at the hotel from Benidorm. You've got two hours to pack before the transfer bus will be at your door. We're just leaving mine now.. I'm on the back seats. Are you coming? How do you plan to spend your time on holiday in Benidorm? Which part of the pool are you hogging? *Terms&Conditionsapplytheholidaydoesntexist*" Is heavy petting allowed in the pool? | |||
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"Blast, I’m not bikini ready "It doesn't matter.. You look great | |||
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"Blast, I’m not bikini ready I was just gonna say, you realise it's winter? It's gonna take me 2 hours to de-fuzz!! "Pool is heated  | |||
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"Blast, I’m not bikini ready
It doesn't matter.. You look great"Do I have to shave my Pussy? | |||
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"Benidorm? Ha. No. " *cough cough snob cough* | |||
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"Lucky man that I am.. I've just won a week's all-inclusive holiday for Fab at the hotel from Benidorm. You've got two hours to pack before the transfer bus will be at your door. We're just leaving mine now.. I'm on the back seats. Are you coming? How do you plan to spend your time on holiday in Benidorm? Which part of the pool are you hogging? *Terms&Conditionsapplytheholidaydoesntexist* Is heavy petting allowed in the pool? " Yes.. it's a fab only hotel. Not in the hot tub though grrrrrr Pool is out of bounds in morning.. needs shocking after you lot | |||
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"I can be packed and ready asap.....  "I’m not shaving anything, no time, shave on the bus | |||
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"Before I apply, I need to know if the pool has one of those swim-up bars? " Ofcourse | |||
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"Bugger I do t have a passport " 2 hours and counting to decide | |||
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"Are there inflatables in the pool? I need a big loungey lilo thing and a bar I can float up to. By night I’ll be on the dance floor enjoying the crap cabaret. " Yes.. you're coming.. You sound fun. | |||
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"Blast, I’m not bikini ready
It doesn't matter.. You look great
Do I have to shave my Pussy?"I'd love it if you did | |||
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"Bugger I do nt have a passport 2 hours and counting to decide " | |||
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"Lucky man that I am.. I've just won a week's all-inclusive holiday for Fab at the hotel from Benidorm. " Just how low has the working class of this country sunk? Who are you going with, Jeremy Kyle? | |||
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"Before I apply, I need to know if the pool has one of those swim-up bars? Ofcourse "Probably not for me then. Have a good time. | |||
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"Blast, I’m not bikini ready I was just gonna say, you realise it's winter? It's gonna take me 2 hours to de-fuzz!! "Do it when you get there! | |||
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"Lucky man that I am.. I've just won a week's all-inclusive holiday for Fab at the hotel from Benidorm. Just how low has the working class of this country sunk? Who are you going with, Jeremy Kyle?" He gets it. | |||
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"Lucky man that I am.. I've just won a week's all-inclusive holiday for Fab at the hotel from Benidorm. Just how low has the working class of this country sunk? Who are you going with, Jeremy Kyle?" *Cold face* | |||
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"Before I apply, I need to know if the pool has one of those swim-up bars? Ofcourse
Probably not for me then. Have a good time.
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"Can I bring my bucket and spade? Quite fancy building a really big sandcastle. " That's what I'll be doing | |||
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"Lucky man that I am.. I've just won a week's all-inclusive holiday for Fab at the hotel from Benidorm. Just how low has the working class of this country sunk? Who are you going with, Jeremy Kyle? He gets it. " *Note to self.. next time choose Bali* | |||
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"Are snorkles allowed in the pool?" Only yellow and black ones | |||
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"I'll keep Meli company in the 14 day All Inclusive Maldives holiday I won in The Fab Scratchcard game. #fabscratchcardsdontexisteither" You lucky lucky bastard! | |||
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"Can I bring my bucket and spade? Quite fancy building a really big sandcastle. That's what I'll be doing "Excellent! I will draw up plans for a sandy masterpiece based upon Frank Lloyd Wright’s epic work, Falling Water. | |||
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"I'll have the shallow end of the pool please. It's still plenty to deep enough for me to tread water and not too far to the loungers, where I intend on laying on top of B, so he gets a P sized white patch in his tan " I will cordone off the shallow end and put the signs up myself.. just to witness it | |||
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"Lucky man that I am.. I've just won a week's all-inclusive holiday for Fab at the hotel from Benidorm. Just how low has the working class of this country sunk? Who are you going with, Jeremy Kyle?" Where would you go? Marbs? | |||
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"Are there inflatables in the pool? I need a big loungey lilo thing and a bar I can float up to. By night I’ll be on the dance floor enjoying the crap cabaret. Yes.. you're coming.. You sound fun." Benidorm is just Blackpool but warmer. It’s a home from home. I hope someone managed to buy aftersun. My Blackpool skin will take a battering after all that lilo lounging. | |||
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"Can I bring my bucket and spade? Quite fancy building a really big sandcastle. That's what I'll be doing
Excellent! I will draw up plans for a sandy masterpiece based upon Frank Lloyd Wright’s epic work, Falling Water."*Ghengis doesn't like the sound of that and draws up plans for a bigger castle* | |||
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"Are snorkles allowed in the pool? Only yellow and black ones" Count me out then. | |||
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"Lucky man that I am.. I've just won a week's all-inclusive holiday for Fab at the hotel from Benidorm. Just how low has the working class of this country sunk? Who are you going with, Jeremy Kyle? Where would you go? Marbs? " Only the really posh people go to Marbs | |||
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"Are there inflatables in the pool? I need a big loungey lilo thing and a bar I can float up to. By night I’ll be on the dance floor enjoying the crap cabaret. Yes.. you're coming.. You sound fun. Benidorm is just Blackpool but warmer. It’s a home from home. I hope someone managed to buy aftersun. My Blackpool skin will take a battering after all that lilo lounging. " Sack that. I just remembered it’s March. Do I need my big coat? | |||
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"Are there inflatables in the pool? I need a big loungey lilo thing and a bar I can float up to. By night I’ll be on the dance floor enjoying the crap cabaret. Yes.. you're coming.. You sound fun. Benidorm is just Blackpool but warmer. It’s a home from home. I hope someone managed to buy aftersun. My Blackpool skin will take a battering after all that lilo lounging. " Do you want to sit on the backseat | |||
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"Lucky man that I am.. I've just won a week's all-inclusive holiday for Fab at the hotel from Benidorm. You've got two hours to pack before the transfer bus will be at your door. We're just leaving mine now.. I'm on the back seats. Are you coming? How do you plan to spend your time on holiday in Benidorm? Which part of the pool are you hogging? *Terms&Conditionsapplytheholidaydoesntexist*" Benidorm? I’d rather die can you swap it for somewhere better x | |||
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"Lucky man that I am.. I've just won a week's all-inclusive holiday for Fab at the hotel from Benidorm. You've got two hours to pack before the transfer bus will be at your door. We're just leaving mine now.. I'm on the back seats. Are you coming? How do you plan to spend your time on holiday in Benidorm? Which part of the pool are you hogging? *Terms&Conditionsapplytheholidaydoesntexist*" Can I have South of France instead please | |||
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"Can I bring my bucket and spade? Quite fancy building a really big sandcastle. That's what I'll be doing
Excellent! I will draw up plans for a sandy masterpiece based upon Frank Lloyd Wright’s epic work, Falling Water.
*Ghengis doesn't like the sound of that and draws up plans for a bigger castle*"Recreate the Alhambra? | |||
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"Are we there yet, I’m soooooo excited  "No.. we're waiting for the bus to pick us up from the airport.. it's 3am in the morning and we've got five hotels to stop at first. Sorry.. I just won the thing. | |||
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"Are there inflatables in the pool? I need a big loungey lilo thing and a bar I can float up to. By night I’ll be on the dance floor enjoying the crap cabaret. Yes.. you're coming.. You sound fun. Benidorm is just Blackpool but warmer. It’s a home from home. I hope someone managed to buy aftersun. My Blackpool skin will take a battering after all that lilo lounging. Do you want to sit on the backseat "Of course! That’s where the fun is at usually. | |||
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"Lucky man that I am.. I've just won a week's all-inclusive holiday for Fab at the hotel from Benidorm. You've got two hours to pack before the transfer bus will be at your door. We're just leaving mine now.. I'm on the back seats. Are you coming? How do you plan to spend your time on holiday in Benidorm? Which part of the pool are you hogging? *Terms&Conditionsapplytheholidaydoesntexist* Benidorm? I’d rather die can you swap it for somewhere better x " There's no pleasing some people I tell ya | |||
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"I'll keep Meli company in the 14 day All Inclusive Maldives holiday I won in The Fab Scratchcard game. #fabscratchcardsdontexisteither" Perfect. I'm game for that. I need to work on my tan so won't be wearing much, that's okay isn't it? | |||
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"Lucky man that I am.. I've just won a week's all-inclusive holiday for Fab at the hotel from Benidorm. You've got two hours to pack before the transfer bus will be at your door. We're just leaving mine now.. I'm on the back seats. Are you coming? How do you plan to spend your time on holiday in Benidorm? Which part of the pool are you hogging? *Terms&Conditionsapplytheholidaydoesntexist* Can I have South of France instead please " You fussy fuckers | |||
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"Should if booked hedonism Jamaica !" Do I look like I'm made of money? | |||
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"Lucky man that I am.. I've just won a week's all-inclusive holiday for Fab at the hotel from Benidorm. You've got two hours to pack before the transfer bus will be at your door. We're just leaving mine now.. I'm on the back seats. Are you coming? How do you plan to spend your time on holiday in Benidorm? Which part of the pool are you hogging? *Terms&Conditionsapplytheholidaydoesntexist* Benidorm? I’d rather die can you swap it for somewhere better x There's no pleasing some people I tell ya" Trust me, the places I frequent, you’d never wanna return home | |||
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"Can I bring my bucket and spade? Quite fancy building a really big sandcastle. That's what I'll be doing
Excellent! I will draw up plans for a sandy masterpiece based upon Frank Lloyd Wright’s epic work, Falling Water.
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Recreate the Alhambra?"*Ghengis smiles* | |||
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"I'll keep Meli company in the 14 day All Inclusive Maldives holiday I won in The Fab Scratchcard game. #fabscratchcardsdontexisteither Perfect. I'm game for that. I need to work on my tan so won't be wearing much, that's okay isn't it? " Fuckinscratchcardsdintexistmyarse | |||
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"Lucky man that I am.. I've just won a week's all-inclusive holiday for Fab at the hotel from Benidorm. You've got two hours to pack before the transfer bus will be at your door. We're just leaving mine now.. I'm on the back seats. Are you coming? How do you plan to spend your time on holiday in Benidorm? Which part of the pool are you hogging? *Terms&Conditionsapplytheholidaydoesntexist* Can I have South of France instead please You fussy fuckers "I knowwww but fooking benidorm | |||
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"I'll keep Meli company in the 14 day All Inclusive Maldives holiday I won in The Fab Scratchcard game. #fabscratchcardsdontexisteither Perfect. I'm game for that. I need to work on my tan so won't be wearing much, that's okay isn't it? " That should be ok, let me check the small print on the card *looks at _eli's profile again* Yep, all good. If you need a hand with the tanning oil... | |||
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"Lucky man that I am.. I've just won a week's all-inclusive holiday for Fab at the hotel from Benidorm. You've got two hours to pack before the transfer bus will be at your door. We're just leaving mine now.. I'm on the back seats. Are you coming? How do you plan to spend your time on holiday in Benidorm? Which part of the pool are you hogging? *Terms&Conditionsapplytheholidaydoesntexist* Can I have South of France instead please You fussy fuckers
I knowwww but fooking benidorm "Its a free holiday! I'd be happy with a free week off in Bognor Regis. | |||
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"I'll keep Meli company in the 14 day All Inclusive Maldives holiday I won in The Fab Scratchcard game. #fabscratchcardsdontexisteither Perfect. I'm game for that. I need to work on my tan so won't be wearing much, that's okay isn't it? Fuckinscratchcardsdintexistmyarse" #inittowinit | |||
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"I'll keep Meli company in the 14 day All Inclusive Maldives holiday I won in The Fab Scratchcard game. #fabscratchcardsdontexisteither Perfect. I'm game for that. I need to work on my tan so won't be wearing much, that's okay isn't it? Fuckinscratchcardsdintexistmyarse #inittowinit" Yeah.. well I've a bus full of hotties  And were off to Benidorm | |||
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"Lucky man that I am.. I've just won a week's all-inclusive holiday for Fab at the hotel from Benidorm. Just how low has the working class of this country sunk? Who are you going with, Jeremy Kyle? Where would you go? Marbs? " Never been to Marbs but I've been to Guardamar del Segura a few times. It's about the same distance as Benidorm is from Alicante, only in the opposite direction. Nobody speaks English there and there are no Irish bars, it's like being in a foreign country. | |||
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"Lucky man that I am.. I've just won a week's all-inclusive holiday for Fab at the hotel from Benidorm. Just how low has the working class of this country sunk? Who are you going with, Jeremy Kyle? Where would you go? Marbs? Never been to Marbs but I've been to Guardamar del Segura a few times. It's about the same distance as Benidorm is from Alicante, only in the opposite direction. Nobody speaks English there and there are no Irish bars, it's like being in a foreign country." Yeah.. Well we're gonna give Benidorm the reputation it lives up to. First stop Sticky Vickys | |||
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"Lucky man that I am.. I've just won a week's all-inclusive holiday for Fab at the hotel from Benidorm. Just how low has the working class of this country sunk? Who are you going with, Jeremy Kyle? Where would you go? Marbs? Never been to Marbs but I've been to Guardamar del Segura a few times. It's about the same distance as Benidorm is from Alicante, only in the opposite direction. Nobody speaks English there and there are no Irish bars, it's like being in a foreign country." What's the nightlife like? | |||
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"Lucky man that I am.. I've just won a week's all-inclusive holiday for Fab at the hotel from Benidorm. You've got two hours to pack before the transfer bus will be at your door. We're just leaving mine now.. I'm on the back seats. Are you coming? How do you plan to spend your time on holiday in Benidorm? Which part of the pool are you hogging? *Terms&Conditionsapplytheholidaydoesntexist* Can I have South of France instead please You fussy fuckers
I knowwww but fooking benidorm
Its a free holiday! I'd be happy with a free week off in Bognor Regis."It's probably bad memories, went aged 17 and was set upon by 4 bitches. Think I'll give the free holiday away but hey thanks for the offer  | |||
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"Lucky man that I am.. I've just won a week's all-inclusive holiday for Fab at the hotel from Benidorm. Just how low has the working class of this country sunk? Who are you going with, Jeremy Kyle? Where would you go? Marbs? Never been to Marbs but I've been to Guardamar del Segura a few times. It's about the same distance as Benidorm is from Alicante, only in the opposite direction. Nobody speaks English there and there are no Irish bars, it's like being in a foreign country. What's the nightlife like?" And what have you got against the Irish? | |||
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"Can I bring my bucket and spade? Quite fancy building a really big sandcastle. That's what I'll be doing
Excellent! I will draw up plans for a sandy masterpiece based upon Frank Lloyd Wright’s epic work, Falling Water.
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Recreate the Alhambra?
*Ghengis smiles*"I feel like you can never gift too much Moorish sand architecture to Benidorm | |||
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"Lucky man that I am.. I've just won a week's all-inclusive holiday for Fab at the hotel from Benidorm. Just how low has the working class of this country sunk? Who are you going with, Jeremy Kyle? Where would you go? Marbs? Never been to Marbs but I've been to Guardamar del Segura a few times. It's about the same distance as Benidorm is from Alicante, only in the opposite direction. Nobody speaks English there and there are no Irish bars, it's like being in a foreign country. What's the nightlife like?" Tourists won't get into any of the very few all night clubs unless they find a friendly local. You can't get Bisto gravy either. | |||
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"Lucky man that I am.. I've just won a week's all-inclusive holiday for Fab at the hotel from Benidorm. Just how low has the working class of this country sunk? Who are you going with, Jeremy Kyle? Where would you go? Marbs? Never been to Marbs but I've been to Guardamar del Segura a few times. It's about the same distance as Benidorm is from Alicante, only in the opposite direction. Nobody speaks English there and there are no Irish bars, it's like being in a foreign country. What's the nightlife like? And what have you got against the Irish?" Nothing, lovely people in the main. Most Irish bars abroad are shit though. | |||
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"Can I bring my bucket and spade? Quite fancy building a really big sandcastle. That's what I'll be doing
Excellent! I will draw up plans for a sandy masterpiece based upon Frank Lloyd Wright’s epic work, Falling Water.
*Ghengis doesn't like the sound of that and draws up plans for a bigger castle*
Recreate the Alhambra?
*Ghengis smiles*
I feel like you can never gift too much Moorish sand architecture to Benidorm "It's the wrong Costa for a start.. but you've stoked a pride in the part of Spain I know and love. One that brushes shoulders with the other side of Costa life, which I also love a little for what it is. | |||
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"2 hours?!?! I can’t decide what to take / wear / pack in that time, it’s not loooooooong enough.... "You're coming! Ready or not | |||
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"Lucky man that I am.. I've just won a week's all-inclusive holiday for Fab at the hotel from Benidorm. You've got two hours to pack before the transfer bus will be at your door. We're just leaving mine now.. I'm on the back seats. Are you coming? How do you plan to spend your time on holiday in Benidorm? Which part of the pool are you hogging? *Terms&Conditionsapplytheholidaydoesntexist* Can I have South of France instead please You fussy fuckers
I knowwww but fooking benidorm
Its a free holiday! I'd be happy with a free week off in Bognor Regis.
It's probably bad memories, went aged 17 and was set upon by 4 bitches. Think I'll give the free holiday away but hey thanks for the offer "You'll be safe with me and my friends. I speak Spanglish | |||
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"Lucky man that I am.. I've just won a week's all-inclusive holiday for Fab at the hotel from Benidorm. You've got two hours to pack before the transfer bus will be at your door. We're just leaving mine now.. I'm on the back seats. Are you coming? How do you plan to spend your time on holiday in Benidorm? Which part of the pool are you hogging? *Terms&Conditionsapplytheholidaydoesntexist* Can I have South of France instead please You fussy fuckers
I knowwww but fooking benidorm
Its a free holiday! I'd be happy with a free week off in Bognor Regis.
It's probably bad memories, went aged 17 and was set upon by 4 bitches. Think I'll give the free holiday away but hey thanks for the offer
You'll be safe with me and my friends. I speak Spanglish "How about we go to spiritual India instead? We can still get pissed! | |||
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"Lucky man that I am.. I've just won a week's all-inclusive holiday for Fab at the hotel from Benidorm. You've got two hours to pack before the transfer bus will be at your door. We're just leaving mine now.. I'm on the back seats. Are you coming? How do you plan to spend your time on holiday in Benidorm? Which part of the pool are you hogging? *Terms&Conditionsapplytheholidaydoesntexist* Can I have South of France instead please You fussy fuckers
I knowwww but fooking benidorm
Its a free holiday! I'd be happy with a free week off in Bognor Regis.
It's probably bad memories, went aged 17 and was set upon by 4 bitches. Think I'll give the free holiday away but hey thanks for the offer
You'll be safe with me and my friends. I speak Spanglish
How about we go to spiritual India instead? We can still get pissed! "If I can get my hands on a #fuckingfabscratchcardsdoexistivegotagoldenticket.com Then maybe | |||
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"Lucky man that I am.. I've just won a week's all-inclusive holiday for Fab at the hotel from Benidorm. You've got two hours to pack before the transfer bus will be at your door. We're just leaving mine now.. I'm on the back seats. Are you coming? How do you plan to spend your time on holiday in Benidorm? Which part of the pool are you hogging? *Terms&Conditionsapplytheholidaydoesntexist* Can I have South of France instead please You fussy fuckers
I knowwww but fooking benidorm
Its a free holiday! I'd be happy with a free week off in Bognor Regis.
It's probably bad memories, went aged 17 and was set upon by 4 bitches. Think I'll give the free holiday away but hey thanks for the offer
You'll be safe with me and my friends. I speak Spanglish
How about we go to spiritual India instead? We can still get pissed!
If I can get my hands on a #fuckingfabscratchcardsdoexistivegotagoldenticket.com Then maybe "Give me a hola then we can do one! | |||
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Si senorita"Cool we can stay at a friend of a friends hotel, mates rates | |||
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"I'll keep Meli company in the 14 day All Inclusive Maldives holiday I won in The Fab Scratchcard game. #fabscratchcardsdontexisteither Perfect. I'm game for that. I need to work on my tan so won't be wearing much, that's okay isn't it? Fuckinscratchcardsdintexistmyarse #inittowinit Yeah.. well I've a bus full of hotties And were off to Benidorm "You haven't got a Meli with you though | |||
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"Blast, I’m not bikini ready I was just gonna say, you realise it's winter? It's gonna take me 2 hours to de-fuzz!! "My thoughts exactly ladies | |||
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Cool we can stay at a friend of a friends hotel, mates rates "If we were on the other Costa I could take you to Ma und Pa's house. | |||
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"Blast, I’m not bikini ready I was just gonna say, you realise it's winter? It's gonna take me 2 hours to de-fuzz!!
My thoughts exactly ladies "Holy crap winter coat! Throws out Venus travel size, re packs industrial size.... | |||
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Cool we can stay at a friend of a friends hotel, mates rates
If we were on the other Costa I could take you to Ma und Pa's house." homemade paella | |||
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"Are we going Old Town
Si senorita
Cool we can stay at a friend of a friends hotel, mates rates
If we were on the other Costa I could take you to Ma und Pa's house.
homemade paella "More family bbq | |||
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"Lucky man that I am.. I've just won a week's all-inclusive holiday for Fab at the hotel from Benidorm. Just how low has the working class of this country sunk? Who are you going with, Jeremy Kyle? Where would you go? Marbs? Never been to Marbs but I've been to Guardamar del Segura a few times. It's about the same distance as Benidorm is from Alicante, only in the opposite direction. Nobody speaks English there and there are no Irish bars, it's like being in a foreign country. What's the nightlife like? Tourists won't get into any of the very few all night clubs unless they find a friendly local. You can't get Bisto gravy either. " Well what's the point in going then? Can I bring me own Bisto to go on my paella? | |||
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Cool we can stay at a friend of a friends hotel, mates rates
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"Lucky man that I am.. I've just won a week's all-inclusive holiday for Fab at the hotel from Benidorm. Just how low has the working class of this country sunk? Who are you going with, Jeremy Kyle? Where would you go? Marbs? Never been to Marbs but I've been to Guardamar del Segura a few times. It's about the same distance as Benidorm is from Alicante, only in the opposite direction. Nobody speaks English there and there are no Irish bars, it's like being in a foreign country. What's the nightlife like? Tourists won't get into any of the very few all night clubs unless they find a friendly local. You can't get Bisto gravy either. Well what's the point in going then? Can I bring me own Bisto to go on my paella?" So you're coming to Benidorm? You can have gravy on anything | |||
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"Lucky man that I am.. I've just won a week's all-inclusive holiday for Fab at the hotel from Benidorm. Just how low has the working class of this country sunk? Who are you going with, Jeremy Kyle? Where would you go? Marbs? Never been to Marbs but I've been to Guardamar del Segura a few times. It's about the same distance as Benidorm is from Alicante, only in the opposite direction. Nobody speaks English there and there are no Irish bars, it's like being in a foreign country. What's the nightlife like? Tourists won't get into any of the very few all night clubs unless they find a friendly local. You can't get Bisto gravy either. Well what's the point in going then? Can I bring me own Bisto to go on my paella? So you're coming to Benidorm? You can have gravy on anything " I don't like Bisto but I'll have one of those goldfish bowl cocktails and a straw please. | |||
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"I will bring my laptop and do a DJ set by the pool in the evening to get everyone dancing." Irish folk music please. | |||
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"I will bring my laptop and do a DJ set by the pool in the evening to get everyone dancing." Benidorm just got bangin'! Welcome Ash The party is in your full control. | |||
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"Lucky man that I am.. I've just won a week's all-inclusive holiday for Fab at the hotel from Benidorm. Just how low has the working class of this country sunk? Who are you going with, Jeremy Kyle? Where would you go? Marbs? Never been to Marbs but I've been to Guardamar del Segura a few times. It's about the same distance as Benidorm is from Alicante, only in the opposite direction. Nobody speaks English there and there are no Irish bars, it's like being in a foreign country. What's the nightlife like? Tourists won't get into any of the very few all night clubs unless they find a friendly local. You can't get Bisto gravy either. Well what's the point in going then? Can I bring me own Bisto to go on my paella? So you're coming to Benidorm? You can have gravy on anything I don't like Bisto but I'll have one of those goldfish bowl cocktails and a straw please." One tourist measure Sangaria coming up.. Ash is charge of the music so you'll have to ask him about the Folk music. | |||
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"Lucky man that I am.. I've just won a week's all-inclusive holiday for Fab at the hotel from Benidorm. You've got two hours to pack before the transfer bus will be at your door. We're just leaving mine now.. I'm on the back seats. Are you coming? How do you plan to spend your time on holiday in Benidorm? Which part of the pool are you hogging? *Terms&Conditionsapplytheholidaydoesntexist* Is heavy petting allowed in the pool? " u wont have the energy to get out of the room
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must. try. harder. 