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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

...that at the last time Siren will be producing natural milk she flatly refuses to indulge me in my farmyard fantasy of milking her like a cow.

Got me bucket and dungarees all ready to go and she keeps telling me to fook off!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's wrong with her, surely it's every lasses deepest desire to be milked like a cow haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"...that at the last time Siren will be producing natural milk she flatly refuses to indulge me in my farmyard fantasy of milking her like a cow.

Got me bucket and dungarees all ready to go and she keeps telling me to fook off! "

throw in a 3 legged milking stool .... may sway it for you ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you are wicked wicked man Wishy but dont tell Siren cos I really did LOL then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"...that at the last time Siren will be producing natural milk she flatly refuses to indulge me in my farmyard fantasy of milking her like a cow.

Got me bucket and dungarees all ready to go and she keeps telling me to fook off! "

What about your three legged stool and straw hat?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"...that at the last time Siren will be producing natural milk she flatly refuses to indulge me in my farmyard fantasy of milking her like a cow.

Got me bucket and dungarees all ready to go and she keeps telling me to fook off!

throw in a 3 legged milking stool .... may sway it for you ??"

maybe not, but putting on a wenches outfit might sway it x

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"...that at the last time Siren will be producing natural milk she flatly refuses to indulge me in my farmyard fantasy of milking her like a cow.

Got me bucket and dungarees all ready to go and she keeps telling me to fook off!

throw in a 3 legged milking stool .... may sway it for you ??"

Beat me to it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol maybe her nipples hurt i know my nipples did x and sucking was bad but milking mmmmmmmmm no ,

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

It's not like I'm gonna be tugging her nipples to hard that they'll end up looking like teats, although that would give rise to taking her to a dairy farm and getting her in one of them stalls in the milking shed and putting the automatic milking teats on her. Bit of black and white paint on her rump and she'll be all Fresian-like.

Dunno what the problem is really. Just a bit of fun.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I suppose she is equally unreasonable when you mentioned your dream to put your elbow-length latex gloves and slap on the lube, ready to play James Herriot in All Creatures Great and Small.

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By *atureFem4FunWoman
over a year ago

Las Palmas GC

You got off lightly Wishy!....I'd be sticking the funnel right up yer jacksy for even suggesting it.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I suppose she is equally unreasonable when you mentioned your dream to put your elbow-length latex gloves and slap on the lube, ready to play James Herriot in All Creatures Great and Small. "

Going anywhere near her ass is more than my life's worth. Fookin hell, I'd have to sleep with one eye open!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You got off lightly Wishy!....I'd be sticking the funnel right up yer jacksy for even suggesting it.....

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Got no sense of fun, you gals. It's only a bit of roleplay oo-ar!

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By *atureFem4FunWoman
over a year ago

Las Palmas GC


"I suppose she is equally unreasonable when you mentioned your dream to put your elbow-length latex gloves and slap on the lube, ready to play James Herriot in All Creatures Great and Small. "

He already got banned by the hospital for doing that last time Siren was in the delivery room...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd tell ya more than fook off

Ya want ya cock milkin like a cow?

(actually don't answer that) xx

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

You've had it wishywashywoo, Siren sais I can have the last turn... but you're welcome to watch.

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through the window

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'd tell ya more than fook off

Ya want ya cock milkin like a cow?

(actually don't answer that) xx"

Hmmm.. now ya mention it...

Very fast, bout fifty times, should do the trick.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd tell ya more than fook off

Ya want ya cock milkin like a cow?

(actually don't answer that) xx

Hmmm.. now ya mention it...

Very fast, bout fifty times, should do the trick. "

Fifty times?

You been practicing that new method I told ya bout then? Xx

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

I am so disappointed.

There was me thinking, not hoping i hasten to add, that Wishy hadn't quite got the hang of this electricianing carry on.

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