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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

To the lady with the 6 screaming kids all under the age of 9 at Asda: If you're asking how that box of condoms got in your basket. . . . . . you're welcome

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By *orders-cplCouple
over a year ago

middx cpl

FANTASTIC PMSL

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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Love it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now I do hope you gave her a choice of condom you know latex free , ribbed extra large ect dont want her thinking you had generalized her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I suppose a roll of duct tape would have been pushing it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

haha, that made me chuckle!

Reminds me of a time I was in the bookies, this bloke was shouting and swearing at the roulette machine, going absolutely nuts so when he looked away I slipped one of the Gamble aware leaflets on the machine. He saw it, looked around got embarrassed and left... did the job lol.

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By *littylikka69Man
over a year ago

West Midlands

oh what a brilliant move!,all credit to you for moving so slickly.

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

liking your style

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"liking your style "

its a little game we play in supermarkets now & then lol.

decide what someone needs & drop it in their trolley when they not looking lol.

lik, a scruffy sod gets a bar of soap, or someone with bo gets deoderant etc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i heard that told as a joke a long time ago!!!

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

Glad I don't live near you. Dread to think what I may face at the checkout, lol

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By *ngel Devil69Couple
over a year ago

Manilva

Going to watch at the checkouts now, to see who's been done, lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"liking your style

its a little game we play in supermarkets now & then lol.

decide what someone needs & drop it in their trolley when they not looking lol.

lik, a scruffy sod gets a bar of soap, or someone with bo gets deoderant etc "

love it, so gonna try that next time we're doing our shopping, will brighten up my shopping experience no end!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lmfao brilliant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

like she didn't notice the condoms and actually paid for them - this is a joke told a long time ago.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"liking your style

its a little game we play in supermarkets now & then lol.

decide what someone needs & drop it in their trolley when they not looking lol.

lik, a scruffy sod gets a bar of soap, or someone with bo gets deoderant etc "

I'll drop a dictionary into yours then, so you can learn how to spell 'deodOrant'.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"liking your style

its a little game we play in supermarkets now & then lol.

decide what someone needs & drop it in their trolley when they not looking lol.

lik, a scruffy sod gets a bar of soap, or someone with bo gets deoderant etc "

I'll drop a dictionary into yours then, so you can learn how to spell 'deodOrant'.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"like she didn't notice the condoms and actually paid for them - this is a joke told a long time ago."

sorry no .... it was the joke that gave me the idea of putting things in peoples baskets .... this one really was a coincidence of the joke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" I'll drop a dictionary into yours then, so you can learn how to spell 'deodOrant'.

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How kind...;-)

Then he'd have no problem spelling police...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"To the lady with the 6 screaming kids all under the age of 9 at Asda: If you're asking how that box of condoms got in your basket. . . . . . you're welcome

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sorry to busy playing Spot the Swingers

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By *un_JuiceCouple
over a year ago

Nr Chester


"To the lady with the 6 screaming kids all under the age of 9 at Asda: If you're asking how that box of condoms got in your basket. . . . . . you're welcome

sorry to busy playing Spot the Swingers "

Haha us too. Or our interpretation or hope ...

That's a great game though, like the soap one. Bet you'd have to be careful with all the cameras and them clicking on, light things would be easy enough.

Definately gonna have a go, watch this space.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

love watching the ones that hover round the condom/lubricant/cock ring shelves then rush to the self service till so the checkout girls can't see

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A packet of corks would have been good too; one for each of them

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By *issNaughtyxxxWoman
over a year ago

Aberdeen

LMAO this made me giggle and smile after having a rubbish day!

I had 8 kids with me today and none of them were mine and the weirdest thing they were all so well behaved. Even the checkout man said how impressed he was

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