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"A man walks into a bar and sees another man with an orange for a head. He walks up and asks how did you get an orange for a head? The man at the bar replies. Well I found a lamp one day and when I rubbed it a genie appeared out and gave me three wishes. The first man asks, well what did you wish for? The man at the bar replies, well my first wish was obviously to have lots of money and my second wish was to have a massive cock. The first man looking a bit puzzled then asks, so what was your third wish? The man at the bar replies, I wished I had an orange for a head. " Love it!!! | |||
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"A man walks into a bar and sees another man with an orange for a head. He walks up and asks how did you get an orange for a head? The man at the bar replies. Well I found a lamp one day and when I rubbed it a genie appeared out and gave me three wishes. The first man asks, well what did you wish for? The man at the bar replies, well my first wish was obviously to have lots of money and my second wish was to have a massive cock. The first man looking a bit puzzled then asks, so what was your third wish? The man at the bar replies, I wished I had an orange for a head. " Hahaha | |||
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"Just been asked by a group of teenagers outside tesco's if I would get them 20 Richmonds, go on then i said and got them, I handed them over & you should have heard the abuse they gave me , So I told them "Next time get your own fucking sausages !!" | |||
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"What's the difference between your mom and an orange. Your mom's a slag." Nice | |||
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"What's the difference between your mom and an orange. Your mom's a slag." That tickled me | |||
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"Why don't oranges teach water-skiing. Because they don't have the necessary skill sets." You got a thing for Oranges mind... | |||
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"Why don't oranges teach water-skiing. Because they don't have the necessary skill sets. You got a thing for Oranges mind..." How dare you imply all my jokes are orange based. | |||
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