FabSwingers.com forum: joke of the day

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

My wife came down from having a shower, and said with a wink, "i've shaved my fanny, and you know what that means ?"Yes" I replied, "the fucking plughole's blocked again

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Latest news from the African Nations Cup.......6 stone 2 pounds Ugandan striker Bobo Umfoofoo was visibly upset during last nights game after chants from the Somalian crowd of "You fat bastard" and "Who ate all the flies?"

By *ath-N-DelCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow area

Rick was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in less than 6 seconds, AND IT BETTER BE THERE!!"

The next morning Rick got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, and brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Rick has been missing since Friday. Please pray for him

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why have no women been to the moon?

It doesnt need cleaning.

By *uro anchorMan
over a year ago

Coventry

I found my nan dead in her bed this morning.

I put my arms around her and held her as a tear rolled down my cheek..

I noticed that she was naked..

I ended up fucking her, just as i was about to cum up her arse she shouted BOO..

I mean what sort of sick twat pretends to be dead...

By *attoo loversCouple
over a year ago

norwich

A mother inlaw said 2 her sons wife, when the baby was born

"I dont mean 2 be rude but he doesnt look anything like my son" the daughter inlaw lifted her skirt and said "i dont mean 2 be rude either but this is a fanny not a photo copier!!"