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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Have you or your meet ever farted Whilst playing and shagging ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not on a meet but with long term partners!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have you or your meet ever farted Whilst playing and shagging ?"

Yes. I blamed it on the dog, even though there wasn't a dog. I think I got away with it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have you or your meet ever farted Whilst playing and shagging ?

Yes. I blamed it on the dog, even though there wasn't a dog. I think I got away with it.

"

That made me laugh a little too much Jim

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes but we had met many times and we had been drinking and dancing and I got excited and....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have you or your meet ever farted Whilst playing and shagging ?

Yes. I blamed it on the dog, even though there wasn't a dog. I think I got away with it.

"

Laughing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No but a girl did poo once trying to squirt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes but we had met many times and we had been drinking and dancing and I got excited and...."

You were doing anal and it sounded like a kazoo didn’t it ?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No but a girl did poo once trying to squirt "

Noooooooo

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By *winger212Woman
over a year ago

Live in spain

I've Fanny farted by accident

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No. I would die.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No but a girl did poo once trying to squirt "

A woman I was going down on farted when she came, obviously I carried on like a gentleman and pretended not to notice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No but a girl did poo once trying to squirt

Noooooooo"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes but we had met many times and we had been drinking and dancing and I got excited and....

You were doing anal and it sounded like a kazoo didn’t it ?! "

You know I can’t do anal...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes but we had met many times and we had been drinking and dancing and I got excited and....

You were doing anal and it sounded like a kazoo didn’t it ?!

You know I can’t do anal..."

Oh yeah, forgot you’re allergic.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fanny farts are different though!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes but we had met many times and we had been drinking and dancing and I got excited and....

You were doing anal and it sounded like a kazoo didn’t it ?!

You know I can’t do anal...

Oh yeah, forgot you’re allergic. "

I would sound more like a wazoo if I did.

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

No way would I ever do that, I was married for 20 years and didn’t even do it in front of him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yip!!! The other female from a FFM, she was mortified but I pretended not to notice .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No way would I ever do that, I was married for 20 years and didn’t even do it in front of him "

Not a case of controlling it tbh. It either happens or it doesn’t.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes but we had met many times and we had been drinking and dancing and I got excited and....

You were doing anal and it sounded like a kazoo didn’t it ?!

You know I can’t do anal...

Oh yeah, forgot you’re allergic.

I would sound more like a wazoo if I did. "

I know it makes your eyes water, last time you tried.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes but we had met many times and we had been drinking and dancing and I got excited and....

You were doing anal and it sounded like a kazoo didn’t it ?!

You know I can’t do anal...

Oh yeah, forgot you’re allergic.

I would sound more like a wazoo if I did.

I know it makes your eyes water, last time you tried. "

After a tear and 4 surgeries later, no thanks. Worst year of my life.

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By *ingCock_17Man
over a year ago

St. Helens


"I've Fanny farted by accident"

There's no issues with those haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No but a girl did poo once trying to squirt

Noooooooo"

Yep a little black pebble stunk too i didnt have the heart to tell her tho

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No but a girl did poo once trying to squirt

Noooooooo

Yep a little black pebble stunk too i didnt have the heart to tell her tho "

Did you see her again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes but we had met many times and we had been drinking and dancing and I got excited and....

You were doing anal and it sounded like a kazoo didn’t it ?!

You know I can’t do anal...

Oh yeah, forgot you’re allergic.

I would sound more like a wazoo if I did.

I know it makes your eyes water, last time you tried.

After a tear and 4 surgeries later, no thanks. Worst year of my life."

Tell me about it, I had chronic chaffing that year.

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By *iss SinWoman
over a year ago

portchester

No never!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No but a girl did poo once trying to squirt

Noooooooo

Yep a little black pebble stunk too i didnt have the heart to tell her tho

Did you see her again "

No but thats cos i left i didnt like the fuck and go mentality

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No never!"

Had to double look at your pic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have, I'd rather not have but look it's either hold back to stop it or let go & get back into the moment.

If I can't have a laugh with someone about a fart, then I'm not meeting them. I do have the sense of humour of a 12yr old boy though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No but a girl did poo once trying to squirt

Noooooooo

Yep a little black pebble stunk too i didnt have the heart to tell her tho "

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By *loswingersCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester

No , neither of us have . We have far too much respect fo Rathe people we meet to do that .

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Have you or your meet ever farted Whilst playing and shagging ?

Yes. I blamed it on the dog, even though there wasn't a dog. I think I got away with it.

"
lol x

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By *iss SinWoman
over a year ago

portchester


"No never!

Had to double look at your pic "

I’m liking looking at yours

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination


"Have you or your meet ever farted Whilst playing and shagging ?

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Yep... I farted in fwb's face once while wiggling about. A little high pitched fart just squeaked out. We both then got a fit of the giggles and ended up laughing so hard we both farted really loudly. There were tears of laughter

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I guess mixed reaction to farting.

Imagine women’s butt plugs popping out lol

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By *olexMan
over a year ago

Hull

An old friend fanny farted very loudly in my face as i was in the middle of going down on her. Ever the gentleman, i carried on

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"I guess mixed reaction to farting.

Imagine women’s butt plugs popping out lol "
or men's butt plugs.

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By *kblueeyesCouple
over a year ago

kilkenny

No waaay id be mortified

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Yes, recently, but I think I pulled it off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 03/03/19 19:45:05]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I had a woman fast in a meet, wasn't a 1st meet and stuff like that doesn't bother, so we just carried on with the evening. "

You had her fast in a meet......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"[Removed by poster at 03/03/19 19:45:05]"

Ive had a woman fart during a meet, wasn't a 1st meet and stuff like that doesn't bother, so we just carried on with the evening

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I had a woman fast in a meet, wasn't a 1st meet and stuff like that doesn't bother, so we just carried on with the evening.

You had her fast in a meet......"

Damn, thought I got rid of it before my typos had been spotted. You're just too fast woman..

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By *olepullerMan
over a year ago

Newry

I love farts and farting but I have just been banned from the chatrooms for asking the same question as was asked on this thread

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