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"Have you or your meet ever farted Whilst playing and shagging ?" Yes. I blamed it on the dog, even though there wasn't a dog. I think I got away with it. | |||
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"Have you or your meet ever farted Whilst playing and shagging ? Yes. I blamed it on the dog, even though there wasn't a dog. I think I got away with it. " Laughing | |||
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"Yes but we had met many times and we had been drinking and dancing and I got excited and...." You were doing anal and it sounded like a kazoo didn’t it ?! | |||
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"No but a girl did poo once trying to squirt " Noooooooo | |||
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"No but a girl did poo once trying to squirt " A woman I was going down on farted when she came, obviously I carried on like a gentleman and pretended not to notice | |||
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"Yes but we had met many times and we had been drinking and dancing and I got excited and.... You were doing anal and it sounded like a kazoo didn’t it ?! " You know I can’t do anal... | |||
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"Yes but we had met many times and we had been drinking and dancing and I got excited and.... You were doing anal and it sounded like a kazoo didn’t it ?! You know I can’t do anal..." Oh yeah, forgot you’re allergic. | |||
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"Yes but we had met many times and we had been drinking and dancing and I got excited and.... You were doing anal and it sounded like a kazoo didn’t it ?! You know I can’t do anal... Oh yeah, forgot you’re allergic. " I would sound more like a wazoo if I did. | |||
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"No way would I ever do that, I was married for 20 years and didn’t even do it in front of him " Not a case of controlling it tbh. It either happens or it doesn’t. | |||
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"Yes but we had met many times and we had been drinking and dancing and I got excited and.... You were doing anal and it sounded like a kazoo didn’t it ?! You know I can’t do anal... Oh yeah, forgot you’re allergic. I would sound more like a wazoo if I did. " I know it makes your eyes water, last time you tried. | |||
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"Yes but we had met many times and we had been drinking and dancing and I got excited and.... You were doing anal and it sounded like a kazoo didn’t it ?! You know I can’t do anal... Oh yeah, forgot you’re allergic. I would sound more like a wazoo if I did. I know it makes your eyes water, last time you tried. " After a tear and 4 surgeries later, no thanks. Worst year of my life. | |||
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"I've Fanny farted by accident" There's no issues with those haha | |||
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"No but a girl did poo once trying to squirt Noooooooo" Yep a little black pebble stunk too i didnt have the heart to tell her tho | |||
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"No but a girl did poo once trying to squirt Noooooooo Yep a little black pebble stunk too i didnt have the heart to tell her tho " Did you see her again | |||
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"Yes but we had met many times and we had been drinking and dancing and I got excited and.... You were doing anal and it sounded like a kazoo didn’t it ?! You know I can’t do anal... Oh yeah, forgot you’re allergic. I would sound more like a wazoo if I did. I know it makes your eyes water, last time you tried. After a tear and 4 surgeries later, no thanks. Worst year of my life." Tell me about it, I had chronic chaffing that year. | |||
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"No but a girl did poo once trying to squirt Noooooooo Yep a little black pebble stunk too i didnt have the heart to tell her tho Did you see her again " No but thats cos i left i didnt like the fuck and go mentality | |||
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"No but a girl did poo once trying to squirt Noooooooo Yep a little black pebble stunk too i didnt have the heart to tell her tho " | |||
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"Have you or your meet ever farted Whilst playing and shagging ? Yes. I blamed it on the dog, even though there wasn't a dog. I think I got away with it. " lol x | |||
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"No never! Had to double look at your pic " I’m liking looking at yours | |||
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"Have you or your meet ever farted Whilst playing and shagging ? " Yep... I farted in fwb's face once while wiggling about. A little high pitched fart just squeaked out. We both then got a fit of the giggles and ended up laughing so hard we both farted really loudly. There were tears of laughter | |||
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"I guess mixed reaction to farting. Imagine women’s butt plugs popping out lol " or men's butt plugs. | |||
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"I had a woman fast in a meet, wasn't a 1st meet and stuff like that doesn't bother, so we just carried on with the evening. " You had her fast in a meet...... | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 03/03/19 19:45:05]" Ive had a woman fart during a meet, wasn't a 1st meet and stuff like that doesn't bother, so we just carried on with the evening | |||
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"I had a woman fast in a meet, wasn't a 1st meet and stuff like that doesn't bother, so we just carried on with the evening. You had her fast in a meet......" Damn, thought I got rid of it before my typos had been spotted. You're just too fast woman.. | |||
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