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"Merciless?? ok.. I may be teasing myself." Well you don't have to perv | |||
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"Merciless?? ok.. I may be teasing myself. Well you don't have to perv " I can't help it | |||
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"A caging may be in order! " Oh no.. please don't.. It's cruel to cage wild animals. | |||
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"Merciless?? ok.. I may be teasing myself. Well you don't have to perv I can't help it " Can't? Or won't? | |||
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"Merciless?? ok.. I may be teasing myself. Well you don't have to perv I can't help it Can't? Or won't? " Never! | |||
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"Ming was merciless..... Ming the Ping... that's your cock that is" That doesn't sound so good, I mean.. Heavy Penis isn't any better granted.. but Ming the Ping | |||
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"Is it a heavy penis? Or a packed sack?" definately heavy penis.. I'm noticing it banging against my thigh. It's making it's presence felt. | |||
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"Is it a heavy penis? Or a packed sack? definately heavy penis.. I'm noticing it banging against my thigh. It's making it's presence felt. " Slap it on your kitchen scales so we know exactly what it weighs | |||
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" Or is it that exquisite pain that is the abstinence just before the release- like waiting for a few days to cum before a meet?" The next meet is gonna have to brace herself for a drenching..... | |||
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"Ah chunky cock. If you bob over to the politics forum that'll help wilt it." I believe it will.. probably get myself in trouble in the process.. militant utopian that I am Like I said.. "I kind of like it" | |||
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"Is it a heavy penis? Or a packed sack? definately heavy penis.. I'm noticing it banging against my thigh. It's making it's presence felt. Slap it on your kitchen scales so we know exactly what it weighs " Relatively speaking! I don't want to get into a weight war and make the big boys cry | |||
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"Is it a heavy penis? Or a packed sack? definately heavy penis.. I'm noticing it banging against my thigh. It's making it's presence felt. Slap it on your kitchen scales so we know exactly what it weighs " New cock pics will be on scales instead of next to Sky remotes. | |||
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"Is it a heavy penis? Or a packed sack? definately heavy penis.. I'm noticing it banging against my thigh. It's making it's presence felt. " Like a clapper in a bell is it? | |||
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"Empty sacks, clear mind. Have a wank? (My autocarrot tried to correct that to walk 3 times!) Or is it that exquisite pain that is the abstinence just before the release- like waiting for a few days to cum before a meet?" It's that!! only all I've done is be too tired to wank.. no meet planned to go into abstinence over. | |||
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"Is it a heavy penis? Or a packed sack? definately heavy penis.. I'm noticing it banging against my thigh. It's making it's presence felt. Slap it on your kitchen scales so we know exactly what it weighs Relatively speaking! I don't want to get into a weight war and make the big boys cry " Oh alright then | |||
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" Or is it that exquisite pain that is the abstinence just before the release- like waiting for a few days to cum before a meet? The next meet is gonna have to brace herself for a drenching....." No no.. I'd not do that to her.. 3 day build up is the most she'll get I can't abstaine from Wanking any longer | |||
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"Is it a heavy penis? Or a packed sack? definately heavy penis.. I'm noticing it banging against my thigh. It's making it's presence felt. Slap it on your kitchen scales so we know exactly what it weighs New cock pics will be on scales instead of next to Sky remotes." Congratulations.. 9lbs 7ozs baby boy | |||
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"Is it a heavy penis? Or a packed sack? definately heavy penis.. I'm noticing it banging against my thigh. It's making it's presence felt. Like a clapper in a bell is it? " You've no idea how good that would feel right now | |||
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"Ah chunky cock. If you bob over to the politics forum that'll help wilt it." True story. | |||
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"Is it a heavy penis? Or a packed sack? definately heavy penis.. I'm noticing it banging against my thigh. It's making it's presence felt. Slap it on your kitchen scales so we know exactly what it weighs New cock pics will be on scales instead of next to Sky remotes. Congratulations.. 9lbs 7ozs baby boy " Crikey no wonder your jeans are bulging! | |||
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"Is it a heavy penis? Or a packed sack? definately heavy penis.. I'm noticing it banging against my thigh. It's making it's presence felt. Slap it on your kitchen scales so we know exactly what it weighs New cock pics will be on scales instead of next to Sky remotes. " Let's face it, it'll be different to said remotes or linx cans | |||
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"Try never wanking and not having a fuck since January. " | |||
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"Try never wanking and not having a fuck since January. " Why? How? I couldn't.. | |||
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"I've got Heavy Penis' second album on vinyl." I've got it on a cassette | |||
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"Empty sacks, clear mind. Have a wank? (My autocarrot tried to correct that to walk 3 times!) Or is it that exquisite pain that is the abstinence just before the release- like waiting for a few days to cum before a meet? It's that!! only all I've done is be too tired to wank.. no meet planned to go into abstinence over." Well theres your problem then! Rectify that immediately. I prescribe one wank followed by a meet a couple of days later! | |||
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"Have a wank " it'll be a good one tonight.. for now I'm just going to enjoy stroking him every time I get a compliment | |||
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"I've got Heavy Penis' second album on vinyl." I thought they went a bit limp after the first album. | |||
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"Empty sacks, clear mind. Have a wank? (My autocarrot tried to correct that to walk 3 times!) Or is it that exquisite pain that is the abstinence just before the release- like waiting for a few days to cum before a meet? It's that!! only all I've done is be too tired to wank.. no meet planned to go into abstinence over. Well theres your problem then! Rectify that immediately. I prescribe one wank followed by a meet a couple of days later!" Oh I'm Wanking tonight regardless! | |||
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"I've got Heavy Penis' second album on vinyl. I thought they went a bit limp after the first album. " Come back album was the best | |||
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"Empty sacks, clear mind. Have a wank? (My autocarrot tried to correct that to walk 3 times!) Or is it that exquisite pain that is the abstinence just before the release- like waiting for a few days to cum before a meet? It's that!! only all I've done is be too tired to wank.. no meet planned to go into abstinence over. Well theres your problem then! Rectify that immediately. I prescribe one wank followed by a meet a couple of days later! Oh I'm Wanking tonight regardless! " To Phil Collins In The Air Tonight? | |||
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"Empty sacks, clear mind. Have a wank? (My autocarrot tried to correct that to walk 3 times!) Or is it that exquisite pain that is the abstinence just before the release- like waiting for a few days to cum before a meet? It's that!! only all I've done is be too tired to wank.. no meet planned to go into abstinence over. Well theres your problem then! Rectify that immediately. I prescribe one wank followed by a meet a couple of days later! Oh I'm Wanking tonight regardless! " wanker | |||
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"Have a wank it'll be a good one tonight.. for now I'm just going to enjoy stroking him every time I get a compliment " I’ll send you something extra filthy | |||
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"I've got Heavy Penis' second album on vinyl. I've got it on a cassette " | |||
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"Strap it to your thigh for now " I like tgecswaying motion when I swing my hips side ways.. like slow mo flossing | |||
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"Empty sacks, clear mind. Have a wank? (My autocarrot tried to correct that to walk 3 times!) Or is it that exquisite pain that is the abstinence just before the release- like waiting for a few days to cum before a meet? It's that!! only all I've done is be too tired to wank.. no meet planned to go into abstinence over. Well theres your problem then! Rectify that immediately. I prescribe one wank followed by a meet a couple of days later! Oh I'm Wanking tonight regardless! To Phil Collins In The Air Tonight?" release to the drum solo | |||
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"Have a wank it'll be a good one tonight.. for now I'm just going to enjoy stroking him every time I get a compliment I’ll send you something extra filthy " Please do.. | |||
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"you set me off again D8" Soz... My bad... Think Maggie Thatcher | |||
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"Is it a heavy penis? Or a packed sack? definately heavy penis.. I'm noticing it banging against my thigh. It's making it's presence felt. Slap it on your kitchen scales so we know exactly what it weighs New cock pics will be on scales instead of next to Sky remotes." And now im curious to how much a cock might weigh | |||
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"Try never wanking and not having a fuck since January. " Wow, hope its not painful! | |||
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"Strap it to your thigh for now I like tgecswaying motion when I swing my hips side ways.. like slow mo flossing " The extra heavy thigh-slapping willy dance | |||
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"I wish I had a penis sometimes " I would, just for a day to see what it’s like x | |||
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"If I was near you, I'd empty your heavy penis " oooh my.. I'm getting set off again | |||
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"I wish I had a penis sometimes " It's wonderful.. if it helps.. I'd happily swap bodies with a woman to feel the same things. | |||
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"I wish I had a penis sometimes I would, just for a day to see what it’s like x" Me too. I’d be helicoptering all over the place | |||
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"Ming was merciless..... Ming the Ping... that's your cock that is That doesn't sound so good, I mean.. Heavy Penis isn't any better granted.. but Ming the Ping " A fine new moniker perhaps Mr G?? V xxx PS can I be of assistance | |||
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"I wish I had a penis sometimes It's wonderful.. if it helps.. I'd happily swap bodies with a woman to feel the same things." Wouldnt that be great? Swap bodies for a day and experience everything a different body does | |||
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"I wish I had a penis sometimes I would, just for a day to see what it’s like x Me too. I’d be helicoptering all over the place " I'd love that. I'd spend hours wanking and edging myself. And lots of ruined orgasms as well. It'd be a lot of fun. | |||
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"Ming was merciless..... Ming the Ping... that's your cock that is That doesn't sound so good, I mean.. Heavy Penis isn't any better granted.. but Ming the Ping A fine new moniker perhaps Mr G?? V xxx PS can I be of assistance " Anytime any place | |||
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"I'd like to know how it feels to have two firm fingers rubbing in and out of me, whilst same person was licking my clit. I bet that feels nice " It feels amazing esp when being licked out and your rubbing your clit.. and eventually exploding | |||
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"I'd like to know how it feels to have two firm fingers rubbing in and out of me, whilst same person was licking my clit. I bet that feels nice " It feels fucking amazing | |||
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"Get yourself a pint glass ..fill with cold water..add ice dip the offending appendage in the glass repeat until it's shrunk back down again" | |||
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"I know! That's why I want to KNOW. Heavy penis proof on my profile. Not one for flashing my cock on Fab too much.. unless it's to prove a point. " Your fucking HOT!!! And that dick has me wet.. | |||
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"I know! That's why I want to KNOW. Heavy penis proof on my profile. Not one for flashing my cock on Fab too much.. unless it's to prove a point. Your fucking HOT!!! And that dick has me wet.. " | |||
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"Is it a heavy penis? Or a packed sack? definately heavy penis.. I'm noticing it banging against my thigh. It's making it's presence felt. Slap it on your kitchen scales so we know exactly what it weighs New cock pics will be on scales instead of next to Sky remotes." Would it be better to use those hanging ones used to measure luggage? | |||
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"*Ghengis has another cock blush* " Cock blush? It sounds like a trendy wine. | |||
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"Is it a heavy penis? Or a packed sack? definately heavy penis.. I'm noticing it banging against my thigh. It's making it's presence felt. Slap it on your kitchen scales so we know exactly what it weighs New cock pics will be on scales instead of next to Sky remotes. Would it be better to use those hanging ones used to measure luggage? " I think that may be over-kill and itd hurt. Think more cooking scales.. damn i wish i had some now. | |||
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"*Ghengis has another cock blush* Cock blush? It sounds like a trendy wine. " It's a new word I came up with a friend. Fab polite for lob on. | |||
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"Empty sacks, clear mind. Have a wank? (My autocarrot tried to correct that to walk 3 times!) Or is it that exquisite pain that is the abstinence just before the release- like waiting for a few days to cum before a meet?" Best answer...and funniest. x | |||
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"Is it a heavy penis? Or a packed sack? definately heavy penis.. I'm noticing it banging against my thigh. It's making it's presence felt. Slap it on your kitchen scales so we know exactly what it weighs New cock pics will be on scales instead of next to Sky remotes. Would it be better to use those hanging ones used to measure luggage? " I'm sure we could make something that would work. | |||
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"Is it a heavy penis? Or a packed sack? definately heavy penis.. I'm noticing it banging against my thigh. It's making it's presence felt. Slap it on your kitchen scales so we know exactly what it weighs New cock pics will be on scales instead of next to Sky remotes. Would it be better to use those hanging ones used to measure luggage? I'm sure we could make something that would work. " I'm telling you.. kitchen scales is fine | |||
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"Oh I do like to be beside a heavy penis. " Just about fits into the tune of the song. | |||
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"Oh I do like to be beside a heavy penis. " That sounds like a popular holiday song. | |||
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"*Ghengis has another cock blush* " Cock blush city limits | |||
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"*Ghengis has another cock blush* Cock blush city limits" Are there limits? | |||
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"Have you put it out of its misery yet" No.. I'm waiting till bed time.. which isn't far off, I'm being good tonight | |||
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"I hate those heavy penis days OP lol I shouldn't laugh but your choice of words man Either take yourself off out somewhere and do something that will force your mind away from your junk, or pop a meet up and see if anyone would like to help you out lol I think I remember seeing your name mentioned on one of those "hottest" threads " sorry.. I never saw your post. I wasn't ignoring you. I know what I should do.. I'm just not doing it lol. It was, she's in this thread and partly the reason for my heavy penis. Blame her, I'm innocent | |||
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"If I said I had a heavy quim it wouldn't sound like a good thing. " I'm not saying a heavy penis is | |||
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"If I said I had a heavy quim it wouldn't sound like a good thing. I'm not saying a heavy penis is " You've got women (and probably some men) wanting to get close to it. | |||
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"If I said I had a heavy quim it wouldn't sound like a good thing. I'm not saying a heavy penis is You've got women (and probably some men) wanting to get close to it. " Well.. I didn't realise i'd have that effect now did I? Ove put it away now. Are you happier? | |||
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"If I said I had a heavy quim it wouldn't sound like a good thing. I'm not saying a heavy penis is You've got women (and probably some men) wanting to get close to it. Well.. I didn't realise i'd have that effect now did I? Ove put it away now. Are you happier? " Methinks he doth protest too much. | |||
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"*Ghengis has another cock blush* Cock blush? It sounds like a trendy wine. " Cheers Lickety | |||
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"*Ghengis has another cock blush* Cock blush city limits Are there limits?" *sings No no, no no no no, no no no no, no no theres no limits! | |||
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"*Ghengis has another cock blush* Cock blush city limits Are there limits?*sings No no, no no no no, no no no no, no no theres no limits!" We'll reach for the sky.. no valley to deep! No mountains to hiiigh | |||
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"So.. I had a wank, it was rather good, but nothing's changed. Still heavy. " Have you strapped a house brick to it? | |||
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"So.. I had a wank, it was rather good, but nothing's changed. Still heavy. Have you strapped a house brick to it? " God no! | |||
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"So.. I had a wank, it was rather good, but nothing's changed. Still heavy. Have you strapped a house brick to it? God no! " Lego brick? | |||
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"So.. I had a wank, it was rather good, but nothing's changed. Still heavy. Have you strapped a house brick to it? God no! Lego brick? " Lego is worse, imagine if I fell on it.. A chunky sixer wedged under my helmet! | |||
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"Dont bounce it off a head then" That's kind of what I want to do with it though.. the right head.. one that wants it bounced on lol | |||
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"So.. I had a wank, it was rather good, but nothing's changed. Still heavy. Have you strapped a house brick to it? God no! Lego brick? Lego is worse, imagine if I fell on it.. A chunky sixer wedged under my helmet! " A sticklebrick would be super mega worse | |||
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"So.. I had a wank, it was rather good, but nothing's changed. Still heavy. Have you strapped a house brick to it? God no! Lego brick? Lego is worse, imagine if I fell on it.. A chunky sixer wedged under my helmet! A sticklebrick would be super mega worse " I'm getting less heavy as we speak | |||
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"So.. I had a wank, it was rather good, but nothing's changed. Still heavy. Have you strapped a house brick to it? God no! Lego brick? Lego is worse, imagine if I fell on it.. A chunky sixer wedged under my helmet! A sticklebrick would be super mega worse I'm getting less heavy as we speak " Retracting into your throat? | |||
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"So.. I had a wank, it was rather good, but nothing's changed. Still heavy. Have you strapped a house brick to it? God no! Lego brick? Lego is worse, imagine if I fell on it.. A chunky sixer wedged under my helmet! A sticklebrick would be super mega worse I'm getting less heavy as we speak Retracting into your throat? " Going into hibernation! | |||
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"So.. I had a wank, it was rather good, but nothing's changed. Still heavy. Have you strapped a house brick to it? God no! Lego brick? Lego is worse, imagine if I fell on it.. A chunky sixer wedged under my helmet! A sticklebrick would be super mega worse I'm getting less heavy as we speak Retracting into your throat? Going into hibernation!" I still got the magic touch, yaaaaaay | |||
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