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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

For all the wrong reasons.. Working in the woods.. Whats everyone else upto?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in my hot tub having a lazy morning. May go out for dinner later

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm in my hot tub having a lazy morning. May go out for dinner later "

Now I m just jealous.. Enjoy your hot soak

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just had breakfast in bed. Telly on. Might stay here for a few hours haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just had breakfast in bed. Telly on. Might stay here for a few hours haha"

Ooh breakfast... What did you have? Costa mocha for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gonna be getting wet soon too. Off to sunday footy in a mo. Coffee and brekkie done so best get myself motivated

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wet day you say?

Why not get your umbrella out and get a photo done for the weekend picture challenge?

P

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just had breakfast in bed. Telly on. Might stay here for a few hours haha

Ooh breakfast... What did you have? Costa mocha for me "

Cereals with yoghurt. Ginger tea with honey and lemon. Don't feel like moving an eyebrow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thanks to a cancelled meet, I’m driving from Lancashire (where I’m from) back to Portsmouth where I work).

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just had breakfast in bed. Telly on. Might stay here for a few hours haha

Ooh breakfast... What did you have? Costa mocha for me

Cereals with yoghurt. Ginger tea with honey and lemon. Don't feel like moving an eyebrow "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thanks to a cancelled meet, I’m driving from Lancashire (where I’m from) back to Portsmouth where I work). "

Fuck that's brutal

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Thanks to a cancelled meet, I’m driving from Lancashire (where I’m from) back to Portsmouth where I work).

Fuck that's brutal "

Love being on the road, have driven from Penzance to Cornwall just for hell of it.. Stick on my toones and I m happy... Enjoy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Work!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dog walking in the rain with my umbrella

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thanks to a cancelled meet, I’m driving from Lancashire (where I’m from) back to Portsmouth where I work).

Fuck that's brutal "

The joys of being a single man that can’t accom, take what you can!


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Love being on the road, have driven from Penzance to Cornwall just for hell of it.. Stick on my toones and I m happy... Enjoy "

Erm... I used to live near there, Penzance is in Cornwall!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Best i get myself out there n play with my tool whilst the wet gets thru to my knicks

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Oops meant to Scotland

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dog walking in the rain with my umbrella "

What a nice umbrella you have as well.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Walk the dogs and treat myself to a pub lunch

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Thanks to a cancelled meet, I’m driving from Lancashire (where I’m from) back to Portsmouth where I work).

Fuck that's brutal

The joys of being a single man that can’t accom, take what you can!

Yes, I do believe it is....

Love being on the road, have driven from Penzance to Cornwall just for hell of it.. Stick on my toones and I m happy... Enjoy

Erm... I used to live near there, Penzance is in Cornwall! "

Im all fingers n thumbs.. Oooh.... I used to drive huge distances for hel of it and the beauty of the country... Especially if mountains involved..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve got to take the youngest of our brood home so 3 trains 2 buses he’ll be home then the same again to get home. Just what I need after a guest blaring their TV in the next room until 5 this morning

Doughnut

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’ve got to take the youngest of our brood home so 3 trains 2 buses he’ll be home then the same again to get home. Just what I need after a guest blaring their TV in the next room until 5 this morning

Doughnut "

Is that straight or jam doughnut

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dog walking in the rain with my umbrella

What a nice umbrella you have as well.

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Thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ve got to take the youngest of our brood home so 3 trains 2 buses he’ll be home then the same again to get home. Just what I need after a guest blaring their TV in the next room until 5 this morning

Doughnut

Is that straight or jam doughnut "

Cream filled

Doughnut

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Staying indoors in the warm may have to make a booty call later lol.

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over a year ago


"Oops meant to Scotland "

Ahh I’ve done Plymouth to Dunfermline a few times before (I work in Logistics).

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’ve got to take the youngest of our brood home so 3 trains 2 buses he’ll be home then the same again to get home. Just what I need after a guest blaring their TV in the next room until 5 this morning

Doughnut

Is that straight or jam doughnut

Cream filled

Doughnut "

Oooh nice... Nowt better than a lil cream to enjoy, night or day

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Staying indoors in the warm may have to make a booty call later lol. "

Go for it.. Thigh boots or short, personally thigh boots.. Nice

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So here I go, into the wild n wet but first gotta strip in van outta my smart kit, means getting naked briefly in the outback before putting on my protection.. Good to use protection then wander down to woods to the place where a bull sank upto his bollocks, very well hung bollocks I might add.. He was distressed to hell but not me, took it in my stride and prodded him with a stick.. He calmed down n slipped out with ease.. Last seen running off, tossing his head around happy to rejoin his herd, anyways I digress, once at said spot its a case of wallowing n fighting in the mud for the day, upto my bollocks, tool in hand, thankfully I m well versed in how to get best out of it so it will be a lot of muscle pounding n stretching til I finally get hole filled with hard stuff.. Oops.. That is fill muddy hole with stone, dont want ya getting wrong idea.. Then a nice strip, dry and hot shower

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Off to wet and windy rugby! Love my job

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oops meant to Scotland

Ahh I’ve done Plymouth to Dunfermline a few times before (I work in Logistics). "

Well, hope you enjoy the open road mare.. Safe journey.. Crank up them toones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m looking for someone to fuck

Simple really

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’m looking for someone to fuck

Simple really "

Good luck.. They ll be very lucky whomever it is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m looking for someone to fuck

Simple really

Good luck.. They ll be very lucky whomever it is "

Smooth talker

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’m looking for someone to fuck

Simple really

Good luck.. They ll be very lucky whomever it is

Smooth talker

"

Nope, just honest n true.. Gorgeous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So here I go, into the wild n wet but first gotta strip in van outta my smart kit, means getting naked briefly in the outback before putting on my protection.. Good to use protection then wander down to woods to the place where a bull sank upto his bollocks, very well hung bollocks I might add.. He was distressed to hell but not me, took it in my stride and prodded him with a stick.. He calmed down n slipped out with ease.. Last seen running off, tossing his head around happy to rejoin his herd, anyways I digress, once at said spot its a case of wallowing n fighting in the mud for the day, upto my bollocks, tool in hand, thankfully I m well versed in how to get best out of it so it will be a lot of muscle pounding n stretching til I finally get hole filled with hard stuff.. Oops.. That is fill muddy hole with stone, dont want ya getting wrong idea.. Then a nice strip, dry and hot shower "

Couldnt you use a tractor

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL


"So here I go, into the wild n wet but first gotta strip in van outta my smart kit, means getting naked briefly in the outback before putting on my protection.. Good to use protection then wander down to woods to the place where a bull sank upto his bollocks, very well hung bollocks I might add.. He was distressed to hell but not me, took it in my stride and prodded him with a stick.. He calmed down n slipped out with ease.. Last seen running off, tossing his head around happy to rejoin his herd, anyways I digress, once at said spot its a case of wallowing n fighting in the mud for the day, upto my bollocks, tool in hand, thankfully I m well versed in how to get best out of it so it will be a lot of muscle pounding n stretching til I finally get hole filled with hard stuff.. Oops.. That is fill muddy hole with stone, dont want ya getting wrong idea.. Then a nice strip, dry and hot shower "

Nice daffodils...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m looking for someone to fuck

Simple really

Good luck.. They ll be very lucky whomever it is

Smooth talker

Nope, just honest n true.. Gorgeous "

I’ll second that

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So here I go, into the wild n wet but first gotta strip in van outta my smart kit, means getting naked briefly in the outback before putting on my protection.. Good to use protection then wander down to woods to the place where a bull sank upto his bollocks, very well hung bollocks I might add.. He was distressed to hell but not me, took it in my stride and prodded him with a stick.. He calmed down n slipped out with ease.. Last seen running off, tossing his head around happy to rejoin his herd, anyways I digress, once at said spot its a case of wallowing n fighting in the mud for the day, upto my bollocks, tool in hand, thankfully I m well versed in how to get best out of it so it will be a lot of muscle pounding n stretching til I finally get hole filled with hard stuff.. Oops.. That is fill muddy hole with stone, dont want ya getting wrong idea.. Then a nice strip, dry and hot shower

Couldnt you use a tractor "

Nope cos then we d have had to dig both out and dame applies to my hole to dig.. Area too boggy.. All by hand

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So here I go, into the wild n wet but first gotta strip in van outta my smart kit, means getting naked briefly in the outback before putting on my protection.. Good to use protection then wander down to woods to the place where a bull sank upto his bollocks, very well hung bollocks I might add.. He was distressed to hell but not me, took it in my stride and prodded him with a stick.. He calmed down n slipped out with ease.. Last seen running off, tossing his head around happy to rejoin his herd, anyways I digress, once at said spot its a case of wallowing n fighting in the mud for the day, upto my bollocks, tool in hand, thankfully I m well versed in how to get best out of it so it will be a lot of muscle pounding n stretching til I finally get hole filled with hard stuff.. Oops.. That is fill muddy hole with stone, dont want ya getting wrong idea.. Then a nice strip, dry and hot shower

Nice daffodils... "

Tell ya what bleddy good job that daffodils there or pic woulda been a flop

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So here I go, into the wild n wet but first gotta strip in van outta my smart kit, means getting naked briefly in the outback before putting on my protection.. Good to use protection then wander down to woods to the place where a bull sank upto his bollocks, very well hung bollocks I might add.. He was distressed to hell but not me, took it in my stride and prodded him with a stick.. He calmed down n slipped out with ease.. Last seen running off, tossing his head around happy to rejoin his herd, anyways I digress, once at said spot its a case of wallowing n fighting in the mud for the day, upto my bollocks, tool in hand, thankfully I m well versed in how to get best out of it so it will be a lot of muscle pounding n stretching til I finally get hole filled with hard stuff.. Oops.. That is fill muddy hole with stone, dont want ya getting wrong idea.. Then a nice strip, dry and hot shower

Nice daffodils...

Tell ya what bleddy good job that daffodils there or pic woulda been a flop "

Thinking sticking tulip or rose in my arse... Just gotta ask em first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was going to be bike ride along the coast and a pub lunch, but Storm Freya has put paid to that plan! So pottering around the house, ironing, ebaying, watching telly. Friend popping round for a cuppa soon.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Was going to be bike ride along the coast and a pub lunch, but Storm Freya has put paid to that plan! So pottering around the house, ironing, ebaying, watching telly. Friend popping round for a cuppa soon. "

Ooh nice.. The friend n cuppa part

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Think Freyas whooped my ass n blown my bollocks into next year

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