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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

if the world is sent into a zombie apocalypse or other catastrophic disaster and there are only a few survivors what skills could you bring to the remaining survivors?

I was a Girl Guide and can build a pretty epic fire just by rubbing two sticks together!

So please tell us what skills you possess to help save the world

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By *.D.I.D.A.SMan
over a year ago

London/Essex... ish... Romford to be exact

I call shotgun on helping to repopulate the planet.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I call shotgun on helping to repopulate the planet. "

I call shotgun on helping you do that

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

I can grow salad especially cucumbers! No joke I can......

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I can grow salad especially cucumbers! No joke I can......"

Perfect you are definitely on my team

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By *.D.I.D.A.SMan
over a year ago

London/Essex... ish... Romford to be exact

So we have reproduction, fire and now cucumbers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"if the world is sent into a zombie apocalypse or other catastrophic disaster and there are only a few survivors what skills could you bring to the remaining survivors?

I was a Girl Guide and can build a pretty epic fire just by rubbing two sticks together!

So please tell us what skills you possess to help save the world "

I bring this to the table:

Brewing up

Cuddles

Empathy

Mediation

Good advice

A fierce right-hook

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So we have reproduction, fire and now cucumbers. "

This little survivors group is starting to take shape!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can hunt

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"if the world is sent into a zombie apocalypse or other catastrophic disaster and there are only a few survivors what skills could you bring to the remaining survivors?

I was a Girl Guide and can build a pretty epic fire just by rubbing two sticks together!

So please tell us what skills you possess to help save the world

I bring this to the table:

Brewing up

Cuddles

Empathy

Mediation

Good advice

A fierce right-hook

"

You are definitely the kind of girl we need

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By *.D.I.D.A.SMan
over a year ago

London/Essex... ish... Romford to be exact


"if the world is sent into a zombie apocalypse or other catastrophic disaster and there are only a few survivors what skills could you bring to the remaining survivors?

I was a Girl Guide and can build a pretty epic fire just by rubbing two sticks together!

So please tell us what skills you possess to help save the world

I bring this to the table:

Brewing up

Cuddles

Empathy

Mediation

Good advice

A fierce right-hook

"
quite handy at writing profiles too. Big fan.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I can hunt "

That is perfect because I can build fire so we can cook what you hunt and have a cucumber accompaniment, followed by a nice cuppa, a bit of meditation and then some reproducing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"if the world is sent into a zombie apocalypse or other catastrophic disaster and there are only a few survivors what skills could you bring to the remaining survivors?

I was a Girl Guide and can build a pretty epic fire just by rubbing two sticks together!

So please tell us what skills you possess to help save the world

I bring this to the table:

Brewing up

Cuddles

Empathy

Mediation

Good advice

A fierce right-hook

You are definitely the kind of girl we need "

At your service x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"if the world is sent into a zombie apocalypse or other catastrophic disaster and there are only a few survivors what skills could you bring to the remaining survivors?

I was a Girl Guide and can build a pretty epic fire just by rubbing two sticks together!

So please tell us what skills you possess to help save the world

I bring this to the table:

Brewing up

Cuddles

Empathy

Mediation

Good advice

A fierce right-hook

quite handy at writing profiles too. Big fan. "

Bless you young man from miles away x

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I've got a camper van and tea and coffee making facilities

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By *ornylittlesubWoman
over a year ago

Grangemouth

I have a tin opener....soon enough it will only be tins that are edible.....have i got my seat on the bus?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can hunt

That is perfect because I can build fire so we can cook what you hunt and have a cucumber accompaniment, followed by a nice cuppa, a bit of meditation and then some reproducing "

Where will we get a cucumber

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire

None!!!

Shoot me now!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Years of scouting, hiking and camping, I can build a fire, a shelter, read a map, cook the food. Competent with a longbow so presuming there are still animals around I can also catch, gut and skin the food. Also first aid trained.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I m a backwoodsman, spent all my life living and working at natures level, just dob t ask me to work any tech cos I m shit at that.. Cant use my phone cery well but can soon make a cave or treehouse into home

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

I have maltesers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can dress wounds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a whiz with an excel spreadsheet...

Er...

Fuck

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By *wisted999Man
over a year ago

North Bucks

I have a shotgun

And a collection of edged weapons in the house.

And if I can get to the shed it’s chainsaw time baby.

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By *aucy tiggerWoman
over a year ago

Back where I belong

I'm good at organising and administration and I'm funny (you don't want to know what I thought the cucumbers would be useful for )

Please can I join?

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By *eplicant JoWoman
over a year ago

Sussex countryside

I can sew, shoot a bow and arrow and throw a broad sword around. Pretty good cook too.

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By *lceeWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Hunting, horse riding, butchery skills and I can fight. I can also make some pretty banging dishes out of hedgerow fare.

Bring on the apocalypse

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By *lceeWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


"I can sew, shoot a bow and arrow and throw a broad sword around. Pretty good cook too. "

Another swordfighter! *heart eyes emoji* can we set up an armoured division?

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m good at finding things, and making cake ??

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By *inkySeeKinkyDoWoman
over a year ago

'tween PontyCarlo & CasVegas in West Yorks

As a former Brownie Guide Sixer (Elves) i feel i have the necessary leadership skills to keep my pack safe and well. Though i no longer have my belt purse with the lifesaving brownie kit, i have since amassed an huge array of scary sex toys which alternate as effective weaponry such as butt plugs to stuff in zombies mouths to stop them being as bitey.

I also have an insider at The Royal Armouries in Leeds so have access to stabbing weapons which are essential to survival, which is close to an Asda warehouse for supplies.

Its all in my detailed plan

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By *eplicant JoWoman
over a year ago

Sussex countryside


"I can sew, shoot a bow and arrow and throw a broad sword around. Pretty good cook too.

Another swordfighter! *heart eyes emoji* can we set up an armoured division?"

good plan

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire


"I have maltesers"

Yeah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Another archer here and I'm good with wood.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I mean I am good at woodwork.

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

I'm just going into the hills.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I watched all of The Walking Dead so I am an expert in telling other people what to do- you will need a leader!

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By *ot-AshMan
over a year ago

London

I'm an expert with a sniper rifle so could do guard duty and dispatch any French men sorry i mean Zombies with just one shot from over one mile away.

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"I watched all of The Walking Dead so I am an expert in telling other people what to do- you will need a leader! "

As if you'd need an apocalypse to do that

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

I can train the horses!

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

Another one here for sword fighting. Well, stage combat but it's the same right? Just give me an hour with the zombies and a decent studio space and I'll put together a sequence that will look great!

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

I'm an expert shot with a rifle, long bow & cross bow.

I'm also a chef.

My grandad taught me to track, trap & hunt when I was a kid.

So after I've picked off the oncoming zombie hoard, I'll go out, catch our dinner & cook it

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By *inn2000Woman
over a year ago

belfast

Have done some training in sword fighting so as long as the zombies are highlanders from 18th century I am good to go.

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By *inn2000Woman
over a year ago

belfast


"Another one here for sword fighting. Well, stage combat but it's the same right? Just give me an hour with the zombies and a decent studio space and I'll put together a sequence that will look great!

"

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By *HaRiFMan
over a year ago

Beyond the shadows.

Im good at hiding

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think you will all survive because apparently zombies are after brains.

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over a year ago

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By *mstillere2Man
over a year ago

middleport

I use an electric wheelchair so i would make great bait to lure zombies away well once at least

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

How about an omelette? I'll grab my apron

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By *arry WindsorMan
over a year ago

Heaton Park Manchester


"I can sew, shoot a bow and arrow and throw a broad sword around. Pretty good cook too. "

I can also sew,knit,build houses, build boats, make bows and arrows and shoot them.

I can weld, repair mechanical things, build machines, plaster walls, work wood, cook and hunt.

Want to join my bus?

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By *arry WindsorMan
over a year ago

Heaton Park Manchester


"Another archer here and I'm good with wood."

Let's get all the archers together, look what they did at Agincourt!

We could offer food for the table and a brilliant role in defence.

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By *arry WindsorMan
over a year ago

Heaton Park Manchester


"I'm an expert shot with a rifle, long bow & cross bow.

I'm also a chef.

My grandad taught me to track, trap & hunt when I was a kid.

So after I've picked off the oncoming zombie hoard, I'll go out, catch our dinner & cook it "

Zombie a l'orange anyone? Maybe Zombie gratin? Fricase de zombie?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Apocalypse?

I'll just wander back into the darkness corners of the man cave, with my dogs, and come out when it's all over.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Seems like we have have some very skilled people, we might well survive the apocalypse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Huuuuuuulk smaaaaaaashability and im a fair trapper too

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By *eplicant JoWoman
over a year ago

Sussex countryside


"Another archer here and I'm good with wood."

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By *hrisUB3Man
over a year ago

Heathrow

Is this another 'project fear' Brexit thread?

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By *eplicant JoWoman
over a year ago

Sussex countryside


"I can sew, shoot a bow and arrow and throw a broad sword around. Pretty good cook too.

I can also sew,knit,build houses, build boats, make bows and arrows and shoot them.

I can weld, repair mechanical things, build machines, plaster walls, work wood, cook and hunt.

Want to join my bus? "

Only if you can teach me to knit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a fairly reckless attitude towards self preservation. I'd make good cannon fodder at some point.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think you will all survive because apparently zombies are after brains. "

Thats me safe then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can start a fire with a gum wrapper and a battery!

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By *ert n BerylCouple
over a year ago

middlesbrough

I’ll be the dish washer lol x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I can sew, shoot a bow and arrow and throw a broad sword around. Pretty good cook too.

I can also sew,knit,build houses, build boats, make bows and arrows and shoot them.

I can weld, repair mechanical things, build machines, plaster walls, work wood, cook and hunt.

Want to join my bus?

Only if you can teach me to knit "

Well very useful skills to help us for 5 and the have pretty jumpers too

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’ll be the dish washer lol x"

Now then that is definitely a skill we need and you are definitely on my team

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By *irthandgirthMan
over a year ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

With a bit of lock picking I have access to M134 miniguns and ammo. I am also half decent with Japanese weaponry. While I have no specific building skills, i am pretty MacGyver-esque. I have never knowingly under engineered anything.. when it's built, it bloody stays built. Can also cook..

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By *eriousGuyABCMan
over a year ago

( WEST OF ) Chippenham ish

I'm handy at diy, no not that sort and I can lay carpet, handy for not getting splinters in your arse while we're all re-populating

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Finish the job started by the apocalypse.

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By *lceeWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


"With a bit of lock picking I have access to M134 miniguns and ammo. I am also half decent with Japanese weaponry. While I have no specific building skills, i am pretty MacGyver-esque. I have never knowingly under engineered anything.. when it's built, it bloody stays built. Can also cook.."

I can pick locks . Don’t ask where I picked that skill up *whistles innocently*

If I help you get past the doors, can I nab a couple of miniguns? I want to keep my axes and bastard sword for close quarter butchery.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do blacksmithing as a hobby so I can make stuff?

I have a knowledge of microbiology to a 3rd year uni level.

Could probably grow some things

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I watched all of The Walking Dead so I am an expert in telling other people what to do- you will need a leader!

As if you'd need an apocalypse to do that "

Quiet, man thing, or I will feed you to the Walkers!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve watched TWD, I that qualifies me to deal with those zombie mutha-fuckers....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a couple of bows and can make arrows. I can also talk to animals

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"if the world is sent into a zombie apocalypse or other catastrophic disaster and there are only a few survivors what skills could you bring to the remaining survivors?

I was a Girl Guide and can build a pretty epic fire just by rubbing two sticks together!

So please tell us what skills you possess to help save the world "

Well after watching things like resident evil, land of the dead, night/day of the dead Shaun of the dead basically a lot of zombie Apocalypse movies I think I'd be more than equipped to survive lol and I've watched day after tomorrow and 2012 so I'll be getting the biggest plane I could see load it up with as many as it can carry and either head for the equator or head for China and get on one of them sub's lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have completed a campfire course.

I can build a washing up stand from twigs and rope, complete with draining board and a sleeping bag holder.

I can tie a reef knot.

Oh and blow up pj bottoms with a knot tied at the end of the leg to use as a float whilst swimming.

I know what a dock leaf looks like if anyone gets stung by stinging nettles. I’ll even spit on it for you.

None of which is probably any use against a zombie apocalypse.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Some of the skills people are revealing are slightly concerning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"if the world is sent into a zombie apocalypse or other catastrophic disaster and there are only a few survivors what skills could you bring to the remaining survivors?

I was a Girl Guide and can build a pretty epic fire just by rubbing two sticks together!

So please tell us what skills you possess to help save the world "

I'd just use matches or a lighter!

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By *elloIntrigueMan
over a year ago

North West UK

This is like War of the Worlds - Jeff Wayne's version - David Essex as the Artillery Man... with just a handful of men (and women) we'll start all over again!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"This is like War of the Worlds - Jeff Wayne's version - David Essex as the Artillery Man... with just a handful of men (and women) we'll start all over again! "

So the way I see it is you would always need more women than men to successfully repopulate

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By *.D.I.D.A.SMan
over a year ago

London/Essex... ish... Romford to be exact


"This is like War of the Worlds - Jeff Wayne's version - David Essex as the Artillery Man... with just a handful of men (and women) we'll start all over again!

So the way I see it is you would always need more women than men to successfully repopulate "
im happy to go along with that ratio

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"This is like War of the Worlds - Jeff Wayne's version - David Essex as the Artillery Man... with just a handful of men (and women) we'll start all over again!

So the way I see it is you would always need more women than men to successfully repopulate im happy to go along with that ratio"

I thought you might pop up in response to that!

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By *elloIntrigueMan
over a year ago

North West UK


"This is like War of the Worlds - Jeff Wayne's version - David Essex as the Artillery Man... with just a handful of men (and women) we'll start all over again!

So the way I see it is you would always need more women than men to successfully repopulate "

Let me have a think about my skill set...

thoughtful, witty, generally upbeat, i have an engaging interview technique oh and I am a hospital radio DJ and there must still be need for admin workers at the end of the world...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"This is like War of the Worlds - Jeff Wayne's version - David Essex as the Artillery Man... with just a handful of men (and women) we'll start all over again!

So the way I see it is you would always need more women than men to successfully repopulate

Let me have a think about my skill set...

thoughtful, witty, generally upbeat, i have an engaging interview technique oh and I am a hospital radio DJ and there must still be need for admin workers at the end of the world... "

I think we skills like that you could be deputy prime minister obviously I would be Prime Minister

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ll be the dish washer lol x"

I'll be the dish putter awayer lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’ll be the dish washer lol x

I'll be the dish putter awayer lol"

Perfect, you are in

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By *hatYorkLadMan
over a year ago

York

As a former farmer and a trained soldier who has done survival training, I could bring a lot to the table! I'd only want to be part of a small group though, too many people would bring too many problems

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can whittle a tent peg from a single block of wood.

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By *elloIntrigueMan
over a year ago

North West UK


"This is like War of the Worlds - Jeff Wayne's version - David Essex as the Artillery Man... with just a handful of men (and women) we'll start all over again!

So the way I see it is you would always need more women than men to successfully repopulate

Let me have a think about my skill set...

thoughtful, witty, generally upbeat, i have an engaging interview technique oh and I am a hospital radio DJ and there must still be need for admin workers at the end of the world...

I think we skills like that you could be deputy prime minister obviously I would be Prime Minister "

So in that case I am your Nick Clegg to your David Cameron.. Hop you don't suggest breaking away from the end of the world and then quit!

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By *elloIntrigueMan
over a year ago

North West UK


"I’ll be the dish washer lol x

I'll be the dish putter awayer lol"

Two important jobs!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ll be the dish washer lol x

I'll be the dish putter awayer lol

Perfect, you are in "

Yay thank you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"As a former farmer and a trained soldier who has done survival training, I could bring a lot to the table! I'd only want to be part of a small group though, too many people would bring too many problems "

Very useful skills but I feel like you may have thought about this scenario before!

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By *.D.I.D.A.SMan
over a year ago

London/Essex... ish... Romford to be exact


"This is like War of the Worlds - Jeff Wayne's version - David Essex as the Artillery Man... with just a handful of men (and women) we'll start all over again!

So the way I see it is you would always need more women than men to successfully repopulate im happy to go along with that ratio

I thought you might pop up in response to that! "
procreation is my area of expertise. Well i know the theory. And i have had a couple of trial runs which proved to be successful. I'm ready for this

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I can whittle a tent peg from a single block of wood."

We definitely need somebody that's good with wood! so you are in

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"This is like War of the Worlds - Jeff Wayne's version - David Essex as the Artillery Man... with just a handful of men (and women) we'll start all over again!

So the way I see it is you would always need more women than men to successfully repopulate im happy to go along with that ratio

I thought you might pop up in response to that! procreation is my area of expertise. Well i know the theory. And i have had a couple of trial runs which proved to be successful. I'm ready for this "

in that case you can be in charge of the breeding program

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would just bring my army of Daleks hahahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can whittle a tent peg from a single block of wood.

We definitely need somebody that's good with wood! so you are in "

Only kind of only useful if you dont have access to a camping and outdoor center. You also need a tent.

They could be used as a close quarters stabing weapon but I wouldn't advise you do so as only good for a few stabs.

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By *elloIntrigueMan
over a year ago

North West UK

There is some thought going into these..

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By *ot-AshMan
over a year ago

London

I could open a bar on Saturday evenings and have a swingers night once a month.

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By *elloIntrigueMan
over a year ago

North West UK


"I could open a bar on Saturday evenings and have a swingers night once a month. "

Lorna, I reckon this is a fine idea...

I'd give that suggestion the thumbs up

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I could open a bar on Saturday evenings and have a swingers night once a month. "

Oh my goodness yes!!!!

Nobody else I'd rather spend the apocalypse with.

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By *elloIntrigueMan
over a year ago

North West UK


"I could open a bar on Saturday evenings and have a swingers night once a month.

Oh my goodness yes!!!!

Nobody else I'd rather spend the apocalypse with. "

We get a couple of bouncers and that will keep the zombies out..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was a nurse, can sew, grow veg, do woodwork and metalwork, and have a violin- I can’t play it though, but can serve as a deterrent to any one trying to infiltrate the defences xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Was a nurse, can sew, grow veg, do woodwork and metalwork, and have a violin- I can’t play it though, but can serve as a deterrent to any one trying to infiltrate the defences xx "

You are exactly the kind of people we need! jump on board

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Was a nurse, can sew, grow veg, do woodwork and metalwork, and have a violin- I can’t play it though, but can serve as a deterrent to any one trying to infiltrate the defences xx

You are exactly the kind of people we need! jump on board "

Yay! Thank you! Knew that violin would prove useful one day xx

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By *ot-AshMan
over a year ago

London


"I could open a bar on Saturday evenings and have a swingers night once a month.

Oh my goodness yes!!!!

Nobody else I'd rather spend the apocalypse with. "

why thank you my love..me neither...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Was a nurse, can sew, grow veg, do woodwork and metalwork, and have a violin- I can’t play it though, but can serve as a deterrent to any one trying to infiltrate the defences xx

You are exactly the kind of people we need! jump on board

Yay! Thank you! Knew that violin would prove useful one day xx"

is always needed x

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By *elloIntrigueMan
over a year ago

North West UK

Have we any ukelele players? That will cheer everyone up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can hunt "

You can't live on milf alone..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have we any ukelele players? That will cheer everyone up."

If their are any ukelele players they are zombie fodder.

Turned out nice again. My arse.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can play guitar badly enough to make my dog get up and leave the room (everyone's a critic..). Maybe I can use this talent to here prey towards your hunters!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can play guitar badly enough to make my dog get up and leave the room (everyone's a critic..). Maybe I can use this talent to here prey towards your hunters! "

*herd

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry but if u haven't watched any zombie survival movies then your fucked up or down lol just a tip for those who haven't watched zombie movies if a dead person in a body bag sits back up its not a miracle kill the fucking thing before it bites anyone lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I could open a bar on Saturday evenings and have a swingers night once a month. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe you could introduce the zombies to fab swingers ....then yer all fucked.

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By *elloIntrigueMan
over a year ago

North West UK


"Maybe you could introduce the zombies to fab swingers ....then yer all fucked."

I see what you did there..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A lady I know told me over dinner that she like my wit,especially my double entendres...I told her I might give her one later.

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By *arry WindsorMan
over a year ago

Heaton Park Manchester


"I can sew, shoot a bow and arrow and throw a broad sword around. Pretty good cook too.

I can also sew,knit,build houses, build boats, make bows and arrows and shoot them.

I can weld, repair mechanical things, build machines, plaster walls, work wood, cook and hunt.

Want to join my bus?

Two needles or a full set of four to make your own woollen socks?

Only if you can teach me to knit "

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By *arry WindsorMan
over a year ago

Heaton Park Manchester


"I do blacksmithing as a hobby so I can make stuff?

I have a knowledge of microbiology to a 3rd year uni level.

Could probably grow some things

"

You're in find a vacant seat!

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