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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Who says

‘Sweet Jesus’ at least 20 times an hour when perusing this site.

Oh and I’m never going to Plymouth

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By *ycra loutMan
over a year ago

york/Scarborough

Nope..not me but I say for fcuks sake 30 times

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"Who says

‘Sweet Jesus’ at least 20 times an hour when perusing this site.

Oh and I’m never going to Plymouth

Not quite the phrases I use

but just as apt!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Nope..not me but I say for fcuks sake 30 times

I’m clearly more fucking classy than you then

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Who says

‘Sweet Jesus’ at least 20 times an hour when perusing this site.

Oh and I’m never going to Plymouth

Not quite the phrases I use

but just as apt!!"

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By *ycra loutMan
over a year ago

york/Scarborough

"Nope..not me but I say for fcuks sake 30 times

I’m clearly more fucking classy than you then

Maybe it's because I'm more frustrated than you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I guess I would if I spent longer than a few minutes on here at a time.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Nope..not me but I say for fcuks sake 30 times

I’m clearly more fucking classy than you then

Maybe it's because I'm more frustrated than you

You’re kidding me .... Mr Plymouth didn’t even reply

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I guess I would if I spent longer than a few minutes on here at a time. "

Ahhhh .... this is my 14th hour straight now so can you imagine how many sweet jesuses I’ve said ?

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By *ycra loutMan
over a year ago

york/Scarborough

"Nope..not me but I say for fcuks sake 30 times

I’m clearly more fucking classy than you then

Maybe it's because I'm more frustrated than you

You’re kidding me .... Mr Plymouth didn’t even reply

I'm not kidding anyone..miss.mrs anywhere never replies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone else now wanna visit Plymouth?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Nope..not me but I say for fcuks sake 30 times

I’m clearly more fucking classy than you then

Maybe it's because I'm more frustrated than you

You’re kidding me .... Mr Plymouth didn’t even reply

I'm not kidding anyone..miss.mrs anywhere never replies

She’s a fool

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dick heads my favourite curse

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Anyone else now wanna visit Plymouth?"

That’s so hurtful

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By *ycra loutMan
over a year ago

york/Scarborough

"Nope..not me but I say for fcuks sake 30 times

I’m clearly more fucking classy than you then

Maybe it's because I'm more frustrated than you

You’re kidding me .... Mr Plymouth didn’t even reply

I'm not kidding anyone..miss.mrs anywhere never replies

She’s a fool

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Dick heads my favourite curse"

When you want Adonis and you get Steptoe ... dickhead doesn’t cover it

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

"Who says

‘Sweet Jesus’ at least 20 times an hour when perusing this site.

Oh and I’m never going to Plymouth

I've been to Plymouth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And anyone getting the cold shoulder treatment is being sent to coventry

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Who says

‘Sweet Jesus’ at least 20 times an hour when perusing this site.

Oh and I’m never going to Plymouth

I've been to Plymouth

If you see the bearded beauty I like .. tell him ‘your loss mister’

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"And anyone getting the cold shoulder treatment is being sent to coventry"

Oh ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And anyone getting the cold shoulder treatment is being sent to coventry

Oh ...

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could be worse they could be sent to Thorne lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wanna go to Plymouth.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I wanna go to Plymouth. "

Take me too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wanna go to Plymouth. "
why it's full of sailors and antiques lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wanna go to Plymouth.

Take me too

We'll make a weekend of it! There's a few hotties we could pick up but if not there's always sailors!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wanna go to Plymouth. why it's full of sailors and antiques lol"

Yes. Perfect

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

I hear myself saying

"Really?"

"Seriously?"

And

"WTF is that?"

Quite a lot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I hear myself saying

"Really?"

"Seriously?"

And

"WTF is that?"

Quite a lot

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getting old lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Also keep saying god I ache

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone else now wanna visit Plymouth?"

I have to, my family are there!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone else now wanna visit Plymouth?

That’s so hurtful "

Just wanna go to Plymouth.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone else now wanna visit Plymouth?

I have to, my family are there!! "

I've never been. You're so lucky!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love leaving Plymouth.

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull

"Who says

‘Sweet Jesus’ at least 20 times an hour when perusing this site.

Oh and I’m never going to Plymouth

I've been to Plymouth

I have too. I’m planning on another visit in the near future too. Or I was

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who says

‘Sweet Jesus’ at least 20 times an hour when perusing this site.

No, but I do "

" soooo many times a day it's uncountable

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who says

‘Sweet Jesus’ at least 20 times an hour when perusing this site.

Oh and I’m never going to Plymouth

I've been to Plymouth

I have too. I’m planning on another visit in the near future too. Or I was

Stop rubbing it in, ladies.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has anyone mentioned Plymouth yet ?

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull

"Who says

‘Sweet Jesus’ at least 20 times an hour when perusing this site.

No, but I do "

" soooo many times a day it's uncountable

Oh me too. My mum used to say ‘if the wind changes you’ll stay like that’. I’m slightly worried I’ll be forever looking at the inside of my head

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nah, there's a little clique of them that hang around the forums rolling their eyes at everyone and everything.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who says

‘Sweet Jesus’ at least 20 times an hour when perusing this site.

No, but I do "

" soooo many times a day it's uncountable

Oh me too. My mum used to say ‘if the wind changes you’ll stay like that’. I’m slightly worried I’ll be forever looking at the inside of my head

I know what you mean

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

I just eye roll a lot

(see?)

Ps what's wrong with Plymouth?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nah, there's a little clique of them that hang around the forums rolling their eyes at everyone and everything.

I only roll my eyes at REALLY eye rolling worthy stuff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in a league of my own, high above everyone on here, swanning around, nose in the air...keeping it real.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nah, there's a little clique of them that hang around the forums rolling their eyes at everyone and everything.

I only roll my eyes at REALLY eye rolling worthy stuff

Oh, THAT rolling eye worthy stuff.

Still doesn't affect me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just eye roll a lot

(see?)

Ps what's wrong with Plymouth?"

You obviously haven’t been.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's like the league of gentlemen here, except everyone's not local.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's so u don't have to smell your own shit lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I guess I would if I spent longer than a few minutes on here at a time. "

Busy chatting up the dudes in private like me eh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That's so u don't have to smell your own shit lol"

My shit doesn't smell, I'll have you know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bend over k lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nah, there's a little clique of them that hang around the forums rolling their eyes at everyone and everything.

I only roll my eyes at REALLY eye rolling worthy stuff

Oh, THAT rolling eye worthy stuff.

Still doesn't affect me

You need to give me lessons on how to cease THAT eye rolling then!!

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

"I just eye roll a lot

(see?)

Ps what's wrong with Plymouth?

You obviously haven’t been."

Only on the way to the ferry, didn't actually have a look round.

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

"Who says

‘Sweet Jesus’ at least 20 times an hour when perusing this site.

Oh and I’m never going to Plymouth

I've been to Plymouth

If you see the bearded beauty I like .. tell him ‘your loss mister’

Hes russelling something up in the kitchen after rugby

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I love leaving Plymouth. "

I hate the journey back to London.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Who says

‘Sweet Jesus’ at least 20 times an hour when perusing this site.

Oh and I’m never going to Plymouth

I've been to Plymouth

If you see the bearded beauty I like .. tell him ‘your loss mister’

Hes russelling something up in the kitchen after rugby

I’d like to think it wasn’t my shit ugly face that put him off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For me, I'm usually saying 'holy shitballs' repeatedly as I'm perusing.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"For me, I'm usually saying 'holy shitballs' repeatedly as I'm perusing."

That’s an acceptable curse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wanna go to Plymouth.

Take me too

We'll make a weekend of it! There's a few hotties we could pick up but if not there's always sailors! "

I’m near Plymouth but I’m frightened to say anything after this morning...lol...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I wanna go to Plymouth.

Take me too

We'll make a weekend of it! There's a few hotties we could pick up but if not there's always sailors!

I’m near Plymouth but I’m frightened to say anything after this morning...lol...

What happened this morning ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Numpty is my favourite word

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Numpty is my favourite word

I use it frequently

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I mutter stronger words than jesus when reading comments on here. The animosity is off the scale at times.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cock or fucking dickturd are also faves

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Numpty is my favourite word

I use it frequently

It’s such a lovely word

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who says

‘Sweet Jesus’ at least 20 times an hour when perusing this site.

Oh and I’m never going to Plymouth

Why?

What's wrong with Plymouth?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I hear myself saying

"Really?"

"Seriously?"

And

"WTF is that?"

Quite a lot

Me too

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull

"I mutter stronger words than jesus when reading comments on here. The animosity is off the scale at times.

True but some of it is so petulant and childish it makes me laugh sometimes too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wanna go to Plymouth.

Take me too

We'll make a weekend of it! There's a few hotties we could pick up but if not there's always sailors!

I’m near Plymouth but I’m frightened to say anything after this morning...lol...

What happened this morning ?"

Yeah. What happened??

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

"Who says

‘Sweet Jesus’ at least 20 times an hour when perusing this site.

Oh and I’m never going to Plymouth

I rarely spend an hour on this site at the moment!

I was in Plymouth a couple of weeks ago, I didn’t stay long

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"Anyone else now wanna visit Plymouth?"

My mum came from Plymouth!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh and I’m never going to Plymouth

The only good thing to come out of Plymouth is the A38...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Who says

‘Sweet Jesus’ at least 20 times an hour when perusing this site.

Oh and I’m never going to Plymouth

I rarely spend an hour on this site at the moment!

I was in Plymouth a couple of weeks ago, I didn’t stay long "

A man with sense

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine is always for fucks sake!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yep. Today, thanks to a profile I accidentally clicked on, I discovered was 'docking' was...

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By *aughtyandhandsomeMan
over a year ago

button moon

I'm mostly silent shaking my head disbelief!

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By *ait88Man
over a year ago

Plymouth

Plymouth's got MARINES!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Plymouth's got MARINES!!!"

Hold the phone !!!

Ok - I don’t like being hasty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I bet they also have soldiers and RAF

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Plymouth's got MARINES!!!"

I’m from there and I suggest you stay clear!! I used to live with some marines. Navy boys are the worst. Went out last weekend and average age was 19 and full of themselves.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I bet they also have soldiers and RAF "

No, it’s a naval town.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's usually WTF for me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Plymouth's got MARINES!!!

I’m from there and I suggest you stay clear!! I used to live with some marines. Navy boys are the worst. Went out last weekend and average age was 19 and full of themselves. "

Hopes dashed again

Told you all !! Bloody Plymouth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who says

‘Sweet Jesus’ at least 20 times an hour when perusing this site.

Oh and I’m never going to Plymouth

no,,i say "sweet jesus,saints preserve us",,"holy mother of god"

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I turn into George Harrison on occasions

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who says

‘Sweet Jesus’ at least 20 times an hour when perusing this site.

Oh and I’m never going to Plymouth

no,,i say "sweet jesus,saints preserve us",,"holy mother of god""

its swate jay'suss though innit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I turn into George Harrison on occasions"

I’m now humming that song as I only know a few of the lyrics!

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By *retty womanWoman
over a year ago

Near Bournemouth

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By *retty womanWoman
over a year ago

Near Bournemouth

"Who says

‘Sweet Jesus’ at least 20 times an hour when perusing this site.

Oh and I’m never going to Plymouth

What about Bournemouth

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By *wingin CatMan
over a year ago

London

The only time I say "Sweet Jesus" is if I'm singing "One Day At A Time" to myself.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My reactions are normally in facial expressions rather than words.

being the main ones.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always looking but nothing ever happens.....

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By *ade and VanessaCouple
over a year ago

Central Scotland

Something equivalent to that, yup!

V x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Always looking but nothing ever happens....."

Del Amitri ?

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By *eriousGuyABCMan
over a year ago

( WEST OF ) Chippenham ish

"Nope..not me but I say for fcuks sake 30 times

I’m clearly more fucking classy than you then

Maybe it's because I'm more frustrated than you

You’re kidding me .... Mr Plymouth didn’t even reply

I'm not kidding anyone..miss.mrs anywhere never replies

Tell me about it !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Plymouth pfft.

I dont want to go to Chelsea....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just called beJesus as I got blocked by a hot lady

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Na im not religious

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By *irthandgirthMan
over a year ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

"Who says

‘Sweet Jesus’ at least 20 times an hour when perusing this site.

Oh and I’m never going to Plymouth

What happens in Plymouth?

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By *ait88Man
over a year ago

Plymouth

Hoe, hoe, hoe!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

More and more, fab leaves me speechless.. As for Plymouth, I did some of my most fun shagging in and around there...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who says

‘Sweet Jesus’ at least 20 times an hour when perusing this site.

Oh and I’m never going to Plymouth

Standard Fab perusing behaviour. Nothing to worry about. This place is f*cked up lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its usually oh jeezo!!

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

"More and more, fab leaves me speechless.. As for Plymouth, I did some of my most fun shagging in and around there...

Once upon a time...

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