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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I need your help fabbers!

I was putting on a cabaret show for charity. For...eh...blind orphaned tigers with incurable diseases.....

The acts have let me down!

Can you come put on a show for me? What will your talent be? It's a cabaret, anything goes!

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

"I need your help fabbers!

I was putting on a cabaret show for charity. For...eh...blind orphaned tigers with incurable diseases.....

The acts have let me down!

Can you come put on a show for me? What will your talent be? It's a cabaret, anything goes!

I'm a musician (and drummer

) and will happily team up with others to form a band for you.

Cal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I need your help fabbers!

I was putting on a cabaret show for charity. For...eh...blind orphaned tigers with incurable diseases.....

The acts have let me down!

Can you come put on a show for me? What will your talent be? It's a cabaret, anything goes!

I'll shake my tat-tas on stage if that's any help

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I need your help fabbers!

I was putting on a cabaret show for charity. For...eh...blind orphaned tigers with incurable diseases.....

The acts have let me down!

Can you come put on a show for me? What will your talent be? It's a cabaret, anything goes!

I'm a musician (and drummer

) and will happily team up with others to form a band for you.

Cal"

Great! You'll need a band name!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can sing only certain songs tho

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

I'll do a 10 minute stand up routine for ya Rubi

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I need your help fabbers!

I was putting on a cabaret show for charity. For...eh...blind orphaned tigers with incurable diseases.....

The acts have let me down!

Can you come put on a show for me? What will your talent be? It's a cabaret, anything goes!

I'll shake my tat-tas on stage if that's any help

Perfect! We can get you some tiger tail nipple tassels to twirl!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can sing only certain songs tho"
can you do eye of the tiger or roar by Katy Perry?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll do a 10 minute stand up routine for ya Rubi

I like it standing up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I need your help fabbers!

I was putting on a cabaret show for charity. For...eh...blind orphaned tigers with incurable diseases.....

The acts have let me down!

Can you come put on a show for me? What will your talent be? It's a cabaret, anything goes!

I'll shake my tat-tas on stage if that's any help

Perfect! We can get you some tiger tail nipple tassels to twirl! "

And a tail for me bum too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can sing only certain songs tho can you do eye of the tiger or roar by Katy Perry?"

Nope it’s more like Whitney Huston i will always love you that type of thing. I love singing training my voice to be a better singer

Mrscxxx

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

I'm a musician (and drummer

) and will happily team up with others to form a band for you.

Cal

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Great! You'll need a band name! "

Randy and The Unicorns?

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

Comedian

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I could try roar alltho it would probably not sound good lol

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By *ot-AshMan
over a year ago

London

I can still do break dancing....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I need your help fabbers!

I was putting on a cabaret show for charity. For...eh...blind orphaned tigers with incurable diseases.....

The acts have let me down!

Can you come put on a show for me? What will your talent be? It's a cabaret, anything goes!

I'll shake my tat-tas on stage if that's any help

Perfect! We can get you some tiger tail nipple tassels to twirl!

And a tail for me bum too

I can picture it now

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I'll do a 10 minute stand up routine for ya Rubi

I like it standing up

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Haha trust you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm a musician (and drummer

) and will happily team up with others to form a band for you.

Cal

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Great! You'll need a band name!

Randy and The Unicorns?"
I like it!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Comedian"
what's your style? Observational comedy? Punderful punchlines?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I could try roar alltho it would probably not sound good lol"

It's ok, the audience will be d*unk!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can sweep up and make the tea

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By *inkySeeKinkyDoWoman
over a year ago

'tween PontyCarlo & CasVegas in West Yorks

I can make men dissapear, specifically boyfriends, its not a magic trick, just my personality, but hey you work with what ya got right?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can still do break dancing....

Great! Can we call you b-boy swing?

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

"I can sweep up and make the tea"

Make tea from the sweepings up?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can sweep up and make the tea"

If I put the brush up your arse can you do both at once?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can make men dissapear, specifically boyfriends, its not a magic trick, just my personality, but hey you work with what ya got right?

I may need your services if any of these are exagerrating their talents!

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By *cgkcCouple
over a year ago

Hitchin

"I need your help fabbers!

I was putting on a cabaret show for charity. For...eh...blind orphaned tigers with incurable diseases.....

The acts have let me down!

Can you come put on a show for me? What will your talent be? It's a cabaret, anything goes!

I'm a musician (and drummer

) and will happily team up with others to form a band for you.

Cal"

Bass player here. Rhythm section sorted!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I need your help fabbers!

I was putting on a cabaret show for charity. For...eh...blind orphaned tigers with incurable diseases.....

The acts have let me down!

Can you come put on a show for me? What will your talent be? It's a cabaret, anything goes!

I'm a musician (and drummer

) and will happily team up with others to form a band for you.

Cal

Bass player here. Rhythm section sorted! "

I can jump in with my tambourine if needed too!

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By *cgkcCouple
over a year ago

Hitchin

"I need your help fabbers!

I was putting on a cabaret show for charity. For...eh...blind orphaned tigers with incurable diseases.....

The acts have let me down!

Can you come put on a show for me? What will your talent be? It's a cabaret, anything goes!

I'm a musician (and drummer

) and will happily team up with others to form a band for you.

Cal

Bass player here. Rhythm section sorted!

I can jump in with my tambourine if needed too! "

If you're like Tambourine Guy from Postmodern Jukebox we're onto a winner!

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

I can make gin disappear - so a sort of magic act....

J x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can sing and play guitar so I could join the band.

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By *ot-AshMan
over a year ago

London

"I can still do break dancing....

Great! Can we call you b-boy swing?

How about the swinging b-boy?!....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

If you're like Tambourine Guy from Postmodern Jukebox we're onto a winner! "

I'm a bit more Bez if I'm honest.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can make gin disappear - so a sort of magic act....

J x"

Ok but as long as it's not by the bottle and up the foof cos it's a family show!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can sing and play guitar so I could join the band."

You can be Randy. And also sing in the band

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can still do break dancing....

Great! Can we call you b-boy swing?

How about the swinging b-boy?!....

B-boy bareback

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can sing and play guitar so I could join the band.

You can be Randy. And also sing in the band

What’s new?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can turn any meet into a guaranteed social amd make my sex life evaporate before your very eyes

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can turn any meet into a guaranteed social amd make my sex life evaporate before your very eyes

Magician! We'll get one of the ladies to lend you a rabbit for your hat.

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