FabSwingers.com forum: What have You learnt in life so far ?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Avoid miserable,moaning people,lifes too short.Be optimistic always.

People let you down-dogs dont.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't worry about the things you cannot control.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Money isn’t everything. Rather have healthy family and friends.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Men are always wrong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jeez I'd be here forever if I wrote down everything I'd learnt so far

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cottage cheese does not work well as lube.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jeez I'd be here forever if I wrote down everything I'd learnt so far

Start at the very beginning...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I was 7 years old...

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By *electableDalliancesCouple
over a year ago

leeds

"Cottage cheese does not work well as lube. "

I can imagine it's a squeaky ride

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"When I was 7 years old..."
That's not the very beginning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

E=mc squared.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"E=mc squared. "

S = D/T

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By *ultry SuccubusTV/TS
over a year ago

London

I've learnt to make changes only on things that are within my control.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've learnt to make changes only on things that are within my control. "

Ooh I love this!

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Cumbria

I know nothing have to keep a open mind and continue to learn..

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By *iss behaving2019Woman
over a year ago

East Yorkshire

Believe nothing, question every thing!

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Cumbria

"I've learnt to make changes only on things that are within my control.

Ooh I love this!

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Lol have work tool for this draw two circles a central circle with a much larger outside circle write what you can affect directly on the inside circle and what cannot be directly affected in the outside circle to help clear your mind..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Leaving an unhappy marriage and becoming a single mum taught me I was strong without a man in my life.

That I don’t need someone else to make me worth something. I’m with Mr because I want to be, not because he validates me in some way xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The only person you can ever rely on is yourself don’t trust no one coz even lucifer was an angel once.

Although I love lucifer but that’s another conversation for another time

Mrscxxx

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

What about dogs that maul and maim people? I think I'd feel let down of my dog did that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Strong people stand up for themselves. Stronger people stand up for others

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Don't rely or trust anyone at work.

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By *ornylittlesubWoman
over a year ago

Grangemouth

Lesson-Life throws you lots of curve balls.

Learnt-How to deal with curve balls.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've learnt to make changes only on things that are within my control.

Ooh I love this!

Lol have work tool for this draw two circles a central circle with a much larger outside circle write what you can affect directly on the inside circle and what cannot be directly affected in the outside circle to help clear your mind.."

Thanks

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By *riskygazMan
over a year ago

birmingham

Do good at school and get a good paying job when you leave.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

That some people can't see sarcasm in forum posts

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Brian the dog on Family Guy gave a great quote, "if you think you can or you think you can't - you're right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Everything and nothing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not enough.

lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Brian the dog on Family Guy gave a great quote, "if you think you can or you think you can't - you're right"

Actually that was Stewie to Brian when he works at Stewie's sales company.

lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Brian the dog on Family Guy gave a great quote, "if you think you can or you think you can't - you're right

Actually that was Stewie to Brian when he works at Stewie's sales company.

lol"

ok doke. great quote though, gave me confidence no- end

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That it was possible to talk the Mrs into doing anal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Goodbye OP

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By *e_jpMan
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

To be comfortable in my own skin, be myself and not try to copy or imitate others.

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By *erby DomCouple
over a year ago

Ashbourne(ish) and Chesterfield(ish)

Never pee into strong wind.

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Strong people stand up for themselves. Stronger people stand up for others "

I really like that

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

Don't eat yellow snow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dont sweat the small stuff.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

Not a thing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Avoid miserable,moaning people,lifes too short.Be optimistic always.

People let you down-dogs dont."

That nothing is what it seems

That expectations only lead to disappointment

That Algebra was a fucking waste of time

Loads of things...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"E=mc squared.

S = D/T"

F=ma?

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By *owdyboy 890Man
over a year ago

Country West

That I'm still on the site

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The meaning of life and the secrets of the universe, but you have to discover the answers yourself.

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By *erby DomCouple
over a year ago

Ashbourne(ish) and Chesterfield(ish)

"E=mc squared.

S = D/T

F=ma?"

Ek = ½mv²

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Goodbye OP"

Aww who was it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"E=mc squared.

S = D/T

F=ma?

Ek = ½mv²"

Isn't that Ek=?²/2m?

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By *randMrsTeaseCouple
over a year ago

Durham

What have I learnt in life so far....

That living is learning to accept death.

Mr Tease, throwing a downer on the discussion. Your welcome

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By *adbury girlWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

A narcissist will never be happy so stop trying to help them be happy and just go enjoy life yourself!!

Oh and apparently cadbury dairy milk has a lot of calories - is that why I'm not a size 8??

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By *erby DomCouple
over a year ago

Ashbourne(ish) and Chesterfield(ish)

"E=mc squared.

S = D/T

F=ma?

Ek = ½mv²

Isn't that Ek=?²/2m?

It is if ?=p

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Cumbria

The massive difference between mfm mmf mind officially blown got to be very careful out there..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Money isn’t the be all and end all

Surround yourself with the people that get you, if you have to try at a friendship then it’s not worth it

Go with your gut instinct

Don’t take life too seriously

You can’t chanfe the past so no point dwelling on it.

Danish x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ive learnt that sh¡t happens, so get on with it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It goes on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've learned that being a big guy you're always going to be last pickings.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can change the future.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

More good you are less people like you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've learned it's hard to meet women online lol.

I've also learned that people are bigger liars than I would of ever imagined.. and if you want something done properly, do it urself.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"More good you are less people like you."

Aww

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The more I learn the less I know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That self love brings peace, and I don't mean the shinny outside wrapper kinda love

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you can let go you can find peace.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've learned that being a big guy you're always going to be last pickings."

Unless you’re stranded somewhere and it’s who to kill first for meat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've learned that being a big guy you're always going to be last pickings."

Total bollocks. How do I know this? Because my OH is a big fella.

A woe is me attitude will make you last pickings, not being big.

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By *ssex_tomMan
over a year ago

Chelmsford

Don't trust whislers and smilers ...

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

That love is the most precious commmodity on earth and must never be thrown way.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There are many things in life better than money.

They just all cost too much though.

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

This famous quote explains my philosophy and I've learned to be happy.

"When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. ... They told me I didn’t understand the assignment, and I told them they didn’t understand life."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not to keep leaving fab- better to hide my profile.

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By *HaRiFMan
over a year ago

Beyond the shadows.

Women are always right, its pointless to think otherwise

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fab is hardwork

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By *G LanaTV/TS
over a year ago

Gosport

That if I answered truefully here I would get lavished with scorn.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People come people go...

Bye OP.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you cant please everyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't rely or trust anyone at work. "

I.ve learnt that....the hard way.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Avoid miserable,moaning people,lifes too short.Be optimistic always.

People let you down-dogs dont."

Dogs shit in the street and you have to pick it up though!!!

Swings & roundabouts eh......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve learned that cats are wankers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

shit happens

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Positivity is sexy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The more I learn the less I know"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've learned that being a big guy you're always going to be last pickings."

If you genuinely belive that (the size of many of the men in coupes pics with smoking hot wives says otherwise btw) then change.

Your fat content isn't something like your race or your hight that you're stuck with its something you get to choose

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For me "never trust anything that bleeds for 7 days and doesnt die"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Give someone an inch and they'll take a foot. Before long you won't have a leg to stand on.

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By *greygorCouple
over a year ago

birmingham

a friend in need is a fucking nusence

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

I have learned that I never learn from my mistakes and keep making the same ones.

Wear sunscreen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"a friend in need is a fucking nusence "

is that a direct bible quote ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If they do it once they will do it again

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

DTA. Don't Trust Anybody.

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

I can't control what my hair does so I don't bother trying.

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

H.T.F.U

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't eat spaghetti with a butter knife

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Expect a lot of yourself and very little from others.

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington

Your mam and dad are the only ones you can trust 100%

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

Try not to fuck it up is the most valuable thing I learned. I try and do everything in my power to live an easy yet productive life.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Money never comes easily

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never take anything for granted

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By *greygorCouple
over a year ago

birmingham

"a friend in need is a fucking nusence

is that a direct bible quote ..

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from the gospel according to st k.

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

Nothing is guaranteed. Appreciate what you have in life. Appreciate those that you love

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just Take each moment as it comes , stay in the present moment and be compassionate with yourself as you are with others

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By *ewrocksWoman
over a year ago

button moon

Don't trust anyone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dont do learning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That fab swingers is educational.After I've logged off I think to myself,,well,,that taught me a lesson.

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire

That life is a gift and you should treat each day as special. Because it doesn’t last for ever!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think if your uncertain, do if you know, never be afraid to walk away and be yourself.

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

Don't sweat about the small stuff

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By *heekyFlirtyCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Stockport

That I cannot be responsible for other people’s actions.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

tommorrow is another day

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

The main thing I've learnt is that 3 things have fucked us all...

Greed .

Power .

And more greed .

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

"Your mam and dad are the only ones you can trust 100%"

Meh!! That's open to discussion.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"tommorrow is another day"
Unless your Bill Murray

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

"The main thing I've learnt is that 3 things have fucked us all...

Greed .

Power .

And more greed ."

I would disagree.

Religion

Money

Hatred.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"tommorrow is another day Unless your Bill Murray

didnt you say exactly that yesterday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To not google almost everything that is mentioned on here that you didn't know about. Eye bleach doesn't get rid of those images!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never put your life on hold for somebody else.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never look back... if you reach out and are ignored, move on. No-one is worth your time if they can’t spare a second to acknowledge you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone always cares more than the other in friendship/courtship/relationship/business

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

Live it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I learnt that every day I learn something new...

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By *irthandgirthMan
over a year ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

Never fob someone off thinking they will take a hint. Just burn that bridge and move on..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That i can still learn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always think about yourself before anyone, because that is what others do!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Life - "The perpetual pursuit of unattainable happiness"

i.e. if you achieve relative contentment - great - it's as good as it's going to get. If you always strive for "more" you will be very disappointed and it will backfire.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cottage cheese does not work well as lube. "

Wouldn’t taste that bad if I went down on you mmmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If plan A doesn't work remember the alphabet has 25 more letters - 204 if you're Japanese

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To be kind always

Don't hold onto the past

Don't dwell on negativity

Always move forward,never look back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It gives us what it gives us. It may not be what we want dream about, or desire. It may not always fill our life with good things.

Yet we only get one life, and it's ours alone to make it what we want it to be.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never eat Shredded Wheat! Or yellow snow for that matter...

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By *ean Claude Van ManMan
over a year ago

Wolvey

No-one likes the Tuna, and everything is availabe overnight from Japan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I learnt that you can't sneeze without your eyes closing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I learnt that you can't sneeze without your eyes closing

Return of the mac.... Yes it is.... Return of the mac

Nice to see you back Mark, missed your funny comments

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I learnt that you can't sneeze without your eyes closing

Return of the mac.... Yes it is.... Return of the mac

Nice to see you back Mark, missed your funny comments "
pump up the world watch my flow return of the mack return of the mack

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That you cannot argue with stupid

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By *ungBlackTopMan
over a year ago

salford

Not to trust anyone that says they're straight and single.

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By *xhib12Man
over a year ago

Blyth

1) Don't sweat the small stuff.

2) Never let the bastards grind you down.

3) If it seems too good to be true, it is.

4) Don't live to work.....

5) Enjoy life, none of us are getting out alive!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1) Don't sweat the small stuff.

2) Never let the bastards grind you down.

3) If it seems too good to be true, it is.

4) Don't live to work.....

5) Enjoy life, none of us are getting out alive!

6) buy the damn shoes

7) eat the damn cake

8) travel the world

9) there are 7.5 billion people on the planet you do not need to be in cestuous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always more to learn and one knows pretty much nothing, considering the amount there is to know.....

Avocado is good though....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Relax and enjoy your problem.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That pictures don't always paint a thousand words

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That the night has a thousand eyes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That white men can't jump

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think, then decide.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That the only person you can 100% rely on is yourself

If you want something done, do it yourself

Trust no one, not even yourself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cottage cheese does not work well as lube. "

Cottage cheese doesn't even work well as cheese

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By *ny1localMan
over a year ago

READING

Don't do today, what you can get someone to do tomorrow.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nowhere on the planet is safe

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By *oo32Man
over a year ago

tipperary

Tell someone to f##k off at least once every day.....smile more...be confident enough to be yourself...Trust no one...and tell the ones that matter that you love them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Friendship is completely overrated and not in the slightest necessary.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That the only person you can 100% rely on is yourself

If you want something done, do it yourself

Trust no one, not even yourself "

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

I do love mushrooms

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That i can fall head over heels

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That

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By *tephTV67TV/TS
over a year ago

Cheshire

Don’t throw people away, especially Family, make the effort.

Concentrate on the ‘now’ as it’s the present and will never happen again.

Never say ‘I love you’ if you don’t mean it.

Learn to laugh at yourself.... the sooner you realise, life is a joke and you’re part of the joke, the happier you could be

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its 'inconceivable'

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

Be kind to yourself.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Everything happens for a reason even if it doesn’t make sense at the time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To make each day count! Do whatever makes you happy even if it means upsetting other people. Life moves on no matter what so got to do what makes you happy. I've not been living up to that lately but that's about to change very soon!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The only person you can truly trust is yourself

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By *eliciousladyWoman
over a year ago

Sometimes U.K

"The only person you can truly trust is yourself"

This is very true

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The only person you can truly trust is yourself

This is very true "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The only person you can truly trust is yourself

This is very true

That is true actually... trust me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Orange crayons do not taste like oranges

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The only person you can truly trust is yourself"

Life is too short to be cynical

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Going into the Apple store with a banana and asking for an upgrade to an Apple doesn't work

bastards

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By *tephTV67TV/TS
over a year ago

Cheshire

"Orange crayons do not taste like oranges "

That actually made me LOL for real ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Going into the Apple store with a banana and asking for an upgrade to an Apple doesn't work

bastards "

You left with sour grapes though...

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

"Orange crayons do not taste like oranges "

Crying

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By *100Man
over a year ago

Essex

Wanking doesn't make you blind thank god it's the only pleasure I have.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Going into the Apple store with a banana and asking for an upgrade to an Apple doesn't work

bastards

You left with sour grapes though..."

Just until I went to McDonalds and asked for a Sad Meal!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That lifes way to short to worry about what other people think of me.

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By *DreamOfGenieWoman
over a year ago

London

The day I learnt how to properly fold a fitted sheet is the day I became a fully fledged adult.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Going into the Apple store with a banana and asking for an upgrade to an Apple doesn't work

bastards

You left with sour grapes though...

Just until I went to McDonalds and asked for a Sad Meal! "

Did they give you it then take the toy out?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now is all we have

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

You owe no one anything.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Going into the Apple store with a banana and asking for an upgrade to an Apple doesn't work

bastards

You left with sour grapes though...

Just until I went to McDonalds and asked for a Sad Meal!

Did they give you it then take the toy out? "

Yep......bastards

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Orange crayons do not taste like oranges

That actually made me LOL for real ...

Your reply made me lol for real too

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

The thread rarely ends at 175.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Life is too short to spend time on people who don't make you smile.

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

Some people are predictable.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don’t trust a waiter who serves you a bowl of soup and gives you a fork.

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