FabSwingers.com forum: Biggest bullshit story someone has told you?

By *hungai OP Man
over a year ago

dundee

I work with a guy who seems to have a habit of making up stories . I think he actually believes the shit he is coming away with . This shit came out of his mouth today....

“ I was on the plane last month to go on holiday and the pilot was saying the plane wouldn’t take off until the rowdy passenger ( who was sitting next to said cunt ) calmed down and shut up. Cabin crew couldn’t calm him down so I elbowed him in the pus and the whole plane erupted with cheers “

Fuck knows why am sharing this but anyone else got any other bullshitter mates/workmates

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By *oupleNeedPlus1Couple
over a year ago

Reading

My verifications are on my old profile...

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

My first husband was a compulsive liar, how long have you got?

I actually laughed out loud when he told my parents he drove from the far side of Brighton to Eastbourne in 20 minutes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's just a finger, you won't even feel it...

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

I love you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I work on building sites and heard some crackers. A chippy once told me that he was looking after his neighbors house while they were on holiday. First he knew that they had a leak was when he walked around the back of their house and seen the goldfish swimming past the patio doors.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a chap try to impress me by claiming he was a pilot in the RAF. He went the whole hog, videos claiming to show him 'at work'. Pictures in the full kit. Poses next to his 'office'. All very impressive until he made the fatal mistake of mentioning that he flew from the same station that my best friend actually does fly from. Oops

The backtracking was spectacularly funny to witness after being outed as a Walter Mitty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I told someone i was good in bed.

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

I should just copy and paste my inbox

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A guy hubby worked with spun whoppers all the time ...hires a camper van in oz ...east to west coast road trip.....he was only away a week !!

He has property in whatever region of India...villa he’s gonna retire to, 8 bedrooms, grounds, staff...that only cost him £50 a month...till an Indian interpreter visiting pointed out that it’s illegal for foreigners in that region to own property .....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yup. A girl I work with lied about her parents being killed in a car accident when she was three.

A few weeks later she was going on about her Mum banning her from boys at the age of 14.

Her nickname is Compo, someone had reared her car, no damage to her car, but their insurance is sending her physio, and she keeps banging on about how much she can claim and what she can claim for!

She is 25, works 3 days, moaned to my boss because I was giving her longer shifts. I saw my arse and told her, "you work 30 hours a week, 80% of which is sat on your arse! I work 50!! When you can graft as hard as me and the other girls then you can complain"

This is on top of always wanting to go early to either get her hair done, or her physio, or the Dr's which I always accommodate, but after her complaining about me I told her no more, all appointments to be made on her days off no discussion.

Luckily my boss knows what she is like, and tells her to suck it up.

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By *G LanaTV/TS
over a year ago

Gosport

Well there was this one woman who swore she'd love me till the end of time.

Well lets just say she didn't opt for the Meatloaf option of praying for the end of time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I work with a guy who seems to have a habit of making up stories . I think he actually believes the shit he is coming away with . This shit came out of his mouth today....

Fuck knows why am sharing this but anyone else got any other bullshitter mates/workmates"

This is AMAZING

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There’s a guy I work with who always talks a load of rubbish on any given subject, he will always butt into the conversation and tell you what he believes is the truth

Funny thing is he tries to tell me stuff about things I have been doing my whole life so know inside and out like cricket I’m a level 2 coach and he tries to explain things about the game that he thinks I don’t know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Especially the bullshit stories that (no shows) make not to turn up at an arranged meet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone I unfortunately know (and no longer have anything to do with) went round the club we both attend telling people she had cancer.

One version was that they're dying of cervical cancer.

The next version was that it was treatable.

They then told someone else it was just a cancerous lump on their back.

Then they were having a double mastectomy.

Turns out they'd had their gallbladder removed!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's the personality that counts? ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone I unfortunately know (and no longer have anything to do with) went round the club we both attend telling people she had cancer.

One version was that they're dying of cervical cancer.

The next version was that it was treatable.

They then told someone else it was just a cancerous lump on their back.

Then they were having a double mastectomy.

Turns out they'd had their gallbladder removed!

I know someone like that.

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination

I met someone once whom I now don't think ever told me the truth. He had lots of sob stories to make me feel empathy towards him, about horribly abusive exes, a disabled brother, and an ill father. He fabricated an uncle and a cousin who often 'needed his help' with one thing or another to explain absences or delays. It wasn't until another woman contacted me that I found out the truth. He had even texted me from her house one weekend he was spending with her to tell me how deeply depressed he was and that he was keeping a low profile and didn't really feel talkative, but that he would ring me in a couple of days whenever he managed to snap out of it. He preyed on the knowledge that I'd had family members who suffered from depression, one of whom committed suicide, to manipulate and control me because he knew I had a fear of losing anyone like that again. I later found out that he was doing the same thing to multiple women. Using fears from their past to manipulate and control. It was mind-blowing hearing the different stories emerge and the depths he would stoop to.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A guy I worked with came into work when his daughter was about 4 months old devastated as his Mrs was pregnant again. They’d had a rough time of it with the pregnancy and a poorly newborn, but didn’t believe in abortion.

For the entire duration of the “pregnancy” he finished early, had days off, time away for appointments etc. At various points he even brought his baby daughter into work when his Mrs was too ill/tired and everyone rallied round. We even staggered breaks to mind the baby when he couldn’t take anymore time off and had to bring her in.

When the second baby was born we had the usual whip round and he was given about £700 (big place). He brought in photos etc. He promised to bring the baby in once his wife was a bit more comfortable with being away from her for a bit.

9 weeks later three new starts came in for a tour of the building. One of them said hello to him and it turned out she was one of his neighbours. He went out at lunchtime and didn’t come back for a week. The second baby never existed, he just realised how much time he could skive off and apparently it got out of hand (he was planning a miscarriage, but then someone in the office had one so he couldn’t bring himself to do it).

Amazingly, thanks to the shockingly shit management, he kept his job, but he only lasted a week as colleagues wouldn’t speak to him as he basically stole from them (he never paid back the £700 either).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I had a chap try to impress me by claiming he was a pilot in the RAF. He went the whole hog, videos claiming to show him 'at work'. Pictures in the full kit. Poses next to his 'office'. All very impressive until he made the fatal mistake of mentioning that he flew from the same station that my best friend actually does fly from. Oops

The backtracking was spectacularly funny to witness after being outed as a Walter Mitty

lots of those around for sure !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's the personality that counts? ... "

It's ok to make up stories if you aren't hurting anyone or stealing from them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone I unfortunately know (and no longer have anything to do with) went round the club we both attend telling people she had cancer.

One version was that they're dying of cervical cancer.

The next version was that it was treatable.

They then told someone else it was just a cancerous lump on their back.

Then they were having a double mastectomy.

Turns out they'd had their gallbladder removed!

I know someone like that."

People who do that should be put down. It's disgraceful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never let the truth get in the way of a good story

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

Almost daily, " it's says straight but I'm bi honest"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone I unfortunately know (and no longer have anything to do with) went round the club we both attend telling people she had cancer.

One version was that they're dying of cervical cancer.

The next version was that it was treatable.

They then told someone else it was just a cancerous lump on their back.

Then they were having a double mastectomy.

Turns out they'd had their gallbladder removed!

I know someone like that.

People who do that should be put down. It's disgraceful"

Thats disgusting...believe me as someone who actually does have a terminal disease (IPF) or as they now prefer to call it ILD, its not something you lie about.

It's something you have to deal/cope with on a daily basis, you tend to try and put on a 'brave face' but at the end of the day the reality is you have to accept you are really dying. Lying about it is just a plain bloody awful thing to do.

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

"Someone I unfortunately know (and no longer have anything to do with) went round the club we both attend telling people she had cancer.

One version was that they're dying of cervical cancer.

The next version was that it was treatable.

They then told someone else it was just a cancerous lump on their back.

Then they were having a double mastectomy.

Turns out they'd had their gallbladder removed!

I know someone like that.

People who do that should be put down. It's disgraceful

Thats disgusting...believe me as someone who actually does have a terminal disease (IPF) or as they now prefer to call it ILD, its not something you lie about.

Your butt looks like a love heart....how u do tht?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your butt looks like a love heart....how u do tht?

Just lucky I guess

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Almost daily, " it's says straight but I'm bi honest"

This all day long

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone I unfortunately know (and no longer have anything to do with) went round the club we both attend telling people she had cancer.

One version was that they're dying of cervical cancer.

The next version was that it was treatable.

They then told someone else it was just a cancerous lump on their back.

Then they were having a double mastectomy.

Turns out they'd had their gallbladder removed!

I know someone like that.

People who do that should be put down. It's disgraceful"

It is when they're a cancer nurse!

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

A guy in my local is notorious and was boasting about spending xmas and the new year in Asia.

Until someone showed him a photo of him and his mrs in fancy dress on New Year's Eve on the pub wall, apparently the flight times and time zones let him attend one in Asia and one in the local

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My first husband was a compulsive liar, how long have you got?

I actually laughed out loud when he told my parents he drove from the far side of Brighton to Eastbourne in 20 minutes.

My ex was a prolific liar too. She told me a multiple of lies. Favourite was her multi millionaire best friend who didn’t like to meet new people, owned 4 garages in London, she was the sole beneficiary to his millions got terminal cancer. Don’t worry though he got better?! Then he crashed his bike into a tree and passed away. She still lives in a 2 bed council flat and chases me for an extra £5 when my maintenance payment was updated incorrectly.

Doughnut

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"My first husband was a compulsive liar, how long have you got?

I actually laughed out loud when he told my parents he drove from the far side of Brighton to Eastbourne in 20 minutes.

Doughnut "

Why do they do it!?

I had all sorts from he'd swallowed a chicken bone and had seen a doctor due to internal bleeding, he'd never been near a doctor to he was late home due to being in a train crash. When he actually was in a train crash I didn't believe him until it came on the news

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"My first husband was a compulsive liar, how long have you got?

I actually laughed out loud when he told my parents he drove from the far side of Brighton to Eastbourne in 20 minutes.

Doughnut "

How unlucky is that to be a millionaire with cancer and then die when your push bike crashes into a tree.

RIP push bike millionaire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone I unfortunately know (and no longer have anything to do with) went round the club we both attend telling people she had cancer.

One version was that they're dying of cervical cancer.

The next version was that it was treatable.

They then told someone else it was just a cancerous lump on their back.

Then they were having a double mastectomy.

Turns out they'd had their gallbladder removed!

I know someone like that.

People who do that should be put down. It's disgraceful

It is when they're a cancer nurse!"

Unreal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My first husband was a compulsive liar, how long have you got?

I actually laughed out loud when he told my parents he drove from the far side of Brighton to Eastbourne in 20 minutes.

Doughnut

How unlucky is that to be a millionaire with cancer and then die when your push bike crashes into a tree.

RIP push bike millionaire

Oh it was a Kawasaki ninja if I recall I’ve been spilt with her 10 years in August

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It is when they're a cancer nurse!

Unreal "

Yup. Still carrying on as if its never been said x

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull

"I met someone once whom I now don't think ever told me the truth. He had lots of sob stories to make me feel empathy towards him, about horribly abusive exes, a disabled brother, and an ill father. He fabricated an uncle and a cousin who often 'needed his help' with one thing or another to explain absences or delays. It wasn't until another woman contacted me that I found out the truth. He had even texted me from her house one weekend he was spending with her to tell me how deeply depressed he was and that he was keeping a low profile and didn't really feel talkative, but that he would ring me in a couple of days whenever he managed to snap out of it. He preyed on the knowledge that I'd had family members who suffered from depression, one of whom committed suicide, to manipulate and control me because he knew I had a fear of losing anyone like that again. I later found out that he was doing the same thing to multiple women. Using fears from their past to manipulate and control. It was mind-blowing hearing the different stories emerge and the depths he would stoop to. "

That sent a chill down my spine! It sounds exactly like my ex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I love you"

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