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The first late late nocturnal thread©™ of the third month of the year 2019 Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Hello! Cowabunga and good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. What you up to? Working? Eating nut butter? Drinking Echo Falls? Pervin'? Lurking? Whatever you're doing, share it here. Chat with other pervy night owls. Talk about absolutely anything you want. Thread watchers that don't usually post, you're very welcome here. Very, very welcome, and not just on Fridays. Don't be shy, give us a try. Let's get ready to nocturnal. Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

First past the post!

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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Evening Jim, evening all

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"First past the post!"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Test. You're tonight's first poster, better than all the rest. Congratulations!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good evening I hope Friday has been a good one.

I am currently just relaxing on the sofa doing very little.

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By *nsatiable_nymphWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south

Jimboooooooooooooo

Good evening *waves*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey jim I’m tipsy and it’s a work day tomorrow however I’m sure you can call in sick for me?!

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By *at3232Woman
over a year ago

the moon

Ur back

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening Jim, evening all "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Babs. It's the weekend! Smileyface

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By *HaRiFMan
over a year ago

Beyond the shadows.

Good evening Jim, good evening all. I hope everyones all good.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jasper

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening Jim, good evening all. I hope everyones all good. "

Where have you been hiding?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening I hope Friday has been a good one.

I am currently just relaxing on the sofa doing very little. "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lorna. I'm sat on the sofa doing a nocturnal thread. Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening Jim, how’s your Friday been ? I’ve had a busy day x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening I hope Friday has been a good one.

I am currently just relaxing on the sofa doing very little.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lorna. I'm sat on the sofa doing a nocturnal thread. Smileyface"

That's a coincidence! as I am currently reading and commenting on an a nocturnal thread.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening all. I’m on the sofa with a carling, watching Last Leg, lurking in the forums and waiting for C to come home from work

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Jimboooooooooooooo

Good evening *waves*

"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Nymph. You look like you're prepared for wetness.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening Jim, good evening all. I hope everyones all good. "

Hey you, no I’m not sober, shock horror!

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Present

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hey jim I’m tipsy and it’s a work day tomorrow however I’m sure you can call in sick for me?! "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Sexy. Consider it done, don't worry about going into work tomorrow.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening EJ, how’s it goin’? x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hey jim I’m tipsy and it’s a work day tomorrow however I’m sure you can call in sick for me?!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Sexy. Consider it done, don't worry about going into work tomorrow."

Haha I wish! I’ll be fine

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By *HaRiFMan
over a year ago

Beyond the shadows.


"Good evening Jim, good evening all. I hope everyones all good.

Hey you, no I’m not sober, shock horror! "

Thats very unlike you SB

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ur back "

Yeah! Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Cat. Back, and on the nocturnal track.

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By *HaRiFMan
over a year ago

Beyond the shadows.


"Good evening Jim, good evening all. I hope everyones all good.

Where have you been hiding?

"

Long story, but anyway I'm here now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Having a few drinks and a little perv at the moment

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening Jim, good evening all. I hope everyones all good. "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, RIF. What's your favourite riff? Axeface

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening Jim, good evening all. I hope everyones all good.

Where have you been hiding?

Long story, but anyway I'm here now "

That's ok I've got all night.

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

Good evening Jim and everyone else

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Good evening Jim, good evening all. I hope everyones all good.

Where have you been hiding?

Long story, but anyway I'm here now

That's ok I've got all night. "

Evening lovely Lorna x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Jasper "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, P. From Jasper the friendly nocturnal host. Happy Friday up yer bum. Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening Jim, good evening all. I hope everyones all good.

Where have you been hiding?

Long story, but anyway I'm here now

That's ok I've got all night.

Evening lovely Lorna x"

Hello you! How have you been lovely lady? X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jasper

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, P. From Jasper the friendly nocturnal host. Happy Friday up yer bum. Smileyface"

Cheers beaut

I was washing your mums pubes earlier Jim, she's been pampered all night by lots of ladies

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening Jim, how’s your Friday been ? I’ve had a busy day x "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Angie. While you were busy being busy, I was being lazy. x Smileyface

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By *nsatiable_nymphWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south


"Jimboooooooooooooo

Good evening *waves*

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Nymph. You look like you're prepared for wetness."

It's always damp in these parts

Question for you, why does chocolate and crisps taste bloody fantastic together?

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By *HaRiFMan
over a year ago

Beyond the shadows.


"Good evening Jim, good evening all. I hope everyones all good.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, RIF. What's your favourite riff? Axeface"

The bit at the start of imagrant song, how about you?

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Good evening Jim, good evening all. I hope everyones all good.

Where have you been hiding?

Long story, but anyway I'm here now

That's ok I've got all night.

Evening lovely Lorna x

Hello you! How have you been lovely lady? X"

I'm good, thank you Lorna, have you had a good day? x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening all. I’m on the sofa with a carling, watching Last Leg, lurking in the forums and waiting for C to come home from work"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, M. Welcome to this nocturnal nonsense. Enjoy your booze and Last Leg. Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening Jim, good evening all. I hope everyones all good.

Hey you, no I’m not sober, shock horror!

Thats very unlike you SB "

Haha I don’t like to disappoint

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening Jim, good evening all. I hope everyones all good.

Where have you been hiding?

Long story, but anyway I'm here now

That's ok I've got all night.

Evening lovely Lorna x

Hello you! How have you been lovely lady? X

I'm good, thank you Lorna, have you had a good day? x"

Yes thank you very much and other having a nice quiet weekend which is very much needed.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


" "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Meli. You out vagued me! Smileyface

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By *at3232Woman
over a year ago

the moon


"Ur back

Yeah! Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Cat. Back, and on the nocturnal track."

Good stuff!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jimboooooooooooooo

Good evening *waves*

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Nymph. You look like you're prepared for wetness.

It's always damp in these parts

Question for you, why does chocolate and crisps taste bloody fantastic together? "

WTF? You know we can fall out you know, that’s just weird, but hey ho you’re hot and in my bed this month

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By *HaRiFMan
over a year ago

Beyond the shadows.


"Jimboooooooooooooo

Good evening *waves*

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Nymph. You look like you're prepared for wetness.

It's always damp in these parts

Question for you, why does chocolate and crisps taste bloody fantastic together? "

They don't its your mind playing tricks on you

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Meli. You out vagued me! Smileyface"

Ha! So chuffed right now. Clearly the gin is giving me super awesome Meli powers.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening EJ, how’s it goin’? x"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Roxi. I'm nice and chilled, bit peckish. How are you? x

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By *HaRiFMan
over a year ago

Beyond the shadows.


"Good evening Jim, good evening all. I hope everyones all good.

Where have you been hiding?

Long story, but anyway I'm here now

That's ok I've got all night. "

I'm going to bed early

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

.

How are you doing (in an abstract way but goes without saying)?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jimboooooooooooooo

Good evening *waves*

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Nymph. You look like you're prepared for wetness.

It's always damp in these parts

Question for you, why does chocolate and crisps taste bloody fantastic together?

They don't its your mind playing tricks on you "

Actually do you know I really like a chocolate spread and crisp sandwich but I thought it was a bit weird to share but Ms nymph put it out there I am going to confess!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening Jim

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Meli. You out vagued me! Smileyface

Ha! So chuffed right now. Clearly the gin is giving me super awesome Meli powers."

Gin is a wonderful thing!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hey jim I’m tipsy and it’s a work day tomorrow however I’m sure you can call in sick for me?!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Sexy. Consider it done, don't worry about going into work tomorrow.

Haha I wish! I’ll be fine "

Get some sleep!

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Good evening Jim, good evening all. I hope everyones all good.

Where have you been hiding?

Long story, but anyway I'm here now

That's ok I've got all night.

Evening lovely Lorna x

Hello you! How have you been lovely lady? X

I'm good, thank you Lorna, have you had a good day? x

Yes thank you very much and other having a nice quiet weekend which is very much needed. "

Aah...enjoy x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening EJ, how’s it goin’? x

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Roxi. I'm nice and chilled, bit peckish. How are you? x"

It’s Friday!! What’s not to like

What’s your go to snackette...?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Having a few drinks and a little perv at the moment "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Tiri. Welcome, welcome to this nocturnal nonsense, pervert. Smileyface

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By *HaRiFMan
over a year ago

Beyond the shadows.


"Good evening Jim, good evening all. I hope everyones all good.

Hey you, no I’m not sober, shock horror!

Thats very unlike you SB

Haha I don’t like to disappoint "

This is very true, you dont. That should be your catch phrase

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening I hope Friday has been a good one.

I am currently just relaxing on the sofa doing very little.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lorna. I'm sat on the sofa doing a nocturnal thread. Smileyface

That's a coincidence! as I am currently reading and commenting on an a nocturnal thread. "

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

Evening...... nearly bed time for me

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Evening Jim smiley face

Evening all just stopping in on my way to bed. Finally had a sensible working week so I’m quite so exhausted as usual. Might even make it to the gym! Ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening Jim, good evening all. I hope everyones all good.

Hey you, no I’m not sober, shock horror!

Thats very unlike you SB

Haha I don’t like to disappoint

This is very true, you dont. That should be your catch phrase "

Haha you never know

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

Word up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening Jim smiley face

Evening all just stopping in on my way to bed. Finally had a sensible working week so I’m quite so exhausted as usual. Might even make it to the gym! Ha ha"

Pffft the gym? I’ve not been yet this year, I’m sure I’ll get round to it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Word up "

Oi Oi honey how are you?

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Meli. You out vagued me! Smileyface

Ha! So chuffed right now. Clearly the gin is giving me super awesome Meli powers.

Gin is a wonderful thing!!"

Preach.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Present"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Colgate. You didn't have to get me a gift. Is it an Echo & The Bunnymen CD?

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By *nsatiable_nymphWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south


"Jimboooooooooooooo

Good evening *waves*

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Nymph. You look like you're prepared for wetness.

It's always damp in these parts

Question for you, why does chocolate and crisps taste bloody fantastic together?

WTF? You know we can fall out you know, that’s just weird, but hey ho you’re hot and in my bed this month "

but it's soooooo good!!

And we do need to discuss sleeping arrangements. Do you prefer the left or right hand side or whichever way we fall asleep through exhaustion

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By *nsatiable_nymphWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south


"Jimboooooooooooooo

Good evening *waves*

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Nymph. You look like you're prepared for wetness.

It's always damp in these parts

Question for you, why does chocolate and crisps taste bloody fantastic together?

They don't its your mind playing tricks on you "

Who said that?

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By *nsatiable_nymphWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south


"Jimboooooooooooooo

Good evening *waves*

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Nymph. You look like you're prepared for wetness.

It's always damp in these parts

Question for you, why does chocolate and crisps taste bloody fantastic together?

They don't its your mind playing tricks on you

Actually do you know I really like a chocolate spread and crisp sandwich but I thought it was a bit weird to share but Ms nymph put it out there I am going to confess! "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening Jim and everyone else "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Samiss. Smileyface Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, everyone else. Smileyface Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Molly. Catface

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening Jim, how’s your Friday been ? I’ve had a busy day x

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Angie. While you were busy being busy, I was being lazy. x Smileyface"

Oh well you’re busy at work so you’re allowed to be lazy at home x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Jasper

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, P. From Jasper the friendly nocturnal host. Happy Friday up yer bum. Smileyface

Cheers beaut

I was washing your mums pubes earlier Jim, she's been pampered all night by lots of ladies "

You're very, very welcome.

She never mentioned it to me.

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

Evening Jim

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By *HaRiFMan
over a year ago

Beyond the shadows.


"Jimboooooooooooooo

Good evening *waves*

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Nymph. You look like you're prepared for wetness.

It's always damp in these parts

Question for you, why does chocolate and crisps taste bloody fantastic together?

They don't its your mind playing tricks on you

Who said that? "

Definitely not me , by the way are you trying to mesmerise us with your umbrella ella ella.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jasper

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, P. From Jasper the friendly nocturnal host. Happy Friday up yer bum. Smileyface

Cheers beaut

I was washing your mums pubes earlier Jim, she's been pampered all night by lots of ladies

You're very, very welcome.

She never mentioned it to me."

She was too busy having the rest of her hair washed, dried and messed back up again.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Jimboooooooooooooo

Good evening *waves*

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Nymph. You look like you're prepared for wetness.

It's always damp in these parts

Question for you, why does chocolate and crisps taste bloody fantastic together? "

It would be down south.

I don't know, I can't mix sweet and savoury.

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By *HaRiFMan
over a year ago

Beyond the shadows.


"Word up "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jasper

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, P. From Jasper the friendly nocturnal host. Happy Friday up yer bum. Smileyface

Cheers beaut

I was washing your mums pubes earlier Jim, she's been pampered all night by lots of ladies

You're very, very welcome.

She never mentioned it to me.

She was too busy having the rest of her hair washed, dried and messed back up again."

Yes indeed, I brushed it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jimboooooooooooooo

Good evening *waves*

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Nymph. You look like you're prepared for wetness.

It's always damp in these parts

Question for you, why does chocolate and crisps taste bloody fantastic together?

WTF? You know we can fall out you know, that’s just weird, but hey ho you’re hot and in my bed this month

but it's soooooo good!!

And we do need to discuss sleeping arrangements. Do you prefer the left or right hand side or whichever way we fall asleep through exhaustion "

Not in the wet patch is my preference but I prefer the right hand side

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening Jim, good evening all. I hope everyones all good.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, RIF. What's your favourite riff? Axeface

The bit at the start of imagrant song, how about you?"

I knew you were going to ask me back. I can't think right now. However yesterday I was very much enjoying that bass intro to Carly Simon's You're So Vain.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQZmCJUSC6g

Carly Simon - You're So Vain - YouTube

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Meli. You out vagued me! Smileyface

Ha! So chuffed right now. Clearly the gin is giving me super awesome Meli powers."

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Good evening Jim and everyone else

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Samiss. Smileyface Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, everyone else. Smileyface Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Molly. Catface"

. Miss Molly is playing tonight, she keeps tapping the screen on my tablet!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How are you doing (in an abstract way but goes without saying)?"

I'm abstract.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening Jim "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, KC and the Purple Lingerie Band.

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By *nsatiable_nymphWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south


"Jimboooooooooooooo

Good evening *waves*

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Nymph. You look like you're prepared for wetness.

It's always damp in these parts

Question for you, why does chocolate and crisps taste bloody fantastic together?

They don't its your mind playing tricks on you

Who said that?

Definitely not me , by the way are you trying to mesmerise us with your umbrella ella ella. "

Look into the eyes, the eyes, the eyes not around the eyes, don't look around the eyes, look into the eyes

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By *nsatiable_nymphWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south


"Jimboooooooooooooo

Good evening *waves*

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Nymph. You look like you're prepared for wetness.

It's always damp in these parts

Question for you, why does chocolate and crisps taste bloody fantastic together?

It would be down south.

I don't know, I can't mix sweet and savoury."

What do you have on your pancakes?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening EJ, how’s it goin’? x

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Roxi. I'm nice and chilled, bit peckish. How are you? x

It’s Friday!! What’s not to like

What’s your go to snackette...?"

Depends what I've got in. Usually savoury. I'll stick some sausage rolls in the oven in an hour or so.

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over a year ago


"Evening...... nearly bed time for me "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lexi. Nice to be in bed.

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over a year ago


"Evening Jim smiley face

Evening all just stopping in on my way to bed. Finally had a sensible working week so I’m quite so exhausted as usual. Might even make it to the gym! Ha ha"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Diamond. Welcome to the weekend. Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening EJ, how’s it goin’? x

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Roxi. I'm nice and chilled, bit peckish. How are you? x

It’s Friday!! What’s not to like

What’s your go to snackette...?

Depends what I've got in. Usually savoury. I'll stick some sausage rolls in the oven in an hour or so."

I haven't had a sausage roll for ages

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Word up "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening up your buns.

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By *HaRiFMan
over a year ago

Beyond the shadows.


"Jimboooooooooooooo

Good evening *waves*

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Nymph. You look like you're prepared for wetness.

It's always damp in these parts

Question for you, why does chocolate and crisps taste bloody fantastic together?

They don't its your mind playing tricks on you

Who said that?

Definitely not me , by the way are you trying to mesmerise us with your umbrella ella ella.

Look into the eyes, the eyes, the eyes not around the eyes, don't look around the eyes, look into the eyes "

Oh what lovely eyes, I feel sleepy all of a sudden

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening Jim "

Hello!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Jasper

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, P. From Jasper the friendly nocturnal host. Happy Friday up yer bum. Smileyface

Cheers beaut

I was washing your mums pubes earlier Jim, she's been pampered all night by lots of ladies

You're very, very welcome.

She never mentioned it to me.

She was too busy having the rest of her hair washed, dried and messed back up again."

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By *HaRiFMan
over a year ago

Beyond the shadows.


"Evening EJ, how’s it goin’? x

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Roxi. I'm nice and chilled, bit peckish. How are you? x

It’s Friday!! What’s not to like

What’s your go to snackette...?

Depends what I've got in. Usually savoury. I'll stick some sausage rolls in the oven in an hour or so.

I haven't had a sausage roll for ages "

I'm sure you've had the odd sausage though

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening Jim and everyone else

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Samiss. Smileyface Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, everyone else. Smileyface Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Molly. Catface

. Miss Molly is playing tonight, she keeps tapping the screen on my tablet! "

I'd be really freaked out if it was you Molly that wrote that.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Jimboooooooooooooo

Good evening *waves*

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Nymph. You look like you're prepared for wetness.

It's always damp in these parts

Question for you, why does chocolate and crisps taste bloody fantastic together?

It would be down south.

I don't know, I can't mix sweet and savoury.

What do you have on your pancakes? "

Maple syrup.

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Good evening Jim and everyone else

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Samiss. Smileyface Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, everyone else. Smileyface Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Molly. Catface

. Miss Molly is playing tonight, she keeps tapping the screen on my tablet!

I'd be really freaked out if it was you Molly that wrote that."

....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening EJ, how’s it goin’? x

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Roxi. I'm nice and chilled, bit peckish. How are you? x

It’s Friday!! What’s not to like

What’s your go to snackette...?

Depends what I've got in. Usually savoury. I'll stick some sausage rolls in the oven in an hour or so.

I haven't had a sausage roll for ages

I'm sure you've had the odd sausage though "

I will have You know there is nothing odd about any of the sausages I've ever had! (except one that was a little bit wonky)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jimboooooooooooooo

Good evening *waves*

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Nymph. You look like you're prepared for wetness.

It's always damp in these parts

Question for you, why does chocolate and crisps taste bloody fantastic together?

It would be down south.

I don't know, I can't mix sweet and savoury.

What do you have on your pancakes?

Maple syrup."

But that would make it sweet and savoury together!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well seeing as it’s an important late night thread we better say hi!

Doughnut

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening EJ, how’s it goin’? x

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Roxi. I'm nice and chilled, bit peckish. How are you? x

It’s Friday!! What’s not to like

What’s your go to snackette...?

Depends what I've got in. Usually savoury. I'll stick some sausage rolls in the oven in an hour or so.

I haven't had a sausage roll for ages "

I couldn't imagine going ages without a sausage roll.

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By *nsatiable_nymphWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south


"Jimboooooooooooooo

Good evening *waves*

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Nymph. You look like you're prepared for wetness.

It's always damp in these parts

Question for you, why does chocolate and crisps taste bloody fantastic together?

It would be down south.

I don't know, I can't mix sweet and savoury.

What do you have on your pancakes?

Maple syrup."

Sweet and savoury then

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

Good Eeeevening Jim.

How's your week been? I'm off work till Tuesday night, catching up on a few days hols after surgery yesterday.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening EJ, how’s it goin’? x

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Roxi. I'm nice and chilled, bit peckish. How are you? x

It’s Friday!! What’s not to like

What’s your go to snackette...?

Depends what I've got in. Usually savoury. I'll stick some sausage rolls in the oven in an hour or so.

I haven't had a sausage roll for ages

I couldn't imagine going ages without a sausage roll."

I am missing them but I'm trying to be good and so far it's paying off

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Jimboooooooooooooo

Good evening *waves*

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Nymph. You look like you're prepared for wetness.

It's always damp in these parts

Question for you, why does chocolate and crisps taste bloody fantastic together?

It would be down south.

I don't know, I can't mix sweet and savoury.

What do you have on your pancakes?

Maple syrup.

But that would make it sweet and savoury together!"

I consider pancakes to be more sweet than savoury.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well seeing as it’s an important late night thread we better say hi!

Doughnut "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Doughnut. Erm, yes, it's an important nocturnal thread. Welcome to this important nocturnal nonsense. Importantface

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Jimboooooooooooooo

Good evening *waves*

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Nymph. You look like you're prepared for wetness.

It's always damp in these parts

Question for you, why does chocolate and crisps taste bloody fantastic together?

It would be down south.

I don't know, I can't mix sweet and savoury.

What do you have on your pancakes?

Maple syrup.

Sweet and savoury then "

I think pancakes are more sweet than savoury.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good Eeeevening Jim.

How's your week been? I'm off work till Tuesday night, catching up on a few days hols after surgery yesterday."

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Iain. It's been an okay week. How did it go yesterday?

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull


"Good Eeeevening Jim.

How's your week been? I'm off work till Tuesday night, catching up on a few days hols after surgery yesterday.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Iain. It's been an okay week. How did it go yesterday?"

I covered it yesterday but in brief, the original issue wasn't found; a couple of others were but awaiting results of biopsies taken during the operation, before varied experts decide what happens next.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good Eeeevening Jim.

How's your week been? I'm off work till Tuesday night, catching up on a few days hols after surgery yesterday.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Iain. It's been an okay week. How did it go yesterday?

I covered it yesterday but in brief, the original issue wasn't found; a couple of others were but awaiting results of biopsies taken during the operation, before varied experts decide what happens next."

Fingers crossed for you.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...


"Word up

Oi Oi honey how are you? "

Alreet. You?

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Word up

"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Top of the Pops 1987 is on BBC Four.

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By *r loveslickinMan
over a year ago

Deeside

Evening all - bored in work

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull


"Top of the Pops 1987 is on BBC Four. "

I'm listening to the Test Broadcast on DAB of the new Scala Radio station.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Top of the Pops 1987 is on BBC Four. "

I was 4 then,I'm more a child of the 90's.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening all - bored in work "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Loves. Welcome to this nocturnal nonsense. Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Top of the Pops 1987 is on BBC Four.

I'm listening to the Test Broadcast on DAB of the new Scala Radio station."

Testing testing ¹²³4.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Top of the Pops 1987 is on BBC Four.

I was 4 then,I'm more a child of the 90's. "

I'll be sure to let you know when Top of the Pops 1990 is on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Top of the Pops 1987 is on BBC Four.

I was 4 then,I'm more a child of the 90's.

I'll be sure to let you know when Top of the Pops 1990 is on."

Well thank you kind sir.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"Top of the Pops 1987 is on BBC Four.

I was 4 then,I'm more a child of the 90's. "

So old.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Top of the Pops 1987 is on BBC Four.

I was 4 then,I'm more a child of the 90's.

So old."

I am.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Top of the Pops 1987 is on BBC Four.

I was 4 then,I'm more a child of the 90's.

So old."

Yes in 6 weeks time I'm officially in my late thirties

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m still hungover from last night.

Why is it taking so long for my head to get back to normal??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m still hungover from last night.

Why is it taking so long for my head to get back to normal??"

Wow, you must have had a very good night last night then

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull


"Top of the Pops 1987 is on BBC Four.

I was 4 then,I'm more a child of the 90's.

So old.

Yes in 6 weeks time I'm officially in my late thirties "

A mere youngster compared to me!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’m still hungover from last night.

Why is it taking so long for my head to get back to normal??"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Rocket. It's because you're old. Get well soon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Top of the Pops 1987 is on BBC Four.

I was 4 then,I'm more a child of the 90's.

So old."

I turned 40 a couple of months ago, I'm devastated

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"Top of the Pops 1987 is on BBC Four.

I was 4 then,I'm more a child of the 90's.

So old.

I am. "

Awww you're a young pup Jim-o!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Top of the Pops 1987 is on BBC Four.

I was 4 then,I'm more a child of the 90's.

So old.

I turned 40 a couple of months ago, I'm devastated "

*Nods*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Top of the Pops 1987 is on BBC Four.

I was 4 then,I'm more a child of the 90's.

So old.

I turned 40 a couple of months ago, I'm devastated "

I understand your pain!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Top of the Pops 1987 is on BBC Four.

I was 4 then,I'm more a child of the 90's.

So old.

I am.

Awww you're a young pup Jim-o! "

Thanks!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

It's the midnight hour, I'm going to take my sausage rolls out the oven. I'll be back.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Top of the Pops 1987 is on BBC Four.

I was 4 then,I'm more a child of the 90's.

So old.

I am.

Awww you're a young pup Jim-o!

Thanks! "

Hang on a minute! how come i'm old but your young yet i am younger than you this is not logical.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Top of the Pops 1987 is on BBC Four.

I was 4 then,I'm more a child of the 90's.

So old.

I turned 40 a couple of months ago, I'm devastated

I understand your pain! "

I am genuinely gutted!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m still hungover from last night.

Why is it taking so long for my head to get back to normal??

Wow, you must have had a very good night last night then "

I fear it’s because I’m getting older!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eeeeesvening Jimster Hello Fabsters

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Top of the Pops 1987 is on BBC Four.

I was 4 then,I'm more a child of the 90's.

So old.

I am.

Awww you're a young pup Jim-o!

Thanks!

Hang on a minute! how come i'm old but your young yet i am younger than you this is not logical. "

Life isn't logical.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Eeeeesvening Jimster Hello Fabsters "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Bear. I almost called you ear. Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m still hungover from last night.

Why is it taking so long for my head to get back to normal??

Wow, you must have had a very good night last night then

I fear it’s because I’m getting older!!!!"

All this talk of getting old is depressing!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good evening Jim and everyone else..just chilling with a couple of beers and YouTube!! Hope everyone has had a good start to the weekend!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening Jim and everyone else..just chilling with a couple of beers and YouTube!! Hope everyone has had a good start to the weekend!!!"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Guy. Welcome to this nocturnal nonsense. Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi jim bob, been watching bread to find mate's dog in back ground, found it, scruffy dog that.

Where's me pudding?

Got to get up, got to get out. Grab the world by the throat and shout.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi jim bob, been watching bread to find mate's dog in back ground, found it, scruffy dog that.

Where's me pudding?

Got to get up, got to get out. Grab the world by the throat and shout. "

Hello stranger!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hi jim bob, been watching bread to find mate's dog in back ground, found it, scruffy dog that.

Where's me pudding?

Got to get up, got to get out. Grab the world by the throat and shout. "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Captain. Did you find your mate's dog? One of the Bread people was in Corrie recently. The dude that was in Goodnight Sweetheart.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi jim bob, been watching bread to find mate's dog in back ground, found it, scruffy dog that.

Where's me pudding?

Got to get up, got to get out. Grab the world by the throat and shout.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Captain. Did you find your mate's dog? One of the Bread people was in Corrie recently. The dude that was in Goodnight Sweetheart."

Yeh it was brilliant,we found the back of his house and the albert dock looked so bad in the eighties but as a wise police man said on allo allo they're dripping bums on the dicks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How are the sausage rolls Jim?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hi jim bob, been watching bread to find mate's dog in back ground, found it, scruffy dog that.

Where's me pudding?

Got to get up, got to get out. Grab the world by the throat and shout.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Captain. Did you find your mate's dog? One of the Bread people was in Corrie recently. The dude that was in Goodnight Sweetheart.

Yeh it was brilliant,we found the back of his house and the albert dock looked so bad in the eighties but as a wise police man said on allo allo they're dripping bums on the dicks. "

Haha.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How are the sausage rolls Jim? "

They were lovely.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How are the sausage rolls Jim?

They were lovely."

Good to know

I am living my sausage roll dream vicariously through you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happiest of mornings to you! X

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How are the sausage rolls Jim?

They were lovely.

Good to know

I am living my sausage roll dream vicariously through you. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How are the sausage rolls Jim?

They were lovely.

Good to know

I am living my sausage roll dream vicariously through you.

"

Great two-way conversation about sausage rolls going on here.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Happiest of mornings to you! X"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Buxom. Happy Saturday! Smileyface x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How are the sausage rolls Jim?

They were lovely.

Good to know

I am living my sausage roll dream vicariously through you.

Great two-way conversation about sausage rolls going on here. "

Why did the sausage roll?

Cos he saw the Apple Turnover

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Happiest of mornings to you! X

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Buxom. Happy Saturday! Smileyface x"

Jim, I love Saturday's

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How are the sausage rolls Jim?

They were lovely.

Good to know

I am living my sausage roll dream vicariously through you.

Great two-way conversation about sausage rolls going on here. "

I had cheese and onion rolls the other day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How are the sausage rolls Jim?

They were lovely.

Good to know

I am living my sausage roll dream vicariously through you.

Great two-way conversation about sausage rolls going on here.

Why did the sausage roll?

Cos he saw the Apple Turnover "

that actually made me laugh more than it should have done

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How are the sausage rolls Jim?

They were lovely.

Good to know

I am living my sausage roll dream vicariously through you.

Great two-way conversation about sausage rolls going on here.

I had cheese and onion rolls the other day."

I went out with a friend last week and he bit into what he thought was a sausage roll but it was actually a spinach and ricotta role he was very upset at the lack of sausage!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Happiest of mornings to you! X

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Buxom. Happy Saturday! Smileyface x

Jim, I love Saturday's "

What have you got planned for this Saturday?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How are the sausage rolls Jim?

They were lovely.

Good to know

I am living my sausage roll dream vicariously through you.

Great two-way conversation about sausage rolls going on here.

Why did the sausage roll?

Cos he saw the Apple Turnover

that actually made me laugh more than it should have done "

It was one of my nan's jokes

I loved her little sayings, one of my faves was:

"Why did the butterfly flutterby?"

Because he saw a Dragonfly drink a flagon dry!

X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening Jim, evening all

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

Evvvvvvvvvvveeeeening Jim!

Feeling erect today? x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Happiest of mornings to you! X

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Buxom. Happy Saturday! Smileyface x

Jim, I love Saturday's

What have you got planned for this Saturday?"

Clothes shopping with the eldest and then cinema, momma and baby bear bonding

What you got lined up? X

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How are the sausage rolls Jim?

They were lovely.

Good to know

I am living my sausage roll dream vicariously through you.

Great two-way conversation about sausage rolls going on here.

I had cheese and onion rolls the other day.

I went out with a friend last week and he bit into what he thought was a sausage roll but it was actually a spinach and ricotta role he was very upset at the lack of sausage! "

Oooooh, I like the sound of a spinach and ricotta roll. Mind you, I'd probably be upset if I thought I was going to get sausage in my mouth. And not get sausage in my mouth.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How are the sausage rolls Jim?

They were lovely.

Good to know

I am living my sausage roll dream vicariously through you.

Great two-way conversation about sausage rolls going on here.

Why did the sausage roll?

Cos he saw the Apple Turnover

that actually made me laugh more than it should have done "

You're easily pleased.

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over a year ago


"Evening Jim, evening all "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Mars. Happy Saturday! Smileyface

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over a year ago


"Evvvvvvvvvvveeeeening Jim!

Feeling erect today? x"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Hanky. I'm always erect. x

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"How are the sausage rolls Jim?

They were lovely.

Good to know

I am living my sausage roll dream vicariously through you.

Great two-way conversation about sausage rolls going on here.

I had cheese and onion rolls the other day.

I went out with a friend last week and he bit into what he thought was a sausage roll but it was actually a spinach and ricotta role he was very upset at the lack of sausage!

Oooooh, I like the sound of a spinach and ricotta roll. Mind you, I'd probably be upset if I thought I was going to get sausage in my mouth. And not get sausage in my mouth."

That was exactly his reaction and he was not amused! He was not impressed by the sausageless sausage roll

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over a year ago


"Happiest of mornings to you! X

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Buxom. Happy Saturday! Smileyface x

Jim, I love Saturday's

What have you got planned for this Saturday?

Clothes shopping with the eldest and then cinema, momma and baby bear bonding

What you got lined up? X"

I'll probably spend the day on the sofa. x

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over a year ago


"How are the sausage rolls Jim?

They were lovely.

Good to know

I am living my sausage roll dream vicariously through you.

Great two-way conversation about sausage rolls going on here.

Why did the sausage roll?

Cos he saw the Apple Turnover

that actually made me laugh more than it should have done

You're easily pleased."

That's what all the men say

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

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"Evvvvvvvvvvveeeeening Jim!

Feeling erect today? x

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Hanky. I'm always erect. x"

Well I shall remember that when I next see you! x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How are the sausage rolls Jim?

They were lovely.

Good to know

I am living my sausage roll dream vicariously through you.

Great two-way conversation about sausage rolls going on here.

I had cheese and onion rolls the other day.

I went out with a friend last week and he bit into what he thought was a sausage roll but it was actually a spinach and ricotta role he was very upset at the lack of sausage!

Oooooh, I like the sound of a spinach and ricotta roll. Mind you, I'd probably be upset if I thought I was going to get sausage in my mouth. And not get sausage in my mouth.

That was exactly his reaction and he was not amused! He was not impressed by the sausageless sausage roll "

Sometimes you gotta roll with it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How are the sausage rolls Jim?

They were lovely.

Good to know

I am living my sausage roll dream vicariously through you.

Great two-way conversation about sausage rolls going on here.

Why did the sausage roll?

Cos he saw the Apple Turnover

that actually made me laugh more than it should have done

You're easily pleased.

That's what all the men say "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How are the sausage rolls Jim?

They were lovely.

Good to know

I am living my sausage roll dream vicariously through you.

Great two-way conversation about sausage rolls going on here.

I had cheese and onion rolls the other day.

I went out with a friend last week and he bit into what he thought was a sausage roll but it was actually a spinach and ricotta role he was very upset at the lack of sausage!

Oooooh, I like the sound of a spinach and ricotta roll. Mind you, I'd probably be upset if I thought I was going to get sausage in my mouth. And not get sausage in my mouth.

That was exactly his reaction and he was not amused! He was not impressed by the sausageless sausage roll

Sometimes you gotta roll with it."

Indeed so now apparently I am to ensure there is always a sausage in his roll.

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