FabSwingers.com forum: Things you'd never see a bloke write on fab

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

just for laughs what sort of things women write but you'd never see a man write?

- No pussy pics

- No tit pics

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

I'm sorry

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Single women need not apply

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just here for the forums

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"just for laughs what sort of things women write but you'd never see a man write?

- No pussy pics

- No tit pics"

I have seen a profile that essentially said 'No pussy pics'.

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

"just for laughs what sort of things women write but you'd never see a man write?

- No pussy pics

- No tit pics

I have seen a profile that essentially said 'No pussy pics'.

Was that mine?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Single women need not apply "

Should read mine then hahahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My height is really 5”5

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By *uck-RogersMan
over a year ago

Tarka trail

I'm sorry. My cock is small. Bring a magnifying glass.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve had so many messages today.

My diary is full for the month, so many meets planned.

My profile is spot on and I have so many women but so little time.

I love this place, well worth the subscription for the amount of pussy/cock I’ve been getting lately.

I got a meet within 5 mins of being here!

Danish x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not meeting currently... on the blob

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" I drive but I might need directions".

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By *irthandgirthMan
over a year ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

"I’ve had so many messages today.

My diary is full for the month, so many meets planned.

My profile is spot on and I have so many women but so little time.

I love this place, well worth the subscription for the amount of pussy/cock I’ve been getting lately.

I got a meet within 5 mins of being here!

Danish x"

There was a guy who used to be on the forums. That was pretty much every thread he posted.. his ego went stratospheric

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By *lorious hole bs16Man
over a year ago

Bristol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm here to chat, not too bothered about sex.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On here with my wife’s full support.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a right cunt me!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I no what I'm looking for

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry mass deleted messages re send if interested

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm sorry. My cock is small. Bring a magnifying glass."

Mine says I’m hung like a hamster. And I have regularly suggested on the forum that they need a magnifying glass to find my cock. I even have a picture with a magnifying glass to assist in the search!

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

"I’ve had so many messages today.

My diary is full for the month, so many meets planned.

My profile is spot on and I have so many women but so little time.

I love this place, well worth the subscription for the amount of pussy/cock I’ve been getting lately.

I got a meet within 5 mins of being here!

Danish x

There was a guy who used to be on the forums. That was pretty much every thread he posted.. his ego went stratospheric "

Talking about me again?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve got a dad bod with a gut bought and paid for, if that’s not for you jog on lady!

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

Not genuine and completely unprofessional.

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By *rtraymondo76Man
over a year ago

Cheltenham

"I’ve had so many messages today.

My diary is full for the month, so many meets planned.

My profile is spot on and I have so many women but so little time.

I love this place, well worth the subscription for the amount of pussy/cock I’ve been getting lately.

I got a meet within 5 mins of being here!

Danish x

There was a guy who used to be on the forums. That was pretty much every thread he posted.. his ego went stratospheric "

Seem to remember seeing a guy who had them queuing around the block to get to him, and he was every woman's dream. Well so he said.

After having the piss taken unmercifully he seems to have given up. I wonder why?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

NOT a repeat/ heavy cummer. I cannot state this clearly enough, I Am NOT a repeat/ heavy cummer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Please, no dick pics, any messages containing a dick pic will be deleted

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Body toned like a party seven. Two pumps and a squirt and that’s yer lot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not genuine and completely unprofessional. "

Mine says both of those

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"NOT a repeat/ heavy cummer. I cannot state this clearly enough, I Am NOT a repeat/ heavy cummer."

Note to self - must add this too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm sorry"

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"Not genuine and completely unprofessional.

Mine says both of those

So it does

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In answer to how many views/messages

Messages: my inbox is full.

Danish x

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By *antasticMrFucksMan
over a year ago

Taunton

Please read profile !! No picture no reply

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

Had to bulk delete, sorry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im a size 14, lumps and bumps and a baby belly ,but curves In all the right places.

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

If you don't like curves jog on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looking for exceptional women.. If I like what I see i will message you back.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Squirting bbw

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just two pumps and a squirt here, then I’m off!!! Bye.

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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago

Catthorpe

Include so and so word to show you've read the profile

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

I’m choosey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m choosey"

My profile says I'm choosey...in fact mine almost says don't bother messaging me. Lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm as smart as a horse and hung like Einstein!

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

Not hot...on a hot or not thread

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

I'm really bi , but to get more birds I'm gonna say I'm straight

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"I’m choosey

My profile says I'm choosey...in fact mine almost says don't bother messaging me. Lol. "

Ha ha you made me look.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm as smart as a horse and hung like Einstein!

Hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To make sure you have read, put ......... as the subject header".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ve had so many messages today.

My diary is full for the month, so many meets planned.

My profile is spot on and I have so many women but so little time.

I love this place, well worth the subscription for the amount of pussy/cock I’ve been getting lately.

I got a meet within 5 mins of being here!

Danish x

There was a guy who used to be on the forums. That was pretty much every thread he posted.. his ego went stratospheric "

I know a couple of those from the forums I just laugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""To make sure you have read, put ......... as the subject header"."

Updated mine.

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By *G LanaTV/TS
over a year ago

Gosport

Look you lot will you all please stop reading my profile and then quoting sections out of context.

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By *read locMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

Bulk delete

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""To make sure you have read, put ......... as the subject header".

Updated mine.

Hahhahaa. Just seen your updated profile.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't message me unless you are attractive.

If you don't go to the gym I don't think we'll get on.

No-one under 6 foot please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""To make sure you have read, put ......... as the subject header".

Updated mine.

Hahhahaa. Just seen your updated profile.

My box will be full of knobs.

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

"I'm as smart as a horse and hung like Einstein!

Goes without saying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"just for laughs what sort of things women write but you'd never see a man write?

- No pussy pics

- No tit pics"

Check out the "not washing your hair" thread. That's were i have just demonstrated something i didn't think I'd write

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bulk delete "
did that yestetday was stacked out

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