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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

... for...

Keep it petty but don't be mean.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

People who drive the wrong way in one way car parks.

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By *irthandgirthMan
over a year ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

People who stand waiting at the reduced section in supermarkets for the prices to go down.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cats who chew new handbags.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Animal abusers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who don't say please or thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who take stuff from the reduced section just before the prices go down, then leave the car park the right way

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

Middle lane drivers. Particularly the ones who slow up as they arrive in your blind spot, thereby preventing you moving out to use the overtaking lane for its ONLY FUCKING PURPOSE!!!

Thanks, I feel much better now. Anyone FaF?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who put toilet rolls on the holder the wrong way round!

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

People who undertake and zigzag across the lanes (zigzaggers always undertake).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People who put toilet rolls on the holder the wrong way round!"

People who don’t change the empty ones.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who think it's acceptable to give me tetleys.

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

Selfish gits who park in blue badge spaces, without a blue badge.

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville


"People who think it's acceptable to give me tetleys. "

Yay!!!

Hello and welcome back!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

all arrogant policemen(thats most of them)...and I'm law abiding!

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

People who say "can i get?" Rather than "may i have?".

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By *irthandgirthMan
over a year ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

People who grab half the dumbbells in the gym, then sit at the bench on their bloody phone

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"People who think it's acceptable to give me tetleys. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who don’t pick up their dog poo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cyclists who don't obey the Highway Code..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who steal water bottles from changing rooms

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"People who say "can i get?" Rather than "may i have?"."

Along with the "I'm good" people when they mean "No, thank you".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who don’t put their weights away at the gym!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

politicians who say "what the public want is.......".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People who don’t put their weights away at the gym!! "

Fucking agreed!!!!!!

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Reading these, it sounds like the gym is that special place in Hell!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Reading these, it sounds like the gym is that special place in Hell!

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Best to be avoided

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Reading these, it sounds like the gym is that special place in Hell!

Best to be avoided "

It's full of Hellish people - with muscles.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The crowd of blokes who suddenly appear and follow a couple in a club making their way to a room!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who chew loudly!!

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville


"Middle lane drivers. Particularly the ones who slow up as they arrive in your blind spot, thereby preventing you moving out to use the overtaking lane for its ONLY FUCKING PURPOSE!!!

Thanks, I feel much better now. Anyone FaF?"

Yup - THIS!!!!

Without the FAF offer though, I'm sorted this weekend thanks

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By *r.BlondeMan
over a year ago

Chester/Wirral

Some deviants I know.

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville


"Some deviants I know. "

No names please!!

But I bet we would have fun comparing lists....

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By *r.BlondeMan
over a year ago

Chester/Wirral


"Some deviants I know.

No names please!!

But I bet we would have fun comparing lists.... "
I can pm you names

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

Dawdlers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Knobsters who try and get served before you at the bar even though they've seen you waiting and you've clocked them

Never happens though grab the barmaids/man's attention

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By *irthandgirthMan
over a year ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster


"People who don’t put their weights away at the gym!! "

This

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dawdlers"

Haven’t heard that word in years!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

people at the Checkout in supermarkets who wait till they're being served, move their shopping then decide to look for their card or cash

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury


"people at the Checkout in supermarkets who wait till they're being served, move their shopping then decide to look for their card or cash"

See above for "dawdlers".

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL


"Middle lane drivers. Particularly the ones who slow up as they arrive in your blind spot, thereby preventing you moving out to use the overtaking lane for its ONLY FUCKING PURPOSE!!!

Thanks, I feel much better now. Anyone FaF?"

Yes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OAPs / drivers that drive on roads that are say 60mph but think it’s better to drive at 30mph!!

Has it last night coming home. Clear road ahead but unable to overtake due to winding roads. Eventually got past and guess what.... then got another one who I followed for the next 5miles!!!

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows


"People who don’t put their weights away at the gym!!

This "

Seeing as we're doing gym

The arse who decided to take over the deadlift rack while I nipped to the loo between sets this morning.

Weights still on bar, all my bits next to rack.. Yeah of course I'd bloody finished!

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By *ames_dieselMan
over a year ago

London

‘Straight’ guys who ask if you fancy some fun...just say you’re gay/bi ffs!!!

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

People who stand on the left on the Tube escalators.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

3 abreast pram mums doing turtle speed all the way to school

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"3 abreast pram mums doing turtle speed all the way to school"

This has made me laugh!!!!!!!!!

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination


"The crowd of blokes who suddenly appear and follow a couple in a club making their way to a room!"

This is the second time in as many days that I've seen reference to this. Just curious, but is access to all areas available to everyone in UK clubs?? Over here single males aren't allowed access to play areas unless in the company of a couple or female. Play areas (both open and private) are in a completely separate part of Clubs and there's security on duty.

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By *.D.I.D.A.SMan
over a year ago

London/Essex... ish... Romford to be exact

Hate dawdlers. People who walk around whilst staring at their phones like gormless fuckwits dawdling like a snail. When I am able to catch a glimpse of what emergency situation is taking up their immediate attention, it is usually scrolling through Instagram, watching Bake Off, shopping on ASOS/Topshop or messaging someone with a sentence containing at a row of least 8 smilies. And when they have to stick their ticket through the barrier or touch to pay for the tube at the station they dawdle some more with their fucking Apple Pay. The final kick in the teeth comes when they walk diagonally as you try to overtake them on the street. I hope the hounds of Satan rip them to pieces.

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit


"The crowd of blokes who suddenly appear and follow a couple in a club making their way to a room!

This is the second time in as many days that I've seen reference to this. Just curious, but is access to all areas available to everyone in UK clubs?? Over here single males aren't allowed access to play areas unless in the company of a couple or female. Play areas (both open and private) are in a completely separate part of Clubs and there's security on duty. "

Some clubs have couples only areas - but they are usually distinctly separate from any other open play areas that are open to all - ditto things like hot tubs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The crowd of blokes who suddenly appear and follow a couple in a club making their way to a room!

This is the second time in as many days that I've seen reference to this. Just curious, but is access to all areas available to everyone in UK clubs?? Over here single males aren't allowed access to play areas unless in the company of a couple or female. Play areas (both open and private) are in a completely separate part of Clubs and there's security on duty. "

Depends on the club really. Mostly, they have full access unless there is a specified couples room.

However, most clubs also have nights solely for couples. If you go when single men are allowed, then you just have to accept it, and get the door closed sharpish!

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Inconsiderate, rude and opinionated people that refuse to acknowledge you may have a polar opposite opinion, and a reasoned one at that, would be at the top of my list

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who drink all the juice and leave empty bottle on the fridge.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The rude arseholes that don’t say thanks when you hold a door open for them or let them go first as your holding the door

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By *r.BlondeMan
over a year ago

Chester/Wirral


"The rude arseholes that don’t say thanks when you hold a door open for them or let them go first as your holding the door "
Feminist's then.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Hate dawdlers. People who walk around whilst staring at their phones like gormless fuckwits dawdling like a snail. When I am able to catch a glimpse of what emergency situation is taking up their immediate attention, it is usually scrolling through Instagram, watching Bake Off, shopping on ASOS/Topshop or messaging someone with a sentence containing at a row of least 8 smilies. And when they have to stick their ticket through the barrier or touch to pay for the tube at the station they dawdle some more with their fucking Apple Pay. The final kick in the teeth comes when they walk diagonally as you try to overtake them on the street. I hope the hounds of Satan rip them to pieces. "

As many as possible on this one. Satan's hounds after death, though.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"The rude arseholes that don’t say thanks when you hold a door open for them or let them go first as your holding the door Feminist's then. "

See the instructions at the top of the tread.

Signed,

A Feminist

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By *r.BlondeMan
over a year ago

Chester/Wirral


"The rude arseholes that don’t say thanks when you hold a door open for them or let them go first as your holding the door Feminist's then.

See the instructions at the top of the tread.

Signed,

A Feminist

"
Sorry, couldn't help myself.

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By *udith55TV/TS
over a year ago

Birmingham

Time to buy a motorbike.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Linked to the dawdlers... the people who just stop in the middle of a busy pavement. It's worse than a traffic jam.

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

People that have no concept of the idea of queues

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

People that buy 4 tickets for a gig intending to sell two of them for double their face value so they get to go for free

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"People that buy 4 tickets for a gig intending to sell two of them for double their face value so they get to go for free"

Hell visits some of them on Earth now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rocking chairs

Dolls

Polystyrene

Slugs

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Rocking chairs

Dolls

Polystyrene

Slugs

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Rocking chairs?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All supermarket trolleys should be in hell

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Liars.

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

People that drive at 40mph, no matter what the speed limit actually is.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Liars. "

Every type of lie?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People with dirty nails

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

people

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Liars.

Every type of lie?

"

Yup, 'fraid so.

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

People who brake everytime a car is coming towards them. ( on the other side of the road before you start ).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The woman I saw in Sainsburys car park who nearly ran over my partner and two children on a zebra crossing, drove the wrong way down the one way road and parked in a parent/child space. She had no children, just an entitled look on her smug face. How I wish I had Negan's "lucille"

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Liars.

Every type of lie?

Yup, 'fraid so. "

I take a slightly softer line and accept the kindness of some 'white' lies.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"The woman I saw in Sainsburys car park who nearly ran over my partner and two children on a zebra crossing, drove the wrong way down the one way road and parked in a parent/child space. She had no children, just an entitled look on her smug face. How I wish I had Negan's "lucille""

That's the sort of thing that started this thread.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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People who openly cough/sneeze everywhere as if deliberately trying to infect every possible surface with their germs and cause another plague.

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

People who tell other people that they're a vegan/ Jehovah witness/ remainer/ leaver/ whatever!..... you don't need to tell me! I, as well as everyone else you've ever met, can already tell that you're some kind of cunt!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People that drive at 40mph, no matter what the speed limit actually is. "

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury


"The woman I saw in Sainsburys car park who nearly ran over my partner and two children on a zebra crossing, drove the wrong way down the one way road and parked in a parent/child space. She had no children, just an entitled look on her smug face. How I wish I had Negan's "lucille""

She'll die alone. Her cats will eat her face.

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Liars.

Every type of lie?

Yup, 'fraid so.

I take a slightly softer line and accept the kindness of some 'white' lies.

"

It's very biblical - liars belong to the 'Father of Lies', they gradually sell their soul bit by bit until there is nothing of value left, you become a slave to that which you obey.

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over a year ago


"People who don’t pick up their dog poo "

They should be made to eat it.

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"People who don’t pick up their dog poo

They should be made to eat it. "

Haha!

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Liars.

Every type of lie?

Yup, 'fraid so.

I take a slightly softer line and accept the kindness of some 'white' lies.

It's very biblical - liars belong to the 'Father of Lies', they gradually sell their soul bit by bit until there is nothing of value left, you become a slave to that which you obey. "

I've met a few of those slaves.

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Liars.

Every type of lie?

Yup, 'fraid so.

I take a slightly softer line and accept the kindness of some 'white' lies.

It's very biblical - liars belong to the 'Father of Lies', they gradually sell their soul bit by bit until there is nothing of value left, you become a slave to that which you obey.

I've met a few of those slaves.

"

Yup, so disappointing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Rocking chairs

Dolls

Polystyrene

Slugs

Rocking chairs?"

They creep me out!

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

People brushing their hair on public transport.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People eating a curry in a departmental meeting.

I know someone who does this. Words fail me.

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By *.D.I.D.A.SMan
over a year ago

London/Essex... ish... Romford to be exact

People who clip their nails and just leave em wherever they fall.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

fabbers in stealth mode... Keeping my view count down

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

People who think parking in allocated parking bays is beneath them

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury


"People who think parking in allocated parking bays is beneath them "

Agreed! Nothing worse than seeing a disabled badge holder in a standard bay!

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

Disabled badge holders driving top end sports cars that even able-bodied people struggle to get in and out of!

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By *ondonGent83Man
over a year ago

Stratford

People who bump into someone they know at a supermarket and decide to have a good chin wag, with their trolleys blocking the whole aisle.

Nearly lost my shit in Tesco this morning.

On a bright note, the anger management classes seem to be working. ?? xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Disabled badge holders driving top end sports cars that even able-bodied people struggle to get in and out of!"

Not all disabilities are visible.

Have you actually seen that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

BMW and Audi drivers

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)


"People eating a curry in a departmental meeting.

I know someone who does this. Words fail me. "

Sounds like something I would do

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury


"Disabled badge holders driving top end sports cars that even able-bodied people struggle to get in and out of!

Not all disabilities are visible.

Have you actually seen that?

"

Yes,if so then they don't need the badge...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Disabled badge holders driving top end sports cars that even able-bodied people struggle to get in and out of!

Not all disabilities are visible.

Have you actually seen that?

Yes,if so then they don't need the badge..."

If they have an invisible disability they don't need help to get around?

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Disabled badge holders driving top end sports cars that even able-bodied people struggle to get in and out of!

Not all disabilities are visible.

Have you actually seen that?

Yes,if so then they don't need the badge..."

Mobility but fatigue when walking or carrying things?

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Single guy's

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.


"Single guy's "

not

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

People who bareback

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"People who grab half the dumbbells in the gym, then sit at the bench on their bloody phone"

That is annoying

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Time wasters

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury


"Disabled badge holders driving top end sports cars that even able-bodied people struggle to get in and out of!

Not all disabilities are visible.

Have you actually seen that?

Yes,if so then they don't need the badge...

Mobility but fatigue when walking or carrying things?

"

Sounds like me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The crowd of blokes who suddenly appear and follow a couple in a club making their way to a room!

This is the second time in as many days that I've seen reference to this. Just curious, but is access to all areas available to everyone in UK clubs?? Over here single males aren't allowed access to play areas unless in the company of a couple or female. Play areas (both open and private) are in a completely separate part of Clubs and there's security on duty. "

In our club there is a couples only room.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"People who bareback "

Someone has to.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People who bareback "

All bareback? I mean we have been together 18 years and trying for a baby. Hard to do that with a condom on.

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.


"People who bareback

Someone has to.

"

Get behind thee Satan!

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"People who bareback

Someone has to.

Get behind thee Satan!"

I don't do anal.

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By * bi 2Couple
over a year ago

Birmingham

Margaret Thatcher and Tony Blair and George Bush

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury


"Disabled badge holders driving top end sports cars that even able-bodied people struggle to get in and out of!

Not all disabilities are visible.

Have you actually seen that?

Yes,if so then they don't need the badge...

If they have an invisible disability they don't need help to get around? "

Ah yes! That reminds me! I work with a guy who has a blue badge in his mx5 for his autism! he even takes it on track days! Sadly autism is the least of his worries.

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

BREXIT

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"BREXIT"

Read the instructions at the top of the thread!

You're going to Hell.

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.


"BREXIT

Read the instructions at the top of the thread!

You're going to Hell.

"

Ok

People with over specific instructions on a thread opener.

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

People who don't read, or understand the OP.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Those that park in the disabled or with kids bays at the supermarket but aren’t or don’t !

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.


"People who don't read, or understand the OP."

Ok sorry jeeze I was only trying to be sarcastic

Ok

What about golfers.

Bastard's

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

The woman in the green feathers on the tena lady advert.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"The woman in the green feathers on the tena lady advert. "

Yes!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People with dirty nails"

people with dirty hammers

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury


"People who don't read, or understand the OP.

Ok sorry jeeze I was only trying to be sarcastic

Ok

What about golfers.

Bastard's"

I was only teasing. I'll be in Fareham at 1900 by the way.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Disabled badge holders driving top end sports cars that even able-bodied people struggle to get in and out of!"

The motobility car is a choice, you either take the money for the mobility component or you have the car instead.

High spec vehicles do require big upfront deposits so they’re higher the spec the car is the more deposit they would have to pay.

The woman I look after can’t even drive anymore due to her multiple sclerosis but she has the mobility car and her husband drives it and even I’ve been put on her insurance before when I’ve taken them on holiday. It’s an Audi q3 which is up for renewal this year. The lady I look after wouksvrathwe have a shitty clapped out car and no MS than have a fancy car with her condition.

The guy you make reference to with autism that has an MX-5 and a blue badge, he’d have to have been awarded the highest rate mobility to qualify fora motorbility car, not sure if blue badge rules but fuck just let them have and enjoy their car, I’m sure they’d swap whatever it is that entitles them to these ‘freebies’ given the choice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would rather* that was meant to be.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

smug "comedians' on cruise ships who say 'this is the life' in ads,when sone of us wonder how we'll pay the next electric bill increase(capped my foot!)

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By *irthandgirthMan
over a year ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

People who decide they have forgotten half the shopping just after they have loaded everything onto the checkout.

Or those people who leave their partner to do the checkout, while they go for a nosey for something else, knowing the person left at the checkout (usually the male partner of the couple) has no methods of payment, any bags, or any idea of the very specific method she has for packing the food.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People who take stuff from the reduced section just before the prices go down, then leave the car park the right way "

The worst ones are those that block off the section so you can get in from either side. Have seen some women use theirs kids as barricades.

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch


"... for...

Keep it petty but don't be mean.

"

For Gods

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll save you a seat....

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Men who block me when I send my face picture.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Disabled badge holders driving top end sports cars that even able-bodied people struggle to get in and out of!

The motobility car is a choice, you either take the money for the mobility component or you have the car instead.

High spec vehicles do require big upfront deposits so they’re higher the spec the car is the more deposit they would have to pay.

The woman I look after can’t even drive anymore due to her multiple sclerosis but she has the mobility car and her husband drives it and even I’ve been put on her insurance before when I’ve taken them on holiday. It’s an Audi q3 which is up for renewal this year. The lady I look after wouksvrathwe have a shitty clapped out car and no MS than have a fancy car with her condition.

The guy you make reference to with autism that has an MX-5 and a blue badge, he’d have to have been awarded the highest rate mobility to qualify fora motorbility car, not sure if blue badge rules but fuck just let them have and enjoy their car, I’m sure they’d swap whatever it is that entitles them to these ‘freebies’ given the choice. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

professional beggars ("spare some change" brigade) who spoil it for kind people who want to give to genuinely homeless people.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Those men who refer to their female partner as 'me bird'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Those that encourage school children to sing

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Now that Bussy's here I can say this and know I have an ally...

People who insist you will like the gravy they have slathered across your food.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone who doesn't set the TV or radio volume to an even number

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who use the word "shenanigans".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Now that Bussy's here I can say this and know I have an ally...

People who insist you will like the gravy they have slathered across your food. "

I was just getting round to that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Animal abusers "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cyclists who don't obey the Highway Code.."

Drivers who don't obey the Highway Code

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Those that encourage school children to sing "

I'll have you know I was a wonderful member of my school choir. I even got myself a grade 4 Distinction pass singing exam with the London College of Music.

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By *oodnitegirlWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire


"Knobsters who try and get served before you at the bar even though they've seen you waiting and you've clocked them

Never happens though grab the barmaids/man's attention "

I had this discussion today in Wetherspoons.

People who stand at the bar also and don’t make it obvious to the bar maid that they don’t need serving

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By *an_LexaCouple
over a year ago

Sunderland

People who get off an escalator then just stop

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By *oodnitegirlWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

People who cross on a red man when someone is trying to teach a small child to await green.

People who leave stuff all over the table in McDonald’s. Selfish.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Those that encourage school children to sing

I'll have you know I was a wonderful member of my school choir. I even got myself a grade 4 Distinction pass singing exam with the London College of Music."

it's like nails down a blackboard or cutlery scratching a plate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We have concurred after much research that if the people who really believe they will go to heaven do - we would much rather be somewhere else - so therefore - a special place in hell for us

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I thought this thread was about a sex club in Hull

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I thought this thread was about a sex club in Hull"

The two sound some similar in certain accents...

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"I thought this thread was about a sex club in Hull"

Not sure any of them are 'special' ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People in general. Like he said: Les autres c’est l’enfer!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Trolls and people who hold a grudge.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Knobsters who try and get served before you at the bar even though they've seen you waiting and you've clocked them

Never happens though grab the barmaids/man's attention

I had this discussion today in Wetherspoons.

People who stand at the bar also and don’t make it obvious to the bar maid that they don’t need serving "

I usually wave something 6 inches long with a purple head that normally grabs her attention goodnite x

A twenty pound note

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People on the forums who write cryptic comments and leave us guessing.

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By *r.BlondeMan
over a year ago

Chester/Wirral


"People on the forums who write cryptic comments and leave us guessing."
Guilty as charged.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People on the forums who write cryptic comments and leave us guessing."

Hahaha love this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Places/people who only accept credit or debit cards and look at me like I'm from another planet when I offer them cash.

Arrogant people, automated phone lines, premium rate telephone numbers and cyclists who hog the road.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People on the forums who write cryptic comments and leave us guessing. Guilty as charged. "

People who have very cryptic status updates....

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By *r.BlondeMan
over a year ago

Chester/Wirral


"People on the forums who write cryptic comments and leave us guessing. Guilty as charged.

People who have very cryptic status updates.... "
If you wanna know just ask. I'm singing like a canary.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People who get off an escalator then just stop "

These people definitely deserve a place in hell- along with people that wear backpacks on crowded public transport

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Robbie Williams & his plaatic wife.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Robbie Williams & his plaatic wife. "

Plastic even.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This mornings new addition ... Dogs that want a pee when I want to stay in bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This mornings new addition ... Dogs that want a pee when I want to stay in bed "

Cats that sleep all day like cute kittens then become a herd of marauding beasties at night!

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By *inkySeeKinkyDoWoman
over a year ago

'tween PontyCarlo & CasVegas in West Yorks

Work toilet and microwave tourists who use facilities on a different floor so they dont stink out their own

People who take a dump but leave their mess down the inside of the pot for someone else to deal with

Militant vegans who do nothing but talk about being vegans and damn you for being otherwise

Flies

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

People who stress about the ‘next customer’ bar when loading up groceries to pay.

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

People who stop me from getting off or out of lifts, buses and trains in their worry that they won’t get on.

People, you can’t get on until I’ve got off so move the fuck away!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London


"Hate dawdlers. People who walk around whilst staring at their phones like gormless fuckwits dawdling like a snail. When I am able to catch a glimpse of what emergency situation is taking up their immediate attention, it is usually scrolling through Instagram, watching Bake Off, shopping on ASOS/Topshop or messaging someone with a sentence containing at a row of least 8 smilies. And when they have to stick their ticket through the barrier or touch to pay for the tube at the station they dawdle some more with their fucking Apple Pay. The final kick in the teeth comes when they walk diagonally as you try to overtake them on the street. I hope the hounds of Satan rip them to pieces. "

People who barge into me whilst I’m hugging a wall to check my phone or waiting for something.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"BMW and Audi drivers "

Sorry but you forgot Mercedes drivers.

Oh and Bicyclists - No road tax, No Insurance, No MOT and No form of Driving Licence or Road test and yet they get specialist lanes the rest of us paying road users have to pay for and if no specialist lane we now have to give them a minimum of 1.5 metres of space if we overtake them or risk a £100 fine and 3 points, and yet they can go past me so close they set off my proximity alarm on the car. Not to mention ignoring every other rule in the highway code especially red lights and zebra crossings!

Ok, Rant over.

Oops Sorry forgot Vegans, and If you are Both...Arrrgggghhhh!!!!

Now Rant is over, that feels much better.

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By *irthandgirthMan
over a year ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

Women who have the attributes of a toilet plunger.

They just keep on bringing up old shit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This mornings new addition ... Dogs that want a pee when I want to stay in bed "

I'll second that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Women who have the attributes of a toilet plunger.

They just keep on bringing up old shit."

Is it good shit though? and see my comment above.

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By *irthandgirthMan
over a year ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster


"Women who have the attributes of a toilet plunger.

They just keep on bringing up old shit.

Is it good shit though? and see my comment above."

Nah. They are bitter and have nothing better to do than try and needle and point score. It's quite sad really. The sooner it is laid to rest the better.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Women who have the attributes of a toilet plunger.

They just keep on bringing up old shit.

Is it good shit though? and see my comment above.

Nah. They are bitter and have nothing better to do than try and needle and point score. It's quite sad really. The sooner it is laid to rest the better."

To be fair, women don't have a monopoly on this

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