FabSwingers.com mobile

Join us FREE, we're FREE to use

Web's largest swingers site since 2006.

Already registered?
Login here

Back to forum list
Back to The Lounge

I am the best looking guy on fab

Jump to newest
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Change my mind

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *arex2Couple
over a year ago

Bradford

You go on believin' son.

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *winger212Woman
over a year ago

Live in spain

Well if i could see then at least I might have an opinion. Microscopes are not available

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *onygirlieWoman
over a year ago

Leicestershire

No

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville


"Change my mind "

Click bait!

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Change my mind

Click bait! "

Nope, I just have the perfect vision, so good, some could say I'm clairvoyant!

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

...if you say so...

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope

I am

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Change my mind "
I am

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nope

I am"

No she’s not...I am

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville


"Nope

I am"

You so are...

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *.D.I.D.A.SMan
over a year ago

London/Essex... ish... Romford to be exact

Yeah probably. I'm a solid top 5 though.

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

You people are nowhere near as good looking as I am, I can spot a plane from a mile away!

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I don't mind if a woman wants to sit on my face though

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

Don’t stop believing, hold onto that feeling

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *alking HeadMan
over a year ago

Bolton


"Change my mind "

You fell out of the ugly tree.

You hit every branch on the way down with your face.

You landed on your face.

Then someone carried on beating you with the branches that you had snapped off during your fall.

What do I win?

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *hickennchipsWoman
over a year ago

up above the streets and houses


"Yeah probably. I'm a solid top 5 though. "

Quack quack

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

The best looking man has not arrived to the thread as yet.

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you have binoculars or is it natural talent?

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *.D.I.D.A.SMan
over a year ago

London/Essex... ish... Romford to be exact


"Yeah probably. I'm a solid top 5 though.

Quack quack "
Thanks for the support babe. Your support shall be rewarded.

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Yes you are in your own mind.

Sadly you're far too many miles away for me actually find out!

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"The best looking man has not arrived to the thread as yet."

yes I did

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Do you have binoculars or is it natural talent? "

It's natural, I'm not only the best looking but also the most gifted

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do you have binoculars or is it natural talent?

It's natural, I'm not only the best looking but also the most gifted "

According to your mother... and mums know best

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

I can't tell if your joking or not

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


"The best looking man has not arrived to the thread as yet.

yes I did "

The best looking man has not arrived to the thread as yet.

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I can't tell if your joking or not "

Erm hello! Just look at me and you'll know the answer

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *hickennchipsWoman
over a year ago

up above the streets and houses


"Yeah probably. I'm a solid top 5 though.

Quack quack Thanks for the support babe. Your support shall be rewarded. "

Quality street to kick off the bed please, nothing else will do

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only cos im now off the market

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The best looking man has not arrived to the thread as yet."
he has now

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *r.BlondeMan
over a year ago

Chester/Wirral


"Change my mind "
Steven Crowder fan too.

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *adeiteWoman
over a year ago

Stafford

You do you boo boo.

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Change my mind Steven Crowder fan too. "

Nah, the guy is a total prick

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *r.BlondeMan
over a year ago

Chester/Wirral


"Change my mind Steven Crowder fan too.

Nah, the guy is a total prick"
You're using his tagline though.

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think I need a better look, my eyes wasn’t what they used to be.

Danish x

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Change my mind Steven Crowder fan too.

Nah, the guy is a total prick You're using his tagline though."

Are the words a trademark property?

If so saying 'build a wall' regardless of context means I'm a Trump fan

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *r.BlondeMan
over a year ago

Chester/Wirral


"Change my mind Steven Crowder fan too.

Nah, the guy is a total prick You're using his tagline though.

Are the words a trademark property?

If so saying 'build a wall' regardless of context means I'm a Trump fan"
True just first thing i thought of.

I'm a Trump fan. Crowder is sharp though, he would be about as popular as me on here though with these liberals.

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Change my mind Steven Crowder fan too.

Nah, the guy is a total prick You're using his tagline though.

Are the words a trademark property?

If so saying 'build a wall' regardless of context means I'm a Trump fan True just first thing i thought of.

I'm a Trump fan. Crowder is sharp though, he would be about as popular as me on here though with these liberals. "

Sharp is in spends weeks to prepare for a debate of his choosing and contests random people who made no prior preparation.

Most of the time even his 'studies' and 'researches' aren't referenced.

The guy is a clever joke at best.

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Keeo on dreaming lads

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *r.BlondeMan
over a year ago

Chester/Wirral


"Change my mind Steven Crowder fan too.

Nah, the guy is a total prick You're using his tagline though.

Are the words a trademark property?

If so saying 'build a wall' regardless of context means I'm a Trump fan True just first thing i thought of.

I'm a Trump fan. Crowder is sharp though, he would be about as popular as me on here though with these liberals.

Sharp is in spends weeks to prepare for a debate of his choosing and contests random people who made no prior preparation.

Most of the time even his 'studies' and 'researches' aren't referenced.

The guy is a clever joke at best."
Nah, he destroys them all with cold, hard evidence.

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't think your the best looking guy here...that crown belongs to your sister

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Change my mind Steven Crowder fan too.

Nah, the guy is a total prick You're using his tagline though.

Are the words a trademark property?

If so saying 'build a wall' regardless of context means I'm a Trump fan True just first thing i thought of.

I'm a Trump fan. Crowder is sharp though, he would be about as popular as me on here though with these liberals.

Sharp is in spends weeks to prepare for a debate of his choosing and contests random people who made no prior preparation.

Most of the time even his 'studies' and 'researches' aren't referenced.

The guy is a clever joke at best. Nah, he destroys them all with cold, hard evidence. "

Whatever makes you sleep at night mate.

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I don't think your the best looking guy here...that crown belongs to your sister "

Do you mind not bringing my family into a light hearted thread?

Thanks

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *hickennchipsWoman
over a year ago

up above the streets and houses


"Change my mind "

Average at best

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *olexMan
over a year ago

Hull

Fake news

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *r.BlondeMan
over a year ago

Chester/Wirral


"Change my mind Steven Crowder fan too.

Nah, the guy is a total prick You're using his tagline though.

Are the words a trademark property?

If so saying 'build a wall' regardless of context means I'm a Trump fan True just first thing i thought of.

I'm a Trump fan. Crowder is sharp though, he would be about as popular as me on here though with these liberals.

Sharp is in spends weeks to prepare for a debate of his choosing and contests random people who made no prior preparation.

Most of the time even his 'studies' and 'researches' aren't referenced.

The guy is a clever joke at best. Nah, he destroys them all with cold, hard evidence.

Whatever makes you sleep at night mate."
I sleep like a log. Some people on here I don't know how they sleep.

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You’re a solid Top 10 contender

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have one word for you.

Lib.

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yep..you are

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't see your pic's to judge

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

No need to get sour in PM's folks, just deal with the facts

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No need to get sour in PM's folks, just deal with the facts "
im not i already won

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have one word for you.

Lib."

Oh yeah how could I forget about lushious Lib..

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have one word for you.

Lib.

Oh yeah how could I forget about lushious Lib.. "

It's the big cock isn't it

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

I have the long range vision of a fighter pilot according to the nice lady in Specsavers. So I reckon I'm a contender

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You got your vowels in guy mixed up

*giggles*

P

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have one word for you.

Lib.

Oh yeah how could I forget about lushious Lib..

It's the big cock isn't it "

Actually it’s the brown puppy dog eyes and flowing locks.

I’ve never noticed his huge perfectly formed cock....

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have one word for you.

Lib.

Oh yeah how could I forget about lushious Lib.. "

Game over.

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Great thread. Top tier. Top tier indeed.

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have one word for you.

Lib.

Oh yeah how could I forget about lushious Lib..

It's the big cock isn't it

Actually it’s the brown puppy dog eyes and flowing locks.

I’ve never noticed his huge perfectly formed cock.... "

He has a cock?

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have one word for you.

Lib.

Oh yeah how could I forget about lushious Lib..

It's the big cock isn't it

Actually it’s the brown puppy dog eyes and flowing locks.

I’ve never noticed his huge perfectly formed cock.... "

I have brown eyes too .

I make up in the trousers department with my great sense of humor

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Congratulations.

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have one word for you.

Lib.

Oh yeah how could I forget about lushious Lib..

It's the big cock isn't it

Actually it’s the brown puppy dog eyes and flowing locks.

I’ve never noticed his huge perfectly formed cock....

I have brown eyes too .

I make up in the trousers department with my great sense of humor "

You’ll have to remind me of all your assets again....

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence of course.

With something so subjective, it seems extremely unlikely - especially when so many of us require attractiveness that's beyond a superficial level.

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have one word for you.

Lib.

Oh yeah how could I forget about lushious Lib..

It's the big cock isn't it

Actually it’s the brown puppy dog eyes and flowing locks.

I’ve never noticed his huge perfectly formed cock....

I have brown eyes too .

I make up in the trousers department with my great sense of humor

You’ll have to remind me of all your assets again...."

Great sense of humor

Intelligent

Funny

Fit

Understanding

Good listener

Have awesome thighs

And most importantly I'm very modest

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central


"Change my mind

Click bait!

Nope, I just have the perfect vision, so good, some could say I'm clairvoyant!"

Psychic abilities are also devoid of evidence

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have one word for you.

Lib.

Oh yeah how could I forget about lushious Lib..

It's the big cock isn't it

Actually it’s the brown puppy dog eyes and flowing locks.

I’ve never noticed his huge perfectly formed cock....

I have brown eyes too .

I make up in the trousers department with my great sense of humor

You’ll have to remind me of all your assets again....

Great sense of humor

Intelligent

Funny

Fit

Understanding

Good listener

Have awesome thighs

And most importantly I'm very modest "

Are you moving to England?

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have one word for you.

Lib.

Oh yeah how could I forget about lushious Lib..

It's the big cock isn't it

Actually it’s the brown puppy dog eyes and flowing locks.

I’ve never noticed his huge perfectly formed cock....

I have brown eyes too .

I make up in the trousers department with my great sense of humor

You’ll have to remind me of all your assets again....

Great sense of humor

Intelligent

Funny

Fit

Understanding

Good listener

Have awesome thighs

And most importantly I'm very modest

Are you moving to England?"

Not until summer I'm afraid

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have one word for you.

Lib.

Oh yeah how could I forget about lushious Lib..

It's the big cock isn't it

Actually it’s the brown puppy dog eyes and flowing locks.

I’ve never noticed his huge perfectly formed cock....

I have brown eyes too .

I make up in the trousers department with my great sense of humor

You’ll have to remind me of all your assets again....

Great sense of humor

Intelligent

Funny

Fit

Understanding

Good listener

Have awesome thighs

And most importantly I'm very modest "

I meant visually remind me

Yes I am that shallow!

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *rShinyKnickersMan
over a year ago

BARRY

NO...I'M SPARTACUS....

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have one word for you.

Lib.

Oh yeah how could I forget about lushious Lib..

It's the big cock isn't it

Actually it’s the brown puppy dog eyes and flowing locks.

I’ve never noticed his huge perfectly formed cock....

I have brown eyes too .

I make up in the trousers department with my great sense of humor

You’ll have to remind me of all your assets again....

Great sense of humor

Intelligent

Funny

Fit

Understanding

Good listener

Have awesome thighs

And most importantly I'm very modest

I meant visually remind me

Yes I am that shallow!"

Just say you want nudes, it's not that hard! Or maybe it is

Sent you a perving invitation.

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have one word for you.

Lib.

Oh yeah how could I forget about lushious Lib..

It's the big cock isn't it

Actually it’s the brown puppy dog eyes and flowing locks.

I’ve never noticed his huge perfectly formed cock....

I have brown eyes too .

I make up in the trousers department with my great sense of humor

You’ll have to remind me of all your assets again....

Great sense of humor

Intelligent

Funny

Fit

Understanding

Good listener

Have awesome thighs

And most importantly I'm very modest

Are you moving to England?

Not until summer I'm afraid"

I can wait

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"NO...I'M SPARTACUS...."

You get my vote for best face pics

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *bwlookingforfunWoman
over a year ago

crawley

Way too much Lucifer in your life. Do you have sexy accent too?

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have one word for you.

Lib.

Oh yeah how could I forget about lushious Lib..

It's the big cock isn't it

Actually it’s the brown puppy dog eyes and flowing locks.

I’ve never noticed his huge perfectly formed cock....

I have brown eyes too .

I make up in the trousers department with my great sense of humor

You’ll have to remind me of all your assets again....

Great sense of humor

Intelligent

Funny

Fit

Understanding

Good listener

Have awesome thighs

And most importantly I'm very modest

I meant visually remind me

Yes I am that shallow!

Just say you want nudes, it's not that hard! Or maybe it is

Sent you a perving invitation."

Going to bed with a smile on my face now

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Way too much Lucifer in your life. Do you have sexy accent too? "

Slavic, the sexiest accent there is

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have one word for you.

Lib.

Oh yeah how could I forget about lushious Lib..

It's the big cock isn't it

Actually it’s the brown puppy dog eyes and flowing locks.

I’ve never noticed his huge perfectly formed cock....

I have brown eyes too .

I make up in the trousers department with my great sense of humor

You’ll have to remind me of all your assets again....

Great sense of humor

Intelligent

Funny

Fit

Understanding

Good listener

Have awesome thighs

And most importantly I'm very modest

I meant visually remind me

Yes I am that shallow!

Just say you want nudes, it's not that hard! Or maybe it is

Sent you a perving invitation.

Going to bed with a smile on my face now "

Shower glass boobies

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *antasticMrFucksMan
over a year ago

Taunton

I'm Spartacus haha

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *rShinyKnickersMan
over a year ago

BARRY


"NO...I'M SPARTACUS....

You get my vote for best face pics "

I'm..in-bread...

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have one word for you.

Lib.

Oh yeah how could I forget about lushious Lib..

It's the big cock isn't it

Actually it’s the brown puppy dog eyes and flowing locks.

I’ve never noticed his huge perfectly formed cock....

I have brown eyes too .

I make up in the trousers department with my great sense of humor

You’ll have to remind me of all your assets again....

Great sense of humor

Intelligent

Funny

Fit

Understanding

Good listener

Have awesome thighs

And most importantly I'm very modest

I meant visually remind me

Yes I am that shallow!

Just say you want nudes, it's not that hard! Or maybe it is

Sent you a perving invitation.

Going to bed with a smile on my face now

Shower glass boobies "

Hahaha I forgot about that photo....

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Attraction is in the eye of the beholder so in your mirror I’d say yes

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *den-Valley-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Cumbria


"Change my mind "

Your good looking guy but to much mussel she prefer more athletic than bodybuilder..

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You definitely are !

You are the one who made me fuck men's asses in hope that one day I'll fill yours with my hot french spunk X

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You definitely are !

You are the one who made me fuck men's asses in hope that one day I'll fill yours with my hot french spunk X "

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Meh.

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith


"Nope

I am

No she’s not...I am "

Gorgeous arse!

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith


"Change my mind "

I’ll confirm you are the best looking guy you can see in your mirror

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *adame 2SwordsWoman
over a year ago

Victoria, London

Delusioned and probably a flat-earther!!! and we all know you can't argue with that!

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish


"Yeah probably. I'm a solid top 5 though. "

Well you look great from what I can see!

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You definitely are !

You are the one who made me fuck men's asses in hope that one day I'll fill yours with my hot french spunk X

"

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You definitely are !

You are the one who made me fuck men's asses in hope that one day I'll fill yours with my hot french spunk X

"

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You definitely are !

You are the one who made me fuck men's asses in hope that one day I'll fill yours with my hot french spunk X

"

this good fucking plans everyone

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You definitely are !

You are the one who made me fuck men's asses in hope that one day I'll fill yours with my hot french spunk X

"

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You definitely are !

You are the one who made me fuck men's asses in hope that one day I'll fill yours with my hot french spunk X

this good fucking plans everyone "

Excellent laughing emojis everyone!

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You definitely are !

You are the one who made me fuck men's asses in hope that one day I'll fill yours with my hot french spunk X

"
no its

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You definitely are !

You are the one who made me fuck men's asses in hope that one day I'll fill yours with my hot french spunk X "

I'm top baby, you'll have to turn around and take it from me

I promise to not be gentle!

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


" "

You’re second, after ThingTwo.

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm Sparticus!!

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

..

I’ve never actually seen your face. I do like your thighs though and Mr Monkeys. He has great thighs as well

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

You’re second, after ThingTwo. "

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The best looking at what?

I'm the best at looking at the pack of cookeis sat infront of me so you sure as hell aint 'best looking at cookies'

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *eliWoman
over a year ago

.


"

You’re second, after ThingTwo. "

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Change my mind

Click bait!

Nope, I just have the perfect vision, so good, some could say I'm clairvoyant!"

Nice to meet you Clair

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That one thing that I don’t like about fab , guys who think there IT, weather its a great body , nice tan , great tattoos or a big cock , so what

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’ve never actually seen your face. I do like your thighs though and Mr Monkeys. He has great thighs as well "

I feel insulted, we've exchanged face pics, clearly my mug was best to be forgotten

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

You’re second, after ThingTwo. "

What about Ed?

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Change my mind "

It's definitely me.

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"

You’re second, after ThingTwo.

What about Ed?"

I’ve always time for Ed.

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

..


"I’ve never actually seen your face. I do like your thighs though and Mr Monkeys. He has great thighs as well

I feel insulted, we've exchanged face pics, clearly my mug was best to be forgotten "

Was that the one with the cheesecake? Men are so unrealistic on here. How am I supposed to remember you when there’s cheesecake?

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *abrielle247Couple (FF)
over a year ago

PDI Gran Canaria

Perhaps you have cycloptics of the optics.

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’ve never actually seen your face. I do like your thighs though and Mr Monkeys. He has great thighs as well

I feel insulted, we've exchanged face pics, clearly my mug was best to be forgotten

Was that the one with the cheesecake? Men are so unrealistic on here. How am I supposed to remember you when there’s cheesecake? "

Yet you women seem to remember what one thing we did wrong 5 years ago and hold a grudge for it

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

..


"I’ve never actually seen your face. I do like your thighs though and Mr Monkeys. He has great thighs as well

I feel insulted, we've exchanged face pics, clearly my mug was best to be forgotten

Was that the one with the cheesecake? Men are so unrealistic on here. How am I supposed to remember you when there’s cheesecake?

Yet you women seem to remember what one thing we did wrong 5 years ago and hold a grudge for it "

that is so true

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So many UNLOS users here

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But......you're not even ginger op?

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So many UNLOS users here "

They obviously couldn't compete with you op

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The bullshit that comes out from my mouth sometimes

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

Anyone told Gorgeous Lad 123 about this???

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

I have it on good authority that Cuntsnuffling24/7 is the most handsome male specimen on fab' sorry OP...

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Change my mind "
you're 25 a lot of the older women will love your arrogance

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone told Gorgeous Lad 123 about this???

"

can't wait for him to see that

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Change my mind you're 25 a lot of the older women will love your arrogance "

You call it arogance, I call it fact

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

U can be il still be the best fuck in the universe

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton


"Change my mind "

Has anyone answered the question on your profile with "a 26 year old?"

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Change my mind you're 25 a lot of the older women will love your arrogance

You call it arogance, I call it fact "
lol hey you'll do well here

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Change my mind you're 25 a lot of the older women will love your arrogance

You call it arogance, I call it fact "

We just think you’re a bad wanker that’s all

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You've got an over bite and weird top lips... 7/10 would scrutinise a blurry photo again

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"Anyone told Gorgeous Lad 123 about this???

can't wait for him to see that "

There might be an online fight with like “BIFF” and *POW!!!* and “Zoink...”

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Change my mind you're 25 a lot of the older women will love your arrogance

You call it arogance, I call it fact lol hey you'll do well here "

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Change my mind you're 25 a lot of the older women will love your arrogance

You call it arogance, I call it fact lol hey you'll do well here "
not as well as you of course

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

There is so much salt on this thread I might start an export company

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *uffnmuffCouple
over a year ago

London

That's one way to get lots of people to look at your profile.

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There is so much salt on this thread I might start an export company "
exporting mirrors or vanity units?

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"There is so much salt on this thread I might start an export company exporting mirrors or vanity units? "
Salty tears, crushed hopes and dreams of bad looking guys

The profit will go to funding them a pair of glasses

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There is so much salt on this thread I might start an export company exporting mirrors or vanity units? Salty tears, crushed hopes and dreams of bad looking guys

The profit will go to funding them a pair of glasses "
shudda gone to specsavers

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *oncupiscence73Woman
over a year ago

South


"I can't tell if your joking or not "

Me neither .... have to assume he is as nope

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I can't tell if your joking or not

Me neither .... have to assume he is as nope "

5/13th post down should explain it, but people don't read the entire threads

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can't tell if your joking or not

Me neither .... have to assume he is as nope "
I messaged can't believe you deleted me took me 15 minutes to type that message with one finger

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere


"So many UNLOS users here "

God did you really just bump your own thread??

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That's one way to get lots of people to look at your profile. "
Wow and yes I did I'm not as good looking as the Op it seems and I'm not as young but if you're the woman you're stunning

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So many UNLOS users here "

This isn't even subtle

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So many UNLOS users here

This isn't even subtle "

I don't think there is a subtle way of bumping such thread, have to go balls deep confident ...and hope for the best

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pretending you care about the Unlos mob is one way of doing it I guess. Personally I'd have got straight to the point with "yep, I'd still do me"

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton


"Pretending you care about the Unlos mob is one way of doing it I guess. Personally I'd have got straight to the point with "yep, I'd still do me" "

I would have probably said "oooh look, a RED squirrel" or "oooh look a RED fox" or "oooh look a RED stoat"... something along those lines anyway.

#britishfurryanimalsareRED

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Pretending you care about the Unlos mob is one way of doing it I guess. Personally I'd have got straight to the point with "yep, I'd still do me" "

I am a bit curious as to who they were though, I know one was Kaitlyn

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pretending you care about the Unlos mob is one way of doing it I guess. Personally I'd have got straight to the point with "yep, I'd still do me"

I would have probably said "oooh look, a RED squirrel" or "oooh look a RED fox" or "oooh look a RED stoat"... something along those lines anyway.

#britishfurryanimalsareRED"

Stoats are SOOOOOO not red!

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pretending you care about the Unlos mob is one way of doing it I guess. Personally I'd have got straight to the point with "yep, I'd still do me"

I am a bit curious as to who they were though, I know one was Kaitlyn "

Xperia and Saffron

Tame

Don't know of any others.

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton


"Pretending you care about the Unlos mob is one way of doing it I guess. Personally I'd have got straight to the point with "yep, I'd still do me"

I would have probably said "oooh look, a RED squirrel" or "oooh look a RED fox" or "oooh look a RED stoat"... something along those lines anyway.

#britishfurryanimalsareRED

Stoats are SOOOOOO not red! "

"The stoat is a small Mustelid, so is related to the weasel and otter. It has an orange body, black-tipped tail and distinctive bounding gait. Spot it on grassland, heaths and in woodlands across the UK." - Wildlife Trust

Now yes it says "orange" but we both know, don't we Nell... we KNOW that in this instance Red means Orange and vice-versa, after all we say " a red squirrel" but its orange.....

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pretending you care about the Unlos mob is one way of doing it I guess. Personally I'd have got straight to the point with "yep, I'd still do me"

I would have probably said "oooh look, a RED squirrel" or "oooh look a RED fox" or "oooh look a RED stoat"... something along those lines anyway.

#britishfurryanimalsareRED

Stoats are SOOOOOO not red!

"The stoat is a small Mustelid, so is related to the weasel and otter. It has an orange body, black-tipped tail and distinctive bounding gait. Spot it on grassland, heaths and in woodlands across the UK." - Wildlife Trust

Now yes it says "orange" but we both know, don't we Nell... we KNOW that in this instance Red means Orange and vice-versa, after all we say " a red squirrel" but its orange....."

From t'interwobble:

stoat

/st??t/

noun

a small carnivorous mammal of the weasel family which has chestnut fur with white underparts and a black-tipped tail. It is native to both Eurasia and North America and in northern areas the coat turns white in winter.

Chesnut ie brown.

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton


"Pretending you care about the Unlos mob is one way of doing it I guess. Personally I'd have got straight to the point with "yep, I'd still do me"

I would have probably said "oooh look, a RED squirrel" or "oooh look a RED fox" or "oooh look a RED stoat"... something along those lines anyway.

#britishfurryanimalsareRED

Stoats are SOOOOOO not red!

"The stoat is a small Mustelid, so is related to the weasel and otter. It has an orange body, black-tipped tail and distinctive bounding gait. Spot it on grassland, heaths and in woodlands across the UK." - Wildlife Trust

Now yes it says "orange" but we both know, don't we Nell... we KNOW that in this instance Red means Orange and vice-versa, after all we say " a red squirrel" but its orange.....

From t'interwobble:

stoat

/st??t/

noun

a small carnivorous mammal of the weasel family which has chestnut fur with white underparts and a black-tipped tail. It is native to both Eurasia and North America and in northern areas the coat turns white in winter.

Chesnut ie brown. "

My description was from the blood wildlife trust, you can't gainsay the wildlife trust in favour of wikipedia woman, that's obvious madness. Quite frankly I am appalled by the lengths you will go to in an effort to win a heated debate... I will go to the foot of our stairs.

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pretending you care about the Unlos mob is one way of doing it I guess. Personally I'd have got straight to the point with "yep, I'd still do me"

I would have probably said "oooh look, a RED squirrel" or "oooh look a RED fox" or "oooh look a RED stoat"... something along those lines anyway.

#britishfurryanimalsareRED

Stoats are SOOOOOO not red!

"The stoat is a small Mustelid, so is related to the weasel and otter. It has an orange body, black-tipped tail and distinctive bounding gait. Spot it on grassland, heaths and in woodlands across the UK." - Wildlife Trust

Now yes it says "orange" but we both know, don't we Nell... we KNOW that in this instance Red means Orange and vice-versa, after all we say " a red squirrel" but its orange.....

From t'interwobble:

stoat

/st??t/

noun

a small carnivorous mammal of the weasel family which has chestnut fur with white underparts and a black-tipped tail. It is native to both Eurasia and North America and in northern areas the coat turns white in winter.

Chesnut ie brown.

My description was from the blood wildlife trust, you can't gainsay the wildlife trust in favour of wikipedia woman, that's obvious madness. Quite frankly I am appalled by the lengths you will go to in an effort to win a heated debate... I will go to the foot of our stairs."

Our stairs? Perchance you confuse me with someone else?

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Change my mind "

You’re alright

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A list of animals of the British Isles that are NOT red:

Badger

Field vole

Water vole

Rat

Black Rat

Barn Owl

Tawney Owl

Little Owl

Long Eared Owl

Short Eared Owl

Pine Marten

Pole Cat

Scottish Wild Cat

My cat

Next door neighbours Border Collie

Those cows over there.....

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton


"Pretending you care about the Unlos mob is one way of doing it I guess. Personally I'd have got straight to the point with "yep, I'd still do me"

I would have probably said "oooh look, a RED squirrel" or "oooh look a RED fox" or "oooh look a RED stoat"... something along those lines anyway.

#britishfurryanimalsareRED

Stoats are SOOOOOO not red!

"The stoat is a small Mustelid, so is related to the weasel and otter. It has an orange body, black-tipped tail and distinctive bounding gait. Spot it on grassland, heaths and in woodlands across the UK." - Wildlife Trust

Now yes it says "orange" but we both know, don't we Nell... we KNOW that in this instance Red means Orange and vice-versa, after all we say " a red squirrel" but its orange.....

From t'interwobble:

stoat

/st??t/

noun

a small carnivorous mammal of the weasel family which has chestnut fur with white underparts and a black-tipped tail. It is native to both Eurasia and North America and in northern areas the coat turns white in winter.

Chesnut ie brown.

My description was from the blood wildlife trust, you can't gainsay the wildlife trust in favour of wikipedia woman, that's obvious madness. Quite frankly I am appalled by the lengths you will go to in an effort to win a heated debate... I will go to the foot of our stairs.

Our stairs? Perchance you confuse me with someone else?

"

I can longer converse with you in this thread, your inability to see that I am right in this instance has lead me to conclude that you are highly unlikely to exist and are therefore a figment of my imagination. And I apologise, I forgot you live in a bungalow, an imaginary one where the colour red does obviously not exist... hurumph!

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton


"A list of animals of the British Isles that are NOT red:

Badger

Field vole

Water vole

Rat

Black Rat

Barn Owl

Tawney Owl

Little Owl

Long Eared Owl

Short Eared Owl

Pine Marten

Pole Cat

Scottish Wild Cat

My cat

Next door neighbours Border Collie

Those cows over there.....

"

All made up animals lalalalanotlisteningorreadinglalalalala

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mole

Shrew

Andrex puppy

Crow

Jackdaw

Sparrow

Heron

Woodlice....

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Change my mind "

Delusion is in the eye of the beholder...lol

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton


"Mole

Shrew

Andrex puppy

Crow

Jackdaw

Sparrow

Heron

Woodlice....

"

Red Panda... I rest my case, thank you

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mole

Shrew

Andrex puppy

Crow

Jackdaw

Sparrow

Heron

Woodlice....

Red Panda... I rest my case, thank you "

Why isn't there a raised eyebrow emoji on here?

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton


"Mole

Shrew

Andrex puppy

Crow

Jackdaw

Sparrow

Heron

Woodlice....

Red Panda... I rest my case, thank you

Why isn't there a raised eyebrow emoji on here? "
Rookie

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mole

Shrew

Andrex puppy

Crow

Jackdaw

Sparrow

Heron

Woodlice....

Red Panda... I rest my case, thank you

Why isn't there a raised eyebrow emoji on here? Rookie "

No, that's a 'WTF!' face. I need a withering yet superior raised eyebrow of contempt. Its far more low key than

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 04/07/19 21:42:29]

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"[Removed by poster at 04/07/19 21:42:29]"

Doesn't work

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton


"Mole

Shrew

Andrex puppy

Crow

Jackdaw

Sparrow

Heron

Woodlice....

Red Panda... I rest my case, thank you

Why isn't there a raised eyebrow emoji on here? Rookie

No, that's a 'WTF!' face. I need a withering yet superior raised eyebrow of contempt. Its far more low key than "

Just send me a face-pic, your "resting bitch face" makes me hard and I can photoshop your hair red

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mole

Shrew

Andrex puppy

Crow

Jackdaw

Sparrow

Heron

Woodlice....

Red Panda... I rest my case, thank you

Why isn't there a raised eyebrow emoji on here? Rookie

No, that's a 'WTF!' face. I need a withering yet superior raised eyebrow of contempt. Its far more low key than

Just send me a face-pic, your "resting bitch face" makes me hard and I can photoshop your hair red"

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton


"Mole

Shrew

Andrex puppy

Crow

Jackdaw

Sparrow

Heron

Woodlice....

Red Panda... I rest my case, thank you

Why isn't there a raised eyebrow emoji on here? Rookie

No, that's a 'WTF!' face. I need a withering yet superior raised eyebrow of contempt. Its far more low key than

Just send me a face-pic, your "resting bitch face" makes me hard and I can photoshop your hair red

"

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wow !!! I’d definitely give you 1 ...... out of 10

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton


"Mole

Shrew

Andrex puppy

Crow

Jackdaw

Sparrow

Heron

Woodlice....

Red Panda... I rest my case, thank you

Why isn't there a raised eyebrow emoji on here? Rookie

No, that's a 'WTF!' face. I need a withering yet superior raised eyebrow of contempt. Its far more low key than

Just send me a face-pic, your "resting bitch face" makes me hard and I can photoshop your hair red

"

Don't deny that the thought of you proudly sliding up and down the full length of my shaft and sighing in a way only you can do, isn't something that you yearn for. You accepted my plum and by doing so you have committed yourself to me and in time you will acknowledge the universal truth that all small furry animals in the UK have red fur...

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So many UNLOS users here

This isn't even subtle

I don't think there is a subtle way of bumping such thread, have to go balls deep confident ...and hope for the best "

If you were confident, surely you’d not be trying to role play lucifer Morningstar though?

Posted from my tamagotchi whilst dressed as Pikachu.

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mole

Shrew

Andrex puppy

Crow

Jackdaw

Sparrow

Heron

Woodlice....

Red Panda... I rest my case, thank you

Why isn't there a raised eyebrow emoji on here? Rookie

No, that's a 'WTF!' face. I need a withering yet superior raised eyebrow of contempt. Its far more low key than

Just send me a face-pic, your "resting bitch face" makes me hard and I can photoshop your hair red

Don't deny that the thought of you proudly sliding up and down the full length of my shaft and sighing in a way only you can do, isn't something that you yearn for. You accepted my plum and by doing so you have committed yourself to me and in time you will acknowledge the universal truth that all small furry animals in the UK have red fur..."

I have never, nor will I ever, got jiggy with a man who believes all small furry animals in the UK have red fur. Your plum went on the compost heap, untasted.....

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Come on 5 more posts

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Come on 5 more posts"

Hush man! Don't give the game away

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So many UNLOS users here

This isn't even subtle

I don't think there is a subtle way of bumping such thread, have to go balls deep confident ...and hope for the best

If you were confident, surely you’d not be trying to role play lucifer Morningstar though?

Posted from my tamagotchi whilst dressed as Pikachu. "

Your smug face is an inspiration, Jeremy Clarkson would be proud

P.S. I'm really envious, like honestly

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton


"Mole

Shrew

Andrex puppy

Crow

Jackdaw

Sparrow

Heron

Woodlice....

Red Panda... I rest my case, thank you

Why isn't there a raised eyebrow emoji on here? Rookie

No, that's a 'WTF!' face. I need a withering yet superior raised eyebrow of contempt. Its far more low key than

Just send me a face-pic, your "resting bitch face" makes me hard and I can photoshop your hair red

Don't deny that the thought of you proudly sliding up and down the full length of my shaft and sighing in a way only you can do, isn't something that you yearn for. You accepted my plum and by doing so you have committed yourself to me and in time you will acknowledge the universal truth that all small furry animals in the UK have red fur...

I have never, nor will I ever, got jiggy with a man who believes all small furry animals in the UK have red fur. Your plum went on the compost heap, untasted....."

Where it will take root and provide you with plums for an eternity, your constant denial of our love and commitment does not do you justice, I apologise for rejecting your sexual advances, but there was a steam train at the station and I needed that number

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh that's the game?

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
back to top