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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Mine was committing to going down on a girl that hadn't washed her vagina in several days. Made her cum twice. Also learned the art of breathing through my mouth rather than my nose

Could have just stopped - but I'm not a quitter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You absolute trooper!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I tried to put a man off by not washing my fanny for several days but he was down there for ages anyway.

I got bored and faked a couple of orgasms as I think he was having an asthma attack with how heavy he was breathing through his mouth.

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By *ed PetalCouple
over a year ago

Kent

"I tried to put a man off by not washing my fanny for several days but he was down there for ages anyway.

I got bored and faked a couple of orgasms as I think he was having an asthma attack with how heavy he was breathing through his mouth.

Haha haha haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Probably my conception... for all concerned

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mine was committing to going down on a girl that hadn't washed her vagina in several days. Made her cum twice. Also learned the art of breathing through my mouth rather than my nose

Could have just stopped - but I'm not a quitter

Please tell me this is a joke

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Probably my conception... for all concerned"

Fuck.. that's dark

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When the bag accidentally came off my head and I saw the look of horror on his face.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mine was committing to going down on a girl that hadn't washed her vagina in several days. Made her cum twice. Also learned the art of breathing through my mouth rather than my nose

Could have just stopped - but I'm not a quitter

Please tell me this is a joke

If only

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When her father walked into the room ... She didn't notice him but I kept fucking her .... "You alright mate? Want to join in?" .....

Possibly the most stupid thing I've said not knowing it was her father. ......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mine was committing to going down on a girl that hadn't washed her vagina in several days. Made her cum twice. Also learned the art of breathing through my mouth rather than my nose

Could have just stopped - but I'm not a quitter

Please tell me this is a joke

If only

Did you enjoy it?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"When her father walked into the room ... She didn't notice him but I kept fucking her .... "You alright mate? Want to join in?" .....

Possibly the most stupid thing I've said not knowing it was her father. ......"

We'll.. did he join in?

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By *yrdsisWoman
over a year ago

Gleam Street

The stitches I had to get from an ex who thought that non planned anal would be a lovely surprise for me...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mine was committing to going down on a girl that hadn't washed her vagina in several days. Made her cum twice. Also learned the art of breathing through my mouth rather than my nose

Could have just stopped - but I'm not a quitter

Please tell me this is a joke

If only

Did you enjoy it?"

Short answer - No

Gave me mild PTSD

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mine was committing to going down on a girl that hadn't washed her vagina in several days. Made her cum twice. Also learned the art of breathing through my mouth rather than my nose

Could have just stopped - but I'm not a quitter

Please tell me this is a joke

If only

Did you enjoy it?

Short answer - No

Gave me mild PTSD"

Then why did you do it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When her father walked into the room ... She didn't notice him but I kept fucking her .... "You alright mate? Want to join in?" .....

Possibly the most stupid thing I've said not knowing it was her father. ......

We'll.. did he join in?

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.... He watched.

..... Then I never heard from her again haha.

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

"Mine was committing to going down on a girl that hadn't washed her vagina in several days. Made her cum twice. Also learned the art of breathing through my mouth rather than my nose

Could have just stopped - but I'm not a quitter

Please tell me this is a joke

If only

Did you enjoy it?

Short answer - No

Gave me mild PTSD

Then why did you do it?"

Desperation

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh dear oh dear...lol...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mine was committing to going down on a girl that hadn't washed her vagina in several days. Made her cum twice. Also learned the art of breathing through my mouth rather than my nose

Could have just stopped - but I'm not a quitter

Please tell me this is a joke

If only

Did you enjoy it?

Short answer - No

Gave me mild PTSD

Then why did you do it?

Desperation"

Partly true.

Also the fact that I was young and was a 'people pleaser'.

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By *randMrsTeaseCouple
over a year ago

Durham

"When her father walked into the room ... She didn't notice him but I kept fucking her .... "You alright mate? Want to join in?" .....

Possibly the most stupid thing I've said not knowing it was her father. ......

We'll.. did he join in?

.... He watched.

..... Then I never heard from her again haha."

So she didn't hear her father walking into the room...

Didn't bother to ask who you were talking to...

Didn't hear her father replying...

Her father was happy to stand there watching you shag his daughter...

Oh kay... Cool story bro

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

A woman who insisted I fist her up to my elbow then pissed all over my face.

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By *winger212Woman
over a year ago

Live in spain

A Fab meet in UK. He came as he was climbing onto the bed. From saying hi at the hotel door to him leaving was 3 minutes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I met a virgin on fab 2 years ago. He was 26. Didn't tell me beforehand he never had sex.

Never again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A woman who insisted I fist her up to my elbow then pissed all over my face."

I need to put this out there, sorry if it’s been said before, but fucking hell you look a lot like house (Hugh Laurie) in your profile pic!!

As you were

Danish! X

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"When her father walked into the room ... She didn't notice him but I kept fucking her .... "You alright mate? Want to join in?" .....

Possibly the most stupid thing I've said not knowing it was her father. ......

We'll.. did he join in?

.... He watched.

..... Then I never heard from her again haha."

When did you find out he was her father ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fucking a woman in the woods whilst facetiming her husband.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When her father walked into the room ... She didn't notice him but I kept fucking her .... "You alright mate? Want to join in?" .....

Possibly the most stupid thing I've said not knowing it was her father. ......

We'll.. did he join in?

.... He watched.

..... Then I never heard from her again haha.

When did you find out he was her father ?"

I am wondering this! Was it mid thrust and she said ‘hi dad’..at which point did this hypothetical shag did you think it was weird

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fucking a woman in the woods whilst facetiming her husband..... "

Sticks and brambles etc, not the facetiming....

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

"A woman who insisted I fist her up to my elbow then pissed all over my face.

I need to put this out there, sorry if it’s been said before, but fucking hell you look a lot like house (Hugh Laurie) in your profile pic!!

As you were

Danish! X"

It's not been said before to the best of my knowledge! Would have preferred if you said a young Hugh Laurie but I'll take it

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"When her father walked into the room ... She didn't notice him but I kept fucking her .... "You alright mate? Want to join in?" .....

Possibly the most stupid thing I've said not knowing it was her father. ......

We'll.. did he join in?

.... He watched.

..... Then I never heard from her again haha."
bit sick even in fantasyland

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A woman who insisted I fist her up to my elbow then pissed all over my face."

Do you still have her contact details per chance?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The stitches I had to get from an ex who thought that non planned anal would be a lovely surprise for me..."

That made my arse cheeks nip up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It was a long time ago and he had pink hair. Least said about that night the better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When her father walked into the room ... She didn't notice him but I kept fucking her .... "You alright mate? Want to join in?" .....

Possibly the most stupid thing I've said not knowing it was her father. ......

We'll.. did he join in?

.... He watched.

..... Then I never heard from her again haha."

I don’t know if you’re aware of this but sometimes when you say things it comes across as creepy.

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By *irthandgirthMan
over a year ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

Lady I met got her period as we started having sex. Absolute bloodbath. Cleaned up, tried anal. Her prep work hadn't been great so I ended up with crap all over me and her. On her sofa. Luckily there were towels handy..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When her father walked into the room ... She didn't notice him but I kept fucking her .... "You alright mate? Want to join in?" .....

Possibly the most stupid thing I've said not knowing it was her father. ......

We'll.. did he join in?

.... He watched.

..... Then I never heard from her again haha.

When did you find out he was her father ?

I am wondering this! Was it mid thrust and she said ‘hi dad’..at which point did this hypothetical shag did you think it was weird

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it got awkward after a few minutes had to stop .... Asked her who then had to leave.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When her father walked into the room ... She didn't notice him but I kept fucking her .... "You alright mate? Want to join in?" .....

Possibly the most stupid thing I've said not knowing it was her father. ......

We'll.. did he join in?

.... He watched.

..... Then I never heard from her again haha.

When did you find out he was her father ?

I am wondering this! Was it mid thrust and she said ‘hi dad’..at which point did this hypothetical shag did you think it was weird

it got awkward after a few minutes had to stop .... Asked her who then had to leave."

Where did it happen, in her house I’m assuming for her father to be there.

1) a normal father wouldn’t walk into an adult daughters room without knocking.

2) she’d be aware of people in the house and someone walking in the room.

3) you wouldn’t just ask someone to join in especially as anyone in this girls house would more likely be a relation.

Just so many other reasons as well. You omit something from the way you converse and it makes me feel uneasy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When her father walked into the room ... She didn't notice him but I kept fucking her .... "You alright mate? Want to join in?" .....

Possibly the most stupid thing I've said not knowing it was her father. ......

We'll.. did he join in?

.... He watched.

..... Then I never heard from her again haha."

Seriously?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The stitches I had to get from an ex who thought that non planned anal would be a lovely surprise for me..."

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By *uscious_Lady1Woman
over a year ago

Norwich

"A woman who insisted I fist her up to my elbow then pissed all over my face."

Yeah... sorry about that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When her father walked into the room ... She didn't notice him but I kept fucking her .... "You alright mate? Want to join in?" .....

Possibly the most stupid thing I've said not knowing it was her father. ......

We'll.. did he join in?

.... He watched.

..... Then I never heard from her again haha.

When did you find out he was her father ?

I am wondering this! Was it mid thrust and she said ‘hi dad’..at which point did this hypothetical shag did you think it was weird

it got awkward after a few minutes had to stop .... Asked her who then had to leave.

Where did it happen, in her house I’m assuming for her father to be there.

1) a normal father wouldn’t walk into an adult daughters room without knocking.

2) she’d be aware of people in the house and someone walking in the room.

3) you wouldn’t just ask someone to join in especially as anyone in this girls house would more likely be a relation.

Just so many other reasons as well. You omit something from the way you converse and it makes me feel uneasy.

Turns out he’s her brother

Doughnut

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By *eal_curves_is_backWoman
over a year ago

London

"When her father walked into the room ... She didn't notice him but I kept fucking her .... "You alright mate? Want to join in?" .....

Possibly the most stupid thing I've said not knowing it was her father. ......"

Please, please tell us Atlas2019 is a work of fiction and you really are a decent human being!!! It is hard to believe anyone could be so intent on coming across the way you do.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah it does sound a little creepy..... But I've never really had the best experiences just something odd always seems to happen ......

I've only ever had 3 sexual partners in my living spanning across 6 years....

First girl at 20 .... It was a d*unk mess at a cousins party.... We had a few lasses over for it .... Ended up getting it off in the cousins bedroom which did not feel right... Seen her again a few weeks later she didn't tell me she was on her period ... Half way through intercourse there was blood everywhere.

Second girl pretty much a d*unken party again first time with her and second attempt a few month later .... The father story I mentioned.

Then for about 6 years nothing ... Until last September I met a French girl .. we saw each for 3 months and every weekend we'd had sex..... She was the one i Found out I could last 6 hours in bed and introduced me to role play .....figured I'm a switch and can play both well but she said I'm better dominant.

That's pretty much all I have to tell.

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"Lady I met got her period as we started having sex. Absolute bloodbath. Cleaned up, tried anal. Her prep work hadn't been great so I ended up with crap all over me and her. On her sofa. Luckily there were towels handy.."

Could've been worse. Could've been your sofa.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A woman who insisted I fist her up to my elbow then pissed all over my face.

I need to put this out there, sorry if it’s been said before, but fucking hell you look a lot like house (Hugh Laurie) in your profile pic!!

As you were

Danish! X

It's not been said before to the best of my knowledge! Would have preferred if you said a young Hugh Laurie but I'll take it

Nooooo he’s bloody fit!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was on a mini bus home from night club guy behind me was on about fucking some classy bird out the back of car park the bus stopped and door open which interior light came on his face was red as tho he was fighting you can guess the rest lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A Fab meet in UK. He came as he was climbing onto the bed. From saying hi at the hotel door to him leaving was 3 minutes"

3 mins ?? i would have had time for a cigarette too lol x

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Yeah it does sound a little creepy..... But I've never really had the best experiences just something odd always seems to happen ......

I've only ever had 3 sexual partners in my living spanning across 6 years....

Second girl pretty much a d*unken party again first time with her and second attempt a few month later .... The father story I mentioned.

That's pretty much all I have to tell."
"a little creepy" couldnt sound worse if you tried

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yeah it does sound a little creepy..... But I've never really had the best experiences just something odd always seems to happen ......

I've only ever had 3 sexual partners in my living spanning across 6 years....

Second girl pretty much a d*unken party again first time with her and second attempt a few month later .... The father story I mentioned.

That's pretty much all I have to tell."

SIX hours

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

It was kind of more funny than completely sexual, but one of my first meets with somebody who literally lived only 5 minutes walk away, and was younger than half my age. It was the first time that we had met.

We had had a drink them were in his flat when suddenly unannounced, his mother walked in. I had to run into the kitchen. And he had to make sure she didn't walk in there, and I had to stay there quietly until he could could get her to pop to the shop for him so I could escape.

Being so local, although this wasn't her home, it is likely she still would have recognised me and it would have been extremely awkward.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Was on a mini bus home from night club guy behind me was on about fucking some classy bird out the back of car park the bus stopped and door open which interior light came on his face was red as tho he was fighting you can guess the rest lol"

I couldn’t possibly guess the rest cos I don’t understand the first part

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Met a woman off here years ago. Was having a great time pounding her silly when the door bell rang and lots of banging on the front door.

The police turned up and arrested her for GBH.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I went to pick this guy up in morning but a short skirt, blouse and suspenders etc, I was bricking it the whole time that I didn’t break down. Thankfully I got back to my place, then I saw him. My twelve year old son walking back from the park with his friends, of course it’s the rare occasions he actually wanted to talk to me (for the record he didn’t live with me but that’s another story) so I sat in the car with bloody pig tales, high heels on trying to make small talk with him, all the while the man I picked up was trying not to piss himself laughing. I could have honestly died that day. I gave him some money and went on his merry way, needless to say I learnt my lesson that day. I was mortified.

Danish x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I went to pick this guy up in morning but a short skirt, blouse and suspenders etc, I was bricking it the whole time that I didn’t break down. Thankfully I got back to my place, then I saw him. My twelve year old son walking back from the park with his friends, of course it’s the rare occasions he actually wanted to talk to me (for the record he didn’t live with me but that’s another story) so I sat in the car with bloody pig tales, high heels on trying to make small talk with him, all the while the man I picked up was trying not to piss himself laughing. I could have honestly died that day. I gave him some money and went on his merry way, needless to say I learnt my lesson that day. I was mortified.

Danish x"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just love how a certain someone keeps having a dig at me nearly every thread I participated in.

It's like she's purposely trying to make me feel like a worthless being.... It's just not phasing me whatsoever.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"I just love how a certain someone keeps having a dig at me nearly every thread I participated in.

It's like she's purposely trying to make me feel like a worthless being.... It's just not phasing me whatsoever."
well youve done yourself no favours on this thread thats for sure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't get why though... There's alot worse things out there even more creepy.... This is mild to some of it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When her father walked into the room ... She didn't notice him but I kept fucking her .... "You alright mate? Want to join in?" .....

Possibly the most stupid thing I've said not knowing it was her father. ......

We'll.. did he join in?

.... He watched.

..... Then I never heard from her again haha."

Hmm this actually happened to a friend of mine.

Except it her mother that came in and he just winked at her while he was fucking her doggy. So I was told she was too embarrassed to say anything.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Don't get why though... There's alot worse things out there even more creepy.... This is mild to some of it.

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you dont get why a father watching his daughter get fucked is creepy and you just carrying on not knowing who it was

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

This is an odd thread.

I wouldn't post about my worst sexual experience here because the forum rules don't allow for it. And even if they did, it's not nice to discuss and serves little purpose to relive.

I suspect it was always going to go downhill.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being woken to my cock being bitten by a girl id never met

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Girl at uni starts crying mid sex. Says she thinks it will ruin our friendship.. we stopped.. it did ruin the friendship ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When her father walked into the room ... She didn't notice him but I kept fucking her .... "You alright mate? Want to join in?" .....

Possibly the most stupid thing I've said not knowing it was her father. ......

We'll.. did he join in?

.... He watched.

..... Then I never heard from her again haha.

When did you find out he was her father ?

I am wondering this! Was it mid thrust and she said ‘hi dad’..at which point did this hypothetical shag did you think it was weird

it got awkward after a few minutes had to stop .... Asked her who then had to leave.

Where did it happen, in her house I’m assuming for her father to be there.

1) a normal father wouldn’t walk into an adult daughters room without knocking.

2) she’d be aware of people in the house and someone walking in the room.

3) you wouldn’t just ask someone to join in especially as anyone in this girls house would more likely be a relation.

Just so many other reasons as well. You omit something from the way you converse and it makes me feel uneasy. Agreed

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By *eal_curves_is_backWoman
over a year ago

London

"I just love how a certain someone keeps having a dig at me nearly every thread I participated in.

It's like she's purposely trying to make me feel like a worthless being.... It's just not phasing me whatsoever."

All the certain someone has to go on is written word. Written by none other than you. If you read what you wrote but if it were written by someone else, you would have formed a not very flattering opinion of the author.

Again, that certain someone is used to dealing with decent people and thinks the picture you are drawing of your character is very unflattering and a bit too bad to be true.

Apologies to the real you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Snapped my banjo...

. Funny now though thinking back

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Snapped my banjo...

. Funny now though thinking back"
oh dear

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By *oolsGoldxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

"I tried to put a man off by not washing my fanny for several days but he was down there for ages anyway.

I got bored and faked a couple of orgasms as I think he was having an asthma attack with how heavy he was breathing through his mouth.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Snapped my banjo...

. Funny now though thinking backoh dear

Haha... All I Could think of was, what do I tell them at the hospital. Panic is not the word lol

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By *randMrsTeaseCouple
over a year ago

Durham

"Yeah it does sound a little creepy..... But I've never really had the best experiences just something odd always seems to happen ......

I've only ever had 3 sexual partners in my living spanning across 6 years....

Second girl pretty much a d*unken party again first time with her and second attempt a few month later .... The father story I mentioned.

That's pretty much all I have to tell."

I can last 6 hours in bed as well, though I prefer to get around 7.5 hours sleep rather than 6.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Snapped my banjo...

. Funny now though thinking backoh dear

Haha... All I Could think of was, what do I tell them at the hospital. Panic is not the word lol"
I've heard that it eventually happens to every male..... That's not true is it? Because if it is true I hope it snaps sooner than later not looking forward to it.

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