FabSwingers.com forum: Change the movie

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Think of a movie title and change its description to something drastically different from the actual plot.

For example:

The James Bond movie Octopussy is actually a tale about a woman with 8 vaginas and her struggle with her 8 baby daddies. Should she ditch them all to search for a man with 8 penises and will she ever find love again?

Moonraker is actually a 20 minute short, a silent black and white movie in which the main character literally rakes the moon to try to smooth the craters out. It stars Jim Carey and is pretty much just a collage of facial expressions as he trys not to float off into space.

Point Break is a harrowing story of a man and woman in love, who decide to try anal for the first time and end up in casualty. Their snap decision for backdoor fun culminating in a painful race against time to save his Johnson and their relationship.

They don't have to be about Bond movie's or sex either lol pick whatever movie you like, might be a laugh

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

No.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No."

Cool

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"No.

Cool"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Liar Liar;a house of commons documentary.

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"Think of a movie title and change its description to something drastically different from the actual plot.

For example:

They don't have to be about Bond movie's or sex either lol pick whatever movie you like, might be a laugh

This actually made me laugh OP

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"No.

Cool"
But I do love you x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Liar Liar;a house of commons documentary."

Very good mate

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Think of a movie title and change its description to something drastically different from the actual plot.

For example:

They don't have to be about Bond movie's or sex either lol pick whatever movie you like, might be a laugh

This actually made me laugh OP"

That's good to hear lol I look forward to your movie choice

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

Men in Black-

A moving documentary that follows a group of undertakers through the sombre but ultimately life affirming work that they do on a daily basis

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No.

CoolBut I do love you x"

Back atcha hey

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Men in Black-

A moving documentary that follows a group of undertakers through the sombre but ultimately life affirming work that they do on a daily basis"

Brilliant! That's the sort of thing I want and that's a lethal choice lol

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"No.

CoolBut I do love you x

Back atcha hey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wayne's World. A film about the extinction of Neanderthal man

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

Withnail and I

An introduction to the wonderful world of carpentry and woodcraft as a hobby

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

Grease - a fascinating documentary about grease and all its uses, from culinary to mechanical.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One flew over the cuckoos nest about a lovely little bird fly home to its nest

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

X-men-

A comedy about a group of men who after being ditched by their spouses find friendship and camaraderie through their break up stories

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some like it hot- a documentary on takeaway curries

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some like it hot- a documentary on takeaway curries"

Lol...

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

KES,the kid eating snake. A true story about the sculpture of a hollow wooden snake, that was situated in the shopping centre in St Helens, Merseyside in the job 80's. This was placed opposite Woolies, M&S, Presto, and was about kids having fun , by climbing through the various separate leggings as they climbed the steps into its mouth and crawled all the way through the wooden tubes.

I did go on it, until I was too tall.

Anyone else remember it?

Hissssssss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She's gotta have it.- a film about a prime minister who wants her own way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bridge over the river Kwai... a film about a game of cards played over a river

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

The Devil (in angels body) wears prada. My weekend wife in stupidly expensive clothes and shoes, then takes them off again...phwoar!

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

James and the Giant Peach - the adventures of one horned up young man named James, on his round the world search for the biggest arse he can find.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The magnificent seven.- a film about Snow Whites lovers

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

"The magnificent seven.- a film about Snow Whites lovers"

Dirty Harry, all about an older man with bad personal hygiene who watched a lot of porn, also a member of hookup and swinging sites in his spare time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tears of the Sun - A film about a group of Ginger Holiday makers who forget to pack Sun cream

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Frozen - The true story of a happy couples separation over a dinner that was never cooked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kelly’s heroes.

The heart warming true to life story of the fireman that saved miss lebrocks pet seagull “Steven” from a house fire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Star wars . Kim kardashian kicks fook out off britney spears

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By *unniebee1970Woman
over a year ago

The Hive

Saturday Night Fever. A tale of Bert the thermometer and his wet flannel friend steve...out on a .....Saturday Night?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A documentary on our prime minister and her hobby of slight of hand magic ....the matrix

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Predator

An alien being on a weekend camping holiday comes a cropper when he is hunted down by rouge mercenaries.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blade runner - A comedy horror about the life of Oscar pistorius

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The odd couple-

a documentary on Charles and Camilla

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Tootsie. Fergus and her for sucking fella.

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By *.D.I.D.A.SMan
over a year ago

London/Essex... ish... Romford to be exact

Trainspotting. A guy goes to a train station and does some trainspotting then goes home.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jaws: a man (or woman) goes to the dentist and has a teeth clean and polish.

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

The life of Brian-

A biopic of Brian O'Driscoll the former Lions and Ireland captain

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Blade runner - A comedy horror about the life of Oscar pistorius "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good Will Hunting - The other 3 from the Inbetweeners are all Zombies and pursue Will to eat his brain

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By *arahBaby123Woman
over a year ago

WORCESTER

Dawn of the Plant of the Apes. ...the tale of Dawn, the lesser known ape.

Les Miserables.....story of Les and his gloomy demeanour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Silence of the lambs.

A group of lambs have a sponsored silence to raise money for Age Concern

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The last house on the left. -a documentary on Jeremy Corbin's current home

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Notebook

A feature length documentary about how IT geeks resolve problems.

Indecent Proposal

Theresa May goes to europe and gets rejected

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

From here to eternity....an in depth film on Brexit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

10.

A film about how many inches blokes think they have.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dead pool. A dark thriller about a tranquil swimming pool by day but stay in there past 5pm and you will be lucky to get out, no one knows what happens to anybody that dares to stay past 5pm but rest assured they never come back.

Danish x

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By *antasticMrFucksMan
over a year ago

Taunton

The story of a handicapped boy, who's mother and siblings were brutally murdered in front of their home.

On his first day of school, he is abducted by a masked man and is held prisoner in a dentist's office.

The story chronicles his father's journey to find him and his attempts at escape...

...as portrayed by animated fish.

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By *andonmessMan
over a year ago

A world all of his own

John Wick - a biopic about a man's love of candles that ends in tragedy and a burning inferno. But that's another story.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Men in black about two guys that work at wall Street and find out there betting against each other

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sex Lives of the Potato Men - character from Toy Story ventures into the world of adult cinema.

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Silence Of The Lambs - an animated children's film about a group of sheep living at an open farm who refuse to go "baa" until the farmer agrees to their demands to remain unshorn even if the hairs do get stuck between their teeth.

Schindlers List - It started out as just a normal day for Hank Schindler when his wife sent him to the supermarket for the groceries, watch his life unravel in comedic fashion as he tries to get every last item on her list and navigate his way through the nightmare of the self-service tills and unexpected items in his bagging area before the store closes.

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By *andonmessMan
over a year ago

A world all of his own

Star Wars - a blood thirsty snuff movie that pits old film and tv stars against each other in a fight to the death, using only their bare hands and some chopsticks. Only one can survive, who will it be?!

Come on, we'd all live to watch that film

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By *.D.I.D.A.SMan
over a year ago

London/Essex... ish... Romford to be exact

The Last Days on Mars... Ben Sanderson, a Hollywood screenwriter who has lost everything because of his Mars bar addiction, arrives in Las Vegas to gorge himself to death. There, he meets and forms an uneasy friendship and non-interference pact with prostitute Sera.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Trains,planes& automobiles...

a biopic of Richard Branson

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The empire strikes back...a film about a once great Empire that now can't even leave Europe properly,untill it declares war on Germany-again.(nothing is ruled out)

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Gone With The Wind - A tale of love and romance set in the West Midlands, telling the tale through the eyes of our heroine Princess Beech* who meets and finally wins over the man in her life but not before they face many trials and tribulations most of which stem from her inability to control her violent and often repulsive fart action.

* Names have been changed to protect the not so innocent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Watership down ...the 1st working title of the film 'titanic'

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Liar liar: lance Armstrong. How his web of deceit has cost him everything. Serves him right. Forward by a Richard Nixon expert.

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Foreword not forward. Damn, Otto cracked

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By *laytimenowMan
over a year ago

Essex

"One flew over the cuckoos nest about a lovely little bird fly home to its nest

F*rk orf !!

One, Flew over the Cuckoos Nest

Queen Elizabeth Flies her Royal Helicopter Over the uk

documenting the changes from

23rd June 2016 - March 29th 2019

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By *laytimenowMan
over a year ago

Essex

The Great Escape

March the 30th 2019 is just a normal day . Brexit Cancelled

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