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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Does anyone like Marzipan? I find it to be the most deceitful and stealthy of all the confectioneries.

If it's so good why is it always hidden under layers and layers of tasty icing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm Jim, and I like marzipan.

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By *itznBobz2018Couple
over a year ago

edinburgh


"Does anyone like Marzipan? I find it to be the most deceitful and stealthy of all the confectioneries.

If it's so good why is it always hidden under layers and layers of tasty icing."

Bitz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its only for the pretty people apparently. That was what ui was told when I said I wasn't keen as a child.

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By *lceeWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Ewwww...can’t stand the stuff!

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By *electableDalliancesCouple
over a year ago

leeds

One word for you, Battenburg

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"One word for you, Battenburg"

Vile cake only good for the bin.

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By *ddit...Man
over a year ago

Land of the giants... ;-)

I don't dislike any food..

Apart from Marzipan.. pop corn and fois gras. ..

Always detested marzipan.. can't eat it..

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By *electableDalliancesCouple
over a year ago

leeds


"One word for you, Battenburg

Vile cake only good for the bin."

Noooo it's delicious in its dayglow glory

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

Love it. Lidl sell bars of pure marzipan coated in chocolate, they're so good.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"One word for you, Battenburg

Vile cake only good for the bin."

*Takes battenburg out of the bin*

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"One word for you, Battenburg

Vile cake only good for the bin.

Noooo it's delicious in its dayglow glory "

So why only eaten on Sundays when your aunte comes over?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The smell yes, the texture no.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"One word for you, Battenburg

Vile cake only good for the bin.

Noooo it's delicious in its dayglow glory

So why only eaten on Sundays when your aunte comes over?"

It's posh expensive cake.

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By *electableDalliancesCouple
over a year ago

leeds


"One word for you, Battenburg

Vile cake only good for the bin.

Noooo it's delicious in its dayglow glory

So why only eaten on Sundays when your aunte comes over?"

It's a happy cake , joyous for days of gatherings

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

It's even made to look like tiny fruits to hide the fact your eating marzipan.

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By *obbytupperMan
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley


"Does anyone like Marzipan? I find it to be the most deceitful and stealthy of all the confectioneries.

If it's so good why is it always hidden under layers and layers of tasty icing."

What you need is a German cake called Stollen full of dried fruit with strips of marzipan running through it. No icing at all.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Does anyone like Marzipan? I find it to be the most deceitful and stealthy of all the confectioneries.

If it's so good why is it always hidden under layers and layers of tasty icing.

What you need is a German cake called Stollen full of dried fruit with strips of marzipan running through it. No icing at all. "

Tried it. Bloody awful.

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By *inful xWoman
over a year ago

In a sleepy little village


"One word for you, Battenburg

Vile cake only good for the bin.

Noooo it's delicious in its dayglow glory "

The Mr Kipling mini ones are amazing - even more delicious marzipan to eat

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"One word for you, Battenburg

Vile cake only good for the bin.

Noooo it's delicious in its dayglow glory

The Mr Kipling mini ones are amazing - even more delicious marzipan to eat "

Everyone has gone mad

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By *uilder506Man
over a year ago

bognor

Discussing stuff ??

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


" Discussing stuff ??"

Mad liking marzipan.

Some people call it Marziparn.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


" Discussing stuff ??

Mad liking marzipan.

Some people call it Marziparn."

Reminds me of Playdoh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love marzipan

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By *eeroybrownMan
over a year ago

aldershot


"I'm Jim, and I like marzipan."

"This is Jim. He likes marzipan. Be like Jim".

And yeah, Thornton's chocolate marzipan (not the crap you get on Christmas cakes )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" Discussing stuff ??

Mad liking marzipan.

Some people call it Marziparn.

Reminds me of Playdoh"

Except Playdoh tastes better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like it!

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By *eeroybrownMan
over a year ago

aldershot


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Except Playdoh tastes better "

Ewww, playdoh smells bad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Love it. Lidl sell bars of pure marzipan coated in chocolate, they're so good. "

It is the best thing about Christmas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love it!

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

Love it! Could just bite into a big slab!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love marzipan, when I tried to give up smoking I bought a vape with marzipan flavour liquid, it was heaven in my mouth lol

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By *am4CamWoman
over a year ago

Fairy Land

Bloody love it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

nom nom nom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yummy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

All good Marzipan based comments

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Oh I ADORE anything to do with marzipan, almonds, amaretto....hmmmm!!

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury


"Does anyone like Marzipan? I find it to be the most deceitful and stealthy of all the confectioneries.

If it's so good why is it always hidden under layers and layers of tasty icing."

Helps the icing stick to the cake, also makes an even layer to ice.

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By *inkysexpotMan
over a year ago

leeds


"Love it. Lidl sell bars of pure marzipan coated in chocolate, they're so good. "

Aldi used to sell them bars too but stopped getting them in, I will be stopping off at my local Lidl tomorrow while I'm at work

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By *loswingersCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester

We absolutely love marzipan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lubeck marzipan or homemade...

Almond flour, organic honey and a touch of rose water mmmm

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Yummy!

Almonds are yummy. Marzipan is delicious, especially in Stollen.

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By *eeroybrownMan
over a year ago

aldershot


"Yummy!

Almonds are yummy. Marzipan is delicious, especially in Stollen.

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I'd forgotten about Stöllen - mmmmm, lovely!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mmm yummy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

To be honest I didn't expect so many fabbers to have such strong marzipan veiws.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Even the smell gives me headaches. Can't stand it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Even the smell gives me headaches. Can't stand it. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I adore it on that cake is it battenburg? Pink and lemon squares it’s kind of gritty tho

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I adore it on that cake is it battenburg? Pink and lemon squares it’s kind of gritty tho "

Yes that's the one unfortunately.

Fantastic Charlie's by the way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I adore it on that cake is it battenburg? Pink and lemon squares it’s kind of gritty tho

Yes that's the one unfortunately.

Fantastic Charlie's by the way "

Charlie’s? I’m gonna assume that means tits

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I adore it on that cake is it battenburg? Pink and lemon squares it’s kind of gritty tho

Yes that's the one unfortunately.

Fantastic Charlie's by the way

Charlie’s? I’m gonna assume that means tits "

Yes I may have over streached myself using the word "Charlie's".

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By *olliPineCouple
over a year ago

swingers clubs


"Does anyone like Marzipan? I find it to be the most deceitful and stealthy of all the confectioneries.

If it's so good why is it always hidden under layers and layers of tasty icing."

XY loves a bit of marzipan. Forget cooking the cake, just leave him the batter with done marzipan and icing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s revolting stuff, bleurgh!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love it! When I was a kid I picked the marzipan off the Christmas cake and carefully put the icing back in place. I was in BIG trouble when it was discovered

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tis the devil's very own work.

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By *.A.MGUY55Man
over a year ago

Rochdale

Good enjoyable to mould around boobs to make boobie cakes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Love it. Lidl sell bars of pure marzipan coated in chocolate, they're so good. "

Rushing off to Lidl then!

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By *abrielle247Couple (FF)
over a year ago

PDI Gran Canaria

Simply Love it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Love it. Lidl sell bars of pure marzipan coated in chocolate, they're so good.

Rushing off to Lidl then!"

Aww I got mine from aldi lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I adore it on that cake is it battenburg? Pink and lemon squares it’s kind of gritty tho

Yes that's the one unfortunately.

Fantastic Charlie's by the way

Charlie’s? I’m gonna assume that means tits

Yes I may have over streached myself using the word "Charlie's"."

Hey captain did you get enough sleep last night lol marzipan? It's that almondy stuff isn't yeah very rougeish there lol still quite nice tho

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like Marzipan as it doesn't taste of celery. Which is the only food on the planet that I've tasted that I find utter shit.

B

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Love it. Lidl sell bars of pure marzipan coated in chocolate, they're so good.

Aldi used to sell them bars too but stopped getting them in, I will be stopping off at my local Lidl tomorrow while I'm at work "

I get mine from Home Bargains (munching one at the moment ) but they only sell the plain version. Lidl used to sell different flavours - rum & raisin, etc.

I love 'real' marzipan, made with almonds - not the fake stuff, made with apricot kernels.

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

It’s fantastic stuff, and because battenburg cake doesn’t have trendy things like salted caramel or gnash in it, it’s really cheap to buy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Does anyone like Marzipan? I find it to be the most deceitful and stealthy of all the confectioneries.

If it's so good why is it always hidden under layers and layers of tasty icing."

I'm totally with you.. Disgusting stuff!

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By *ig1gaz1Man
over a year ago

bradford

I love the stuff.

I buy it by the block, cut it into slices and then more slices and eat it that way.

I treat it like a sweet and have been known to roll it into marzipan balls.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Loved it as a kid ... Haven't touched it for years though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"[Chocolate coated marzipan bar removed from a shelf in the Limerick Aldi by poster at 28/02/19 13:01:35]"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Does anyone like Marzipan? I find it to be the most deceitful and stealthy of all the confectioneries.

If it's so good why is it always hidden under layers and layers of tasty icing."

Don’t eat sugar but I recall it used to be delightful...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"To be honest I didn't expect so many fabbers to have such strong marzipan veiws."

After three years of Brexit we'd forgotten to have a marzipan thread.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"To be honest I didn't expect so many fabbers to have such strong marzipan veiws.

After three years of Brexit we'd forgotten to have a marzipan thread."

Can’t wait for the continental almond tax!...

Bloody foreigners stealing our nuts

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