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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Always a sign of madness? Or just bloody good company?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Why Rapunzel, thats quite a question.

Do you often talk to yourself, take a seat on my couch and tell me more.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

lies down on comfy if not cold black leather couch.

It all started long ago ( cue wibbly wobbly effect to signify going back in time)

One summers eve in late julember I came across a field of hedgepigs grazing on the land, not far from where Mrs Miggins lives, she was in the french resistance you know, well they borrowed her bicycle. Anyway........

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Mrs Miggins was in the french resistance?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

No, they borrowed her bicycle...for gods sake keep up.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Anyway.... I was but a small boy at the time, rather cute lokking, had a little quiff hairdo and looked proper dapper in my pantaloons and ruff.

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By *prite128Woman
over a year ago

maidstone

watches and takes notes

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

but was appalling at spelling as it appears.

where was i?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

The field near Mrs Miggins

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By *prite128Woman
over a year ago

maidstone

mrs miggins of the pie shop??

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ah yes, thankyou.

So there I was skipping through the tumble , when I happened across a rusty handle poking out of the lush ground. You could almost of missed it, but I was an observant boy and didnt.

Giving it a good tug, then deciding now was not the time of place, I got on my knees to investigate further.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"mrs miggins of the pie shop??"

you know her???

Her bicycle was used in the french resistances you know and when she upgraded it was the one used in the great escape.

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By *prite128Woman
over a year ago

maidstone


"mrs miggins of the pie shop??

you know her???

Her bicycle was used in the french resistances you know and when she upgraded it was the one used in the great escape."

she wore her beret at a very jaunty angle on a wednesday mornings ...always seemed to follow the visit from the local boot polisher

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So there I was on my knees.

Excitedly a tore the sods away and scraped the earth to reveal a small wooden box.

I got quite excited by this stage as I thought it might be an oversized trinket box and may have a dancing girl in it and play pretty tunes, but I contained myself

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"mrs miggins of the pie shop??

you know her???

Her bicycle was used in the french resistances you know and when she upgraded it was the one used in the great escape.

she wore her beret at a very jaunty angle on a wednesday mornings ...always seemed to follow the visit from the local boot polisher"

yes, thats her. Did you know she use to be known as Bob and kept ferrets?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

The lock was incredibly rusty and with a quick flick of my swiss army knife ( I use to be a brownie) I popped it open. Hesistantly I slowly opened the lid, afraid it may contain a frog. Had an awful incident with a frog once, but I dont like to talk about it.

My eyes widened as the contents were revealed.

It contained.......

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

well what did it contain?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

It contained 4 items of the utmost absurdity, along with a note, written in crayon, indigo i think, although such an odd colour as some may call it violet.

Shame I like red crayons and was a little disappointed it was written in that colour.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Keep taking the tablets rapunzel hun lol xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

This is me ON the tablets!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In that case ... have one of me extra special tablets

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"In that case ... have one of me extra special tablets "

Its not one where I have to go to Switzerland to take it is it????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In that case ... have one of me extra special tablets

Its not one where I have to go to Switzerland to take it is it????"

lol no these just chill you out to a catatonic level for a bit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nuts... but I love it pmsl..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"In that case ... have one of me extra special tablets

Its not one where I have to go to Switzerland to take it is it????

lol no these just chill you out to a catatonic level for a bit "

in that case, I will have two and look a bit like this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In that case ... have one of me extra special tablets "
ooh can i have one gorgeous ? can i ? pretty please? xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Nuts... but I love it pmsl.. "

completely....grins

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In that case ... have one of me extra special tablets ooh can i have one gorgeous ? can i ? pretty please? xxx"

Sure kaz .... be as chilled as a penguins chilly bits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In that case ... have one of me extra special tablets ooh can i have one gorgeous ? can i ? pretty please? xxx

Sure kaz .... be as chilled as a penguins chilly bits "
ooh im that already ....thought it was a new type of sex drug....

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