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What’s the weirdest request?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

What is the weirdest request you have had from someone messaging you for the first time?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To stand on balloons on high heels while he laid on the floor

Danish x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To lock him in a dog cage and ignore him...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Those are pretty weird but I know there must be worse out there.

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By *entakuruMan
over a year ago

Exeter

Nobody's requested anything yet lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Nobody's requested anything yet lol"

Have you requested anything then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To take me into the toilet for a piss and a poo, whipe my bum then have sex...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"To take me into the toilet for a piss and a poo, whipe my bum then have sex..."

Jesus sounds like someone is trying to live out a paedo fantasy! That’s fucking weird. Winner so far

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"To take me into the toilet for a piss and a poo, whipe my bum then have sex...

Jesus sounds like someone is trying to live out a paedo fantasy! That’s fucking weird. Winner so far"

Mate i wish that was made up but it really wasn't

Yaay i win not too sure if that's good

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"To take me into the toilet for a piss and a poo, whipe my bum then have sex...

Jesus sounds like someone is trying to live out a paedo fantasy! That’s fucking weird. Winner so far

Mate i wish that was made up but it really wasn't

Yaay i win not too sure if that's good "

Depends if you did it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing weird at all.

Maybe we look boring.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"To take me into the toilet for a piss and a poo, whipe my bum then have sex...

Jesus sounds like someone is trying to live out a paedo fantasy! That’s fucking weird. Winner so far

Mate i wish that was made up but it really wasn't

Yaay i win not too sure if that's good

Depends if you did it!"

I didn't

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By *inkyLondonpairCouple
over a year ago

London

We had a gangbang and one bloke asked if he could be the toilet...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"We had a gangbang and one bloke asked if he could be the toilet... "

Yeah I don’t get that!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So the weirdest I had, was a guy wanted me to fuck his sister in the ass and then cum into his mouth!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One guy asked to go down on me, then cut my clit and mix his cum with the blood and then taste it. Thanks but no thanks!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"One guy asked to go down on me, then cut my clit and mix his cum with the blood and then taste it. Thanks but no thanks! "

New winner!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not a request but he said he would love me and his mum to kiss eachothers boobs while he played.

Then I was offered £2,000 to throw a man in his own cess pit and walk away counting the money. That was quite early on when I joined, I did wonder where the hell have I came and what am I doing here ...

Most weird requests give me a chuckle, make my day more interesting!

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By *r99mr99Man
over a year ago

Ealing

I got asked if I used condoms. Why I said yes she said could I bring some used ones with me...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Not a request but he said he would love me and his mum to kiss eachothers boobs while he played.

Then I was offered £2,000 to throw a man in his own cess pit and walk away counting the money. That was quite early on when I joined, I did wonder where the hell have I came and what am I doing here ...

Most weird requests give me a chuckle, make my day more interesting! "

First request is fucked up but I hope you did the £2000 request.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I got asked if I used condoms. Why I said yes she said could I bring some used ones with me... "

Did she work for green peace?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a message from some young guy, and was asked if I was willing to help castrate him. If not, then could I help actually cut his penis off.

His reasoning was for "the thrill and the power of it"

Still baffles me to this day.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I had a message from some young guy, and was asked if I was willing to help castrate him. If not, then could I help actually cut his penis off.

His reasoning was for "the thrill and the power of it"

Still baffles me to this day. "

Have heard urban myths about that sort of stuff! Throw him in the cess pit with the other fella and split the cash!

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By *antasticMrFucksMan
over a year ago

Taunton

Had a single message he said " alright bud I know your straight but if I stretch open my ass hole would you spit into it? " haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One guy wanted me to burst a balloon on his dick as he came

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Had a single message he said " alright bud I know your straight but if I stretch open my ass hole would you spit into it? " haha "

And.........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To wear a coat and a pair of Manolo’s (he would buy) and wee on their face.

An interesting opening message....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pmsl at these

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"To wear a coat and a pair of Manolo’s (he would buy) and wee on their face.

An interesting opening message....

"

Good start to any relationship tbh

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By *orkie321bWoman
over a year ago

Nottingham

Lots of guys seem to want to be used as a toilet as we ladies get frequent requests to shit on them!

There are loads of "breeders" who want to get us pregnant too.

The worst I had was someone asking to suck on my used tampons

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Lots of guys seem to want to be used as a toilet as we ladies get frequent requests to shit on them!

There are loads of "breeders" who want to get us pregnant too.

The worst I had was someone asking to suck on my used tampons "

Fucking hell! Why???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve had breeding ones but that’s not really unusual for here....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To take a shit on her husbands chest and make him eat it.

P

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By *aughtyandhandsomeMan
over a year ago

button moon

One I had a couple of years ago wanted to meet me at hers. Get in the shower together fuck her bareback cum inside her then piss inside her pussy. I politely declined the invite. Not for me that. I wont fo anything bare

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By *he witch returnsWoman
over a year ago

somewhere over the rainbow in SW Devon

Paint his cock pink with food colouring then let him spread crap on my boobs and pretend to breast feed him.

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By *irthandgirthMan
over a year ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster


"To take a shit on her husbands chest and make him eat it.

P"

From a gay male couple. Shit on a glass table and watch him eat it in front of his bf..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Paint his cock pink with food colouring then let him spread crap on my boobs and pretend to breast feed him.

"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To fart in his mouth.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"To take a shit on her husbands chest and make him eat it.

P

From a gay male couple. Shit on a glass table and watch him eat it in front of his bf.. "

I bet he'd have been laying under the table watching it drop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would I dress up like his Mum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Would I dress up like his Mum "

Norman Bates by any chance?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Would I dress up like his Mum

Norman Bates by any chance? "

Haha sounds about right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Would I dress up like his Mum

Norman Bates by any chance? "

Lol... ...I rolled my eyes and deleted it...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Would I dress up like his Mum

Norman Bates by any chance?

Lol... ...I rolled my eyes and deleted it... "

I had someone call me daddy in bed, which I know is common enough but wasn’t into it.

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By *oupleNeedPlus1Couple
over a year ago

Reading

To kick M in the balls

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By *irthandgirthMan
over a year ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster


"To take a shit on her husbands chest and make him eat it.

P

From a gay male couple. Shit on a glass table and watch him eat it in front of his bf..

I bet he'd have been laying under the table watching it drop "

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By *lceeWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Someone once asked me if he could give me three grand to throw him in a farm slurry put and walk away.

Someone else asked if I could watch him cut off his own penis on webcam.

This place just doesn’t shock me any more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Someone once asked me if he could give me three grand to throw him in a farm slurry put and walk away.

Someone else asked if I could watch him cut off his own penis on webcam.

This place just doesn’t shock me any more "

Now that’s way out there

I thought a request to give someone’s wife a full gynaecological exam was weird!!

I did get a request to turn up at the door pretending to be a delivery man and have his wife seduce me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Would I dress up like his Mum

Norman Bates by any chance?

Lol... ...I rolled my eyes and deleted it...

I had someone call me daddy in bed, which I know is common enough but wasn’t into it. "

Oooo that’s creepy and just wrong

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Someone once asked me if he could give me three grand to throw him in a farm slurry put and walk away.

Someone else asked if I could watch him cut off his own penis on webcam.

This place just doesn’t shock me any more "

Yeah the slurry pit was mentioned earlier but was only willing to stump up 2000. Has to be the same fella and he’s willing to pay more. Also people die in slurry pits so not sure what that’s about

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not a request but he said he would love me and his mum to kiss eachothers boobs while he played.

Then I was offered £2,000 to throw a man in his own cess pit and walk away counting the money. That was quite early on when I joined, I did wonder where the hell have I came and what am I doing here ...

Most weird requests give me a chuckle, make my day more interesting! "

Omg I had this very same request can't be that popular a request

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A guy wanted me to poo in his mouth? (That is aside from the messages that have the heading "woof woof" )

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

To allow him to wrap me head to toe in clingfilm before we had sex. He was going to give me a breathing hole and a fucking hole though, so it's not that weird...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think I'll just go and put the cakes back in the cupboard

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

sheffield

I was asked to bring yum yums , doughnuts and a bacon buttie. But considering it wasn’t too bad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"One guy asked to go down on me, then cut my clit and mix his cum with the blood and then taste it. Thanks but no thanks! "

What the fuck!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been asked if I had a dog and would I make it fuck them while I watched.

For the record I didn't reply.

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"Not a request but he said he would love me and his mum to kiss eachothers boobs while he played.

Then I was offered £2,000 to throw a man in his own cess pit and walk away counting the money. That was quite early on when I joined, I did wonder where the hell have I came and what am I doing here ...

Most weird requests give me a chuckle, make my day more interesting! "

Yes he's still about, it must be a very shallow cesspit....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've been asked if I had a dog and would I make it fuck them while I watched.

For the record I didn't reply."

Do you have a dog?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Once was asked to use a guys face as a toilet and not just pee.. politely declined that one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not a request but he said he would love me and his mum to kiss eachothers boobs while he played.

Then I was offered £2,000 to throw a man in his own cess pit and walk away counting the money. That was quite early on when I joined, I did wonder where the hell have I came and what am I doing here ...

Most weird requests give me a chuckle, make my day more interesting!

Yes he's still about, it must be a very shallow cesspit...."

I'd like to know how you work out that's what turns you on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To lie on a bed naked (Ali) while he threw Ham off my body, The sound of it turned him on apparently

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've been asked if I had a dog and would I make it fuck them while I watched.

For the record I didn't reply.

Do you have a dog? "

I used to. It died a long time ago.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been repeatedly asked to play mummy, put a nappy on a guy and let him suckle me. Then put him to bed with a dummy and read a story.

Also pretend to be a step mum because he fancied her.

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By *dam and slutCouple
over a year ago

Manchester

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I was on my single profile got asked if I’d meet a couple, with a twist. Apparently they were brother and sister, and want to have a threesome with me, and they would play with each other too. Funny but they disappeared when I said I wanted to see pics of the sister- the brother only sent ones of him...fake account for a fantasy, me thinks, haha x

Seem to attract the family types as also been asked to walk on a guy in my fetish heels, stabbing into him, then dress him girly and watch his brother fuck him. Erm, not really my thing, haha x

Maybe I look motherly? x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've been repeatedly asked to play mummy, put a nappy on a guy and let him suckle me. Then put him to bed with a dummy and read a story.

Also pretend to be a step mum because he fancied her. "

The step mum thing isn’t too bad but the baby shit is creepy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've been repeatedly asked to play mummy, put a nappy on a guy and let him suckle me. Then put him to bed with a dummy and read a story.

Also pretend to be a step mum because he fancied her. "

My ex used to love me pretending to be his aunty, catching him as a virgin, wanking over my pic, seduce him etc. It was boring as hell from my p.o.v, but loved him so did it. Beat playing his boss, I guess, a more controversial role, haha xx

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By *dam and slutCouple
over a year ago

Manchester

Not weird, more pleasantly surprised.

Invited to use a 2x4 on a female masochist's back..job done.

Adam

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've been repeatedly asked to play mummy, put a nappy on a guy and let him suckle me. Then put him to bed with a dummy and read a story.

Also pretend to be a step mum because he fancied her.

The step mum thing isn’t too bad but the baby shit is creepy"

I'm ABDL but never asked anyone to do that. Yeah it's a bit weird I guess lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had one yesterday from someone new. Wants to meet me when I'm on my period to celebrate the week in a month when I should still feel beautiful no matter what...

I'm beautiful every day so I don't know what he's on about? Prick.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What is the weirdest request you have had from someone messaging you for the first time?"

Will you marry me?

Do you like custard?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What is the weirdest request you have had from someone messaging you for the first time?

Will you marry me?

Do you like custard? "

So did you and do you? I like custard with treacle puddding.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love custard and I'm already married!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had a woman request that I fuck her girlfriend while she watched on Skype and played with her rabbit... Oh hang on that wasnt weird it was my wife

Nobody has asked on here for anything strange except "please pop round with you chainsaw" and "can you fix my flogger, the dog chewed it"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've been repeatedly asked to play mummy, put a nappy on a guy and let him suckle me. Then put him to bed with a dummy and read a story.

Also pretend to be a step mum because he fancied her.

The step mum thing isn’t too bad but the baby shit is creepy

I'm ABDL but never asked anyone to do that. Yeah it's a bit weird I guess lol"

I tried to understand why he wanted to play baby and he just said it relaxes him. It's not something I would consider but I now know it's not sexual.

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By *airytaleOfNewPorkMan
over a year ago

Cheltenham

Comments here are almost as good as Rate My Plate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've been repeatedly asked to play mummy, put a nappy on a guy and let him suckle me. Then put him to bed with a dummy and read a story.

Also pretend to be a step mum because he fancied her.

The step mum thing isn’t too bad but the baby shit is creepy

I'm ABDL but never asked anyone to do that. Yeah it's a bit weird I guess lol

I tried to understand why he wanted to play baby and he just said it relaxes him. It's not something I would consider but I now know it's not sexual. "

Yeah people get the wrong idea. It's easy to see why though.

If someone wants to be gangbanged by 50 blokes or be thrown into a slurry pit, well that's just cool beans. Who am I to judge.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone wanted to watch me on the toilet having a poo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Someone wanted to watch me on the toilet having a poo"

I would watch Janet-Street-Porter.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Someone wanted to watch me on the toilet having a poo"

Yep I've had that one too. Very politely turned down the offer

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By *arry WindsorMan
over a year ago

Heaton Park Manchester


"Not a request but he said he would love me and his mum to kiss eachothers boobs while he played.

Then I was offered £2,000 to throw a man in his own cess pit and walk away counting the money. That was quite early on when I joined, I did wonder where the hell have I came and what am I doing here ...

Most weird requests give me a chuckle, make my day more interesting! "

What did you buy with the money?

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By *lceeWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


"Someone once asked me if he could give me three grand to throw him in a farm slurry put and walk away.

Someone else asked if I could watch him cut off his own penis on webcam.

This place just doesn’t shock me any more

Yeah the slurry pit was mentioned earlier but was only willing to stump up 2000. Has to be the same fella and he’s willing to pay more. Also people die in slurry pits so not sure what that’s about"

Yeah...there was no way I was going to have that on my conscience! If it had been a horse manure pile or something, I would have considered it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Face pic

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By *dam and slutCouple
over a year ago

Manchester


"I've been repeatedly asked to play mummy, put a nappy on a guy and let him suckle me. Then put him to bed with a dummy and read a story.

Also pretend to be a step mum because he fancied her.

The step mum thing isn’t too bad but the baby shit is creepy

I'm ABDL but never asked anyone to do that. Yeah it's a bit weird I guess lol

I tried to understand why he wanted to play baby and he just said it relaxes him. It's not something I would consider but I now know it's not sexual. "

The dynamic falls into the bdsm lifestyle category. Some people like to give up their day today stress, decision making responsibility, adult maturity to all the feelings they felt as a baby. Never ever met one who based that on a sexual need. I realise it may not be for you but it makes me smile with genuine kindness that you acknowledge that moment of motherhood you felt and gave that person.

Adam

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He wanted to cover himself in his own poo, while naked, then fuck me. I said no ..... unfortunately he was my weirdo boyfriend at the time ..... I came home and there he was. Covered in poo. It was foul! He's now my ex.

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate


"He wanted to cover himself in his own poo, while naked, then fuck me. I said no ..... unfortunately he was my weirdo boyfriend at the time ..... I came home and there he was. Covered in poo. It was foul! He's now my ex. "

I'm sorry, I tried it to laugh, but that is funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"He wanted to cover himself in his own poo, while naked, then fuck me. I said no ..... unfortunately he was my weirdo boyfriend at the time ..... I came home and there he was. Covered in poo. It was foul! He's now my ex. "

each to their own but i just dont get how poo can be sexual

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By *lceeWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


"He wanted to cover himself in his own poo, while naked, then fuck me. I said no ..... unfortunately he was my weirdo boyfriend at the time ..... I came home and there he was. Covered in poo. It was foul! He's now my ex. "

It’s a thing, a kink like any other. I had a similar experience with an ex and just sat him down and gently explained that it was never going to be my thing or something that we could share. He was gutted but has now found someone into it and presumably they’re still playing their faecal shenanigans. Each to their own and all that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"To lie on a bed naked (Ali) while he threw Ham off my body, The sound of it turned him on apparently "

This one has just had me in fits

I wouldn't be able to lay still, I'd be trying to catch the ham in my mouth.

I do enjoy hearing about different things people like, regardless of how strange it may seem.

P

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"To lie on a bed naked (Ali) while he threw Ham off my body, The sound of it turned him on apparently

This one has just had me in fits

I wouldn't be able to lay still, I'd be trying to catch the ham in my mouth.

I do enjoy hearing about different things people like, regardless of how strange it may seem.

P"

I wouldn't use Parma ham that's too expensive and a waste of good ham.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"To lie on a bed naked (Ali) while he threw Ham off my body, The sound of it turned him on apparently

This one has just had me in fits

I wouldn't be able to lay still, I'd be trying to catch the ham in my mouth.

I do enjoy hearing about different things people like, regardless of how strange it may seem.

P

I wouldn't use Parma ham that's too expensive and a waste of good ham."

Can you imagine the shock of it hitting ya, it'll be bloody cold.... And preferably been opened half an hour before launch to get rid of the "fresh pack fart" smell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"To lie on a bed naked (Ali) while he threw Ham off my body, The sound of it turned him on apparently

This one has just had me in fits

I wouldn't be able to lay still, I'd be trying to catch the ham in my mouth.

I do enjoy hearing about different things people like, regardless of how strange it may seem.

P

I wouldn't use Parma ham that's too expensive and a waste of good ham.

Can you imagine the shock of it hitting ya, it'll be bloody cold.... And preferably been opened half an hour before launch to get rid of the "fresh pack fart" smell "

Oh I see the appeal now.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"He wanted to cover himself in his own poo, while naked, then fuck me. I said no ..... unfortunately he was my weirdo boyfriend at the time ..... I came home and there he was. Covered in poo. It was foul! He's now my ex. "

Seriously, he covered himself in shit and then presented the idea before maybe suggesting it before getting down to a dirty protest.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seems like the poo stories are coming out on top

I had a message asking me to shit in a guys mouth I thought it best not to mention my IBS

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Seems like the poo stories are coming out on top

I had a message asking me to shit in a guys mouth I thought it best not to mention my IBS "

Wow! There’s no shifting that image from my mind.

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By *ouisebottomTV/TS
over a year ago

London

They wanted to visit me but didn't have enough money so they asked if I could send them money and they will repay me in payday o and marriage proposals x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don’t think I’ve had any

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone asked me if I could put my nipple in his penis yesterday.

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By *urryfannyfuntimeWoman
over a year ago

East Devon


"To lie on a bed naked (Ali) while he threw Ham off my body, The sound of it turned him on apparently

This one has just had me in fits

I wouldn't be able to lay still, I'd be trying to catch the ham in my mouth.

I do enjoy hearing about different things people like, regardless of how strange it may seem.

P

I wouldn't use Parma ham that's too expensive and a waste of good ham."

I wouldn't recommend using tinned ham either!

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan
over a year ago

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1 "It looks like we are within 5 miles from you can me and my partner come around to your house"

2 "Do you want to join me and my wife tomorrow night"

I'd never spoken or even seen either of their profiles before them messages and the second one posted some veris and pics a couple of days later from 3 men all playing with her and "filling her up"

Safe sex on their profile must of meant something else.

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