FabSwingers.com forum: Why????

By * Lexi x OP Woman
over a year ago

stockport

Is it so hard to take a decent pic without looking like a beach whale???

I need a photographer!!

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

I'd volunteer but it sounds creepy and crass, have you tried using your timer on the camera, that way you can take as many as you want and choose the one you do like.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I feel you!

Danish x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd volunteer but it sounds creepy and crass, have you tried using your timer on the camera, that way you can take as many as you want and choose the one you do like."

I don't care if it sounds creepy, me me me 0/

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"I feel you!

Danish x"

You've got a doughnut to help you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I feel you!

Danish x

You've got a doughnut to help you

Yeah his cream is a fucker when trying to take artistic photos

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m with you on that one! I go from cuteish potato to what is that thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I feel you!

Danish x

You've got a doughnut to help you

Yeh but try getting one of both of us

Doughnut

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You don't look like no beached whale ... I see a beautiful woman.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Move away from the coast, all of you who have seaviews from your homes!

I feel your pain op

I think a group of us should take some of these amateur photographers up on their offers for shoots - but we'd turn up en masse and refuse to leave, until we've got photos that show us as thin, waif-like catwalk queens.

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By * Lexi x OP Woman
over a year ago

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"I'd volunteer but it sounds creepy and crass, have you tried using your timer on the camera, that way you can take as many as you want and choose the one you do like."

I can’t get my head around the timer thing

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By * Lexi x OP Woman
over a year ago

stockport

"You don't look like no beached whale ... I see a beautiful woman. "

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By * Lexi x OP Woman
over a year ago

stockport

I might organise a social for a photo shoot we can all take turns ladies

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By *r99mr99Man
over a year ago

Ealing

"I might organise a social for a photo shoot we can all take turns ladies

Lovely idea. Hope. This works for you.

Also I've looked at your photos. You look gorgeous. I've Fabbed most of them. You're very sexy.

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By * Lexi x OP Woman
over a year ago

stockport

"I might organise a social for a photo shoot we can all take turns ladies

Lovely idea. Hope. This works for you.

Also I've looked at your photos. You look gorgeous. I've Fabbed most of them. You're very sexy. "

Thanks

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"I'd volunteer but it sounds creepy and crass, have you tried using your timer on the camera, that way you can take as many as you want and choose the one you do like.

I can’t get my head around the timer thing

It's easy once you know how, excuse the pun but just play around with it until you get the hang if it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is it so hard to take a decent pic without looking like a beach whale???

I need a photographer!!

Just use every filter available to you like a lot of women do lol (not all)

Or find that perfect camera angle that is very deceptive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate filters what happened to natural beauty?

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By *lceeWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Totally feel you...I’m never so bummed out about myself as I am when I’ve spent an hour trying to take artsy bum shots. Or any other shots for that matter

. Soul-destroying, I tell you.

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By * Lexi x OP Woman
over a year ago

stockport

"Totally feel you...I’m never so bummed out about myself as I am when I’ve spent an hour trying to take artsy bum shots. Or any other shots for that matter

. Soul-destroying, I tell you. "

It really is. I’ve been. Having a go this afternoon not happy with my outcome x

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By * Lexi x OP Woman
over a year ago

stockport

"Is it so hard to take a decent pic without looking like a beach whale???

I need a photographer!!

Just use every filter available to you like a lot of women do lol (not all)

Or find that perfect camera angle that is very deceptive

I never use filters. Don’t see the point if I genuinely want to meet people

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A question that 100s of women ask themselves

Its how you feel in yourself at the end of the day but you have some lovely pics

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By *r99mr99Man
over a year ago

Ealing

"Totally feel you...I’m never so bummed out about myself as I am when I’ve spent an hour trying to take artsy bum shots. Or any other shots for that matter

. Soul-destroying, I tell you. "

Well you look bloody awesome in your photos. X

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By * Lexi x OP Woman
over a year ago

stockport

"A question that 100s of women ask themselves

Its how you feel in yourself at the end of the day but you have some lovely pics "

Maybe that’s the problem

Thank you though x

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By * Lexi x OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Totally feel you...I’m never so bummed out about myself as I am when I’ve spent an hour trying to take artsy bum shots. Or any other shots for that matter

. Soul-destroying, I tell you.

Well you look bloody awesome in your photos. X"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd volunteer but it sounds creepy and crass, have you tried using your timer on the camera, that way you can take as many as you want and choose the one you do like.

I can’t get my head around the timer thing

It's easy once you know how, excuse the pun but just play around with it until you get the hang if it."

Do you have voice control? you can just shout at your phone then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its not hard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is it so hard to take a decent pic without looking like a beach whale???

I need a photographer!!

Just use every filter available to you like a lot of women do lol (not all)

Or find that perfect camera angle that is very deceptive

I never use filters. Don’t see the point if I genuinely want to meet people

Don't blame you....filters are cheating simple as that x

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

sheffield

What you on about. Your photos are fab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do men use filters? Never really notice .. always see women use them but I just think to myself why hide your true beauty? Why hide it behind fake beauty?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is it so hard to take a decent pic without looking like a beach whale???

I need a photographer!!

Well having just checked you out I thought your pics were very nice. Maybe just smile a bit more.

I say smile like it's easy. When I smile I just look like I'm hiding a sharp object out of shot.

Some fabers do have professional photos made but I'd rather see someone as they are and not in a controlled environment.

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By * Lexi x OP Woman
over a year ago

stockport

"Is it so hard to take a decent pic without looking like a beach whale???

I need a photographer!!

Just use every filter available to you like a lot of women do lol (not all)

Or find that perfect camera angle that is very deceptive

I never use filters. Don’t see the point if I genuinely want to meet people

Don't blame you....filters are cheating simple as that x"

Exactly x

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By * Lexi x OP Woman
over a year ago

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"I'd volunteer but it sounds creepy and crass, have you tried using your timer on the camera, that way you can take as many as you want and choose the one you do like.

I can’t get my head around the timer thing

It's easy once you know how, excuse the pun but just play around with it until you get the hang if it.

Do you have voice control? you can just shout at your phone then

That’s such a good idea!!

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By * Lexi x OP Woman
over a year ago

stockport

"Is it so hard to take a decent pic without looking like a beach whale???

I need a photographer!!

Well having just checked you out I thought your pics were very nice. Maybe just smile a bit more.

I say smile like it's easy. When I smile I just look like I'm hiding a sharp object out of shot.

Some fabers do have professional photos made but I'd rather see someone as they are and not in a controlled environment."

I know I never smile lol.

I don’t want a professional shoot just someone to hold the phone and take a good shot

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By * Lexi x OP Woman
over a year ago

stockport

"What you on about. Your photos are fab "

Thank you. Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wy?because your beautiful .your pics are great

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I guess OP we are just wannabe perfectionists

I use a remote thingy for the camera and still take loads and never happy. Trouble is I never delete them so end up with hundreds of naff images.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I echo what everyone else is saying your pics are very appealing x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Selfie stick!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Selfie stick!! "

They’re great

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By * Lexi x OP Woman
over a year ago

stockport

I wasn’t meaning people to compliment my pics with this thread just was airing my frustration of trying to get a decent pic

But thank you for all the kinds words. I don’t know anyone that’s totally happy with themselves.

Still in need of a photographer though!

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By * Lexi x OP Woman
over a year ago

stockport

"Selfie stick!! "

Great idea!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I bought a mini tripod and a remote control for a few quid on Amazon. It gives me much more flexibility to take different types of shots.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is it so hard to take a decent pic without looking like a beach whale???

I need a photographer!!

Well one thing is for sure you won't find it hard finding one of them on here.

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over a year ago

"Is it so hard to take a decent pic without looking like a beach whale???

I need a photographer!!

Well having just checked you out I thought your pics were very nice. Maybe just smile a bit more.

I say smile like it's easy. When I smile I just look like I'm hiding a sharp object out of shot.

Some fabers do have professional photos made but I'd rather see someone as they are and not in a controlled environment.

I know I never smile lol.

I don’t want a professional shoot just someone to hold the phone and take a good shot

That might be a good social meet for you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The struggle is real! I look like a mug shot off crime watch in most of mine lol

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