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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So having seen this on a few peoples statuses.

Is there anyone out there for fancies cleaning my house for free?

Ideally naked/scantily clad.

Ok it may have been womens profiles asking but they had veries from it so it must work the other way round too right?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Definjte doubble standards only one applicant

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By *etite HandfulWoman
over a year ago

Chester


"Definjte doubble standards only one applicant "

It is double standards you should be offering the position to men as well as women.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Definjte doubble standards only one applicant

It is double standards you should be offering the position to men as well as women. "

If men could clean i wouldnt be in this situation would i

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Definjte doubble standards only one applicant

It is double standards you should be offering the position to men as well as women.

If men could clean i wouldnt be in this situation would i "

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


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If men could clean i wouldnt be in this situation would i "

They must be able to, all those women getting their statuses replied to....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Definjte doubble standards only one applicant "

You cant afford me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Definjte doubble standards only one applicant

It is double standards you should be offering the position to men as well as women. "

There is something sexy about a man using a hoover with just a pair of jeans on, I mean their cleaning could be shit but good to look at, especially when they have to bed over with the nozzle out to get in the corners of the carpet

Danish x

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

I couldn't possibly promise the job in hand being completed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Definjte doubble standards only one applicant

It is double standards you should be offering the position to men as well as women.

If men could clean i wouldnt be in this situation would i "

Ah dude don't put us down like that cleaning isn't hard lol

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By *et bitchWoman
over a year ago

Holyhead

Ied scrub your back

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull


"Definjte doubble standards only one applicant

It is double standards you should be offering the position to men as well as women.

If men could clean i wouldnt be in this situation would i

Ah dude don't put us down like that cleaning isn't hard lol "

Hear Hear!

At work each night, I have a 2.5 hour cleaning programme to carry out.

OP, didn't your Mother tell you how to clean, wash-up, polish, even sew on a button on a shirt and other domestic chores?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Definjte doubble standards only one applicant

It is double standards you should be offering the position to men as well as women.

If men could clean i wouldnt be in this situation would i

Ah dude don't put us down like that cleaning isn't hard lol

Hear Hear!

At work each night, I have a 2.5 hour cleaning programme to carry out.

OP, didn't your Mother tell you how to clean, wash-up, polish, even sew on a button on a shirt and other domestic chores?"

After having cleaned football field size production areas for FOD for months on end as an apprentice i have deep loathing for cleaning.

I do have a robot vacuum though

All im looking for is for somone to load up the dish washer and prance about with a feather duster is that really too much to ask

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Definjte doubble standards only one applicant

It is double standards you should be offering the position to men as well as women.

If men could clean i wouldnt be in this situation would i

Ah dude don't put us down like that cleaning isn't hard lol

Hear Hear!

At work each night, I have a 2.5 hour cleaning programme to carry out.

OP, didn't your Mother tell you how to clean, wash-up, polish, even sew on a button on a shirt and other domestic chores?

After having cleaned football field size production areas for FOD for months on end as an apprentice i have deep loathing for cleaning.

I do have a robot vacuum though

All im looking for is for somone to load up the dish washer and prance about with a feather duster is that really too much to ask "

Well a bit of cleaning around the house should be a breeze for you don't be lazy lol

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Op - please come and clean mine, .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Definjte doubble standards only one applicant

It is double standards you should be offering the position to men as well as women.

If men could clean i wouldnt be in this situation would i

Ah dude don't put us down like that cleaning isn't hard lol

Hear Hear!

At work each night, I have a 2.5 hour cleaning programme to carry out.

OP, didn't your Mother tell you how to clean, wash-up, polish, even sew on a button on a shirt and other domestic chores?

After having cleaned football field size production areas for FOD for months on end as an apprentice i have deep loathing for cleaning.

I do have a robot vacuum though

All im looking for is for somone to load up the dish washer and prance about with a feather duster is that really too much to ask "

Oh I was good with this until you mentioned prancing about

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Definjte doubble standards only one applicant

It is double standards you should be offering the position to men as well as women.

If men could clean i wouldnt be in this situation would i

Ah dude don't put us down like that cleaning isn't hard lol

Hear Hear!

At work each night, I have a 2.5 hour cleaning programme to carry out.

OP, didn't your Mother tell you how to clean, wash-up, polish, even sew on a button on a shirt and other domestic chores?

After having cleaned football field size production areas for FOD for months on end as an apprentice i have deep loathing for cleaning.

I do have a robot vacuum though

All im looking for is for somone to load up the dish washer and prance about with a feather duster is that really too much to ask

Oh I was good with this until you mentioned prancing about "

Well if he spent a little time cleaning than being in front of a mirror he'd have clean house lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If anyone wants to come and clean my house I'm open to offers ? Inbox me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Definjte doubble standards only one applicant

It is double standards you should be offering the position to men as well as women.

There is something sexy about a man using a hoover with just a pair of jeans on, I mean their cleaning could be shit but good to look at, especially when they have to bed over with the nozzle out to get in the corners of the carpet

Danish x"

Your Hoover wears jeans?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Definjte doubble standards only one applicant

It is double standards you should be offering the position to men as well as women.

If men could clean i wouldnt be in this situation would i

Ah dude don't put us down like that cleaning isn't hard lol

Hear Hear!

At work each night, I have a 2.5 hour cleaning programme to carry out.

OP, didn't your Mother tell you how to clean, wash-up, polish, even sew on a button on a shirt and other domestic chores?

After having cleaned football field size production areas for FOD for months on end as an apprentice i have deep loathing for cleaning.

I do have a robot vacuum though

All im looking for is for somone to load up the dish washer and prance about with a feather duster is that really too much to ask

Oh I was good with this until you mentioned prancing about "

Prancing optional feather duster however is mandatory

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


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Well if he spent a little time cleaning than being in front of a mirror he'd have clean house lol"

Alright love put the handbag away!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did you say naked??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Definjte doubble standards only one applicant

It is double standards you should be offering the position to men as well as women.

If men could clean i wouldnt be in this situation would i

Ah dude don't put us down like that cleaning isn't hard lol

Hear Hear!

At work each night, I have a 2.5 hour cleaning programme to carry out.

OP, didn't your Mother tell you how to clean, wash-up, polish, even sew on a button on a shirt and other domestic chores?

After having cleaned football field size production areas for FOD for months on end as an apprentice i have deep loathing for cleaning.

I do have a robot vacuum though

All im looking for is for somone to load up the dish washer and prance about with a feather duster is that really too much to ask

Oh I was good with this until you mentioned prancing about

Prancing optional feather duster however is mandatory "

I got visions of loads of dudes turning up at your house and reinacting I want to break free

Danish x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Definjte doubble standards only one applicant

It is double standards you should be offering the position to men as well as women.

If men could clean i wouldnt be in this situation would i

Ah dude don't put us down like that cleaning isn't hard lol

Hear Hear!

At work each night, I have a 2.5 hour cleaning programme to carry out.

OP, didn't your Mother tell you how to clean, wash-up, polish, even sew on a button on a shirt and other domestic chores?

After having cleaned football field size production areas for FOD for months on end as an apprentice i have deep loathing for cleaning.

I do have a robot vacuum though

All im looking for is for somone to load up the dish washer and prance about with a feather duster is that really too much to ask

Oh I was good with this until you mentioned prancing about

Prancing optional feather duster however is mandatory

I got visions of loads of dudes turning up at your house and reinacting I want to break free

Danish x"

Wouldnt be the worst thing the neighbours have seen

I really must get round to fitting the kitchen blinds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Definjte doubble standards only one applicant

It is double standards you should be offering the position to men as well as women.

If men could clean i wouldnt be in this situation would i

Ah dude don't put us down like that cleaning isn't hard lol

Hear Hear!

At work each night, I have a 2.5 hour cleaning programme to carry out.

OP, didn't your Mother tell you how to clean, wash-up, polish, even sew on a button on a shirt and other domestic chores?

After having cleaned football field size production areas for FOD for months on end as an apprentice i have deep loathing for cleaning.

I do have a robot vacuum though

All im looking for is for somone to load up the dish washer and prance about with a feather duster is that really too much to ask

Oh I was good with this until you mentioned prancing about

Well if he spent a little time cleaning than being in front of a mirror he'd have clean house lol"

Meow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Definjte doubble standards only one applicant

It is double standards you should be offering the position to men as well as women.

If men could clean i wouldnt be in this situation would i

Ah dude don't put us down like that cleaning isn't hard lol

Hear Hear!

At work each night, I have a 2.5 hour cleaning programme to carry out.

OP, didn't your Mother tell you how to clean, wash-up, polish, even sew on a button on a shirt and other domestic chores?

After having cleaned football field size production areas for FOD for months on end as an apprentice i have deep loathing for cleaning.

I do have a robot vacuum though

All im looking for is for somone to load up the dish washer and prance about with a feather duster is that really too much to ask

Oh I was good with this until you mentioned prancing about

Prancing optional feather duster however is mandatory

I got visions of loads of dudes turning up at your house and reinacting I want to break free

Danish x"

Classic pure Freddie mercury style lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Had to do it myself

Aplications for scantily clad women however are still open.

New duties involve being sexy and saying my cooking tastes good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't clean my own house so why would I clean someone else's?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I don't clean my own house so why would I clean someone else's? "

Well ive solved that problem haven't i

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Had to do it myself

Aplications for scantily clad women however are still open.

New duties involve being sexy and saying my cooking tastes good"

But one must not tell lies

Doughnut

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Had to do it myself

Aplications for scantily clad women however are still open.

New duties involve being sexy and saying my cooking tastes good

But one must not tell lies

Doughnut "

Mean

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Had to do it myself

Aplications for scantily clad women however are still open.

New duties involve being sexy and saying my cooking tastes good"

I hate cooking. You do the cooking, I'll do the cleaning, and then we can wrestle and fall off the bed....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Had to do it myself

Aplications for scantily clad women however are still open.

New duties involve being sexy and saying my cooking tastes good

I hate cooking. You do the cooking, I'll do the cleaning, and then we can wrestle and fall off the bed.... "

Perfect you can drink margaritas and provide kotivation while i dig the garden too lol

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