FabSwingers.com forum: Towns with pervy names

By *lam rocker OP Man
over a year ago

Tain

it came to me in a flash, and was started off by Jamie and his Magic Torch. Towns with pervy names!

There must be lots.

I can think of Chorlton Cum Hardy and Twatt

Chorlton is in Lancashire and there are two Twatts, one on Orkney and one in Shetland.

Of course, there's Scunthorpe too but can you think of any.

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

Penistone.. Jr Sheffield

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By *lassic1Man
over a year ago

bellshill

Cockermouth must be there somewhere??

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple
over a year ago

hexham

"Cockermouth must be there somewhere??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

for some Pampisford would cum in this list

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By *lam rocker OP Man
over a year ago

Tain

Brown Willy is in Cornwall

and hearing about the snow in Scotland reminds me of the Cock Bridge road.

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

There's always

Brest and pussy in France..

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By *lassic1Man
over a year ago

bellshill

Theres a mountain in Highlands called the Maidens Pap.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Newark is an anagram of a well known swear word.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

there is a place in germany called fucking and they are always having their sign stolen lol

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

There's a small village between Glasgow and Edinburgh called BONKLE

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Three cocks in wales lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not a place, but an organisation in Edinburgh called the Dick Vet with its annex the Easter Bush

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By *un_JuiceCouple
over a year ago

Nr Chester

Sure there's a place called Little Hampton.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Peasdown St John in Somerset .... for all those water sport enthusiasts.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Broadwoodwidger in Devon.

BTW being pedantic, Chorlton-cum-Hardy is a Manchester suburb.

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By *he WabbitsCouple
over a year ago

Bromsgrove

Piddle in the Hole Worcestershire.

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By *weet DevilMan
over a year ago

dukinfield

pratts bottom kent

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By *landPeggyCouple
over a year ago

Holland !

"there is a place in germany called fucking and they are always having their sign stolen lol

Austria as it goes, there's a beer who managed to get the license to be called " fucking hell ", hell being a type of German beer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wankum in Germany fav picture pose place

Muckley Corner in Shropshire

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By *athnBobCouple
over a year ago

sandwell

There is a village called "Flash" in derbyshire on the buxton road.

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By *amslam1000Man
over a year ago

willenhall

"There is a village called "Flash" in derbyshire on the buxton road. "

i used to live in a villiage in germany calld fuctorf

"wheres he gone Fuctorf" lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mianus in Conneticut USA

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By *eavenNhellCouple
over a year ago

carrbrook stalybridge

there's upperthong. and netherthong near holmfirth yorkshire

also nicker brow in saddleworth yorkshire

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By *aykayMan
over a year ago

ipwich

fockerbers scotland

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By *ipstickCouple
over a year ago

swansea

Licky End just outside Birmingham ! lol

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By *arambarMan
over a year ago

swindon

"Licky End just outside Birmingham ! lol"

Haha - I know that one!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shitterton in Dorset lol

Fanny Hill in Scotland

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

There s a place in Germany near the Dutch border called "Wankum"

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By *issNaughtyxxxWoman
over a year ago

Aberdeen

These made me smile, some great ones in there. Must go to visit one or two of these fab named places

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There is a balls end road in the forest of dean

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

little hamlet in Bavaria called 'wank'..

still got a picture of it..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

brightwell cum sotwell (honestly spelt that way !) near wallingford

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's a place in the New Forest called Sandy Balls - would have thought that was more appropriate for Studland! lol

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By *uby In StockingsTV/TS
over a year ago

Cheadle

"Wankum in Germany fav picture pose place

Yes but did you know Wankum was in a district called "Titz", so, officially, it's Wankum in Titz!!! awesome eh!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A colleague of mine and I giggle every morning when he get of our train as we hear the announcement for the next train calling at Effingham Junction...ah it never gets old.

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By *enithWoman
over a year ago

closer than you think

There is a Crotch Crescent in Marston Oxford !!

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By *obletonMan
over a year ago

A Home Among The Woodland Creatures

there's a Faccombe in Hampshire

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By *acavityMan
over a year ago

Redditch

Bell End, which is quite close to Lickey End

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By *ustyWoman
over a year ago

inverclyde

place in oxfordshire called pusey

but my daughters head teacher is called ...MR A DICK

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By *eighleedsMan
over a year ago

leeds

there is a village in East Yorkshire called Wetwang

The late Richard Madeley from countdown was honary mayor

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By *ll of a QuiverCouple
over a year ago

Douglas

Isn't there a town called Cockfosters?

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By *ot - CoupleCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

Muff in Ireland

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By *uby In StockingsTV/TS
over a year ago

Cheadle

I had a friend whose address was:

Mary Lykes,

The Cockwell Inn

Tillet

Herts.

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By *arnayguyMan
over a year ago

Durham Tees

There's a town in Pennsylvania, USA called Intercourse.

And not forgetting

Midsomer Cockupyerarsehole

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In pensylvania (if that's how you spell it!) There's a small ammish town called Intercourse

I saw it by watching Top Gear :D

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By *taffs_hotwifeCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Muckley Corner is around the corner from us in Staffordshire.

There is a place called Dildo in Newfoundland, Canada

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By *elshguy34Man
over a year ago

Carmarthenshire

"there is a village in East Yorkshire called Wetwang

The late Richard Madeley from countdown was honary mayor"

Isnt there also a place called Wetwang Slack?

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By *hropscouple27Couple
over a year ago

Sth Staffs

There is a place near Bolton called Nob End and a place called Anus in Burgundy, France.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's a place called Twathats, not far from Ecclefechan in Scotland.

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By *eighleedsMan
over a year ago

leeds

"there is a village in East Yorkshire called Wetwang

The late Richard Madeley from countdown was honary mayor"

i did of course mean Richard whiteley not Madeley

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By *eighleedsMan
over a year ago

leeds

"there is a village in East Yorkshire called Wetwang

The late Richard Madeley from countdown was honary mayor

Isnt there also a place called Wetwang Slack?

same place i think

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By *waymanMan
over a year ago

newcastle

"Cockermouth must be there somewhere??

wideopen

Pronounced Widdy o'pen by nice lasses who don;t want to say 'I'm a Wideopen girl...'

What's the difference between a Klondyke (in Northumberland, just up the road form New York, by the way) and a clone dyke?

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