FabSwingers.com forum: Would I Lie To You? (Beta Version)

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ok write a statement and it's up to the rest of us to say wether you're lying or not. There's no turns just post and if you want tp ask questions just reply and quote.

It's up to person who posts the statement when it's time to confess. Not sure how this will pan out. Knowing my threads it's 50/50...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I've got pissed with Stu Francis...

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

I've swam accross the English Channel

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"I've got pissed with Stu Francis..."

True

(He just told me so)

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

I don't have a cock cage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't have a cock cage "

You lying hound!

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"I've swam accross the English Channel "

True me guesses

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've swam accross the English Channel "

I believe you

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I soiled my pants whilst in the same car as Prince Phillip.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I soiled my pants whilst in the same car as Prince Phillip....."

Was he driving?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once got so gazeboed at karaoke that I couldn’t sing the duet I lined up with Ads, he had to sing it with my ex husband.

Geeky x

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"I soiled my pants whilst in the same car as Prince Phillip.....

Was he driving?"

Yes - I jumped out into an oncoming lane for safety....

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"I've got pissed with Stu Francis..."

How do you know Stu ?

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By *laytimenowMan
over a year ago

Essex

Ive got an Oscar.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I made marshmallows for Prince Charles and Camilla

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've swam accross the English Channel "

True

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I made marshmallows for Prince Charles and Camilla"

Oooo I think this could be true!

Geeky x

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"I once got so gazeboed at karaoke that I couldn’t sing the duet I lined up with Ads, he had to sing it with my ex husband.

Geeky x"

True I think

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Ive got an Oscar."

A trick one this I’ll wager

You have a pet called Oscar? True therefore

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"I made marshmallows for Prince Charles and Camilla"

True again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've had Robbie Coltrane up my back passage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My niece went to lunch with Mark Whalberg

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Crash landed in a paramotor on top of an army base whilst out in Cyprus, wearing just my bikini

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By *rtraymondo76Man
over a year ago

Cheltenham

I've run the London Marathon twice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was on the Titanic....

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"I've had Robbie Coltrane up my back passage"

Hmmmm......false (I think, unless you mean in your back garden which may well be true....)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My niece went to lunch with Mark Whalberg "

I once had the most amazing cuddle with his brother Donnie in 2008.

Geeky x

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"My niece went to lunch with Mark Whalberg "

True

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Crash landed in a paramotor on top of an army base whilst out in Cyprus, wearing just my bikini

That’s got to be true

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"I've run the London Marathon twice."

True

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"I was on the Titanic...."

Time travel? True for sure

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"My niece went to lunch with Mark Whalberg

I once had the most amazing cuddle with his brother Donnie in 2008.

Geeky x"

True again

(Donnie was awesome in NKOTB (um.....so I heard...)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was on the Titanic....

Time travel? True for sure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My niece went to lunch with Mark Whalberg

I once had the most amazing cuddle with his brother Donnie in 2008.

Geeky x

True again

(Donnie was awesome in NKOTB (um.....so I heard...)

It is actually true!! I had a meet and greet with them when they toured over here. When our group walked in he snogged one of our group. Proper full on stuff, when we went to leave I decided to go in for a cuddle as I thought I’m not paying all that money to be on the end of the photo and not even spoke to one of them! He kind of half hearted cuddled then he pulled me back, I was in heaven lol.

Geeky x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've had Robbie Coltrane up my back passage

Hmmmm......false (I think, unless you mean in your back garden which may well be true....)

They filmed an episode of Cracker behind our house. Cleaned it all first then scattered their own 'tv dirt' around.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've got pissed with Stu Francis...

How do you know Stu ?"

I was working in Holme Lacy house hotel in Hereford and he was performing and I was working the bar. After gis act he stayed at the bar for a chat and some free drinks. After my shift we had a drink together.

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By *r99mr99Man
over a year ago

Ealing

Steven Tyler asked me for a photograph of us together

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By *r99mr99Man
over a year ago

Ealing

"Crash landed in a paramotor on top of an army base whilst out in Cyprus, wearing just my bikini

I hope this is true

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I was on the Titanic...."

Ummmm?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Crash landed in a paramotor on top of an army base whilst out in Cyprus, wearing just my bikini

I hope this is true "

Absolutely... Luckily unscathed, a few gashes & scratches at most, but the embarrassment... something else!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I once got so gazeboed at karaoke that I couldn’t sing the duet I lined up with Ads, he had to sing it with my ex husband.

Geeky x

True I think

Yes! We hadn’t been together long either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have peed on several Royal estates.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"I've got pissed with Stu Francis...

How do you know Stu ?

What drink did you have ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've got pissed with Stu Francis...

How do you know Stu ?

What drink did you have ?"

Fosters I think or stella. This was 2005.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've got pissed with Stu Francis...

How do you know Stu ?

What drink did you have ?

Fosters I think or stella. This was 2005."

I got George Mccrae pissed in the middle of the day by giving him free drinks in another Warner hotel on Isle of Wight. It was hours before he was due to perform. Nearly got the sack for that but it turned out to be hilarious and everyone loved. He was lap dancing with the old ladies.... or did I?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've got pissed with Stu Francis...

How do you know Stu ?

What drink did you have ?

Fosters I think or stella. This was 2005.

I am George McCrae and the above story is all bollocks

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've got pissed with Stu Francis...

How do you know Stu ?

What drink did you have ?

Fosters I think or stella. This was 2005.

I am George McCrae and the above story is all bollocks "

You look whiter than me!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've got pissed with Stu Francis...

How do you know Stu ?

What drink did you have ?

Fosters I think or stella. This was 2005.

I am George McCrae and the above story is all bollocks

You look whiter than me!

It's all true!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have peed on several Royal estates."

True

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I never ever get banned... ever!

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

I've flirted with a member of the Royal Family.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've flirted with a member of the Royal Family."

Which one?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've flirted with a member of the Royal Family."
true

I was once a singer in a music video

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

"I've flirted with a member of the Royal Family.

Which one? "

Which one what?

As in which one of us, or which one of them?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've flirted with a member of the Royal Family.

Which one?

Which one what?

As in which one of us, or which one of them?"

Both?

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

Mart... and it was a female member.... maybe lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mart... and it was a female member.... maybe lol

Princess Diana?

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By *orthern_monkeyMan
over a year ago

MANCHESTER

"Crash landed in a paramotor on top of an army base whilst out in Cyprus, wearing just my bikini

I hope this is true "

Ace!!

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

"Mart... and it was a female member.... maybe lol

Princess Diana? "

A gentleman never tells.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mart... and it was a female member.... maybe lol

Princess Diana?

A gentleman never tells.

Was it? She was the only one I liked. She was posh but proper like!

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

"Mart... and it was a female member.... maybe lol

Princess Diana?

A gentleman never tells.

Was it? She was the only one I liked. She was posh but proper like!"

No, I never met Diana.

I, and quite a few others, were getting tour medals, and she was dishing them out to the people in my row of the parade, which usually means about 10 - 15 seconds per person, medal on, some comment, a smile and on they move to the next soldier.

In truth, she said I looked good in my uniform, and, ever the chopsy twat, I told her she didn't look too bad herself (Ma'am), to which she replied " Are you flirting with me?"...cue me fumbling for a suitably polite answer and struggling to get out of the hole I was digging for myself..bearing in mind I was being watched by a few hundred people, and she had some high ranking Colonel with her, and my SSM, who right about then was looking at me like I was the last pork chop on the plate, and he hadn't eaten in a week! She smiled at my mumblings, and moved on

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

I've fucked Sheridan Smith .

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've fucked Sheridan Smith ."

True!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Bump!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had dinner last night with Alan

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I had dinner last night with Alan

Who's Alan?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I had dinner last night with Alan

Who's Alan? "

Ask our mutual friend, I’m sure when she sees this, she’ll add something....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was a WAG once ( for a couple of months)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I was a WAG once ( for a couple of months)"

Who was you with?

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By *r99mr99Man
over a year ago

Ealing

"I was a WAG once ( for a couple of months)"

True!

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

"I was a WAG once ( for a couple of months)"

That's true....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Alan... Alan who the fuck is Alan?

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

"Alan... Alan who the fuck is Alan?

8" tall...and slightly girthy....he is my mate he is!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Alan... Alan who the fuck is Alan?

8" tall...and slightly girthy....he is my mate he is!

Hmmmmm... so we're talking about a dildo?...

True!!

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

"Alan... Alan who the fuck is Alan?

8" tall...and slightly girthy....he is my mate he is!

Full name, Alan El Strap OnOff...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Alan... Alan who the fuck is Alan?

8" tall...and slightly girthy....he is my mate he is!

Full name, Alan El Strap OnOff...

Oh a strap on? Still true...

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

"Alan... Alan who the fuck is Alan?

8" tall...and slightly girthy....he is my mate he is!

Full name, Alan El Strap OnOff...

Oh a strap on? Still true..."

No I made it up.....yesss it's true

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