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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London

What are you desperate for right now?

I could do with a massage and a good nap...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm alright actually, quite content.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A bath

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

A fuck, apparently.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A gin, but it's too early

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A fuck, apparently. "

Who told you that lol

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"I'm alright actually, quite content. "

Not even for a nice bit of cake?...

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"A fuck, apparently. "

It wasn't another FaF msg was it?

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By *eplicant JoWoman
over a year ago

Sussex countryside

Cuddles .. always cuddles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm alright actually, quite content.

Not even for a nice bit of cake?..."

No I just had a cuppa and a kitkat.

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"A gin, but it's too early "

Its never too early for gin plus weather is lovely after all!..

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Cuddles .. always cuddles "

Fancy a cuddle?..

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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Ermmm. A good massage, not actually desperate for it though. It'd be nice. Good way to pass the time.

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"I'm alright actually, quite content.

Not even for a nice bit of cake?...

No I just had a cuppa and a kitkat."

Any kit kats left as I'm quite peckish?...

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL


"A fuck, apparently.

Who told you that lol "

Ummm, a couple in a little game I'm playing lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What are you desperate for right now?

I could do with a massage and a good nap..."

To be by the sea. Walking on the warm sand in the sun. Damn, I bet it was lush on the beaches today!

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL


"A fuck, apparently.

It wasn't another FaF msg was it?"

I currently have lots of those...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Job car

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Ermmm. A good massage, not actually desperate for it though. It'd be nice. Good way to pass the time."

Its a great way to pass the time...

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"What are you desperate for right now?

I could do with a massage and a good nap...

To be by the sea. Walking on the warm sand in the sun. Damn, I bet it was lush on the beaches today! "

And eating an ice cream!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A nice cup of tea and some chocolate

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

A cuddle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To get out of work 2 hours early, I'm sooo bored

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What are you desperate for right now?

I could do with a massage and a good nap...

To be by the sea. Walking on the warm sand in the sun. Damn, I bet it was lush on the beaches today! "

I’m by the sea and it’s windy and a bit chilly down there...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a lovely mature lady to correspond/chat with

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An orgasm

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL


"To get out of work 2 hours early, I'm sooo bored "
ooooh come and play lol...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"To get out of work 2 hours early, I'm sooo bored ooooh come and play lol... "

Love to what are we playing? Eye spy or doctors and nurses? Haha

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL


"To get out of work 2 hours early, I'm sooo bored ooooh come and play lol...

Love to what are we playing? Eye spy or doctors and nurses? Haha "

I'll be nurse..

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By *oungcouple25Couple
over a year ago

coventry

A bath and a back rub

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"To get out of work 2 hours early, I'm sooo bored ooooh come and play lol...

Love to what are we playing? Eye spy or doctors and nurses? Haha

I'll be nurse.. "

Brilliant. I'm gonna need to test some equipment first of all nurse so just pop yourself up on the bed please

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL


"To get out of work 2 hours early, I'm sooo bored ooooh come and play lol...

Love to what are we playing? Eye spy or doctors and nurses? Haha

I'll be nurse..

Brilliant. I'm gonna need to test some equipment first of all nurse so just pop yourself up on the bed please "

Has it stopped itching and bleeding?

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By *eviant KnightMan
over a year ago

Norton

A pint. It's beer garden weather

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Has it stopped itching and bleeding? "

It's meant to do that, promise

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By *inkysexpotMan
over a year ago

leeds

Wouldn't say desperate but I've been thinking about a nice chilli and garlic chicken balti all day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What are you desperate for right now?

I could do with a massage and a good nap...

To be by the sea. Walking on the warm sand in the sun. Damn, I bet it was lush on the beaches today!

And eating an ice cream! "

Well, it's not something I am desperate for, but if it's going

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"A nice cup of tea and some chocolate "

I dont have any chocolate but could make you a cuppa?...

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"To get out of work 2 hours early, I'm sooo bored ooooh come and play lol...

Love to what are we playing? Eye spy or doctors and nurses? Haha "

That could be an idea for a thread!...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve been awake since 3am after only a couple of hours sleep, bed would be lovely right about now!

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"I'm alright actually, quite content.

Not even for a nice bit of cake?...

No I just had a cuppa and a kitkat."

Hmmm...kit kat

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

I'm now after a gang bang

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"I'm alright actually, quite content.

Not even for a nice bit of cake?...

No I just had a cuppa and a kitkat.

Hmmm...kit kat "

Do you have any for tonights late thread Samiss?...

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"I'm alright actually, quite content.

Not even for a nice bit of cake?...

No I just had a cuppa and a kitkat.

Hmmm...kit kat

Do you have any for tonights late thread Samiss?..."

Yep, got a stash in today, got some dark chocolate ones!

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"I'm now after a gang bang "

Isnt it a bit early for one?!...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A gin, but it's too early "

Its not too early I'm on it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For me, cuddles, kisses and sex where you really connect with the other person

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"I'm alright actually, quite content.

Not even for a nice bit of cake?...

No I just had a cuppa and a kitkat.

Hmmm...kit kat

Do you have any for tonights late thread Samiss?...

Yep, got a stash in today, got some dark chocolate ones! "

Oooh....will be ready for you after 10.30 pm!...

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"I'm alright actually, quite content.

Not even for a nice bit of cake?...

No I just had a cuppa and a kitkat.

Hmmm...kit kat

Do you have any for tonights late thread Samiss?...

Yep, got a stash in today, got some dark chocolate ones!

Oooh....will be ready for you after 10.30 pm!... "

Ok Ash. Are you doing it or Jim?

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"I'm alright actually, quite content.

Not even for a nice bit of cake?...

No I just had a cuppa and a kitkat.

Hmmm...kit kat

Do you have any for tonights late thread Samiss?...

Yep, got a stash in today, got some dark chocolate ones!

Oooh....will be ready for you after 10.30 pm!...

Ok Ash. Are you doing it or Jim? "

I'm on late thread duty this evening...

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"I'm alright actually, quite content.

Not even for a nice bit of cake?...

No I just had a cuppa and a kitkat.

Hmmm...kit kat

Do you have any for tonights late thread Samiss?...

Yep, got a stash in today, got some dark chocolate ones!

Oooh....will be ready for you after 10.30 pm!...

Ok Ash. Are you doing it or Jim?

I'm on late thread duty this evening... "

Ok catcha later

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL


"I'm alright actually, quite content.

Not even for a nice bit of cake?...

No I just had a cuppa and a kitkat.

Hmmm...kit kat

Do you have any for tonights late thread Samiss?...

Yep, got a stash in today, got some dark chocolate ones! "

Oooh there are pink ones now, have you tried them?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm alright actually, quite content.

Not even for a nice bit of cake?...

No I just had a cuppa and a kitkat.

Hmmm...kit kat

Do you have any for tonights late thread Samiss?...

Yep, got a stash in today, got some dark chocolate ones!

Oooh....will be ready for you after 10.30 pm!...

Ok Ash. Are you doing it or Jim?

I'm on late thread duty this evening... "
Does it get you laid more, doing these threads?

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"I'm alright actually, quite content.

Not even for a nice bit of cake?...

No I just had a cuppa and a kitkat.

Hmmm...kit kat

Do you have any for tonights late thread Samiss?...

Yep, got a stash in today, got some dark chocolate ones!

Oooh....will be ready for you after 10.30 pm!...

Ok Ash. Are you doing it or Jim?

I'm on late thread duty this evening... Does it get you laid more, doing these threads?"

No doesn't get me laid at all..

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"I'm alright actually, quite content.

Not even for a nice bit of cake?...

No I just had a cuppa and a kitkat.

Hmmm...kit kat

Do you have any for tonights late thread Samiss?...

Yep, got a stash in today, got some dark chocolate ones!

Oooh there are pink ones now, have you tried them? "

Really . I want some

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

To feel better.

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"To feel better."

Sorry you are poorly xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your mum.

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Your mum."

You are so naughty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To go home

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"To feel better."

Hope you feel better soon...

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville


"To feel better.

Sorry you are poorly xx"

Thank you xx

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville


"To feel better.

Hope you feel better soon..."

Thank you x

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"To feel better.

Hope you feel better soon...

Thank you x"

You need a cuddle x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A cold one

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"A cold one "

Ice cream?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oral

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m not desperate for it but I’d love to have a good old belly laugh, the kinda one that make my eyes water and difficult to breathe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A cwtch......

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

A shower and a shave.

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London

I could do now with something to eat!...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A gin, but it's too early "

Never too early for Gin O'clock.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A cuddle would be great right now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If i saw this a couple if hours ago it would of been someone to do my ironing and packing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To be pain free

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"If i saw this a couple if hours ago it would of been someone to do my ironing and packing "

Are you going any where nice?

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"To be pain free "

I hope you can be pain free soon..

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

Pork pie n ringos

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To get some Sleep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pain relief as I had a wisdom tooth removed my a dentist! Brutal fucka

And a hug because of above

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By *inxy300Woman
over a year ago

nottinghamshire


"I’m not desperate for it but I’d love to have a good old belly laugh, the kinda one that make my eyes water and difficult to breathe "

Me too they are the best

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By *greygorCouple
over a year ago

birmingham

fuck all .nowt .am very happy with what i have .[sorry to any one in pain ]ill or in bad romance .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vanilla ice cream with chocolate sauce!

Geeky x

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

a cuddle and a cuppa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A spooning partner. I miss that and could definitely do with that right now

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By *apasmurfkingMan
over a year ago

not so Littlehampton

A cuddle. And cheese straws, been craving them all day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Glock 20 to defend my kids

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My ankle to get better asap. Doing my head in a bit, now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sleep

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"a cuddle and a cuppa "

Always a good way to end the day.

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

More sex

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"More sex"

Sex would be nice.

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport


"a cuddle and a cuppa

Always a good way to end the day."

I’ll be spooning the dog.

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London

Sending virtual hugs,cuddles and spooning to who ever needed it today..

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By *ifty69Man
over a year ago

north tyneside


"More sex"

A good fuck, licking ,sucking followed by nice food and drink,

Then repeat lol

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London

Coffee and toast right now!...

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By *randMrsTeaseCouple
over a year ago

Durham

Desperate for a big win on the lottery.

#GimmieThatDosh

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

The loo & a strong coffee

The toilet is through my kitchen, the builders are in there taking a wall down.

I may have to nip to work to make use of their facilities

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"The loo & a strong coffee

The toilet is through my kitchen, the builders are in there taking a wall down.

I may have to nip to work to make use of their facilities "

Tell em to get out of the way

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows


"The loo & a strong coffee

The toilet is through my kitchen, the builders are in there taking a wall down.

I may have to nip to work to make use of their facilities

Tell em to get out of the way "

No!

Even if I could, I wouldn't

I've waited 18mths for them to restart working, I'm not stopping them now

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"The loo & a strong coffee

The toilet is through my kitchen, the builders are in there taking a wall down.

I may have to nip to work to make use of their facilities

Tell em to get out of the way

No!

Even if I could, I wouldn't

I've waited 18mths for them to restart working, I'm not stopping them now "

Get a bucket and go upstairs then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some cough medicine, throat lozenges and ice cream.

#Ifeellikeshit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To finish work..had enough already

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows


"The loo & a strong coffee

The toilet is through my kitchen, the builders are in there taking a wall down.

I may have to nip to work to make use of their facilities

Tell em to get out of the way

No!

Even if I could, I wouldn't

I've waited 18mths for them to restart working, I'm not stopping them now

Get a bucket and go upstairs then "

Buckets are in the cupboard under the sink

I'm seriously considering using the cats tray!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A lovely milf/cougar to devour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Either a whisky, a week's worth of sleep or laid... It's really difficult to tell right now haha

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By *ake_holeMan
over a year ago

London

Krispy Kreme, you deliver right?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't wait to have Cute back. He's been abroad for over a week now and I'm feeling really meh without my daily dose of cuddles

K

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By *rontier PsychiatristMan
over a year ago

Coventry

My bed.

Or to be fair anyone else's at the moment.

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"I can't wait to have Cute back. He's been abroad for over a week now and I'm feeling really meh without my daily dose of cuddles

K"

Hope Cute comes back home soon...

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London

I'm really desperate now for a Greggs sausage roll!...

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By *hewifeandiCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

For the wife to hurry up and get ready so we can do out

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By *hill44Man
over a year ago

hinckley

Cup of tea & a hob nob

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"For the wife to hurry up and get ready so we can do out "

Hurry up Mrs!...Hope you enjoy your day out..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have quite a list the top two things are:

A new job.

A massage because I ache all over.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Saturday to come.

And sleep, I really need sleep

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"I have quite a list the top two things are:

A new job.

A massage because I ache all over.

"

Hope you manage to get a new job soon and a massage to help with those aches and pains..

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Saturday to come.

And sleep, I really need sleep"

whats happening on Saturday?....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sainsbury's jam doughnuts

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By *airytaleOfNewPorkMan
over a year ago

Cheltenham/Telford

A milk chocolate magnum, a beer and a blowjob..... In no particular order

Im a confused individual

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

A glass of wine, chocolate and a nice hard cock. Wine and chocolate it is then, 2 out of 3 ain't bad lol.

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By *.gerri.xTV/TS
over a year ago

North west

a cig ..on a train to inverness and starting to twitch and glare at random wildlings

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To fall asleep in my lover's arms.

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By *an_LexaCouple
over a year ago

Sunderland

Salted caramel profiteroles. And loads of them.

Please and thank you

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By *am4CamWoman
over a year ago

Fairy Land

A good, solid, restorative night’s sleep. I am physically and emotionally drained to the point of burn out breaking point. Alternatively; a really nice orgasm (followed by quality sleep).

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By *.gerri.xTV/TS
over a year ago

North west

still a cig 11 mins fu scotrail an your 6 min delay

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By *arryg2000Man
over a year ago

Whitton

Hello everyone ......How are we all??

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By *an_LexaCouple
over a year ago

Sunderland


"Hello everyone ......How are we all??"

Desperate for profiteroles, you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I feel like an Oreo Ice-Cream.

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"still a cig 11 mins fu scotrail an your 6 min delay"

Hope you have your cigarette soon!...

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By *iamond coupleCouple
over a year ago

leeds

Peanut butter on toast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To wrap my legs around a strong back.... Failing that I wouldn't mind some cheese on toast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

New knees

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"To wrap my legs around a strong back.... Failing that I wouldn't mind some cheese on toast "

Cheese on toast isn't a bad second option!...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A wee lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"To wrap my legs around a strong back.... Failing that I wouldn't mind some cheese on toast

Cheese on toast isn't a bad second option!... "

Sorry, say again, I cant hear you there in the distance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need a full body massage and a day off work tomorrow to spend as I wish.

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"A wee lol"

I hope you managed to get there in time?!

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London

Peanut butter on toast...

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By *uteLittleGeekWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere

A good relaxing massage or someone to make

me laugh

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"A good relaxing massage or someone to make

me laugh"

why did the scare crow win a prize?...He was outstanding in his field!...

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By *uteLittleGeekWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere


"A good relaxing massage or someone to make

me laugh

why did the scare crow win a prize?...He was outstanding in his field!..."

Ha thanks . Not a funny joke but at least you made an effort

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"A good relaxing massage or someone to make

me laugh

why did the scare crow win a prize?...He was outstanding in his field!...

Ha thanks . Not a funny joke but at least you made an effort "

Thank you...I have a new joke book so will be trying them out on the forum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Still job and car

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

A massage would go down well, a deep deep massage to relax my aching neck.

Finding some enthusiasm for the housework but be great.

First day off in a week so much to do

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By *airytaleOfNewPorkMan
over a year ago

Cheltenham/Telford


"A massage would go down well, a deep deep massage to relax my aching neck.

Finding some enthusiasm for the housework but be great.

First day off in a week so much to do "

Massages... Yes.... My aching neck after being hunched over a laptop all week!!! I'll do you if you do me!?

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"A good, solid, restorative night’s sleep. I am physically and emotionally drained to the point of burn out breaking point. Alternatively; a really nice orgasm (followed by quality sleep). "

Here's hoping you het 1 of them or better still both x

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By *rHornyGentMan
over a year ago

South East London


"What are you desperate for right now?

I could do with a massage and a good nap..."

A cheese omelette

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A curvy woman to sit on my face, best breakfast ever!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone to help me complete this job application

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"A massage would go down well, a deep deep massage to relax my aching neck.

Finding some enthusiasm for the housework but be great.

First day off in a week so much to do

Massages... Yes.... My aching neck after being hunched over a laptop all week!!! I'll do you if you do me!? "

Ooòoo attempting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A massage would go down well, a deep deep massage to relax my aching neck.

Finding some enthusiasm for the housework but be great.

First day off in a week so much to do

Massages... Yes.... My aching neck after being hunched over a laptop all week!!! I'll do you if you do me!?

Ooòoo attempting "

Im good with my hands and give a nice slow massage with oil

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A massage would go down well, a deep deep massage to relax my aching neck.

Finding some enthusiasm for the housework but be great.

First day off in a week so much to do

Massages... Yes.... My aching neck after being hunched over a laptop all week!!! I'll do you if you do me!?

Ooòoo attempting

Im good with my hands and give a nice slow massage with oil"

I feel there may be a line forming

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What are you desperate for right now?

I could do with a massage and a good nap..."

A guy that lives up to his profile!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Someone to help me complete this job application "

I feel your pain. In the middle of one, too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A new job and a cooked breakfast...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A bacon sandwich and a lady to share Danish with me.

But get the sandwich first! Better yet the lady could bring it with her

Doughnut

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"What are you desperate for right now?

I could do with a massage and a good nap...

A guy that lives up to his profile! "

There are a few of us around who do...

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London

Another massage and good afternoon nap...

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By *umpy101Man
over a year ago

Barry

Maaaan, I'm just looking for a good cuddle, like it doesn't even need to be sexual, I just wanna be the big spoon in my empty bed

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Maaaan, I'm just looking for a good cuddle, like it doesn't even need to be sexual, I just wanna be the big spoon in my empty bed"

Spooning can often lead to forking!..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone to hold my boobs- they are sore

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Someone to hold my boobs- they are sore "

I'd be happy to hold them for a couple of hours!..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People to read our profile before messaging would be great lol

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"People to read our profile before messaging would be great lol "

I always thought you had to msg someone first and then read their profile!...

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By *eplicant JoWoman
over a year ago

Sussex countryside


"Cuddles .. always cuddles

Fancy a cuddle?.."

Yes please, if not too late?

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Cuddles .. always cuddles

Fancy a cuddle?..

Yes please, if not too late? "

Never too late for a cuddle...sending one over from London right now...

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By *eplicant JoWoman
over a year ago

Sussex countryside


"Cuddles .. always cuddles

Fancy a cuddle?..

Yes please, if not too late?

Never too late for a cuddle...sending one over from London right now..."

x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cuddles .. always cuddles

Fancy a cuddle?..

Yes please, if not too late?

Never too late for a cuddle...sending one over from London right now...

x "

You xxx

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows


"What are you desperate for right now?

"

To feel appreciated, valued & respected

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A cwtch......

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"What are you desperate for right now?

To feel appreciated, valued & respected "

And so you should and I hope you are...

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By *harmingCMan
over a year ago

Bishops Stortford

A hug from my favourite human

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By *hispers-40Woman
over a year ago

up the garden path


"A hug from my favourite human"
this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A kiss. A proper, decent long one. It’s been too long...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My shift to end, I want home!

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