FabSwingers.com forum: Who's got the biggest skive on?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I've been seeing a few people in the Black Country or 'Bleak Country as us Brummies like to demean our neighbours.

The worst thing about coming here is the way they drop the speed limit to 15 when you get to junction 1 on the M5. It's to incorporate the Black Country favoured mode of travel, the horse and cart. To be fair though, they're friendly enough folk, I just wish I knew which language they spoke. They didn't really need a museum here, there's still a Woolworths in the high street and most of locals are moaning about this new seat belt law that's just come in. Ive had a little drive around, the place is a bit run down but the sensation of driving over cobbles is good for my back.

So back to civilisation, grab a coffee and then back to kill the day 'working from home' arf, arf.

I know that's not going to take much topping, don't let me down.