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"*peeks through the window and laughs at the 2 guys standing awkwardly drinking pints. "  Will a Baby-sham tempt you inside m’lady?  | |||
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"*peeks through the window and laughs at the 2 guys standing awkwardly drinking pints. Will a Baby-sham tempt you inside m’lady? "Sure I'll get inside you. If you get on all fours I can use your back as a table for my drink | |||
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"*peeks through the window and laughs at the 2 guys standing awkwardly drinking pints. Will a Baby-sham tempt you inside m’lady?
Sure I'll get inside you. If you get on all fours I can use your back as a table for my drink " Well.....I guess the orgy has to get started somehow *gulp* I’ll just get a stiff one (a drink I mean) and assume the position....please be gentle with my virginal bottom | |||
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"*peeks through the window and laughs at the 2 guys standing awkwardly drinking pints. Will a Baby-sham tempt you inside m’lady?
Sure I'll get inside you. If you get on all fours I can use your back as a table for my drink
Well.....I guess the orgy has to get started somehow *gulp* I’ll just get a stiff one (a drink I mean) and assume the position....please be gentle with my virginal bottom "It's ok. I'll bring plenty lube. This won't hurt me a bit x | |||
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"It’s just us two geezers at the mo.....warm up pint sir? " Only coming in if you’re serving food? | |||
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"Have we started yet. Dam knees are killing me here waiting. " There’s drinks on my back whilst you’re waiting....could you pass me that pint on my left buttock please also? - I’m gasping | |||
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"It’s just us two geezers at the mo.....warm up pint sir? Only coming in if you’re serving food?" Yes indeed, there’s some nibbles on my lower back to although I really don’t appreciate whatever cruel joker decided to stick cheese and pineapple sticks in my right bum cheek. I’m fairly sure there’s no acupuncture points there..... | |||
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"It’s just us two geezers at the mo.....warm up pint sir? Only coming in if you’re serving food? Yes indeed, there’s some nibbles on my lower back to although I really don’t appreciate whatever cruel joker decided to stick cheese and pineapple sticks in my right bum cheek. I’m fairly sure there’s no acupuncture points there....." Any hot food! | |||
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"It’s just us two geezers at the mo.....warm up pint sir? Only coming in if you’re serving food? Yes indeed, there’s some nibbles on my lower back to although I really don’t appreciate whatever cruel joker decided to stick cheese and pineapple sticks in my right bum cheek. I’m fairly sure there’s no acupuncture points there..... Any hot food! "Someone just placed a plate of straight out the oven sausage rolls on my right shoulder. ......please, please eat them quickly....I can’t endure the pain much longer!   | |||
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"It’s just us two geezers at the mo.....warm up pint sir? Only coming in if you’re serving food? Yes indeed, there’s some nibbles on my lower back to although I really don’t appreciate whatever cruel joker decided to stick cheese and pineapple sticks in my right bum cheek. I’m fairly sure there’s no acupuncture points there..... Any hot food!
Someone just placed a plate of straight out the oven sausage rolls on my right shoulder.
......please, please eat them quickly....I can’t endure the pain much longer! "I’m on it dear xx | |||
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"May I join in? " Please do! I need help with these sausage rolls! | |||
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"Weirdest orgy ever, a man on his knees covered in a hot buffet while around him ladies chuckle at the male gullibility
I like it
Peach x"Never mind the orgy! What's in this hot buffet? I'm starvin' | |||
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"Have we started yet. Dam knees are killing me here waiting. There’s drinks on my back whilst you’re waiting....could you pass me that pint on my left buttock please also? - I’m gasping "Of course. Do you want the twiglets from your right buttock?? | |||
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"Weirdest orgy ever, a man on his knees covered in a hot buffet while around him ladies chuckle at the male gullibility
I like it
Peach x
Never mind the orgy! What's in this hot buffet? I'm starvin' "Check for pubes, the cocktail sausages may have been up his bum. Faf? Peach x | |||
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"Weirdest orgy ever, a man on his knees covered in a hot buffet while around him ladies chuckle at the male gullibility
I like it
Peach x
Never mind the orgy! What's in this hot buffet? I'm starvin'
Check for pubes, the cocktail sausages may have been up his bum.
Faf?
Peach x" and there I was thinking it was a bit of pulled pork... You can hold my hair back for me if you'd be so kind  | |||
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"Weirdest orgy ever, a man on his knees covered in a hot buffet while around him ladies chuckle at the male gullibility
I like it
Peach x
Never mind the orgy! What's in this hot buffet? I'm starvin'
Check for pubes, the cocktail sausages may have been up his bum.
Faf?
Peach x"Why spoil it? | |||
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"Have we started yet. Dam knees are killing me here waiting. There’s drinks on my back whilst you’re waiting....could you pass me that pint on my left buttock please also? - I’m gasping
Of course. Do you want the twiglets from your right buttock??"Yes please - this is harder work than I thought And just to make it harder, someone back there has apparently mistaken me for a footstool to..... | |||
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"Have we started yet. Dam knees are killing me here waiting. There’s drinks on my back whilst you’re waiting....could you pass me that pint on my left buttock please also? - I’m gasping
Of course. Do you want the twiglets from your right buttock??
Yes please - this is harder work than I thought And just to make it harder, someone back there has apparently mistaken me for a footstool to..... "Sorry  | |||
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"Weirdest orgy ever, a man on his knees covered in a hot buffet while around him ladies chuckle at the male gullibility
I like it
Peach x
Never mind the orgy! What's in this hot buffet? I'm starvin'
Check for pubes, the cocktail sausages may have been up his bum.
Faf?
Peach x"Yes, sorry about that; Someone obviously didn’t get the message that the dips are actually located by my left shoulder blade...... | |||
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"Have we started yet. Dam knees are killing me here waiting. There’s drinks on my back whilst you’re waiting....could you pass me that pint on my left buttock please also? - I’m gasping
Of course. Do you want the twiglets from your right buttock??
Yes please - this is harder work than I thought And just to make it harder, someone back there has apparently mistaken me for a footstool to.....
Sorry "You are of course forgiven.......provided you promise to wear flat bottomed shoes such as plimsolls in future | |||
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"Gooooooooo" Start a thread then bugger off. Poor form sir! | |||
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"Gooooooooo Start a thread then bugger off. Poor form sir! "I’m not sure what to do here, would you mind showing me what goes where? | |||
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"Gooooooooo Start a thread then bugger off. Poor form sir! "He didn’t even drink the pint I got him | |||
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"What going on in here then?  "Pop your clothes off, sit on my lap in the hot tub and I’ll tell you | |||
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"Gooooooooo Start a thread then bugger off. Poor form sir! "busy life | |||
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"Gooooooooo Start a thread then bugger off. Poor form sir! busy life "You’re pints warm now sir - Sorry. (Actually, I drank it) | |||
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"Gooooooooo Start a thread then bugger off. Poor form sir! busy life
You’re pints warm now sir - Sorry.
(Actually, I drank it) "well im not drinking alcohol so il go drink a minge | |||
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