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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Kids will be with mum, I'm free, I'm still skint. I want to relax. Any ideas?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Buy an inflatable hottub.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Kids will be with mum, I'm free, I'm still skint. I want to relax. Any ideas?

"

Don't do anything?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Buy an inflatable hottub."

He's skint.

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff


"Kids will be with mum, I'm free, I'm still skint. I want to relax. Any ideas?

"

Sell their toys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Buy an inflatable hottub.

He's skint. "

He's a good looking lad I'm sure he can think of something to raise a bit of cash.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why does a weekend of fun have to cost good socialising with friends or fab friends can be the best fun had on a tight budget...

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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Skint skint? Or ten pounds to your name?

You could download Pokemon Go - if the weather continues in this fashion it'd be fun.

Have a self pamper day, you can pick up a face mask, nice bath stuff for quite cheap. Make your own popcorn and then watch a series/film of your choice.

Start C25K - running can help lift your mood and also, you'll be outside.

Bake! Bake scones and a cake or something. See if any local fabber friends want to pop over for the aforementioned items and tea.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Buy an inflatable hottub."

No chance.. I have access to about 7 decent American proper hotubs

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Kids will be with mum, I'm free, I'm still skint. I want to relax. Any ideas?

Don't do anything?"

I'll get bored

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Kids will be with mum, I'm free, I'm still skint. I want to relax. Any ideas?

Sell their toys"

I like your thinking

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Skint skint? Or ten pounds to your name?

You could download Pokemon Go - if the weather continues in this fashion it'd be fun.

Have a self pamper day, you can pick up a face mask, nice bath stuff for quite cheap. Make your own popcorn and then watch a series/film of your choice.

Start C25K - running can help lift your mood and also, you'll be outside.

Bake! Bake scones and a cake or something. See if any local fabber friends want to pop over for the aforementioned items and tea."

baking is about as close as you got to anything I'd be interested in Cooking is fun.. though messy when I'm involved.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Why does a weekend of fun have to cost good socialising with friends or fab friends can be the best fun had on a tight budget..."

I agree wholeheartedly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Kids will be with mum, I'm free, I'm still skint. I want to relax. Any ideas?

Sell their toys"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Visit your local area as though you are a tourist. Explore and find out about new places.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Kids will be with mum, I'm free, I'm still skint. I want to relax. Any ideas?

Don't do anything?

I'll get bored "

Yeah but the definition of relaxing is doing nothing right?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Buy an inflatable hottub."

The first thing I do when I’m skint is go out and buy something expensive I don’t need and can’t afford.

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By *lceeWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Find your local urbexing spots...go explore an old abandoned mill or air force base and take lots of moody photos.

That’s my skint time activity of choice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Find your local urbexing spots...go explore an old abandoned mill or air force base and take lots of moody photos.

That’s my skint time activity of choice "

Or you could just sit about wanking.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go walking? On your own or with friends? Exploring? Take a picnic?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Find your local urbexing spots...go explore an old abandoned mill or air force base and take lots of moody photos.

That’s my skint time activity of choice "

urbexing? is that like geocaching?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Find your local urbexing spots...go explore an old abandoned mill or air force base and take lots of moody photos.

That’s my skint time activity of choice

Or you could just sit about wanking."
only so much abuse my body can take

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Go walking? On your own or with friends? Exploring? Take a picnic? "

I get bored on my own. At least when the kids are with me i can chat crap about greet mythology or who our favourite marvel characters are.

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By *wisted999Man
over a year ago

North Bucks

See what local events are on in the area. Go along.

Find a social and just drink lime and soda but ask for an umbrella so it looks you are balling with a cocktail.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

By a selection of fruit and veg and take seductive photos with them, then make a nice veg curry and fruit salad for dinner.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"See what local events are on in the area. Go along.

Find a social and just drink lime and soda but ask for an umbrella so it looks you are balling with a cocktail. "

Ballin'

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"By a selection of fruit and veg and take seductive photos with them, then make a nice veg curry and fruit salad for dinner."

I think I like that idea best so far

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"By a selection of fruit and veg and take seductive photos with them, then make a nice veg curry and fruit salad for dinner.

I think I like that idea best so far "

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By *lceeWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


"Find your local urbexing spots...go explore an old abandoned mill or air force base and take lots of moody photos.

That’s my skint time activity of choice

urbexing? is that like geocaching? "

Hell, no! You and I are going to have to have a long talk about this!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sounds bliss, a weekend doing nothing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One day doing something active maybe, long walk / bike ride taking in a pub at the end.

Next day have a Duvet Day - binging on a new box set.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Grab a chess set, go to your local old folks home: all the tea and biscuits you can consume, you’ll hear some great memories/stories and you’ll seriously brighten thier weekend.

Or sit in you underpants and masturbate yourself into a coma.

Either one is a winner.

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff


"Grab a chess set, go to your local old folks home: all the tea and biscuits you can consume, you’ll hear some great memories/stories and you’ll seriously brighten thier weekend.

Or sit in you underpants and masturbate yourself into a coma.

Either one is a winner. "

If you do the 2nd option you can still take the biscuits with you.

Hope the stories don't put you off your stroke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Find your local urbexing spots...go explore an old abandoned mill or air force base and take lots of moody photos.

That’s my skint time activity of choice "

Or this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What do you class as relaxation. Is it active as in going for a hike somewhere or more people watching in a pub.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Find your local urbexing spots...go explore an old abandoned mill or air force base and take lots of moody photos.

That’s my skint time activity of choice

urbexing? is that like geocaching?

Hell, no! You and I are going to have to have a long talk about this! "

oh god

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What do you class as relaxation. Is it active as in going for a hike somewhere or more people watching in a pub. "

I don't know.. I'm generally quite relaxed most of the time Autumn.

I dread to think what the rest of you get up to on relaxing weekends given the suggestions so fat

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

*far*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What do you like to do OP? Do you like people? Like being alone? The world is wide my friend!

Geeky x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What do you like to do OP? Do you like people? Like being alone? The world is wide my friend!

Geeky x"

I like people.. mostly.

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Or you could just waste time on here chatting and posting random things like normal

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Or you could just waste time on here chatting and posting random things like normal "

God forgive me and may He/She protect you all from my musings

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Iam free

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Iam free"

you're a bit of a drive pal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're really into history and the natural world. Could you find a book of local history in the library or download a walking tour from the web and explore your local city? Maybe visit a museum nearby too.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You're really into history and the natural world. Could you find a book of local history in the library or download a walking tour from the web and explore your local city? Maybe visit a museum nearby too."

Good point, well spotted. Only museums round here seem to be English Civil War (boring) or Elgar (more boring )

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit


"You're really into history and the natural world. Could you find a book of local history in the library or download a walking tour from the web and explore your local city? Maybe visit a museum nearby too.

Good point, well spotted. Only museums round here seem to be English Civil War (boring) or Elgar (more boring )"

Croome RAF museum - it's where they developed radar

And yes I have just visited the Visit Worcestershire website

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You're really into history and the natural world. Could you find a book of local history in the library or download a walking tour from the web and explore your local city? Maybe visit a museum nearby too.

Good point, well spotted. Only museums round here seem to be English Civil War (boring) or Elgar (more boring )

Croome RAF museum - it's where they developed radar

And yes I have just visited the Visit Worcestershire website"

RAF!? Have a word Gemini.. I'm Army. RAF

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

"and here we have the war medals of a guy who never left Cyprus" zzzz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Self-guided tour of the canal with downloadable guide and audio clips about places on the way. History and exercise! http://thecanaldistrict.com/historical-tour/

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Find your local urbexing spots...go explore an old abandoned mill or air force base and take lots of moody photos.

That’s my skint time activity of choice "

I wouldn't have put you with Urbexing!?!

I've only done it once, many moons ago.. An old abandoned asylum! Very creepy.. I remember there being a toddler's chair with restraints on, which I found particularly disturbing!

I much prefer landscape photography nowadays. Nothing g beats some quiet time in the mountains!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Errrrr post a meet?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Self-guided tour of the canal with downloadable guide and audio clips about places on the way. History and exercise! http://thecanaldistrict.com/historical-tour/"

Not bad..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Self-guided tour of the canal with downloadable guide and audio clips about places on the way. History and exercise! http://thecanaldistrict.com/historical-tour/

Not bad.. "

But not not quite right. Can you say why not?

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit


"You're really into history and the natural world. Could you find a book of local history in the library or download a walking tour from the web and explore your local city? Maybe visit a museum nearby too.

Good point, well spotted. Only museums round here seem to be English Civil War (boring) or Elgar (more boring )

Croome RAF museum - it's where they developed radar

And yes I have just visited the Visit Worcestershire website

RAF!? Have a word Gemini.. I'm Army. RAF "

Bleeding pongos never happy!!

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By *ilkenWoman
over a year ago

Manchester

Go for a walk/run spend some time outside while the weather is good.

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By *electableDalliancesCouple
over a year ago

leeds

Maybe find a gallery or museum to have a wander in, they are usually free.

Glad I read this thread as I've got a few tips myself for things to do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You're really into history and the natural world. Could you find a book of local history in the library or download a walking tour from the web and explore your local city? Maybe visit a museum nearby too.

Good point, well spotted. Only museums round here seem to be English Civil War (boring) or Elgar (more boring )"

If your only in Worster pop into Brum and go to the Birmingham Museum and Art Gallery.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You're really into history and the natural world. Could you find a book of local history in the library or download a walking tour from the web and explore your local city? Maybe visit a museum nearby too.

Good point, well spotted. Only museums round here seem to be English Civil War (boring) or Elgar (more boring )

Croome RAF museum - it's where they developed radar

And yes I have just visited the Visit Worcestershire website

RAF!? Have a word Gemini.. I'm Army. RAF

Bleeding pongos never happy!! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spring cleaning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Origami gk?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Spring cleaning "

hush your filthy mouth!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Origami gk?"

better than spring cleaning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got plenty of decorating just waiting to be done.. (may be waiting some time)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Got plenty of decorating just waiting to be done.. (may be waiting some time)"

so have I.. I'm supposed to be transforming my flat into a pirate getaway. I'm so lazy and such a procrastinator though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Got plenty of decorating just waiting to be done.. (may be waiting some time)

so have I.. I'm supposed to be transforming my flat into a pirate getaway. I'm so lazy and such a procrastinator though "

Ha ha snap!! I finished my living room and just can't be bothered finishing the kitchen.. I annoy myself

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Got plenty of decorating just waiting to be done.. (may be waiting some time)

so have I.. I'm supposed to be transforming my flat into a pirate getaway. I'm so lazy and such a procrastinator though

Ha ha snap!! I finished my living room and just can't be bothered finishing the kitchen.. I annoy myself "

We're such lovely people, I'm sure we'll be forgiven for being lazy toerags

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You're really into history and the natural world. Could you find a book of local history in the library or download a walking tour from the web and explore your local city? Maybe visit a museum nearby too.

Good point, well spotted. Only museums round here seem to be English Civil War (boring) or Elgar (more boring )

Croome RAF museum - it's where they developed radar

And yes I have just visited the Visit Worcestershire website"

Croome house is lovely too if you like faded gentry with some hippy decor

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Got plenty of decorating just waiting to be done.. (may be waiting some time)

so have I.. I'm supposed to be transforming my flat into a pirate getaway. I'm so lazy and such a procrastinator though

Ha ha snap!! I finished my living room and just can't be bothered finishing the kitchen.. I annoy myself

We're such lovely people, I'm sure we'll be forgiven for being lazy toerags "

This is so true!

Bathroom 1/2 done and kitchen floor 1/4 done!

I said to hubby we are both lazy cunts! This weekend we said let’s do! I bet it doesn’t get done

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You're really into history and the natural world. Could you find a book of local history in the library or download a walking tour from the web and explore your local city? Maybe visit a museum nearby too.

Good point, well spotted. Only museums round here seem to be English Civil War (boring) or Elgar (more boring )

Croome RAF museum - it's where they developed radar

And yes I have just visited the Visit Worcestershire website

Croome house is lovely too if you like faded gentry with some hippy decor"

It’s a beautiful house.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Kids will be with mum, I'm free, I'm still skint. I want to relax. Any ideas?

"

Take a walk up Malvern Hills. Not to far from you. Good mind cleanser

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You're really into history and the natural world. Could you find a book of local history in the library or download a walking tour from the web and explore your local city? Maybe visit a museum nearby too.

Good point, well spotted. Only museums round here seem to be English Civil War (boring) or Elgar (more boring )

Croome RAF museum - it's where they developed radar

And yes I have just visited the Visit Worcestershire website

Croome house is lovely too if you like faded gentry with some hippy decor"

hmmm

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Got plenty of decorating just waiting to be done.. (may be waiting some time)

so have I.. I'm supposed to be transforming my flat into a pirate getaway. I'm so lazy and such a procrastinator though

Ha ha snap!! I finished my living room and just can't be bothered finishing the kitchen.. I annoy myself

We're such lovely people, I'm sure we'll be forgiven for being lazy toerags

This is so true!

Bathroom 1/2 done and kitchen floor 1/4 done!

I said to hubby we are both lazy cunts! This weekend we said let’s do! I bet it doesn’t get done "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Kids will be with mum, I'm free, I'm still skint. I want to relax. Any ideas?

Take a walk up Malvern Hills. Not to far from you. Good mind cleanser"

there's only so many times a man can walk up the Malvern hills by himself my friend.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You're really into history and the natural world. Could you find a book of local history in the library or download a walking tour from the web and explore your local city? Maybe visit a museum nearby too.

Good point, well spotted. Only museums round here seem to be English Civil War (boring) or Elgar (more boring )

Croome RAF museum - it's where they developed radar

And yes I have just visited the Visit Worcestershire website

Croome house is lovely too if you like faded gentry with some hippy decor

hmmm"

It is very nice and you can have tea and cake in the cellar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Got plenty of decorating just waiting to be done.. (may be waiting some time)

so have I.. I'm supposed to be transforming my flat into a pirate getaway. I'm so lazy and such a procrastinator though

Ha ha snap!! I finished my living room and just can't be bothered finishing the kitchen.. I annoy myself

We're such lovely people, I'm sure we'll be forgiven for being lazy toerags

This is so true!

Bathroom 1/2 done and kitchen floor 1/4 done!

I said to hubby we are both lazy cunts! This weekend we said let’s do! I bet it doesn’t get done "

Ha ha I just said the same to myself.. I'm doubting my success already

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You're really into history and the natural world. Could you find a book of local history in the library or download a walking tour from the web and explore your local city? Maybe visit a museum nearby too.

Good point, well spotted. Only museums round here seem to be English Civil War (boring) or Elgar (more boring )

Croome RAF museum - it's where they developed radar

And yes I have just visited the Visit Worcestershire website

Croome house is lovely too if you like faded gentry with some hippy decor

hmmm

It is very nice and you can have tea and cake in the cellar "

Cake!? I'm in!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Buy an inflatable hottub.

He's skint.

He's a good looking lad I'm sure he can think of something to raise a bit of cash."

bless your cotton socks.. I didn't see that

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Visit your local area as though you are a tourist. Explore and find out about new places."

I did that 7yrs ago.. nothing's changed

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You're really into history and the natural world. Could you find a book of local history in the library or download a walking tour from the web and explore your local city? Maybe visit a museum nearby too.

Good point, well spotted. Only museums round here seem to be English Civil War (boring) or Elgar (more boring )

If your only in Worster pop into Brum and go to the Birmingham Museum and Art Gallery."

It's full of Brummies though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go to your local mall and look for free samples of "stuff"

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit


"You're really into history and the natural world. Could you find a book of local history in the library or download a walking tour from the web and explore your local city? Maybe visit a museum nearby too.

Good point, well spotted. Only museums round here seem to be English Civil War (boring) or Elgar (more boring )

Croome RAF museum - it's where they developed radar

And yes I have just visited the Visit Worcestershire website

Croome house is lovely too if you like faded gentry with some hippy decor

hmmm

It is very nice and you can have tea and cake in the cellar "

Don't mention cellars to him - he'll make the dungeon link and be off on one of his D/s things again

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You're really into history and the natural world. Could you find a book of local history in the library or download a walking tour from the web and explore your local city? Maybe visit a museum nearby too.

Good point, well spotted. Only museums round here seem to be English Civil War (boring) or Elgar (more boring )

Croome RAF museum - it's where they developed radar

And yes I have just visited the Visit Worcestershire website

Croome house is lovely too if you like faded gentry with some hippy decor

hmmm

It is very nice and you can have tea and cake in the cellar

Don't mention cellars to him - he'll make the dungeon link and be off on one of his D/s things again"

I'd call you a swear word but we'd probably both end up on a timeout

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Go to your local mall and look for free samples of "stuff""

Mall??

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit


"You're really into history and the natural world. Could you find a book of local history in the library or download a walking tour from the web and explore your local city? Maybe visit a museum nearby too.

Good point, well spotted. Only museums round here seem to be English Civil War (boring) or Elgar (more boring )

Croome RAF museum - it's where they developed radar

And yes I have just visited the Visit Worcestershire website

Croome house is lovely too if you like faded gentry with some hippy decor

hmmm

It is very nice and you can have tea and cake in the cellar

Don't mention cellars to him - he'll make the dungeon link and be off on one of his D/s things again

I'd call you a swear word but we'd probably both end up on a timeout "

Well I was once truly a cadet under naval training

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Set yourself a challenge and practice til you can do it.

I suggest a back flip.

Or the floss.

Or self fellatio.

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit


"Set yourself a challenge and practice til you can do it.

I suggest a back flip.

Or the floss.

Or self fellatio. "

Just be careful not to muddle the back flip and the self fellatio - you could injure yourself!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You're really into history and the natural world. Could you find a book of local history in the library or download a walking tour from the web and explore your local city? Maybe visit a museum nearby too.

Good point, well spotted. Only museums round here seem to be English Civil War (boring) or Elgar (more boring )

Croome RAF museum - it's where they developed radar

And yes I have just visited the Visit Worcestershire website

Croome house is lovely too if you like faded gentry with some hippy decor

hmmm

It is very nice and you can have tea and cake in the cellar

Don't mention cellars to him - he'll make the dungeon link and be off on one of his D/s things again

I'd call you a swear word but we'd probably both end up on a timeout

Well I was once truly a cadet under naval training "
I wouldn't admit that

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over a year ago


"Set yourself a challenge and practice til you can do it.

I suggest a back flip.

Or the floss.

Or self fellatio. "

I can do two of those.. Only managed to do one of them once and it almost killed me.. couldn't breath bent over upside down. Gave myself cramp.. could have been horrific could of gagged myself.. so I won't count tgat.. or try again. I Was more flexible as a teenager

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Read a book x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have a social- in a cafe where you can sit in the fresh air and watch the world go by- people watching!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Read a book x"

Do women count as books?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Set yourself a challenge and practice til you can do it.

I suggest a back flip.

Or the floss.

Or self fellatio.

I can do two of those.. Only managed to do one of them once and it almost killed me.. couldn't breath bent over upside down. Gave myself cramp.. could have been horrific could of gagged myself.. so I won't count tgat.. or try again. I Was more flexible as a teenager "

So you can the do the floss pal ....But how would you gag from a back flip ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Read a book x

Do women count as books?"

Tell you what lads....

I'm gonna give that lady a right good reading when we meet tonight

Doesn't have the same twang I'm afraid gk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Read a book x

Do women count as books?"

Can you read them?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Read a book x

Do women count as books?

Tell you what lads....

I'm gonna give that lady a right good reading when we meet tonight

Doesn't have the same twang I'm afraid gk "

That's where I must be going wrong!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Set yourself a challenge and practice til you can do it.

I suggest a back flip.

Or the floss.

Or self fellatio.

I can do two of those.. Only managed to do one of them once and it almost killed me.. couldn't breath bent over upside down. Gave myself cramp.. could have been horrific could of gagged myself.. so I won't count tgat.. or try again. I Was more flexible as a teenager

So you can the do the floss pal ....But how would you gag from a back flip ? "

backdrops are easier than self relation

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit


"Read a book x

Do women count as books?

Can you read them?"

Only if they're Janet & John style and very obvious - otherwise I'm hopeless at it

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over a year ago


"Read a book x

Do women count as books?

Can you read them?"

no comment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Buy an inflatable hottub.

No chance.. I have access to about 7 decent American proper hotubs "

Can I play

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Read a book x

Do women count as books?

Tell you what lads....

I'm gonna give that lady a right good reading when we meet tonight

Doesn't have the same twang I'm afraid gk

That's where I must be going wrong!"

*giggling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Read a book x

Do women count as books?

Can you read them?

Only if they're Janet & John style and very obvious - otherwise I'm hopeless at it "

Women?

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over a year ago


"Read a book x

Do women count as books?

Can you read them?

Only if they're Janet & John style and very obvious - otherwise I'm hopeless at it "

This is a good n witty reply

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Set yourself a challenge and practice til you can do it.

I suggest a back flip.

Or the floss.

Or self fellatio.

I can do two of those.. Only managed to do one of them once and it almost killed me.. couldn't breath bent over upside down. Gave myself cramp.. could have been horrific could of gagged myself.. so I won't count tgat.. or try again. I Was more flexible as a teenager

So you can the do the floss pal ....But how would you gag from a back flip ?

backdrops are easier than self relation "

*flips*

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Buy an inflatable hottub.

No chance.. I have access to about 7 decent American proper hotubs

Can I play "

Always

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island


"Kids will be with mum, I'm free, I'm still skint. I want to relax. Any ideas?

"

Sky sports and whatever drink you have left.

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit


"Read a book x

Do women count as books?

Can you read them?

Only if they're Janet & John style and very obvious - otherwise I'm hopeless at it

Women?"

Got it in one

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Kids will be with mum, I'm free, I'm still skint. I want to relax. Any ideas?

Sky sports and whatever drink you have left."

I don't have either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do a jigsaw.

Meditate.

Garden.

Paint

Oh yeah- have a meet?

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

Kid free but nowt planned.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Do a jigsaw.

Meditate.

Garden.

Paint

Oh yeah- have a meet? "

A meet? There are a few incredible women in my local area. However,they've all busy lives of their own to worry about. The rest are your duller-than-dishwater types, super superficial, dangerously demanding , plain scary or have a profile so anonymous that I could be talking to a German Shepard for all I know.

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over a year ago


"Kid free but nowt planned."

If you lived nearby I'd buy you f a pint, then scrounge a few off you (I'm skint ). We can talk about the good ole days of green.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you offer your services out to friends, trade some work that kind of thing?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can you offer your services out to friends, trade some work that kind of thing?

"

I should do really.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

A trip around the royal Worcester factory

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"Kid free but nowt planned.

If you lived nearby I'd buy you f a pint, then scrounge a few off you (I'm skint ). We can talk about the good ole days of green."

You wouldn't need to ask bro there's always a pint waiting

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Kid free but nowt planned.

If you lived nearby I'd buy you f a pint, then scrounge a few off you (I'm skint ). We can talk about the good ole days of green.

You wouldn't need to ask bro there's always a pint waiting "

Bro

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A trip around the royal Worcester factory "

What kind of man do you take me for?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do a jigsaw.

Meditate.

Garden.

Paint

Oh yeah- have a meet?

A meet? There are a few incredible women in my local area. However,they've all busy lives of their own to worry about. The rest are your duller-than-dishwater types, super superficial, dangerously demanding , plain scary or have a profile so anonymous that I could be talking to a German Shepard for all I know. "

Road trip!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Do a jigsaw.

Meditate.

Garden.

Paint

Oh yeah- have a meet?

A meet? There are a few incredible women in my local area. However,they've all busy lives of their own to worry about. The rest are your duller-than-dishwater types, super superficial, dangerously demanding , plain scary or have a profile so anonymous that I could be talking to a German Shepard for all I know.

Road trip!!"

Money money money

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Challenge Ghengis to see how far you can travel without spending a penny..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Challenge Ghengis to see how far you can travel without spending a penny.. "

lololol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Kids will be with mum, I'm free, I'm still skint. I want to relax. Any ideas?

"

dress up as a frilly lacey pretty pretty gurly wurly

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over a year ago


"Kids will be with mum, I'm free, I'm still skint. I want to relax. Any ideas?

dress up as a frilly lacey pretty pretty gurly wurly "

I'd have to shave and I really can't be arsedy warsdey

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over a year ago


"Kids will be with mum, I'm free, I'm still skint. I want to relax. Any ideas?

dress up as a frilly lacey pretty pretty gurly wurly

I'd have to shave and I really can't be arsedy warsdey"

embrace yourself oh hairy pant wearer,,go out in the world n,,,,,,, mince about a bit

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Kids will be with mum, I'm free, I'm still skint. I want to relax. Any ideas?

dress up as a frilly lacey pretty pretty gurly wurly

I'd have to shave and I really can't be arsedy warsdey

embrace yourself oh hairy pant wearer,,go out in the world n,,,,,,, mince about a bit "

I embrace myself all the time Dear Mikki, only I'm a bit picky about who I choose to do it infront of. Not everyone can handle my fabulousness. Sexy as both man and woman. It'll blow up the MOST FABBED list. I couldn't do that to everyone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Kids will be with mum, I'm free, I'm still skint. I want to relax. Any ideas?

dress up as a frilly lacey pretty pretty gurly wurly

I'd have to shave and I really can't be arsedy warsdey

embrace yourself oh hairy pant wearer,,go out in the world n,,,,,,, mince about a bit

I embrace myself all the time Dear Mikki, only I'm a bit picky about who I choose to do it infront of. Not everyone can handle my fabulousness. Sexy as both man and woman. It'll blow up the MOST FABBED list. I couldn't do that to everyone."

hahahahaha

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