FabSwingers.com forum: What does someone on page 1 of hot pics have for dinner?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Tonight I had real chips cut into disc shapes and had them with a mild Tesco chicken curry in a tin.

What’s everyone else having for dinner?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No idea only ever managed p2

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dunno not hungry having a couple days off food

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Dunno not hungry having a couple days off food "

Why? You doing a fast?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wow. It’s almost like the women that are on page one of hot pics are just regular people.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dunno not hungry having a couple days off food

Why? You doing a fast?"

No just not hungry lost my appetite a bit might eat tomorrow

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By *oodnitegirlWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

Pie and peas for us page 75’ers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pie and peas for us page 75’ers"
was gonna say green peas but struggling now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pie and peas for us page 75’ers"
dont be shy you i remember you hitting the hights

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By *eplicant JoWoman
over a year ago

Sussex countryside

Grilled chicken with a cous cous salad

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By *irginieWoman
over a year ago

Near Marlborough

I’ve never had a picture in the top anyhing so who knows what I’d have for tea if I did.

Something really special since I dare say it would be the very pinnacle of my fab career

V x

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

A former Page 1-er eats bitter tears of sadness. And fricking chicken salad. With no dressing (well not proper dressing). Oh and I have green tea to look forward to.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A former Page 1-er eats bitter tears of sadness. And fricking chicken salad. With no dressing (well not proper dressing). Oh and I have green tea to look forward to. "

Did your cleavage get to page one ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Wow. It’s almost like the women that are on page one of hot pics are just regular people. "

had to check I was still there before posting this, although there’s another forumite coming up behind me like someone possessed and will shortly knock me off my spot.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fishfingers with some pomme frites

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A former Page 1-er eats bitter tears of sadness. And fricking chicken salad. With no dressing (well not proper dressing). Oh and I have green tea to look forward to.

Did your cleavage get to page one ?"

Was the quim shot. It’s famous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wow. It’s almost like the women that are on page one of hot pics are just regular people.

had to check I was still there before posting this, although there’s another forumite coming up behind me like someone possessed and will shortly knock me off my spot. "

I know when I reached page 804 in the tit parade my phone was off the hook.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"A former Page 1-er eats bitter tears of sadness. And fricking chicken salad. With no dressing (well not proper dressing). Oh and I have green tea to look forward to.

Did your cleavage get to page one ?"

Actually it did. And there was a quim shot. And an outdoor blowjob one. And an artsy tit out in a dressing gown when I first joined. Those are the ones I remember.

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Yesterday's Roast Pork. King prawns. Garlic, chilli, red peppers, shrooms and broccoli stir fry with noodles and a kung po sauce.

Kind of like a Monday tradition now.

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

Oh the dizzy heights...Maybe 1 day eh lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A former Page 1-er eats bitter tears of sadness. And fricking chicken salad. With no dressing (well not proper dressing). Oh and I have green tea to look forward to.

Did your cleavage get to page one ?

Actually it did. And there was a quim shot. And an outdoor blowjob one. And an artsy tit out in a dressing gown when I first joined. Those are the ones I remember."

I remember the tit out the dressing gown one. Remember my cooked chicken and roasties got there with a nipple just poking in the shot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A former Page 1-er eats bitter tears of sadness. And fricking chicken salad. With no dressing (well not proper dressing). Oh and I have green tea to look forward to.

Did your cleavage get to page one ?

Actually it did. And there was a quim shot. And an outdoor blowjob one. And an artsy tit out in a dressing gown when I first joined. Those are the ones I remember."

I used to be able to see them till you Unfriended me for no reason, ruthless!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A former Page 1-er eats bitter tears of sadness. And fricking chicken salad. With no dressing (well not proper dressing). Oh and I have green tea to look forward to.

Did your cleavage get to page one ?

Actually it did. And there was a quim shot. And an outdoor blowjob one. And an artsy tit out in a dressing gown when I first joined. Those are the ones I remember."

I'd marry your quim.

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By *ruebameMan
over a year ago

from the womb and tryout to get back

You mean there's pages for us undesirables as well I'm probably bottom of that to though

kfc boneless box but only coz I'm still stuck in a poo hole

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By *oodnitegirlWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

"Yesterday's Roast Pork. King prawns. Garlic, chilli, red peppers, shrooms and broccoli stir fry with noodles and a kung po sauce.

Kind of like a Monday tradition now."

Ooof. That made my eyes light up

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"A former Page 1-er eats bitter tears of sadness. And fricking chicken salad. With no dressing (well not proper dressing). Oh and I have green tea to look forward to.

Did your cleavage get to page one ?

Actually it did. And there was a quim shot. And an outdoor blowjob one. And an artsy tit out in a dressing gown when I first joined. Those are the ones I remember.

I remember the tit out the dressing gown one. Remember my cooked chicken and roasties got there with a nipple just poking in the shot

Yeah - you make a mean Sunday lunch. That could be your thing! Great food photo with added boob.

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

"Yesterday's Roast Pork. King prawns. Garlic, chilli, red peppers, shrooms and broccoli stir fry with noodles and a kung po sauce.

Kind of like a Monday tradition now.

Ooof. That made my eyes light up"

It was banging. Only took 10 minutes and 1 pan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

Well I've just had scampi n chips and yes I've held the top slot a few times over the years...

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By *oodnitegirlWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

"Pie and peas for us page 75’ersdont be shy you i remember you hitting the hights

Oh aye. Tbh I forgot about it. Now I have headache thinking about the volume of messages I got.

Fuck that. I’d rather have my pie and peas in peace

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well I've just had scampi n chips and yes I've held the top slot a few times over the years..."

Oh nice, my daughter had that when we went for lunch in the pub earlier.

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Well I've just had scampi n chips and yes I've held the top slot a few times over the years...

Oh nice, my daughter had that when we went for lunch in the pub earlier. "

Its one of my back ups when I don't know what I want meal.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m not on any pages...but alas I must still eat.

So, I’m having spag Bol, no garlic bread, as Ineat that first and don’t eat my dinner. Then I’m having salted caramel cheesecake. Later on I’m having chocolate and maybe some strawberries

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By *ruebameMan
over a year ago

from the womb and tryout to get back

"I’m not on any pages...but alas I must still eat.

So, I’m having spag Bol, no garlic bread, as Ineat that first and don’t eat my dinner. Then I’m having salted caramel cheesecake. Later on I’m having chocolate and maybe some strawberries

If I supply the strawberrys and I eat them from your body

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

These are halycon days of the forums.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Scotch pie and beans.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've made some sticky chicken and rice and hot and sour soup to start with some prawn crackers.

I like your pic Op

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"Tonight I had real chips cut into disc shapes and had them with a mild Tesco chicken curry in a tin.

What’s everyone else having for dinner? "

Dare you to put a pic up of you eating your tea... Bet you still get to page 1 lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've made some sticky chicken and rice and hot and sour soup to start with some prawn crackers.

I like your pic Op

Thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pizza. I'm hungover

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pizza. I'm hungover

I'm an ex page 1'er though, so now I can pig out

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"Tonight I had real chips cut into disc shapes and had them with a mild Tesco chicken curry in a tin.

What’s everyone else having for dinner? "

By the look of her she doesn't eat much at all.....

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

"What does someone on page 1 of hot pics have for dinner?"

If you look closely, you'll probably be able to see

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By *lirtykentCouple
over a year ago

Kent

Never made anything remotely near page 1! I can but dream... in the meantime I will drown my sorrows in chips and chocolate lol.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Tonight I had real chips cut into disc shapes and had them with a mild Tesco chicken curry in a tin.

What’s everyone else having for dinner?

Dare you to put a pic up of you eating your tea... Bet you still get to page 1 lol "

Ahh I’ve already eaten it all. Love Tesco make mild chicken curry in a tin.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What does someone on page 1 of hot pics have for dinner?

If you look closely, you'll probably be able to see

Genius

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pie and peas for us page 75’ersdont be shy you i remember you hitting the hights

Oh aye. Tbh I forgot about it. Now I have headache thinking about the volume of messages I got.

Fuck that. I’d rather have my pie and peas in peace

"
i bet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think page one'ers mostly survive on jizz, and even then I'm not sure they swallow a geest deal....

I just had roast chicken....

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

What's page one of hot pics got to do with dinner? For the record I'm having homemade vegetable curry with lentils and chick peas with brown rice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think page one'ers mostly survive on jizz, and even then I'm not sure they swallow a geest deal....

I just had roast chicken.... "

Oh ffs, I have fat fingers tonight...

Great*

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I think page one'ers mostly survive on jizz, and even then I'm not sure they swallow a geest deal....

I just had roast chicken.... "

I swallow!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think page one'ers mostly survive on jizz, and even then I'm not sure they swallow a geest deal....

I just had roast chicken....

Oh ffs, I have fat fingers tonight...

Great*"

Not eating fingers, just in possession.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think page one'ers mostly survive on jizz, and even then I'm not sure they swallow a geest deal....

I just had roast chicken....

I swallow! "

Good girl! It's only a few calories xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have more success with food than I do photos, alas my highest accolade is Page 2 :’( must try harder...

Currently making a savoury rice to which I’m going to add Linda McCartney Rosemary & Onion Sausages to.

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

"Wow. It’s almost like the women that are on page one of hot pics are just regular people.

had to check I was still there before posting this, although there’s another forumite coming up behind me like someone possessed and will shortly knock me off my spot.

I know when I reached page 804 in the tit parade my phone was off the hook. "

Sorry about that...

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

I think Peachy had sausage..

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"I think page one'ers mostly survive on jizz, and even then I'm not sure they swallow a geest deal....

... "

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Humble pie?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Humble pie?"

Hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Humble pie?"

Brilliant.

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By *wisted999Man
over a year ago

North Bucks

Ha ha I have been on page one!!!!

Ok well at least my willy has (it was more the lady on the end of it I fear)

So I’m having Roast beets and peppers with strips

Of sesame beef on a salad.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think Peachy had sausage..

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By *j48Man
over a year ago

Wigan

Smug pie probably

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

"I think Peachy had sausage..

"
I had toad in my hole last night.

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"I think Peachy had sausage..

I had toad in my hole last night. "

I do like a nice battered sausage...

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Us mere mortals eat what we like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mushroom encroute for this unfabbed and unbothered lady

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

I think I shall have four and twenty blackbirds baked in a pie.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mushroom encroute for this unfabbed and unbothered lady

"
told u before if you so desired u could be top easy i like your strength of character that you don't want or need it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pie and peas for us page 75’ersdont be shy you i remember you hitting the hights

Oh aye. Tbh I forgot about it. Now I have headache thinking about the volume of messages I got.

Fuck that. I’d rather have my pie and peas in peace

Pie and peace

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Us mere mortals eat what we like

Nice savaloy??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mushroom encroute for this unfabbed and unbothered lady

told u before if you so desired u could be top easy i like your strength of character that you don't want or need it

Hahahah give over

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mushroom encroute for this unfabbed and unbothered lady

told u before if you so desired u could be top easy i like your strength of character that you don't want or need it

Hahahah give over

"
never

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Sticky gammon and noodles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ve never had a picture in the top anyhing so who knows what I’d have for tea if I did.

Something really special since I dare say it would be the very pinnacle of my fab career

V x "

You're in my Top Page.

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By *a Fee VerteWoman
over a year ago

Limbo

I think I got to page 2 once ... and had a nice big bowl of gruel to celebrate not being worthy enough for page 1

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"I think I got to page 2 once ... and had a nice big bowl of gruel to celebrate not being worthy enough for page 1

Did you ask for more??

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By *a Fee VerteWoman
over a year ago

Limbo

"I think I got to page 2 once ... and had a nice big bowl of gruel to celebrate not being worthy enough for page 1

Did you ask for more??

Of course not, I didn't deserve it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think they should eat humble pie.

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"I think I got to page 2 once ... and had a nice big bowl of gruel to celebrate not being worthy enough for page 1

Did you ask for more??

Of course not, I didn't deserve it!

Ah, you know your place too!!

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

"Us mere mortals eat what we like

Nice savaloy??

Oi Oi

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I want more real chips. Worst decision I’ve ever made buying a deep fat fryer the other day. Will ask for an actifry for my birthday cos I’ve acquired the taste for real chips again FS!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tonight I had real chips cut into disc shapes and had them with a mild Tesco chicken curry in a tin.

What’s everyone else having for dinner? "

I don’t think you’ll ever know so why would you care? That, or, you’ll go forever without eating.

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By *ynecplCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Don't think the hot pics go down far enough to ever get us on there but tongiht we had home made Lasagna with a bit of salad and garlic bread.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Tonight I had real chips cut into disc shapes and had them with a mild Tesco chicken curry in a tin.

What’s everyone else having for dinner?

I don’t think you’ll ever know so why would you care? That, or, you’ll go forever without eating. "

What do you mean?

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

I’ve only made it to half way up page 2 so I wouldn’t know

For my dinner I have had braised pork with vegetables and it was very tasty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What does someone who doesn’t give a shit about Fabs have for dinner ?

Pork chops and beans.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What does someone who doesn’t give a shit about Fabs have for dinner ?

Pork chops and beans. "

Have you had a hard day dear? Bet it gets tiresome carrying around that massive lump in your pants.

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"What does someone who doesn’t give a shit about Fabs have for dinner ?

Pork chops and beans. "

I love giving Fabs

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I was expecting so many hot women on page 1 but most r further down "

Charming, I’m removing the fabs I gave your arse pics earlier.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What does someone who doesn’t give a shit about Fabs have for dinner ?

Pork chops and beans. "

Baked, Dwarf or Runner....?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What does someone who doesn’t give a shit about Fabs have for dinner ?

Pork chops and beans.

Baked, Dwarf or Runner....?"

Forgot broad, mung and magic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What does someone who doesn’t give a shit about Fabs have for dinner ?

Pork chops and beans.

Have you had a hard day dear? Bet it gets tiresome carrying around that massive lump in your pants. "

Yeah, soon as my piles clear’s up I’ll be right as rain.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What does someone who doesn’t give a shit about Fabs have for dinner ?

Pork chops and beans.

Baked, Dwarf or Runner....?"

Always baked, never heard of dwarf beans.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What does someone who doesn’t give a shit about Fabs have for dinner ?

Pork chops and beans.

Baked, Dwarf or Runner....?

Forgot broad, mung and magic

Oh yeah, I do like a broad bean

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What does someone who doesn’t give a shit about Fabs have for dinner ?

Pork chops and beans.

Baked, Dwarf or Runner....?

Always baked, never heard of dwarf beans. "

They’re like normal beans but smaller!

Fuck I’m on fire!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What does someone who doesn’t give a shit about Fabs have for dinner ?

Pork chops and beans.

Baked, Dwarf or Runner....?

Always baked, never heard of dwarf beans. "

Part of the common green bean family

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By *lceeWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

I don’t think I’ve ever looked at the hot pics section of the site. How do you know where you’ve come? Mine’s all face pics so I’ll be somewhere in the thousands.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I don’t think I’ve ever looked at the hot pics section of the site. How do you know where you’ve come? Mine’s all face pics so I’ll be somewhere in the thousands."

It’s most fabs in the last 12 hours, think the pages go up to 10 maybe I dunno I’ve never needed to search that far for one of mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Humble pie?

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Wow. It’s almost like the women that are on page one of hot pics are just regular people.

had to check I was still there before posting this, although there’s another forumite coming up behind me like someone possessed and will shortly knock me off my spot. "

Up the behind?

I like your classy snap

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I have more success with food than I do photos, alas my highest accolade is Page 2 :’( must try harder...

Currently making a savoury rice to which I’m going to add Linda McCartney Rosemary & Onion Sausages to."

Those are lush!

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I think Peachy had sausage..

. Isn't that the same one she had last month?

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By *igJandTheBlondeCouple
over a year ago

Kings Hill

I reached page 9 once! Wahoo!

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By *lceeWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Oh god. I just looked and I think my eyes burned out. Just tits and torsos and flange flying around everywhere

. I think I’ll stay away from that section of the site

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

Not been on page one for a lil while now (it's mi age I think!)

but I had Sainsburys Shroom cara_elised onion vegan Sausages on a butty with HP.

Fit as fook!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh god. I just looked and I think my eyes burned out. Just tits and torsos and flange flying around everywhere

. I think I’ll stay away from that section of the site

Don’t look at the men’s for fucks sake.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've made page 1 on fab guys its alot easier to get fabs hahahaha never on here it's impossible think I've only ever seen one guy on it before

And pizza

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By *lceeWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Oh god. I just looked and I think my eyes burned out. Just tits and torsos and flange flying around everywhere

. I think I’ll stay away from that section of the site

Don’t look at the men’s for fucks sake. "

I’m taking that tip to the bank, Tame. I prefer women’s bodies and that just put me off them for at least ten minutes

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

Coming up the ass end of page 1 looking at the page its not much to aspire to.

Most of the best pictures get to page 2 in my opinion.

For tea I had paste with tuna as it's a football night.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh god. I just looked and I think my eyes burned out. Just tits and torsos and flange flying around everywhere

. I think I’ll stay away from that section of the site

Don’t look at the men’s for fucks sake.

I’m taking that tip to the bank, Tame. I prefer women’s bodies and that just put me off them for at least ten minutes

And never ever look at the new photo section!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have more success with food than I do photos, alas my highest accolade is Page 2 :’( must try harder...

Currently making a savoury rice to which I’m going to add Linda McCartney Rosemary & Onion Sausages to.

Those are lush!"

They are

After all the sausage references, thank fook I wasn’t looking at hot pics at the time....

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

"Oh god. I just looked and I think my eyes burned out. Just tits and torsos and flange flying around everywhere

. I think I’ll stay away from that section of the site

Don’t look at the men’s for fucks sake. "

Oh I just had to do it ...Harvey's hot but what a load of shite

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Actually I have been on page 1 but I ticked man by mistake. It was quite refreshing to be surrounded by big wangs I have to say. Don't you agree Roxi? (It was you, wasn't it?!)

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

I've never made the dizzy heights of page one

I have been a page three girl, I celebrated by swallowing all of the cocks that graced my inbox into my holes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Actually I have been on page 1 but I ticked man by mistake. It was quite refreshing to be surrounded by big wangs I have to say. Don't you agree Roxi? (It was you, wasn't it?!)"

Hahaha yes it was me, not sure what

happened but I made the dizzy heights of Page 1 Hot Pics Men...

I was on top and underneath a huge one both at the same time...

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

"Actually I have been on page 1 but I ticked man by mistake. It was quite refreshing to be surrounded by big wangs I have to say. Don't you agree Roxi? (It was you, wasn't it?!)

Hahaha yes it was me, not sure what

happened but I made the dizzy heights of Page 1 Hot Pics Men...

I was on top and underneath a huge one both at the same time...

Sounds good to me!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been on page 4, dinner tonight 500g cooked weight of white rice and 300g chicken

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never been on page one but I had a lush salad with grilled chicken

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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

"I think Peachy had sausage..

. Isn't that the same one she had last month? "

So what if it was

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've never made the dizzy heights of page one

I have been a page three girl, I celebrated by swallowing all of the cocks that graced my inbox into my holes "

And you’ve continued ever since ?

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

"I think Peachy had sausage..

. Isn't that the same one she had last month?

So what if it was

U ok hun??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tonight I had real chips cut into disc shapes and had them with a mild Tesco chicken curry in a tin.

What’s everyone else having for dinner? "

Is this only open to people who’ve featured on page one? I don’t think I’ve ever been on second page from last let alone page one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think Peachy had sausage..

. Isn't that the same one she had last month? "

Must be quite a dry sausage from the look on her face

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

"I think Peachy had sausage..

. Isn't that the same one she had last month?

Must be quite a dry sausage from the look on her face"

Yours looks a bit wrinkly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One is having a TV dinner.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just had lamb and vegetable soup, just in case I accidentally make it to number 1.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think Peachy had sausage..

. Isn't that the same one she had last month?

Must be quite a dry sausage from the look on her face

Yours looks a bit wrinkly

It swells when cooked so long a you don’t prick it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just had lamb and vegetable soup, just in case I accidentally make it to number 1."

If you make it too no. 1 make sure start a thread about it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a mixed salad with Parma ham, Proscuitto and Cheese, Pizza Margherita with black olives and a Crème Brûlée washed down with a glass of Valpolicella Ripasso.

Yep I’m in Italy

My ‘Rose Varse ‘ plus a few other creations like ‘Cock up on a London Bus’ ‘Tush in the Tate’ and ‘Hot Arse Balloon’ all made the giddy heights of Men’s Page 1.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well currently eating keto, and I'm nightshifts this week.

So food prep has been chicken breast, with pesto, pepperoni and parmesan. Some salad and dressing.

Snack 1 cucumber sticks and cottage cheese

Snack 2 boiled eggs

Home and bone broth before bed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just had lamb and vegetable soup, just in case I accidentally make it to number 1.

If you make it too no. 1 make sure start a thread about it"

If I make it to number 1 the site will self destruct.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I just had lamb and vegetable soup, just in case I accidentally make it to number 1.

If you make it too no. 1 make sure start a thread about it"

Don’t worry when I take some new pics to upload and if, no, what am I on about, when I go on page 1 I’ll be sure to start a thread about it

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

I've enjoyed the dizzy heights of P1 P1 in the past.

I had a banana smoothie for breakfast.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well as someone who has never appeared in the hot pic section my meal last night was chicken fillet with feta and pesto accompanied by cous cous. Very nice indeed too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been number one for a couple of days, I can't tell you all what us champions eat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've been number one for a couple of days, I can't tell you all what us champions eat

I can see what you eat in your pics,obviously does amazing things for your bum

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By *ustalittleKinkWoman
over a year ago

in the shadows

"I think Peachy had sausage..

. Isn't that the same one she had last month?

So what if it was

A fair amount of top fabbed pics are "recycled " aren't they OP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think Peachy had sausage..

. Isn't that the same one she had last month?

So what if it was

A fair amount of top fabbed pics are "recycled " aren't they OP

Like when a band re- releases their greatest tits, sorry hits ?

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By *ustalittleKinkWoman
over a year ago

in the shadows

"I think Peachy had sausage..

. Isn't that the same one she had last month?

So what if it was

A fair amount of top fabbed pics are "recycled " aren't they OP

Like when a band re- releases their greatest tits, sorry hits ? "

Exactly

If you want different results, try changing the tune

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By *oodnitegirlWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

"I think Peachy had sausage..

. Isn't that the same one she had last month?

So what if it was

A fair amount of top fabbed pics are "recycled " aren't they OP

Like when a band re- releases their greatest tits, sorry hits ?

Exactly

If you want different results, try changing the tune

Tbf if she got on pg1 with an old pic it’s still doing her justice I suppose!

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

"I think Peachy had sausage..

. Isn't that the same one she had last month?

So what if it was

A fair amount of top fabbed pics are "recycled " aren't they OP

Like when a band re- releases their greatest tits, sorry hits ?

Exactly

If you want different results, try changing the tune

Never heard that one before.

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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

"I think Peachy had sausage..

. Isn't that the same one she had last month?

So what if it was

A fair amount of top fabbed pics are "recycled " aren't they OP

Like when a band re- releases their greatest tits, sorry hits ?

Exactly

If you want different results, try changing the tune

If you don't want different results though, if you just want to hit pg1 to get more chance of meeting hot guys then it's served it's putpose

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think Peachy had sausage..

. Isn't that the same one she had last month?

So what if it was

A fair amount of top fabbed pics are "recycled " aren't they OP

Like when a band re- releases their greatest tits, sorry hits ?

Exactly

If you want different results, try changing the tune

If you don't want different results though, if you just want to hit pg1 to get more chance of meeting hot guys then it's served it's putpose

I agree with the results thought process.

I doubt it increases chances to meet hot men though, just exposes you to all and sundry and an overloaded inbox....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think Peachy had sausage..

. Isn't that the same one she had last month?

So what if it was

A fair amount of top fabbed pics are "recycled " aren't they OP

Like when a band re- releases their greatest tits, sorry hits ?

Exactly

If you want different results, try changing the tune

If you don't want different results though, if you just want to hit pg1 to get more chance of meeting hot guys then it's served it's putpose

I agree with the results thought process.

I doubt it increases chances to meet hot men though, just exposes you to all and sundry and an overloaded inbox...."

Some women like a load in their box etc

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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

"I think Peachy had sausage..

. Isn't that the same one she had last month?

So what if it was

A fair amount of top fabbed pics are "recycled " aren't they OP

Like when a band re- releases their greatest tits, sorry hits ?

Exactly

If you want different results, try changing the tune

If you don't want different results though, if you just want to hit pg1 to get more chance of meeting hot guys then it's served it's putpose

I agree with the results thought process.

I doubt it increases chances to meet hot men though, just exposes you to all and sundry and an overloaded inbox...."

The person who was being discussed earlier uses it exactly for this. She uses it as a marketing tool if you like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've been number one for a couple of days, I can't tell you all what us champions eat

Is it porridge?

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

sheffield

"I think Peachy had sausage..

. Isn't that the same one she had last month?

So what if it was

A fair amount of top fabbed pics are "recycled " aren't they OP

Like when a band re- releases their greatest tits, sorry hits ?

Exactly

If you want different results, try changing the tune

If you don't want different results though, if you just want to hit pg1 to get more chance of meeting hot guys then it's served it's putpose

I agree with the results thought process.

I doubt it increases chances to meet hot men though, just exposes you to all and sundry and an overloaded inbox....

The person who was being discussed earlier uses it exactly for this. She uses it as a marketing tool if you like"

Last night I had baked sprouts cut into wedges and sprinkled with my special mix along with battered parsnips and a strawberry chilli pickle. Then I had a pint of tia Maria before having sex with myself. O what a night

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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

"I think Peachy had sausage..

. Isn't that the same one she had last month?

So what if it was

A fair amount of top fabbed pics are "recycled " aren't they OP

Like when a band re- releases their greatest tits, sorry hits ?

Exactly

If you want different results, try changing the tune

If you don't want different results though, if you just want to hit pg1 to get more chance of meeting hot guys then it's served it's putpose

I agree with the results thought process.

I doubt it increases chances to meet hot men though, just exposes you to all and sundry and an overloaded inbox....

The person who was being discussed earlier uses it exactly for this. She uses it as a marketing tool if you like

Sounds amazing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It'd be nice to appear in the hot pics section.. without begging for photos to be fabbed. Without pandering to the crowd. Attractive for just being myself. Not something I'd really give two fucks about though, as it means Jack shit really. So I'm easy.

I just had a KitKat.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I think Peachy had sausage..

. Isn't that the same one she had last month?

So what if it was

A fair amount of top fabbed pics are "recycled " aren't they OP

Yeah, still carrying holiday weight, don’t take new pictures till spring time.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It'd be nice to appear in the hot pics section.. without begging for photos to be fabbed. Without pandering to the crowd. Attractive for just being myself. Not something I'd really give two fucks about though, as it means Jack shit really. So I'm easy.

I just had a KitKat."

That’s what hot pics used to be like. Your picture used to get there on it’s own merit and on how many peoples hotlists you were on.

Nowadays you got cam girls doing shows on cam asking for fabs. People putting in their status to fab their pictures.

I’ll stick one on now and just see how it does without asking for fabs in my status. Will get 250 max I reckon.

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By *eviant KnightMan
over a year ago

Norton

I just had a KitKat.

That’s what hot pics used to be like. Your picture used to get there on it’s own merit and on how many peoples hotlists you were on.

Nowadays you got cam girls doing shows on cam asking for fabs. People putting in their status to fab their pictures.

I’ll stick one on now and just see how it does without asking for fabs in my status. Will get 250 max I reckon. "

I think you underestimate how many hot lists you are on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just had a KitKat."

I personally couldn't give two shits about fabbing or being in the hot pic section. But alot of people enjoy it and having their pics fabbed makes them feel good. Alot can be said for having a feel good vibe

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

sheffield

"I think Peachy had sausage..

. Isn't that the same one she had last month?

So what if it was

A fair amount of top fabbed pics are "recycled " aren't they OP

Like when a band re- releases their greatest tits, sorry hits ?

Exactly

If you want different results, try changing the tune

If you don't want different results though, if you just want to hit pg1 to get more chance of meeting hot guys then it's served it's putpose

I agree with the results thought process.

I doubt it increases chances to meet hot men though, just exposes you to all and sundry and an overloaded inbox....

The person who was being discussed earlier uses it exactly for this. She uses it as a marketing tool if you like

Sounds amazing

Was totally and I got to page 49 of hot pics too so it def works.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Forum ladies aren't half bitchy with each other huh

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By *airyfatmanMan
over a year ago

by 'ere

"I’ve never had a picture in the top anyhing so who knows what I’d have for tea if I did.

Something really special since I dare say it would be the very pinnacle of my fab career

V x "

How have you not been up there?? I’ve been through and fab’d every picture to get you started.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just had a KitKat.

But what did you have for dinner?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just had coffee and bourbons

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wow. It’s almost like the women that are on page one of hot pics are just regular people.

had to check I was still there before posting this, although there’s another forumite coming up behind me like someone possessed and will shortly knock me off my spot. "

What's her name...finger ready

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just had a KitKat.

But what did you have for dinner?"

I already said earlier in the thread what my grab was last night and I haven't decided what I'm having tonight. That's why I keep returning to the thread, I want ideas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tonight I had real chips cut into disc shapes and had them with a mild Tesco chicken curry in a tin.

What’s everyone else having for dinner? "

Well P got to the top pic for 3 days once on her singles profile; her recipe for success is a bag of haribos washed down with cherry Pepsi max. I've been on page 1 of guys and I tend to eat a balanced diet with my favourite being a Sunday roast.

We've also been on page 1 of couples, so if you want to be absolutely sure of being on page 1, prepare a Sunday dinner as usual, mix a handful of hairdos into the mash and use Pepsi max as a substitute for gravy. A guaranteed recipe for most fabbed triumph even if it probably tastes like shit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just had a KitKat.

But what did you have for dinner?

I already said earlier in the thread what my grab was last night and I haven't decided what I'm having tonight. That's why I keep returning to the thread, I want ideas"

Are you into quinoa?

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By *ed and WolfieCouple
over a year ago

Gravesend

No idea. Best I’ve managed was page 3 and that’s on my single profile.

Total though I’m having spaghetti bolognaise for one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just had a KitKat.

But what did you have for dinner?

I already said earlier in the thread what my grab was last night and I haven't decided what I'm having tonight. That's why I keep returning to the thread, I want ideas

Are you into quinoa?"

Yes, love it! What do you have in mind with it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tonight I had real chips cut into disc shapes and had them with a mild Tesco chicken curry in a tin.

What’s everyone else having for dinner?

Or even haribos. Bloody predictive text!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think Peachy had sausage..

. Isn't that the same one she had last month?

So what if it was

A fair amount of top fabbed pics are "recycled " aren't they OP

Yeah, still carrying holiday weight, don’t take new pictures till spring time.

Could you let us know the exact date in spring for your new pics gawjus so we can all get our fingers ready

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By *andare63Man
over a year ago

oldham

Wow I’m not worthy oh magnificent ones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just had a KitKat.

But what did you have for dinner?

I already said earlier in the thread what my grab was last night and I haven't decided what I'm having tonight. That's why I keep returning to the thread, I want ideas

Are you into quinoa?

Yes, love it! What do you have in mind with it? "

I do a lovely vegetable quinoa with chilli prawns. We have it with a side salad. For the veg I use onions, red peppers, peas, sweet corn and sometimes mange tout.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No idea. Best I’ve managed was page 3 and that’s on my single profile.

Total though I’m having spaghetti bolognaise for one. "

Surely page 3 eclipses page 1 anyway?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just had a KitKat.

But what did you have for dinner?

I already said earlier in the thread what my grab was last night and I haven't decided what I'm having tonight. That's why I keep returning to the thread, I want ideas

Are you into quinoa?

Yes, love it! What do you have in mind with it?

I do a lovely vegetable quinoa with chilli prawns. We have it with a side salad. For the veg I use onions, red peppers, peas, sweet corn and sometimes mange tout. "

I may do a slight variation with the veg but sounds nice and it's quick. I'll give it a whrill

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By *ed and WolfieCouple
over a year ago

Gravesend

Hahah. Guess it might.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Forum ladies aren't half bitchy with each other huh

Nah. Most of us love each other.

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

Sausage for all!

And this is the end of the thread - it's dead!

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

Sausage for all!

And this is the end of the thread - it's dead!

(or is it!?)

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