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A little known fact about yourself?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I can’t whistle using that fingers in mouth techniques. It drives me mad that other people can (first world problems!)

What random facts / details can you reveal about yourselves?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't touch my feet with my hands without bending my knees

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a small dick and I’m considering a Penis extension

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m fluent in over 5 different counties.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can’t whistle using that fingers in mouth techniques. It drives me mad that other people can (first world problems!)

What random facts / details can you reveal about yourselves? "

You are never too old to learn this. I was taught by my son's football coach last year and I am 33!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chimaera twin

Not little known fact about me really, I tell everyone whenever a similar question comes up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My first album went largely unnoticed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't whistle and never have been able to do it. I'm quite jealous of whistlers.

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By *ranberriesWoman
over a year ago

London

I can bite into ice cream and ice lollies without getting that cold teeth feeling.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm doing well Sexually

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By *uck-RogersMan
over a year ago

Tarka trail

I'm a dirty old man. Even though I shower twice a day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can tie a knot in a cherry stalk with my tongue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I tested the BBC I player before it became public

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

I can't see my feet, my boobs are in the way.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have no thumbs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can't see my feet, my boobs are in the way. "
you have got very small feet and delicious boobies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I invented the term Hostel Swag!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am to sex what pele was to football

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was in the audience of the Jerry Springer show. Front row sat next to Steve.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can't whistle and never have been able to do it. I'm quite jealous of whistlers."

I can't whistle either!

Another little known fact is that I'm a twin.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I am to sex what pele was to football "

I am to sex what Cyril Smith was to indoor hang gliding

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can't whistle and never have been able to do it. I'm quite jealous of whistlers.

I can't whistle either!

Another little known fact is that I'm a twin."

Which twin?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can’t roll my tongue...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can't whistle and never have been able to do it. I'm quite jealous of whistlers.

I can't whistle either!

Another little known fact is that I'm a twin.

Which twin?"

I'm the youngest, but also the smartest, hottest, and gayest

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By *iptonblokeMan
over a year ago

tipton

10 days till circumsion

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can't whistle and never have been able to do it. I'm quite jealous of whistlers."

1) Lick your lips

2) put lips over top and bottom teeth

3) bend tongue back so it is touching the roof of your mouth

4) two fingers in each side of your mouth

4) blow and move your fingers in and out til a sound comes

Easy peasy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can't whistle and never have been able to do it. I'm quite jealous of whistlers.

1) Lick your lips

2) put lips over top and bottom teeth

3) bend tongue back so it is touching the roof of your mouth

4) two fingers in each side of your mouth

4) blow and move your fingers in and out til a sound comes

Easy peasy "

step 3 and 4 push tongue back slightly with those 4 fingers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can't whistle and never have been able to do it. I'm quite jealous of whistlers.

1) Lick your lips

2) put lips over top and bottom teeth

3) bend tongue back so it is touching the roof of your mouth

4) two fingers in each side of your mouth

4) blow and move your fingers in and out til a sound comes

Easy peasy "

I've tried many times and it just doesn't work. I sound like I'm spitting peas through a cats anus.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can't whistle and never have been able to do it. I'm quite jealous of whistlers.

1) Lick your lips

2) put lips over top and bottom teeth

3) bend tongue back so it is touching the roof of your mouth

4) two fingers in each side of your mouth

4) blow and move your fingers in and out til a sound comes

Easy peasy

I've tried many times and it just doesn't work. I sound like I'm spitting peas through a cats anus."

Haha try again ... It's something I have ticked off my bucket list. The other one is to be able to click my fingers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can speak Spanglish.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have to bathe my feet in cold water every night before bed as my feet used to get really hot

(Not now as I bathe them )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm doing well Sexually "

Wanking doesn’t count.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can speak Spanglish."

Meth, eth, eth, eth, eth. Peth, eth, eth, eth,eth. Chris Waddle ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can speak Spanglish.

Meth, eth, eth, eth, eth. Peth, eth, eth, eth,eth. Chris Waddle ?"

I dont-io know-io what-io you're-io on-io about-lo? That's Freng-lish!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can still check out your boobs while looking you dead in the eye

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By *orningtonCroissantMan
over a year ago

notts and humberside

I was on a game show

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I still play theme hospital

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

It's me in my avatar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m very good at maltasering

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m very good at maltasering "

maltasering?

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By *ruebameMan
over a year ago

from the womb and tryout to get back


"I’m very good at maltasering "

She can't make garlic bread with spag bol haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had trials for Southampton 35 years ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m very good at maltasering

maltasering?"

It’s where you roll maltessers across your body, if someone tries to eat one you taser them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m very good at maltasering

She can't make garlic bread with spag bol haha "

I made it with my arms crossed, you should see the kitchen...lol...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m very good at maltasering

maltasering?

It’s where you roll maltessers across your body, if someone tries to eat one you taser them "

Ah hahaha!! Does the other person get a weapon or is it just over there holding his wad?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is he fs, I mean like would I get a taser too?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can toss a pea, m&m or anything of the sorts very high into the air and catch them with my mouth almost every time!

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By *ruebameMan
over a year ago

from the womb and tryout to get back

I was picked for the British

mx nationals

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Chimaera twin

Not little known fact about me really, I tell everyone whenever a similar question comes up "

What does that mean?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't have the carrot anymore.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm still alive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I checked Nick Griffin in our hotel many years ago when working on reception. English is my 3rd language. He was polite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Chimaera twin

Not little known fact about me really, I tell everyone whenever a similar question comes up

What does that mean?"

The basic version; I have 2 different sets of DNA.

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By *ortland51Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

I've represented my country three times in a sport.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Chimaera twin

Not little known fact about me really, I tell everyone whenever a similar question comes up "

How did you find out?

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By *ablo minibar123Woman
over a year ago

.

I was a county champion gardener

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Chimaera twin

Not little known fact about me really, I tell everyone whenever a similar question comes up

How did you find out? "
there was some confusion with test samples and results in my 20s.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can pull a perfect pint

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m very good at maltasering

She can't make garlic bread with spag bol haha

I made it with my arms crossed, you should see the kitchen...lol... "

I am still non the wiser as to what "maltasering" is.

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

I have a hand fetish

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

I can turn a length of cord into handcuffs quicker than people can say handcuffs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My thigh is almost the same measurement as my waist.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a 12” tongue and can breath through my ears

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can pull a perfect pint "

I’ll test you on that one day!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am not as good as I once was.

But I am as good once as I ever was.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A metal band used my image of them on their last album x Actually an awesome band- years ago Metallica were their support band! xx

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire

I can paint, sketch, and design castings

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By *winger212Woman
over a year ago

Live in spain

I qualified as a clown and a masseuse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm bilingual swedish/english

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can’t skip stones across water

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can speak and read Italian

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can speed write at 130wpm, and I can crack an egg with one hand.

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

I don't get hangovers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m an Architect but I don’t draw.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't get hangovers "

Neither do I. Great isn't it?.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My work has been published and presented around the world at various seminars

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do my own sound effects when driving fast in my car

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm tongue tied

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I knock a knuckle against any lamppost, street sign or trre i walk pass.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can pull a perfect cock"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I fought the law and the law won.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can lick my eyebrows

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't have the carrot anymore. "

Who has the carrot now?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can lick my eyebrows "

Nobody can lick their feckin eyebrows! What are you, a frog?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can lick my eyebrows

Nobody can lick their feckin eyebrows! What are you, a frog? "
corse i can easily

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I qualified as a clown and a masseuse"

They have clown school?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can pull a perfect cock "

That too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can pull a perfect cock

That too "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can lick my eyebrows

Nobody can lick their feckin eyebrows! What are you, a frog? corse i can easily "

Directly, tongue to brow???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I change my profile name to vulvarine, would I get any chicks? I don't right now anyway.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can lick my eyebrows

Nobody can lick their feckin eyebrows! What are you, a frog? corse i can easily

Directly, tongue to brow??? "
yes easily ask around

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By *ertnsarahCouple
over a year ago

West Bromwich

We are on an album cover & in a music video. (Two different bands)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can lick my eyebrows

Nobody can lick their feckin eyebrows! What are you, a frog? corse i can easily

Directly, tongue to brow??? yes easily ask around "

You do this shit in public? No shame!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can lick my eyebrows

Nobody can lick their feckin eyebrows! What are you, a frog? corse i can easily

Directly, tongue to brow??? yes easily ask around

You do this shit in public? No shame! "
yes i can also brush my hair using my toes

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By *irthandgirthMan
over a year ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

I've been bitten by a penguin..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can lick my eyebrows

Nobody can lick their feckin eyebrows! What are you, a frog? corse i can easily

Directly, tongue to brow??? yes easily ask around

You do this shit in public? No shame! yes i can also brush my hair using my toes"

Next you'll be telling me that you have a talking cock, using your cock to type.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can lick my eyebrows

Nobody can lick their feckin eyebrows! What are you, a frog? corse i can easily

Directly, tongue to brow??? yes easily ask around

You do this shit in public? No shame! yes i can also brush my hair using my toes

Next you'll be telling me that you have a talking cock, using your cock to type..... "
no no no but theres a reason i call them thumb toes again ask around

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck it, imma go vulvarine....

If I go fab dry it's your fault for the lack of advice......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can drink from a glass between my tits and I have double jointed thumbs also I'm ambidextrous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can drink from a glass between my tits and I have double jointed thumbs also I'm ambidextrous"

I could drink from a glass between your tits too, without a straw! I have regular thumbs and I'm right handed.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can break wind and because i have such an innocent look, people believe me, when I blame someone else

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 26/02/19 00:31:46]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can break wind and because i have such an innocent look, people believe me, when I blame someone else "

Spoiled the illusion now....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"[Removed by poster at 26/02/19 00:31:46]"

Nice story, but mine is far more impressive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My name is blake and i named my penis blake the snake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can break wind and because i have such an innocent look, people believe me, when I blame someone else

Spoiled the illusion now.... "

Don't worry. I'll just blame someone else....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a bit of the old "marching" with Will Farrel and Mark Whalberg in Vegas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can break wind and because i have such an innocent look, people believe me, when I blame someone else

Spoiled the illusion now....

Don't worry. I'll just blame someone else.... "

You'll think it's them then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can break wind and because i have such an innocent look, people believe me, when I blame someone else

Spoiled the illusion now....

Don't worry. I'll just blame someone else.... "

We'll know though, and..... .....real women don't fart (much)....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I had a bit of the old "marching" with Will Farrel and Mark Whalberg in Vegas"

That got shortened.... a lot!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can break wind and because i have such an innocent look, people believe me, when I blame someone else

Spoiled the illusion now....

Don't worry. I'll just blame someone else....

We'll know though, and..... .....real women don't fart (much).... "
they blow the fucking pot up in my experience

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I had a bit of the old "marching" with Will Farrel and Mark Whalberg in Vegas

That got shortened.... a lot! "

I know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can break wind and because i have such an innocent look, people believe me, when I blame someone else

Spoiled the illusion now....

Don't worry. I'll just blame someone else....

We'll know though, and..... .....real women don't fart (much).... "

If i put my Willy between my legs, i look like a real woman though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can’t whistle using that fingers in mouth techniques. It drives me mad that other people can (first world problems!)

What random facts / details can you reveal about yourselves? "

I can whistle with every finger singularly even the one I had cut off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A metal band used my image of them on their last album x Actually an awesome band- years ago Metallica were their support band! xx"

I’m also a nationally and internationally published alt and vintage model, and have two degrees. Oh, and I used to play the glockenspiel in the school orchestra (that was shared so you think I’m cool ) xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can break wind and because i have such an innocent look, people believe me, when I blame someone else

Spoiled the illusion now....

Don't worry. I'll just blame someone else....

We'll know though, and..... .....real women don't fart (much).... they blow the fucking pot up in my experience"

Yeah, but you can probably fart out of your ears..... (i'll ask around)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can break wind and because i have such an innocent look, people believe me, when I blame someone else

Spoiled the illusion now....

Don't worry. I'll just blame someone else....

We'll know though, and..... .....real women don't fart (much)....

If i put my Willy between my legs, i look like a real woman though "

Hawt!!!! Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can break wind and because i have such an innocent look, people believe me, when I blame someone else

Spoiled the illusion now....

Don't worry. I'll just blame someone else....

We'll know though, and..... .....real women don't fart (much).... they blow the fucking pot up in my experience

Yeah, but you can probably fart out of your ears..... (i'll ask around) "
no thats wierd

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm an arse hole (mostly).....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can break wind and because i have such an innocent look, people believe me, when I blame someone else

Spoiled the illusion now....

Don't worry. I'll just blame someone else....

We'll know though, and..... .....real women don't fart (much).... they blow the fucking pot up in my experience

Yeah, but you can probably fart out of your ears..... (i'll ask around) no thats wierd "

Lolololol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A metal band used my image of them on their last album x Actually an awesome band- years ago Metallica were their support band! xx

I’m also a nationally and internationally published alt and vintage model, and have two degrees. Oh, and I used to play the glockenspiel in the school orchestra (that was shared so you think I’m cool ) xx"

You do have a great look, to be fair. I love the vintage look

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm an arse hole (mostly)..... "
yodel yo

Yodel yo

Yodel yo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm an arse hole (mostly)..... "

This feels like AA now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would fuck anything

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would fuck anything "

An armadillo?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would fuck anything

An armadillo? "

Wait, I meant pangolin....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had an orgasm or three last night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would fuck anything

An armadillo?

Wait, I meant pangolin.... "

Both

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would fuck anything

An armadillo?

Wait, I meant pangolin....

Both "

Threesome?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I had an orgasm or three last night "

I was somewhere an nowhere last night.....

X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would fuck anything

An armadillo?

Wait, I meant pangolin....

Both

Threesome? "

Awesome!

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over a year ago

* locks my door *

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"* locks my door *"

Why are you locking your door?

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"* locks my door *

Why are you locking your door? "

It's scary outside......

(plus I'm not sharing my pangolin with anyone)

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over a year ago


"A metal band used my image of them on their last album x Actually an awesome band- years ago Metallica were their support band! xx

I’m also a nationally and internationally published alt and vintage model, and have two degrees. Oh, and I used to play the glockenspiel in the school orchestra (that was shared so you think I’m cool ) xx

You do have a great look, to be fair. I love the vintage look "

Thank you, I just don’t take it seriously or to heart and have fun xx

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over a year ago


"* locks my door *

Why are you locking your door?

It's scary outside......

(plus I'm not sharing my pangolin with anyone) "

You're on a swingers site. Don't be an arseholes

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over a year ago


"A metal band used my image of them on their last album x Actually an awesome band- years ago Metallica were their support band! xx

I’m also a nationally and internationally published alt and vintage model, and have two degrees. Oh, and I used to play the glockenspiel in the school orchestra (that was shared so you think I’m cool ) xx

You do have a great look, to be fair. I love the vintage look

Thank you, I just don’t take it seriously or to heart and have fun xx"

That's the best way to be. Your pictures are gorgeous

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over a year ago


"* locks my door *

Why are you locking your door?

It's scary outside......

(plus I'm not sharing my pangolin with anyone)

You're on a swingers site. Don't be an arseholes "

I'd let you have a go, for free xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"* locks my door *

Why are you locking your door?

It's scary outside......

(plus I'm not sharing my pangolin with anyone)

You're on a swingers site. Don't be an arseholes

I'd let you have a go, for free xx"

I was thinking it would be more for hahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. Pangolins are not my type.

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over a year ago


"I can't see my feet, my boobs are in the way. "

Mr br you need to exercise more

I'm not funny and only get an erection on my birthday if the wind is right

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over a year ago

I can't smile properly, I can move my ears independently, I can last 6 hours in bed.

And just recently found out my cum can remove permanent marker off my cock......

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over a year ago


"I can't smile properly, I can move my ears independently, I can last 6 hours in bed.

And just recently found out my cum can remove permanent marker off my cock...... "

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over a year ago


"A metal band used my image of them on their last album x Actually an awesome band- years ago Metallica were their support band! xx

I’m also a nationally and internationally published alt and vintage model, and have two degrees. Oh, and I used to play the glockenspiel in the school orchestra (that was shared so you think I’m cool ) xx

You do have a great look, to be fair. I love the vintage look

Thank you, I just don’t take it seriously or to heart and have fun xx

That's the best way to be. Your pictures are gorgeous "

Thank you. Devastated that my glockenspiel career never panned out, but we all have our failures, haha xx

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over a year ago


"I can't smile properly, I can move my ears independently, I can last 6 hours in bed.

And just recently found out my cum can remove permanent marker off my cock...... "

I'm now picturing sloth from the goonies.....as a porn star.....with acid semen

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over a year ago


"I can't smile properly, I can move my ears independently, I can last 6 hours in bed.

And just recently found out my cum can remove permanent marker off my cock......

I'm now picturing sloth from the goonies.....as a porn star.....with acid semen "

I was thinking more alien, where the acid burns through the ship ......

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By *obbytupperMan
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley

I was butler to Henry Kissinger.

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over a year ago


"I was butler to Henry Kissinger."

Is that batman?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a blue tit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was butler to Henry Kissinger.

Is that batman? "

Behave this is a swingings site !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've saved 2 people's lives in the last year

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was butler to Henry Kissinger.

Is that batman?

Behave this is a swingings site ! "

Albert has needs.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I played on stage at The Royal Albert Hall

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When in Vegas we stayed in the suite for 5 days and only come out when we left

Didn't even go to the fight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not gay, honestly you won't convert me (for the guy who just messaged)

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over a year ago

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over a year ago


"When in Vegas we stayed in the suite for 5 days and only come out when we left

Didn't even go to the fight "

Ohhhh come on who was u with then ?

Quick so everyone ain’t got to read through it all an see who u was on the ((( marching )))))) ....... Say no more with

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over a year ago


"When in Vegas we stayed in the suite for 5 days and only come out when we left

Didn't even go to the fight

Ohhhh come on who was u with then ?

Quick so everyone ain’t got to read through it all an see who u was on the ((( marching )))))) ....... Say no more with "

Will Farrel and Mark Whalberg

Don't remember much other than walking round the suite saying "buddy the elf what's your favourite colour" repetitively

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over a year ago


"I played on stage at The Royal Albert Hall"

an instrument? lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When in Vegas we stayed in the suite for 5 days and only come out when we left

Didn't even go to the fight

Ohhhh come on who was u with then ?

Quick so everyone ain’t got to read through it all an see who u was on the ((( marching )))))) ....... Say no more with

Will Farrel and Mark Whalberg

Don't remember much other than walking round the suite saying "buddy the elf what's your favourite colour" repetitively "

Isn't it Will Ferrell?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When in Vegas we stayed in the suite for 5 days and only come out when we left

Didn't even go to the fight

Ohhhh come on who was u with then ?

Quick so everyone ain’t got to read through it all an see who u was on the ((( marching )))))) ....... Say no more with

Will Farrel and Mark Whalberg

Don't remember much other than walking round the suite saying "buddy the elf what's your favourite colour" repetitively

Isn't it Will Ferrell? "

Yeah thats him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was one of the first people to try sprite in this country, my step uncle used to work for whatever the company was that makes it.

Also I am ‘technically’ ladybabys wife god mother...ok I was about 9 and never been to a christening before and I was without my parents (they are socially awkward) and when you go up to do the godparent bit, I went up and joined in.

Geeky x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I played on stage at The Royal Albert Hall

an instrument? lol"

Lol. The violin

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