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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I’ve recently been out of work, so have started posting limmericks on a well known networking site to help pass the time and have a bit of a laugh.

In doing so, I’ve been researching limmericks and found some crackers of the Fab variety, so here’s one to get started, let’s see your best and filthiest...

On the boobs of a barmaid in Sale,

Are tattooed all the prices of ale.

And on her behind,

For the sake of the blind,

is the same list of prices in Braille!

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By *rtraymondo76Man
over a year ago

Cheltenham

I'm not sure "the Bishop of Buckingham", would get through the censors, and don't want to get botted off.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

There once was a young girl from Ealing

whose lover before her was kneeling.

She said, "Dearest Jim,

take your hand from my quim.

I much prefer fucking to feeling.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is a very bad 1 I herd when I was a kid and it goes something like this.......

Under the cherry tree miss pink showed it to me,

It was hairy and black and looked like a tunnel to meeeeee....

So I got out my hairy banana and shoved it up her crack....

She started to scream so I filled it with cream under the cherry tree

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

On the boobs of a barmaid in Sale,

Are tattooed all the prices of ale.

And on her behind,

For the sake of the blind,

is the same list of prices in Braille!"

Brilliant

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By *jl1972Man
over a year ago

Bournemouth

There was a young man from Bel-Air

Who was screwing his wife on the stairs

When the bannister broke he quickened his stroke

And finished her off in mid-air.

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By *rtraymondo76Man
over a year ago

Cheltenham

On the bridge stood the Bishop of Buckingham,

Who's thoughts were of tits and of suckin em,

He was watching the stunts of the c***s in the punts,

And the tricks of the p****s that was fuckin em.

Tah Rah!

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By *ORDERMANMan
over a year ago

wrexham

There was a monk from siberia

Whose morals were a little inferior,

He did to a nun

What he shouldn't have done

And now she's a mother superior.....

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By *othasMan
over a year ago

wigan

There was a policeman from Nottingham junction,

Who's organ had long ceased to function,

He deceived his poor wife,

For the rest of her life,

With the aid of his officer's truncheon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hickory dickory dock

The mouse ran up the clock

When he came down

His arse was brown

And so was the cuckoo's dock

It was a strange childhood...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hickory dickory dock

The mouse ran up the clock

When he came down

His arse was brown

And so was the cuckoo's dock

It was a strange childhood... "

Gotta love auto correct. You get the idea though

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By *rbean69Man
over a year ago

Stroud

There once was a vampire called Mabel

Whose periods were ever so stable

One day every month

She'd sit down to lunch

And drink herself under the table.

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By *heLaserGuyMan
over a year ago

Coventry

There was an old woman from Ealing,

Who had a peculiar feeling,

Shes lay on her back,

Opened her crack,

And pissed all over the ceiling...

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