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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Why do they seem it necessary to barrell down our narrow street at 215 miles an hour . It has shops and houses on either side ffs!!. Fuckin idiots will kill someone . And they genuinely think they're cool. They honestly believe that girls in the street are going to wet their knickers at the sight of these spotty twats in their cars that are louder than an Apache fuckin Helicopter . I have a message for you .

You do not look cool

You do not have sex appeal

You will hurt someone one day

You will get buttfucked in prison

No one is impressed you bunch of acne ridden fuckwits .

Your just Cunts .

So Fuck off

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I remember an advert being shared around the net ages ago, from overseas, implying people speeding were compensating for small penises.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"I remember an advert being shared around the net ages ago, from overseas, implying people speeding were compensating for small penises. "
Sounds about right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Having witnessed my then boyfriend being removed from his motorbike by a boy racer, causing him life changing injuries, you'll get no arguments from me OP.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Utter cockflaps the lot of them and their cars are shite...how can they concentrate on driving with music blasting so loud?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Trouble is each year we get more numpties passing their tests, then thinking they are in a fast & furious film.

Only wish is when they have an incident, no one else is involved.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just laugh when they show off and their car with go faster stripes breaks down or they crash from parking going into reverse.... A massive hit to their ego.....

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Trouble is each year we get more numpties passing their tests, then thinking they are in a fast & furious film.

Only wish is when they have an incident, no one else is involved."

It's partly an age thing. Most kids grow out of it, discover that they're actually mortal.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why do they seem it necessary to barrell down our narrow street at 215 miles an hour . It has shops and houses on either side ffs!!. Fuckin idiots will kill someone . And they genuinely think they're cool. They honestly believe that girls in the street are going to wet their knickers at the sight of these spotty twats in their cars that are louder than an Apache fuckin Helicopter . I have a message for you .

You do not look cool

You do not have sex appeal

You will hurt someone one day

You will get buttfucked in prison

No one is impressed you bunch of acne ridden fuckwits .

Your just Cunts .

So Fuck off "

Sounds like your a bit wound up xx

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Utter cockflaps the lot of them and their cars are shite...how can they concentrate on driving with music blasting so loud?"
They just dont give a shit I guess

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Why do they seem it necessary to barrell down our narrow street at 215 miles an hour . It has shops and houses on either side ffs!!. Fuckin idiots will kill someone . And they genuinely think they're cool. They honestly believe that girls in the street are going to wet their knickers at the sight of these spotty twats in their cars that are louder than an Apache fuckin Helicopter . I have a message for you .

You do not look cool

You do not have sex appeal

You will hurt someone one day

You will get buttfucked in prison

No one is impressed you bunch of acne ridden fuckwits .

Your just Cunts .

So Fuck off

Sounds like your a bit wound up xx"
Naaaah not me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We have a Golf R which I love , but it’s funny to see people’s reactions when they find a middle aged woman driving it lol

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By *ampshirehotwifeWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire

Boyracers are so cool..... SAID NO ONE EVER!!!

When they race on past, who says 'wow, so horny for you?' No one.

My reaction..... What a dick!

Hater of boy racers here...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why do they seem it necessary to barrell down our narrow street at 215 miles an hour . It has shops and houses on either side ffs!!. Fuckin idiots will kill someone . And they genuinely think they're cool. They honestly believe that girls in the street are going to wet their knickers at the sight of these spotty twats in their cars that are louder than an Apache fuckin Helicopter . I have a message for you .

You do not look cool

You do not have sex appeal

You will hurt someone one day

You will get buttfucked in prison

No one is impressed you bunch of acne ridden fuckwits .

Your just Cunts .

So Fuck off

Sounds like your a bit wound up xx Naaaah not me "

And only one or to expletives xx

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Why do they seem it necessary to barrell down our narrow street at 215 miles an hour . It has shops and houses on either side ffs!!. Fuckin idiots will kill someone . And they genuinely think they're cool. They honestly believe that girls in the street are going to wet their knickers at the sight of these spotty twats in their cars that are louder than an Apache fuckin Helicopter . I have a message for you .

You do not look cool

You do not have sex appeal

You will hurt someone one day

You will get buttfucked in prison

No one is impressed you bunch of acne ridden fuckwits .

Your just Cunts .

So Fuck off

Sounds like your a bit wound up xx Naaaah not me

And only one or to expletives xx"
I dont fuckin swear

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By *appyhumper123Man
over a year ago

hull


"Trouble is each year we get more numpties passing their tests, then thinking they are in a fast & furious film.

Only wish is when they have an incident, no one else is involved."

Ah now see that's the problem,

They have a accident kill someone then they get out of it with a couple of bruses then they feel hard done by when they get a couple of years in the nick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why do they seem it necessary to barrell down our narrow street at 215 miles an hour . It has shops and houses on either side ffs!!. Fuckin idiots will kill someone . And they genuinely think they're cool. They honestly believe that girls in the street are going to wet their knickers at the sight of these spotty twats in their cars that are louder than an Apache fuckin Helicopter . I have a message for you .

You do not look cool

You do not have sex appeal

You will hurt someone one day

You will get buttfucked in prison

No one is impressed you bunch of acne ridden fuckwits .

Your just Cunts .

So Fuck off

Sounds like your a bit wound up xx Naaaah not me

And only one or to expletives xx I dont fuckin swear "

Me thinks you tell porkies xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cars and motorbikes excessively speeding in 20mph limit built up areas and cyclists on the wrong side of the road or on the pavement... All get me a bit ragey

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Why do they seem it necessary to barrell down our narrow street at 215 miles an hour . It has shops and houses on either side ffs!!. Fuckin idiots will kill someone . And they genuinely think they're cool. They honestly believe that girls in the street are going to wet their knickers at the sight of these spotty twats in their cars that are louder than an Apache fuckin Helicopter . I have a message for you .

You do not look cool

You do not have sex appeal

You will hurt someone one day

You will get buttfucked in prison

No one is impressed you bunch of acne ridden fuckwits .

Your just Cunts .

So Fuck off

Sounds like your a bit wound up xx Naaaah not me

And only one or to expletives xx I dont fuckin swear

Me thinks you tell porkies xx"

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Cars and motorbikes excessively speeding in 20mph limit built up areas and cyclists on the wrong side of the road or on the pavement... All get me a bit ragey "
You and me both

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By *empsey and hotpieceMan
over a year ago

North west


"We have a Golf R which I love , but it’s funny to see people’s reactions when they find a middle aged woman driving it lol "

Focus RS here, and same reaction, the boy racers don’t even attempt to goad Kim when she’s driving it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why do they seem it necessary to barrell down our narrow street at 215 miles an hour . It has shops and houses on either side ffs!!. Fuckin idiots will kill someone . And they genuinely think they're cool. They honestly believe that girls in the street are going to wet their knickers at the sight of these spotty twats in their cars that are louder than an Apache fuckin Helicopter . I have a message for you .

You do not look cool

You do not have sex appeal

You will hurt someone one day

You will get buttfucked in prison

No one is impressed you bunch of acne ridden fuckwits .

Your just Cunts .

So Fuck off

Sounds like your a bit wound up xx Naaaah not me

And only one or to expletives xx I dont fuckin swear

Me thinks you tell porkies xx "

Don't flutter those eyelash at me x

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By *ocbigMan
over a year ago

Birmingham


"Cars and motorbikes excessively speeding in 20mph limit built up areas and cyclists on the wrong side of the road or on the pavement... All get me a bit ragey You and me both "

I always...well sometimes ..say "my mum lets me ride on the road'' when confronted with a pavement cyclist.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We have a Golf R which I love , but it’s funny to see people’s reactions when they find a middle aged woman driving it lol

Focus RS here, and same reaction, the boy racers don’t even attempt to goad Kim when she’s driving it "

They’re great too we looked at those ! But we saw ours and fell in love !

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Why do they seem it necessary to barrell down our narrow street at 215 miles an hour . It has shops and houses on either side ffs!!. Fuckin idiots will kill someone . And they genuinely think they're cool. They honestly believe that girls in the street are going to wet their knickers at the sight of these spotty twats in their cars that are louder than an Apache fuckin Helicopter . I have a message for you .

You do not look cool

You do not have sex appeal

You will hurt someone one day

You will get buttfucked in prison

No one is impressed you bunch of acne ridden fuckwits .

Your just Cunts .

So Fuck off

Sounds like your a bit wound up xx Naaaah not me

And only one or to expletives xx I dont fuckin swear

Me thinks you tell porkies xx

Don't flutter those eyelash at me x"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ark at all the clean shirt 30mph drivers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why do they seem it necessary to barrell down our narrow street at 215 miles an hour . It has shops and houses on either side ffs!!. Fuckin idiots will kill someone . And they genuinely think they're cool. They honestly believe that girls in the street are going to wet their knickers at the sight of these spotty twats in their cars that are louder than an Apache fuckin Helicopter . I have a message for you .

You do not look cool

You do not have sex appeal

You will hurt someone one day

You will get buttfucked in prison

No one is impressed you bunch of acne ridden fuckwits .

Your just Cunts .

So Fuck off

Sounds like your a bit wound up xx Naaaah not me

And only one or to expletives xx I dont fuckin swear

Me thinks you tell porkies xx

Don't flutter those eyelash at me x "

Disobedient x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mate likes to force them to undertake him, then brake when they get to a car on the inside lane.

You brake hard, or hit the car in front.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mate likes to force them to undertake him, then brake when they get to a car on the inside lane.

You brake hard, or hit the car in front."

Not really going to help though is it?

Just drive on and ignore.

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

Chesterfield

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

Chesterfield

Don’t think trying to cause a collision is a smart move.

Your mate could get done for dangerous driving. Better to let the idiots go and have their accident somewhere else.

Previous post deleted for fat fingers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think it's an age thing. I used to drive a hell of a lot faster and had a sad boy racer type car with a big exhaust in my early twenties. I cringe now but at the time I loved that car.

Is I get older I seem to get slower. A few years back I sold my 572 bhp Audi RS6 which I grew to find unnecessarily fast and happily bought a diesel which I love because I can go a long way cheaply.

I think the idea of speed just gets old and you start to think of consequences.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Now this thread I had forgot all about , someone has resurrected it after 37 weeks lol.

Still applies though

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By *tsonlysexCouple
over a year ago

bedford


"We have a Golf R which I love , but it’s funny to see people’s reactions when they find a middle aged woman driving it lol

Focus RS here, and same reaction, the boy racers don’t even attempt to goad Kim when she’s driving it "

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By *tsonlysexCouple
over a year ago

bedford


"We have a Golf R which I love , but it’s funny to see people’s reactions when they find a middle aged woman driving it lol

Focus RS here, and same reaction, the boy racers don’t even attempt to goad Kim when she’s driving it "

I had two idiots try to race me in a civic

I am riding a 1200cc bike. Seriously

I just turned off was not worth the effort. I doubt I would of changed out of 2nd gear lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to have to scrape up what was left of them and their vehicles for a living. My advice has never really been to the driver, always to the passenger because its always the passenger who gets killed.

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By *estinyIsAllCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire


"Mate likes to force them to undertake him, then brake when they get to a car on the inside lane.

You brake hard, or hit the car in front."

Your mate is a moron trying to force a crash. All good and well saying "they're going to kill someone" but actions like that are just as likely to do the same. What a tit.

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By *hMyGawdCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

Hate the term "boy racer" for a few reasons

Firstly - not all bad drivers are young men.

Secondly - It tars car enthusiasts with the same brush. These are the people who maintain their cars above and beyond pretty much anyone else and are safer, more conscienscious drivers.

Thirdly - It's fucking sexist.

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

I prefer my bikes for going stupid fast as pretty much if I fuck up chances are its only me getting hurt. As was proved a couple of months ago when I wrote one of them off.

Saying that though we have just bought a 350brake 4x4 as its still fun to watch little johnnies face as you smoke him in a traffic light GP occasionally

I think its more dangerous now as things like VR6's & the like can be had for £1500...

S

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By *tsonlysexCouple
over a year ago

bedford

Our Lexus 4.3 v8 can smoke most. But never as quick as my bikes.

But nowadays I tend to just creep off lights winds them up more

I know how fast my bike is and don’t need to prove

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales


"Our Lexus 4.3 v8 can smoke most. But never as quick as my bikes.

But nowadays I tend to just creep off lights winds them up more

I know how fast my bike is and don’t need to prove"

When I'm on one I measure speed as how fast I can get from A2B rather than a max for a few seconds on a needle.

To that end I tend to ride alone a lot although I will do group rides etc.

In the UK the fastest/longest has been 165miles in 100minutes on a mixture of roads, so an average of 99mph....

Took me about an hour to wind down & sit still indoors!!

S

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By *etite HandfulWoman
over a year ago

Chester

Grumpy old men lane hoggers are just as bad.

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By *hatYorkLadMan
over a year ago

York

All true enough, but we were all 18 once too and tarting up a banger and driving it like you stole it to impress mates and girls was a rite of passage.

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By *ourneblondeWoman
over a year ago

Bourne


"We have a Golf R which I love , but it’s funny to see people’s reactions when they find a middle aged woman driving it lol

Focus RS here, and same reaction, the boy racers don’t even attempt to goad Kim when she’s driving it

They’re great too we looked at those ! But we saw ours and fell in love !"

Some boy or girl racers never grow up...

I have a luxury Mercedes ... Focus RS and Golf R are boy racers dream cars

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always wonder why they drive around with hoods up !!!

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By *hezuMan
over a year ago

London

Old people love to complain fkin hell

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By *estinyIsAllCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire


"Old people love to complain fkin hell "

That's because they usually know more than kids.

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham


"We have a Golf R which I love , but it’s funny to see people’s reactions when they find a middle aged woman driving it lol

Focus RS here, and same reaction, the boy racers don’t even attempt to goad Kim when she’s driving it

I used to let cars like that passed me at first, then toot when they were in traffic. Next time they caught up with me, they did the speed limit as they couldn't get past me till i let them.

I had two idiots try to race me in a civic

I am riding a 1200cc bike. Seriously

I just turned off was not worth the effort. I doubt I would of changed out of 2nd gear lol"

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