FabSwingers.com forum: Profile turn off

By *orwegian Blue OP Man
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

What is an instant turn off for you when looking at another's profile?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

More pictures of their sexual partners than them.

42 pictures of their cock.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"More pictures of their sexual partners than them.

42 pictures of their cock."

Yes! So off putting x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One liners...

Ask me anything

Up for anything

Been here before, know the score

Fill in later

Fun guy for fun women.

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

No face pic

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

2 zillion Veri,s

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"More pictures of their sexual partners than them.

42 pictures of their cock."

Yeah, you never really want to see bareback sex with 30, different cocks.....

Not enough women have just a decent face and body pic, it's all silly angles to hide what can't be hidden if you meet.... Faces and bodies are so much more attractive than pussy in the bath pics......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will fill in later...

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

No one item in particular. No effort would sum it up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Webbed feet

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By *aige CoolTV/TS
over a year ago

north west

To much body hair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ranty profiles and cumshots.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a sense of entitlement or the general feeling that the profile owner is in some way better than everyone else.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"a sense of entitlement or the general feeling that the profile owner is in some way better than everyone else.

But I am

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"a sense of entitlement or the general feeling that the profile owner is in some way better than everyone else.

But I am "

But you have Royal Perogative

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By *ambsguynextdoorMan
over a year ago

Ely

"Webbed feet "

People from Norfolk are out then!

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

Action shots...really don't want to see where it's been....

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Cumbria

Slightly deranged male seeking a fun luvin' female for long walks in the park, trips to the pub to get my gin grin on, scuba diving excursions (need you to babysit my guide dog) and returning me to my nursing home at the end of a fun filled day...

Sense of humour is a requisite along with the ability to understand cockney and a mobile tracking device to find me when I get lost...happens quite often, usually after the trip to the pub...

A few words about me...

married - yes, but not happily..my problem to sort

adrenaline junky - sort of, so i may disappear from time to time whilst broken bits repair...Note -if i disappear for more than a week, assume the worst - that i have moved to Milton Keynes!!!

Well hung - probably not but you wouldn't want it as a wart on yer nose...and i have low blood pressure so if it was any bigger i probably pass out every time i see a pair of boobs...

Have bottom switch tendencies (submissive not a bum fantasy... although....) and don't mind a little pain if the mood takes me, or you do... warning - I get bored very quick and will turn the tables.. well, can't have you having all the fun.... so bring your flogger at your own risk!!

I am a sociable guy, if you wanna chat, don't be shy, get in touch.. Go on, you know you want to.

I prefer to meet socially first time, it's my unwritten rule.. Or it was until I just wrote it...

However, I am always up for breaking the rules with the right person.. You just gotta be persuasive...

Now for the small print..

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So you have managed to stay interested this far, Christ you must be bored and have a lot of time on your hands.....perhaps i can think of a way to make better use of that time....and your hands!

Apparently married men is a bit of a plague now on fab so I have been told... so I now carry a bell around with me, ringing it out loud while shouting "unclean" at the top of my voice...

A note for Sydney university... Bugger off, unless your a beach fit Bondi babe, in which case purve away until yer hearts content, but I expect pictures in return... Send all pics to **aulmeoff@...

As for the rest of you sydney uni mongrels, using my pics is theft.. Hasn't history taught you Antipodeans what happens when you steal??

So unless you wanna be deported to Scunthorpe, bugger off!

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By *exyfuncouple-40Couple
over a year ago

Bloxham

Fannys full of cum

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Cumbria

Lol could not miss this chance...

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By *exyfuncouple-40Couple
over a year ago

Bloxham

"Webbed feet

People from Norfolk are out then!"

Thought they had conjoined fingers ?

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By *hewifeandiCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

All this collared business and I'm owned by so and so

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will fill in later

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By *exyfuncouple-40Couple
over a year ago

Bloxham

"Will fill in later"

Did you fill in later ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The safe sex only profiles but yet their photos show them barebacking every Tom Dick and Harry with pussy,mouth and face covered in cum.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gym fit good looking couple, do not message unless you are the same.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Webbed feet

People from Norfolk are out then!"

Or the isle of Wight!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wrote what I thought was a pretty dreadful profile but I still get lots of msgs lol

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By *umpsMan
over a year ago

city

When they say " I'm daddies girl". That puts me right off.. even though they don't mean it in that way.

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By *LawMan
over a year ago

Bradford

"Will fill in later

Did you fill in later ?"

I've seen that on plenty of profiles that joined over a year ago. Like how long are you going to wait

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By *ambsguynextdoorMan
over a year ago

Ely

"Webbed feet

People from Norfolk are out then!

Thought they had conjoined fingers ? "

Nope that's people from Wisbech

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By *uzz And WoodyCouple
over a year ago

Maidstone

Profiles written in abbreviations or slang.

Couples with only photos of the female.

Anything dripping in cum.

A long list of rules or a sense of entitlement.

Grubby backgrounds in photos.

Explicit veris.

Couple profiles that state the man can play alone. Chances are he’s always alone.

Perhaps I’m just too picky!

Lou x

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By *issmorganWoman
over a year ago

Calderdale innit

Mmmmmm used on a profile

I don't bite unless asked

Not here for email tennis

Cringe status updates such as "balls full" or 'need sucking now".

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

Action, dick or pussy shots.

There’s just a lack of something if you feel the need to post them, sorry.

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Credit card hotline

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If it says ‘Jog on’ anywhere on their profile.

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

"If it says ‘Jog on’ anywhere on their profile. "

I know right?

One should always walk sedately!

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

For me it’s as others have said:

A plethora of cock shots and picks of them fucking countless women - where you can see most of the woman but only their cock!

Quite often I’ve had to report pics where you can see the woman’s face pretty clearly too! Very bad form!

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By *winger212Woman
over a year ago

Live in spain

A big hairy butt Hole.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

90% of the skin on show is not their skin.

Despite trying to assemble a full jigsaw of the various parts of the person from different angles etc, I've still no idea what they really look like.

The 'fill in later' or 'just ask' type profile screams it's someone not interested or thoughtful about what I'd need.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cocks wearing glasses/spectacles....

I'm not a fan of cock anyway, but you can't hide it behind a pair of glasses like a spy.... ....next they'll be cutting holes out of newspapers (now there's an idea!).....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good looking men only

How do you know if you’re good looking to that person or not without messaging?

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