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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Or are packets of bacon hard to open? Fucking hell you need some strength to pull that plastic off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Or are packets of bacon hard to open? Fucking hell you need some strength to pull that plastic off "

Use a knife, goes in first time, no messing and quicker to cooking.

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By *oney to the beeWoman
over a year ago

Manchester

No but I don't buy cheap supermarket bacon I get it from the butchers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Knife it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did you buy enough for us all to have sandwiches?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Use a knife or a pair of scissors.

It's surprising how useful sharp edges can be for cutting through plastic.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"No but I don't buy cheap supermarket bacon I get it from the butchers."

Oh I see, your professional are you

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By *oney to the beeWoman
over a year ago

Manchester


"No but I don't buy cheap supermarket bacon I get it from the butchers.

Oh I see, your professional are you "

How does that make anyone a professional? The fact is you don't get dry cured decent bacon pre packed only cheap stuff.

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By *Marvel-Man
over a year ago

In The Gym

Use scissors

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"No but I don't buy cheap supermarket bacon I get it from the butchers.

Oh I see, your professional are you

How does that make anyone a professional? The fact is you don't get dry cured decent bacon pre packed only cheap stuff. "

I feel like such a peasant now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No but I don't buy cheap supermarket bacon I get it from the butchers.

Oh I see, your professional are you

How does that make anyone a professional? The fact is you don't get dry cured decent bacon pre packed only cheap stuff.

I feel like such a peasant now"

Ha ha a pig is a pig love !

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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Yes they are hard to open.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Use a knife maybe? Simple and easy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've no patience for plastic.. straight in with a knife before I even look for a peel here section..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've no patience for plastic.. straight in with a knife before I even look for a peel here section.."

Peasant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've no patience for plastic.. straight in with a knife before I even look for a peel here section..

Peasant"

And proud..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No but I don't buy cheap supermarket bacon I get it from the butchers.

Oh I see, your professional are you

How does that make anyone a professional? The fact is you don't get dry cured decent bacon pre packed only cheap stuff.

I feel like such a peasant now

Ha ha a pig is a pig love !"

Ouch!

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish


"Or are packets of bacon hard to open? Fucking hell you need some strength to pull that plastic off "

So are condoms hard to open.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've no patience for plastic.. straight in with a knife before I even look for a peel here section..

Peasant

And proud.. "

Me too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Or are packets of bacon hard to open? Fucking hell you need some strength to pull that plastic off

Use a knife, goes in first time, no messing and quicker to cooking."

This

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Fish packets are worse, vacuum packed as well. Straight in with a knife for anything like that.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Fish packets are worse, vacuum packed as well. Straight in with a knife for anything like that."

You sound dangerous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have to agree, I normally stand on one end of the packet and tug really hard until it comes open

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


"Or are packets of bacon hard to open? Fucking hell you need some strength to pull that plastic off "

Get to the gym and pump some iron to give you strength to open those packs of bacon!

Never heard anything as daft on the forums..pmsl....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have to agree, I normally stand on one end of the packet and tug really hard until it comes open "
how big is the pack of bacon or how small are you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have to agree, I normally stand on one end of the packet and tug really hard until it comes open how big is the pack of bacon or how small are you?"

I’m a bit bigger than a tea spoon

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By *vcarolTV/TS
over a year ago

kilmarnockish


"I have to agree, I normally stand on one end of the bed and tug really hard until it cums "

And with a little edit....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have to agree, I normally stand on one end of the bed and tug really hard until it cums

And with a little edit...."

Lol....brilliant

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have to agree, I normally stand on one end of the packet and tug really hard until it comes open how big is the pack of bacon or how small are you?"

I'm quite a strong lad, fuck know how a frail old person is supposed to open them

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By *evil_u_knowMan
over a year ago

city


"No but I don't buy cheap supermarket bacon I get it from the butchers."

My butcher is cheaper than the supermarkets though. Dunno if they do bacon though, never looked.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Might just buy a full pig

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By *raceytvcdTV/TS
over a year ago

mansfield


"No but I don't buy cheap supermarket bacon I get it from the butchers."
that supermarket bacon never been Bacon

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By *irenGuy70Man
over a year ago

Cirencester

Fork it, and then get your fingers in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Might just buy a full pig"

You could buy a full fat pig instead of milk

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Might just buy a full pig

You could buy a full fat pig instead of milk "

Full fat pig, I like it

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