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By *tella Heels OP TV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire

Del “A beautiful languauge French, you see one of my favourite foods is duck a la orange, but I don’t know how to say that in French”

Rodney “it’s Cunard del”

Del “ you can say that again bruv”

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

That's it Rodney... now ...brace yourself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What you got a Wendy House"

. Grandad was superb

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I remember.... during the war...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No Del, we haven't got a car phone."

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By *HaRiFMan
over a year ago

Beyond the shadows.

alright Dave

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By *ellbound_GhoulwarpWoman
over a year ago

Fifth Circle of Hell

This old brooms had 17 new heads and 14 new handles in its time.

How the hell can it be the same bloody broom then?

There's the picture, what more proof do you need?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gary!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 24/02/19 10:08:34]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm watching it now!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

f it’s a Boy, then they’re calling it Rodney, after Dave

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

Trigger-"My Dad passed away two years before I was born"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bonnet de douche.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve heard rumours Mickey Mouse wears a Rodney Trotter watch....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm going Bald, my hairs falling out in great chunks Del

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By *MP3Man
over a year ago

Between Scylla and Charybdis

Mange tout, Rodney.

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

You dozy twonk

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By *ouisebottomTV/TS
over a year ago

London

Nurse to del boy - do you have trouble passing water?

Del boy to nurse - I had a dizzy spell crossing London Bridge once

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Del: This is my punishment, isn't it? Spending the rest of my life in this wheelchair.

Trigger: Still, it could have been worse.

Mike: How?

Trigger: My gran had one with a squeaky wheel.

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By *ebeccaHallTVTV/TS
over a year ago

BECKENHAM

Uncle Albert "I speak some German"

Del "go on then, ask what her name is"

Uncle Albert "vat iz yor name"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to have cats called Marlene and Boycie plus a dog called Dave

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Marrrrrrlene!

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By *tella Heels OP TV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire

No income tax no vat, no money back no guarantee....

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Trigger, if it's a girl they're gonna call it Sigorney after a film star. If it's a boy they're gonna call it Rodney, after Dave.

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By *tella Heels OP TV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire

Of course there is...

This time next year we’ll be millionaires

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You know it makes sense

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought you was bluffing..

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By *tella Heels OP TV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire

Kushteee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Del boy trying to sell car radio's.

'This is none of your Japanese or your German rubbish, no sir this is made in Albania.

It also comes with a Kylie Minogue LP.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rodney Charlton Trotter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You take the pratmobile, I’ll take the van.

Brilliant.

Geeky x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Play it cool Trigger, play it cool

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

Batman and Robin running to the party

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By *aisyDDWoman
over a year ago

North West

This time next year Rodney we’ll be millionaires. Used often in my line of work

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By *tella Heels OP TV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire

Who can forget the luminous paint on delboy’s mums headstonesooo funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Del: "Its a little baby"

Rodney: "Have they mentioned the sex"

Del: "Give her a chance Rodney, she just given birth"

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By *tella Heels OP TV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire

Delboy singing one voice singing in the darkness, boob looking for a video clip can’t finf it anywhere’s

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Del and Rodney trying to pull by pretending Rodney is a tennis pro

Woman, “ Do you prefer grass or astroturf”?

Rodney, “I have never smoked astroturf”!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At the empty flat after becoming millionaires and hearing grandads voice. They'd finally made it but he wasn't there yo see it. A good finale and they should have left it at that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Del has entered a clay pigeon shoot with a pump-action shotgun]

Rodney : Oi, where did you get that gun?

Derek 'Del Boy' Trotter : Iggy Iggins.

Rodney : Iggy Iggins? Iggy Iggins robs banks.

Derek 'Del Boy' Trotter : Yeah but it's a Saturday.

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By *tella Heels OP TV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire

Crying over you, crying over you..

Tony angelino

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Favourite moments include the chandelier, the blow up dolls in the back of the van and of course Del falling through the bar. Priceless!

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By *rs-Naughty_Mr-CuddlesCouple
over a year ago

Nr coleford

"Favourite moments include the chandelier, the blow up dolls in the back of the van and of course Del falling through the bar. Priceless! "
the dolls look like Pepsi and sherly

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By *eliciousladyWoman
over a year ago

Sometimes U.K

Bookmark this thread to read later at leisure..

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By *arold_n_maudeCouple
over a year ago

preston

Raquel: I don't know about you but I just love the works of Shaw.

Del: Oh yeah... 'like a puppet on a string'

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