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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Hello! Cowabunga and good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. What you up to? Working? Fucking your cousin? Fucking like a lesbian? In need of a blowie in Doncaster? Disco dancing? Pervin'? Keeping me waiting in letting me know who your favourite Terry is? Maybe you're lurking. Whatever the flip you're doing, share it here. Chat with other pervy night owls, talk about absolutely anything you want. Thread watchers that don't usually post, you're very welcome here. Very, very welcome, and not just on Saturdays. Don't be shy, give us a try. Let's get ready to nocturnal. Saturdaysmileyface

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I'm watching La La Land and thinking they should be showing Moonlight.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Alls very quiet tonight jim

Hello btw

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening Jim. I’m perming and lurking...multitasking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening Jim. I’m perming and lurking...multitasking "

Perving

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm watching La La Land and thinking they should be showing Moonlight.

"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lickety. You're tonight's first poster, congratulations! You win a copy of La La Land on DVD.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Alls very quiet tonight jim

Hello btw "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Pull. Do you think The Incredible Hulk drinks green tea?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jerek

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening Jim. I’m perming and lurking...multitasking "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Cheeky. I'm looking forward to seeing your new hair-do. Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Jerek "

Yeah! Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, P. How was your day?

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By *lceeWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

I’m trying really hard to not move because my quads are killing me from PT. And groaning a lot.

I would give my back teeth and maybe even a side tooth for a sports massage right now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm waiting for someone to reply on kik. *cough cough*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Alls very quiet tonight jim

Hello btw

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Pull. Do you think The Incredible Hulk drinks green tea? "
yes i also think he drinks blue star wars milk too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good evening Jim

Evening all

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’m trying really hard to not move because my quads are killing me from PT. And groaning a lot.

I would give my back teeth and maybe even a side tooth for a sports massage right now. "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Elcee. Stay put, don't move! Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm waiting for someone to reply on kik. *cough cough*"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Yvaine. *Goes to check my Kik*

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Evening all,

I’m putting together a dance choreography.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jerek

Yeah! Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, P. How was your day?"

Had a very busy one at work, I walked almost 13km round a restaurant with my tiny legs.

Boy child is out on the piss again tonight with his mates #18andlife

A have a terrible case of period horn. It's like "make me cum in 30 seconds or I'll fucking garotte ya.... I love you"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Alls very quiet tonight jim

Hello btw

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Pull. Do you think The Incredible Hulk drinks green tea? yes i also think he drinks blue star wars milk too"

Where do I buy blue Star Wars milk from?!

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By *lceeWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


"I’m trying really hard to not move because my quads are killing me from PT. And groaning a lot.

I would give my back teeth and maybe even a side tooth for a sports massage right now.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Elcee. Stay put, don't move! Smileyface"

Y’know, that’s exactly what my other half always says

Evening Jim!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening Jim

Evening all "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Cat. How are you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Alls very quiet tonight jim

Hello btw

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Pull. Do you think The Incredible Hulk drinks green tea? yes i also think he drinks blue star wars milk too

Where do I buy blue Star Wars milk from?!"

Derrrr, naboo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Alls very quiet tonight jim

Hello btw

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Pull. Do you think The Incredible Hulk drinks green tea? yes i also think he drinks blue star wars milk too

Where do I buy blue Star Wars milk from?!"

Im not sure

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening all,

I’m putting together a dance choreography....."

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Bhub. What kinda dancing are you choreographing?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Jerek

Yeah! Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, P. How was your day?

Had a very busy one at work, I walked almost 13km round a restaurant with my tiny legs.

Boy child is out on the piss again tonight with his mates #18andlife

A have a terrible case of period horn. It's like "make me cum in 30 seconds or I'll fucking garotte ya.... I love you" "

You'd think you'd be tired from all that walking to be period horny.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’m trying really hard to not move because my quads are killing me from PT. And groaning a lot.

I would give my back teeth and maybe even a side tooth for a sports massage right now.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Elcee. Stay put, don't move! Smileyface

Y’know, that’s exactly what my other half always says

Evening Jim!"

Which half? Left, right, bottom or top?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Alls very quiet tonight jim

Hello btw

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Pull. Do you think The Incredible Hulk drinks green tea? yes i also think he drinks blue star wars milk too

Where do I buy blue Star Wars milk from?!

Im not sure"

Naboo, derrr. Derrrface

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Evening Jim! evening all

It’s gone quiet in the fab bar so I’m just hanging til last orders

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jerek

Yeah! Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, P. How was your day?

Had a very busy one at work, I walked almost 13km round a restaurant with my tiny legs.

Boy child is out on the piss again tonight with his mates #18andlife

A have a terrible case of period horn. It's like "make me cum in 30 seconds or I'll fucking garotte ya.... I love you"

You'd think you'd be tired from all that walking to be period horny."

Well ya would, but you know me, I like to buck the trend.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening Jim! evening all

It’s gone quiet in the fab bar so I’m just hanging til last orders "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Diamond. Could I have a cup of tea please? Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Jerek

Yeah! Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, P. How was your day?

Had a very busy one at work, I walked almost 13km round a restaurant with my tiny legs.

Boy child is out on the piss again tonight with his mates #18andlife

A have a terrible case of period horn. It's like "make me cum in 30 seconds or I'll fucking garotte ya.... I love you"

You'd think you'd be tired from all that walking to be period horny.

Well ya would, but you know me, I like to fuck the trend."

You really are horny.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jerek

Yeah! Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, P. How was your day?

Had a very busy one at work, I walked almost 13km round a restaurant with my tiny legs.

Boy child is out on the piss again tonight with his mates #18andlife

A have a terrible case of period horn. It's like "make me cum in 30 seconds or I'll fucking garotte ya.... I love you"

You'd think you'd be tired from all that walking to be period horny.

Well ya would, but you know me, I like to fuck the trend.

You really are horny."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening everyone. Chilling out with a drink or 3 this evening

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Jerek

Yeah! Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, P. How was your day?

Had a very busy one at work, I walked almost 13km round a restaurant with my tiny legs.

Boy child is out on the piss again tonight with his mates #18andlife

A have a terrible case of period horn. It's like "make me cum in 30 seconds or I'll fucking garotte ya.... I love you"

You'd think you'd be tired from all that walking to be period horny.

Well ya would, but you know me, I like to fuck the trend.

You really are horny.

"

It's a good job B is fit.

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Evening Jim! evening all

It’s gone quiet in the fab bar so I’m just hanging til last orders

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Diamond. Could I have a cup of tea please? Smileyface"

You certainly can! Swap for Jaffa cakes?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jerek

Yeah! Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, P. How was your day?

Had a very busy one at work, I walked almost 13km round a restaurant with my tiny legs.

Boy child is out on the piss again tonight with his mates #18andlife

A have a terrible case of period horn. It's like "make me cum in 30 seconds or I'll fucking garotte ya.... I love you"

You'd think you'd be tired from all that walking to be period horny.

Well ya would, but you know me, I like to fuck the trend.

You really are horny.

It's a good job B is fit."

Fit as fuck

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening Jim! evening all

It’s gone quiet in the fab bar so I’m just hanging til last orders

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Diamond. Could I have a cup of tea please? Smileyface

You certainly can! Swap for Jaffa cakes?"

Deal!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Jerek

Yeah! Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, P. How was your day?

Had a very busy one at work, I walked almost 13km round a restaurant with my tiny legs.

Boy child is out on the piss again tonight with his mates #18andlife

A have a terrible case of period horn. It's like "make me cum in 30 seconds or I'll fucking garotte ya.... I love you"

You'd think you'd be tired from all that walking to be period horny.

Well ya would, but you know me, I like to fuck the trend.

You really are horny.

It's a good job B is fit.

Fit as fuck "

Up yer loved up bum.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Just going for a sit down wee.

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Evening Jim! evening all

It’s gone quiet in the fab bar so I’m just hanging til last orders

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Diamond. Could I have a cup of tea please? Smileyface

You certainly can! Swap for Jaffa cakes?

Deal!"

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By *anielpiercedMan
over a year ago

by the seaside

Evening Jim

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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Hey Pri! How are things in a vagueish sort of way?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening Jim "

Dan! Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Dan. Where the bloody hell have you been?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hey Pri! How are things in a vagueish sort of way? "

Haha, good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Meli. I'm good, but slightly frustrated. Even though I've reminded you in the nocturnal thread introduction, and PMd you. I'm still waiting for an answer.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I've got Jellies on Netflix and Lana Del Rey on the stereo. That's how I'm nocturnalling.

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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Good Evening Jim, evening all

How was your day Jim?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jerek

Yeah! Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, P. How was your day?

Had a very busy one at work, I walked almost 13km round a restaurant with my tiny legs.

Boy child is out on the piss again tonight with his mates #18andlife

A have a terrible case of period horn. It's like "make me cum in 30 seconds or I'll fucking garotte ya.... I love you"

You'd think you'd be tired from all that walking to be period horny.

Well ya would, but you know me, I like to fuck the trend.

You really are horny.

It's a good job B is fit.

Fit as fuck

Up yer loved up bum. "

Awwwww, you guys!

It's a bad job that some plantpot has seen fit to dump the M62, the Peak district and a whole host of other barrier resembling shit between my ever obliging root and my fair maiden's equally obliging if period visited puss puss!

B

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good Evening Jim, evening all

How was your day Jim? "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Babs. I did absolutely bugger all. Did you return to the infra red room?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening EJ, how’s it hangin’ tonight

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"Good Evening Jim, evening all

How was your day Jim?

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Babs. I did absolutely bugger all. Did you return to the infra red room?"

I did and the hot mosaic tiles for another bum burning. It’s been an adventure

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Jerek

Yeah! Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, P. How was your day?

Had a very busy one at work, I walked almost 13km round a restaurant with my tiny legs.

Boy child is out on the piss again tonight with his mates #18andlife

A have a terrible case of period horn. It's like "make me cum in 30 seconds or I'll fucking garotte ya.... I love you"

You'd think you'd be tired from all that walking to be period horny.

Well ya would, but you know me, I like to fuck the trend.

You really are horny.

It's a good job B is fit.

Fit as fuck

Up yer loved up bum.

Awwwww, you guys!

It's a bad job that some plantpot has seen fit to dump the M62, the Peak district and a whole host of other barrier resembling shit between my ever obliging root and my fair maiden's equally obliging if period visited puss puss!

B"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, B. Bloody Peak District *shakes fist* I've never heard it called a root before.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening all, someone mention Jaffa Cakes

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening EJ, how’s it hangin’ tonight "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Roxi. It's in my jeggings, hanging to it's favoured left. How are you?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good Evening Jim, evening all

How was your day Jim?

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Babs. I did absolutely bugger all. Did you return to the infra red room?

I did and the hot mosaic tiles for another bum burning. It’s been an adventure "

Hot buns!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening all, someone mention Jaffa Cakes "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Monkey. Help yourself to a generic jaffa cake.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=91uq7f5g9Kg

Amy Winehouse with Jools Holland - Monkey Man - YouTube

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"Good Evening Jim, evening all

How was your day Jim?

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Babs. I did absolutely bugger all. Did you return to the infra red room?

I did and the hot mosaic tiles for another bum burning. It’s been an adventure

Hot buns!"

Hot and all relaxed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening EJ, how’s it hangin’ tonight

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Roxi. It's in my jeggings, hanging to it's favoured left. How are you?"

Jeggings

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jerek

Yeah! Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, P. How was your day?

Had a very busy one at work, I walked almost 13km round a restaurant with my tiny legs.

Boy child is out on the piss again tonight with his mates #18andlife

A have a terrible case of period horn. It's like "make me cum in 30 seconds or I'll fucking garotte ya.... I love you"

You'd think you'd be tired from all that walking to be period horny.

Well ya would, but you know me, I like to fuck the trend.

You really are horny.

It's a good job B is fit.

Fit as fuck

Up yer loved up bum.

Awwwww, you guys!

It's a bad job that some plantpot has seen fit to dump the M62, the Peak district and a whole host of other barrier resembling shit between my ever obliging root and my fair maiden's equally obliging if period visited puss puss!

B

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, B. Bloody Peak District *shakes fist* I've never heard it called a root before."

Evening Jimlad!

It's a swine for sure. I was even thinking that as National Parks went it came close to the beauty of my all-time face the North York Moors...and this is how it repays me??

And I particularly like the term root...as whilst it isn't a rude word officially it describes perfectly something firm that determinedly snakes it's way with purpose into something warm, soft, dark and moist, thickening and stiffening as it does so...So therefore highly descriptive, rude and yet not so? I do adore contrast...

B

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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Babs, what are you doing awake so late? Are you even Babs?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Jerek

Yeah! Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, P. How was your day?

Had a very busy one at work, I walked almost 13km round a restaurant with my tiny legs.

Boy child is out on the piss again tonight with his mates #18andlife

A have a terrible case of period horn. It's like "make me cum in 30 seconds or I'll fucking garotte ya.... I love you"

You'd think you'd be tired from all that walking to be period horny.

Well ya would, but you know me, I like to fuck the trend.

You really are horny.

It's a good job B is fit.

Fit as fuck

Up yer loved up bum.

Awwwww, you guys!

It's a bad job that some plantpot has seen fit to dump the M62, the Peak district and a whole host of other barrier resembling shit between my ever obliging root and my fair maiden's equally obliging if period visited puss puss!

B

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, B. Bloody Peak District *shakes fist* I've never heard it called a root before.

Evening Jimlad!

It's a swine for sure. I was even thinking that as National Parks went it came close to the beauty of my all-time face the North York Moors...and this is how it repays me??

And I particularly like the term root...as whilst it isn't a rude word officially it describes perfectly something firm that determinedly snakes it's way with purpose into something warm, soft, dark and moist, thickening and stiffening as it does so...So therefore highly descriptive, rude and yet not so? I do adore contrast...

B"

I like it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening EJ, how’s it hangin’ tonight

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Roxi. It's in my jeggings, hanging to it's favoured left. How are you?

Jeggings "

Hold on, I've got a photo.

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"Babs, what are you doing awake so late? Are you even Babs? "

Meli I’ve had a nap and now I’m wide awake. I only nodded off for five minutes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jerek

Yeah! Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, P. How was your day?

Had a very busy one at work, I walked almost 13km round a restaurant with my tiny legs.

Boy child is out on the piss again tonight with his mates #18andlife

A have a terrible case of period horn. It's like "make me cum in 30 seconds or I'll fucking garotte ya.... I love you"

You'd think you'd be tired from all that walking to be period horny.

Well ya would, but you know me, I like to fuck the trend.

You really are horny.

It's a good job B is fit.

Fit as fuck

Up yer loved up bum.

Awwwww, you guys!

It's a bad job that some plantpot has seen fit to dump the M62, the Peak district and a whole host of other barrier resembling shit between my ever obliging root and my fair maiden's equally obliging if period visited puss puss!

B

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, B. Bloody Peak District *shakes fist* I've never heard it called a root before.

Evening Jimlad!

It's a swine for sure. I was even thinking that as National Parks went it came close to the beauty of my all-time face the North York Moors...and this is how it repays me??

And I particularly like the term root...as whilst it isn't a rude word officially it describes perfectly something firm that determinedly snakes it's way with purpose into something warm, soft, dark and moist, thickening and stiffening as it does so...So therefore highly descriptive, rude and yet not so? I do adore contrast...

B

I like it."

Me too B can root around in my cave anytime

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Jerek

Yeah! Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, P. How was your day?

Had a very busy one at work, I walked almost 13km round a restaurant with my tiny legs.

Boy child is out on the piss again tonight with his mates #18andlife

A have a terrible case of period horn. It's like "make me cum in 30 seconds or I'll fucking garotte ya.... I love you"

You'd think you'd be tired from all that walking to be period horny.

Well ya would, but you know me, I like to fuck the trend.

You really are horny.

It's a good job B is fit.

Fit as fuck

Up yer loved up bum.

Awwwww, you guys!

It's a bad job that some plantpot has seen fit to dump the M62, the Peak district and a whole host of other barrier resembling shit between my ever obliging root and my fair maiden's equally obliging if period visited puss puss!

B

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, B. Bloody Peak District *shakes fist* I've never heard it called a root before.

Evening Jimlad!

It's a swine for sure. I was even thinking that as National Parks went it came close to the beauty of my all-time face the North York Moors...and this is how it repays me??

And I particularly like the term root...as whilst it isn't a rude word officially it describes perfectly something firm that determinedly snakes it's way with purpose into something warm, soft, dark and moist, thickening and stiffening as it does so...So therefore highly descriptive, rude and yet not so? I do adore contrast...

B

I like it.

Me too B can root around in my cave anytime "

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"Hey Pri! How are things in a vagueish sort of way?

Haha, good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Meli. I'm good, but slightly frustrated. Even though I've reminded you in the nocturnal thread introduction, and PMd you. I'm still waiting for an answer."

I'm frustrated as well. I can't use my wand though as it's a bit loud.

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

Hello Jim and the nice forumites, I'm eating kit kats and snuggling with my fur baby How are you?

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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Oh and Terry Jeffords.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hey Pri! How are things in a vagueish sort of way?

Haha, good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Meli. I'm good, but slightly frustrated. Even though I've reminded you in the nocturnal thread introduction, and PMd you. I'm still waiting for an answer.

I'm frustrated as well. I can't use my wand though as it's a bit loud. "

Go manual, use your fingers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hey Pri! How are things in a vagueish sort of way?

Haha, good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Meli. I'm good, but slightly frustrated. Even though I've reminded you in the nocturnal thread introduction, and PMd you. I'm still waiting for an answer.

I'm frustrated as well. I can't use my wand though as it's a bit loud.

Go manual, use your fingers."

Effort

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"Hey Pri! How are things in a vagueish sort of way?

Haha, good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Meli. I'm good, but slightly frustrated. Even though I've reminded you in the nocturnal thread introduction, and PMd you. I'm still waiting for an answer.

I'm frustrated as well. I can't use my wand though as it's a bit loud.

Go manual, use your fingers.

Effort "

Also, not as fun.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hello Jim and the nice forumites, I'm eating kit kats and snuggling with my fur baby How are you? "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Samiss. I've got Jim and the Forumites second album somewhere. I could do with a snack. How am I? Peckish. How are you?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I almost forgot, good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Molly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening all, someone mention Jaffa Cakes

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Monkey. Help yourself to a generic jaffa cake.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=91uq7f5g9Kg

Amy Winehouse with Jools Holland - Monkey Man - YouTube

"

Ha ha... Yea I've heard that one before... lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh and Terry Jeffords."

*Goes to search engine Terry Jeffords* I bet he's an author.

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over a year ago

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Hello Jim and the nice forumites, I'm eating kit kats and snuggling with my fur baby How are you?

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Samiss. I've got Jim and the Forumites second album somewhere. I could do with a snack. How am I? Peckish. How are you? "

Ooh good Here, catch this kit kat . I'm peckish too, coz I just gave you my last kit kat

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over a year ago


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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"I almost forgot, good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Molly."

Molly says good evening back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening Jimbo, jist hope from work, glad of wine in hand, and my fave Terry is Terrys chocolate orange, closely followed by Terry Nutkins

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening all, someone mention Jaffa Cakes

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Monkey. Help yourself to a generic jaffa cake.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=91uq7f5g9Kg

Amy Winehouse with Jools Holland - Monkey Man - YouTube

Ha ha... Yea I've heard that one before... lol"

It's a good one!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hello Jim and the nice forumites, I'm eating kit kats and snuggling with my fur baby How are you?

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Samiss. I've got Jim and the Forumites second album somewhere. I could do with a snack. How am I? Peckish. How are you?

Ooh good Here, catch this kit kat . I'm peckish too, coz I just gave you my last kit kat "

Thanks! I might have to get some official Jaffa cakes too. Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening Jimbo, jist hope from work, glad of wine in hand, and my fave Terry is Terrys chocolate orange, closely followed by Terry Nutkins "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Bella. Kick off your shoes, and enjoy your vino. Yeah, good Terrys, solid Terrys.

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Hello Jim and the nice forumites, I'm eating kit kats and snuggling with my fur baby How are you?

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Samiss. I've got Jim and the Forumites second album somewhere. I could do with a snack. How am I? Peckish. How are you?

Ooh good Here, catch this kit kat . I'm peckish too, coz I just gave you my last kit kat

Thanks! I might have to get some official Jaffa cakes too. Smileyface"

I want one

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hello Jim and the nice forumites, I'm eating kit kats and snuggling with my fur baby How are you?

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Samiss. I've got Jim and the Forumites second album somewhere. I could do with a snack. How am I? Peckish. How are you?

Ooh good Here, catch this kit kat . I'm peckish too, coz I just gave you my last kit kat

Thanks! I might have to get some official Jaffa cakes too. Smileyface

I want one "

Have two, I've got loads.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I was wrong, Terry Jeffords is from Brooklyn Nine-Nine. Brooklyn has just made me think about Courtney. Which reminds me, it's the midnight hour.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just thought I'd pop my head in and say hello. Xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just thought I'd pop my head in and say hello. Xx"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lorna. I think you meant boobs. x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening just having a quick perv.. my favourite Terry has to be my dad.. closely followed by a chocolate orange.

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over a year ago


"Evening just having a quick perv.. my favourite Terry has to be my dad.. closely followed by a chocolate orange. "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Saffron. Has to be your dad. Chocolate oranges have taken the lead. Smileyface

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Just thought I'd pop my head in and say hello. Xx"

Hello

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over a year ago


"Just thought I'd pop my head in and say hello. Xx

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lorna. I think you meant boobs. x"

Well they do seem to arrive before the rest of me. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just thought I'd pop my head in and say hello. Xx

Hello "

Hello my favourite lady. Xx

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Just thought I'd pop my head in and say hello. Xx

Hello

Hello my favourite lady. Xx"

Aah, howz you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just thought I'd pop my head in and say hello. Xx

Hello

Hello my favourite lady. Xx

Aah, howz you? "

I'm very good ta, you? Xx

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Just thought I'd pop my head in and say hello. Xx

Hello

Hello my favourite lady. Xx

Aah, howz you?

I'm very good ta, you? Xx"

I'm good too ty. In bed and having cuddles with my little cat

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By *ot-AshMan
over a year ago

London

Good evening Jim and everyone...

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Good evening Jim and everyone...

"

Good evening Ash, how are you?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening Jim and everyone...

"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ash. Happy Sunday! Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi. Ive just got home

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I've got some nuts in my mouth.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just thought I'd pop my head in and say hello. Xx

Hello

Hello my favourite lady. Xx

Aah, howz you?

I'm very good ta, you? Xx

I'm good too ty. In bed and having cuddles with my little cat "

Im Having cuddles too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've got some nuts in my mouth."

What kind of nuts? Monkey nuts!

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"I've got some nuts in my mouth."

Lucky you

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Just thought I'd pop my head in and say hello. Xx

Hello

Hello my favourite lady. Xx

Aah, howz you?

I'm very good ta, you? Xx

I'm good too ty. In bed and having cuddles with my little cat

Im Having cuddles too. "

Hmm..that's nice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just thought I'd pop my head in and say hello. Xx

Hello

Hello my favourite lady. Xx

Aah, howz you?

I'm very good ta, you? Xx

I'm good too ty. In bed and having cuddles with my little cat

Im Having cuddles too.

Hmm..that's nice "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just thought I'd pop my head in and say hello. Xx

Hello

Hello my favourite lady. Xx

Aah, howz you?

I'm very good ta, you? Xx

Sounds epic

I'm good too ty. In bed and having cuddles with my little cat

Im Having cuddles too.

Hmm..that's nice "

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By *ot-AshMan
over a year ago

London


"Good evening Jim and everyone...

Good evening Ash, how are you? "

Evening lovely Samiss and Molly...

I'm great thanks x....How was your Saturday..

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By *ot-AshMan
over a year ago

London


"Good evening Jim and everyone...

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ash. Happy Sunday! Smileyface"

Thanks Jim..Hope you have a lovely lazy Sunday..

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Good evening Jim and everyone...

Good evening Ash, how are you?

Evening lovely Samiss and Molly...

I'm great thanks x....How was your Saturday.."

My Saturday was good, been to see my Dad..took him a new hoover..

How was yours?

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By *ot-AshMan
over a year ago

London


"Good evening Jim and everyone...

Good evening Ash, how are you?

Evening lovely Samiss and Molly...

I'm great thanks x....How was your Saturday..

My Saturday was good, been to see my Dad..took him a new hoover..

How was yours? "

Very busy today my lovely so going to turn in shortly as falling asleep on my lap top!..Night night x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Night my lovelies I think I better turn into and I will chat with you all soon. X

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hi. Ive just got home"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, CHR. What you been up to?

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Good evening Jim and everyone...

Good evening Ash, how are you?

Evening lovely Samiss and Molly...

I'm great thanks x....How was your Saturday..

My Saturday was good, been to see my Dad..took him a new hoover..

How was yours?

Very busy today my lovely so going to turn in shortly as falling asleep on my lap top!..Night night x "

Na night

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Night my lovelies I think I better turn into and I will chat with you all soon. X"

Sleep well. x

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Night my lovelies I think I better turn into and I will chat with you all soon. X"

Na night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Night my lovelies I think I better turn into and I will chat with you all soon. X

Na night "

Morning

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Spanky. Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

It's Billy Zane's birthday today. Happy birthday, Billy!

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

Eeeevening Jim.

Finally, made it. Tough night, lots of real d***heads trying to be smart arses.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Eeeevening Jim.

Finally, made it. Tough night, lots of real d***heads trying to be smart arses. "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Iain. The worst of it is over with.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hope I'm not too late? Good evening Jim et al.

My favourite Terry is Terry Kath of Chicago fame. Damn Russian Roulette!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I hope I'm not too late? Good evening Jim et al.

My favourite Terry is Terry Kath of Chicago fame. Damn Russian Roulette!"

I'm still here, good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Rubi.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=32GdEFADy6s

Chicago - If you leave me now (1976) - YouTube

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I hope I'm not too late? Good evening Jim et al.

My favourite Terry is Terry Kath of Chicago fame. Damn Russian Roulette!

I'm still here, good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Rubi.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=32GdEFADy6s

Chicago - If you leave me now (1976) - YouTube

"

I won't leave you Jim

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I hope I'm not too late? Good evening Jim et al.

My favourite Terry is Terry Kath of Chicago fame. Damn Russian Roulette!

I'm still here, good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Rubi.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=32GdEFADy6s

Chicago - If you leave me now (1976) - YouTube

I won't leave you Jim "

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

Hi again Jim. Sorry for breaking away, another eejit to deal with!

Medically speaking, the local hospital has already contacted me ystrday by letter AND voicemail to start surgery protocols into gear. They're not hanging around. I'll know exactly Monday morning about my surgery.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hi again Jim. Sorry for breaking away, another eejit to deal with!

Medically speaking, the local hospital has already contacted me ystrday by letter AND voicemail to start surgery protocols into gear. They're not hanging around. I'll know exactly Monday morning about my surgery."

No need to apologise, you've at work.

The good old NHS, you'll soon know what's what.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening Jim & all,

What (if anything) defines what people are classed as?

E.G. What makes a TV a TV and a CD a CD rather than a TV?

What makes a Sissy a Sissy rather than a TS ?

It doesn't matter what your orientation is, I'm just curious, to see what others think.

thanks

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over a year ago

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over a year ago


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Twit.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening Jim & all,

What (if anything) defines what people are classed as?

E.G. What makes a TV a TV and a CD a CD rather than a TV?

What makes a Sissy a Sissy rather than a TS ?

It doesn't matter what your orientation is, I'm just curious, to see what others think.

thanks"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, BiM. Welcome to this nocturnal nonsense.

I don't know, I try not to label people.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning Jim, I've been up since 10pm, had a nap for a few hours, I've taken my sleeping pill now so I might...zzzzzz hehe

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Morning Jim, I've been up since 10pm, had a nap for a few hours, I've taken my sleeping pill now so I might...zzzzzz hehe"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Luna. I hope you get off soon.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Made you look.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f7RwDnZI7Tw

Weezer - Take On Me (Official Video) - YouTube

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Have a super Sunday, peace, love and bananas. Smileyface

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


"Evening all,

I’m putting together a dance choreography.....

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Bhub. What kinda dancing are you choreographing?"

Jim

A form of Egyptian Street Dance.

Working on it today too.....

Hell yeah........

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening all,

I’m putting together a dance choreography.....

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Bhub. What kinda dancing are you choreographing?

Jim

A form of Egyptian Street Dance.

Working on it today too.....

Hell yeah........"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cv6tuzHUuuk

The Bangles - Walk Like an Egyptian (Video Version) - YouTube

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