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If oral sex was a sport

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

What would the commentary be like,,the clichés,,the pundits?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

would there be an offside rule?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

fuck,,,a referee?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

omg questions like this keep ya awake

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By *ultry SuccubusTV/TS
over a year ago

London

How do you score?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How do you score? "

me, shucks,,im a ten out of ten

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By *othasMan
over a year ago

wigan

Is a race to the finish line, or scored routine? Are the compulsory moves?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And there you have it. Tongue is sliding in between labia, while finger is approaching the rear. Finger slips inside while tongue speeds up its stroke. Clitoris is popping it’s head out in front, while tongue makes its move.....

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Is a race to the finish line, or scored routine? Are the compulsory moves? "

Of course there should be compulsory moves! How would you judge technique without them? Then there should be a choreographed section, which could include props/equipment done to music.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

oooh uncontrollable dribbling,,,its a RED CARD,,, Englands captain is OFF

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By *lceeWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


"And there you have it. Tongue is sliding in between labia, while finger is approaching the rear. Finger slips inside while tongue speeds up its stroke. Clitoris is popping it’s head out in front, while tongue makes its move....."

This made me chortle. Cheers, Doc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And there you have it. Tongue is sliding in between labia, while finger is approaching the rear. Finger slips inside while tongue speeds up its stroke. Clitoris is popping it’s head out in front, while tongue makes its move.....

This made me chortle. Cheers, Doc "

And now it’s two fingers pressing on g-spot while the tongue is absolutely licking clitoris, orgasm is building a head of steam as legs shudder with the intensity of the race. Arms is flailing as if about to abandon the race while head is wobbling and eyes have gone to the back of head.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"And there you have it. Tongue is sliding in between labia, while finger is approaching the rear. Finger slips inside while tongue speeds up its stroke. Clitoris is popping it’s head out in front, while tongue makes its move.....

This made me chortle. Cheers, Doc

And now it’s two fingers pressing on g-spot while the tongue is absolutely licking clitoris, orgasm is building a head of steam as legs shudder with the intensity of the race. Arms is flailing as if about to abandon the race while head is wobbling and eyes have gone to the back of head....."

omg hope theres extra time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And yes yes yes orgasm is cumming now, but no tongue is edging and has pulled out and is looking for head ....

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Action replays

What about Var?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Action replays

What about Var?"

whats the V stand for?

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith


"omg questions like this keep ya awake "

Could we actually crown the ‘BJ Queen’, and dispense with the army of self-proclaimed wannabes.........?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"omg questions like this keep ya awake

Could we actually crown the ‘BJ Queen’, and dispense with the army of self-proclaimed wannabes.........? "

I’m happy to give up my commentating role and move to judging.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If oral sex was a sport-I would be an Olympic champion by now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If oral sex was a sport-I would be an Olympic champion by now "

Really. I would have been knocked out on the prelims. That’s why I commentate or judge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If oral sex was a sport-I would be an Olympic champion by now

Really. I would have been knocked out on the prelims. That’s why I commentate or judge "

Read my veris

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If oral sex was a sport-I would be an Olympic champion by now

Really. I would have been knocked out on the prelims. That’s why I commentate or judge

Read my veris "

Yep I just can’t compete with a champion like you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would there be random, performance enhancing dr#g testing ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Would there be random, performance enhancing dr#g testing ?"

Yep it’s called the lipstick on my dipstick test- and you need testing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you have substitutes? If so how many what about injury time?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can you have substitutes? If so how many what about injury time?"

You’re a lucky guy you’ve been brought on for the last twenty minutes. Can you score an injury time winner?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hmm I guess if you cum first then you come 2nd or 3rd.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

‘And we’re over to Chris Kamara; Did she orgasm Chris?’

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‘Er.....I don’t know Jeff...’

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By *arex2Couple
over a year ago

Bradford

Video. You could have a synchronized version! Lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Points for artistic impression?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If the IOC is,as reported, allowing Breakdancing in as an Olympic Sport, someone should defiantly send an application in for Oral Sex!

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By *wosmilersCouple
over a year ago

Heathrowish

On a slightly different theme, I went to provide a sperm donation at the clinic for the first time last week. The nurse asked if I could masturbate in the cup. I replied that although I may be good, I wasn't up to competition standard yet.

I'll get my coat.

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By *corpio67Man
over a year ago

hillingdon

The sex Olympics was a TV film in 1968!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"On a slightly different theme, I went to provide a sperm donation at the clinic for the first time last week. The nurse asked if I could masturbate in the cup. I replied that although I may be good, I wasn't up to competition standard yet.

I'll get my coat."

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