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By *iamondCougar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Evening all Ash is at a party tonight so I’m standing in

Wales v England on the big screen - score so far wales 9 - 10 England .... close and stressful match

Name your poison folks

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

First in. Can I sit at the bar and have a cocktail please x

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By *iamondCougar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"First in. Can I sit at the bar and have a cocktail please x"

You certainly cam Miss Choosy what can I get you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening DC, can I have a large white wine please x

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By *iamondCougar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

That’s it! Bigger is on! Better pick up our game England!

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By *iamondCougar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Evening DC, can I have a large white wine please x "

Hi Angie - you certainly can ... one white wine for you. Enjoy shout when you need a top up

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"First in. Can I sit at the bar and have a cocktail please x

You certainly cam Miss Choosy what can I get you?"

A strawberry daquiri please and whatever you're having x

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By *iamondCougar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"First in. Can I sit at the bar and have a cocktail please x

You certainly cam Miss Choosy what can I get you?

A strawberry daquiri please and whatever you're having x"

A strawberry Daquiri coming up ... there you go! I’ll have a Hendricks thank you x

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By *urls and DressesWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere near here

Pink gin with lemonade please...make it a triple. Thank you

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By *iamondCougar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Pink gin with lemonade please...make it a triple. Thank you"

Wow! A triple lol .... need a bigger glass

There you go, that will knock your socks off

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By *uzzy NavelWoman
over a year ago

so near and yet so far....

Evening Diamond xx

Please can I have a Fuzzy Navel as although I am named after this cocktail I’ve never tasted it...

Also what’s your poison??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im on the beers today. Epic weekend of sports

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By *iamondCougar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Evening Diamond xx

Please can I have a Fuzzy Navel as although I am named after this cocktail I’ve never tasted it...

Also what’s your poison??"

Hi Fuzzy! Peach schnapps/orange juice = Fuzzy Navel ..... there you go with a slice, enjoy! I’ll have a Hendricks top up please, thank you x

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By *iamondCougar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Im on the beers today. Epic weekend of sports"

HI CHRPS indeed it is an epic weekend, what’s your choice of beer?

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By *uzzy NavelWoman
over a year ago

so near and yet so far....


"Evening Diamond xx

Please can I have a Fuzzy Navel as although I am named after this cocktail I’ve never tasted it...

Also what’s your poison??

Hi Fuzzy! Peach schnapps/orange juice = Fuzzy Navel ..... there you go with a slice, enjoy! I’ll have a Hendricks top up please, thank you x"

Chink chink, or will it be one, two, three floor?

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By *uzzy NavelWoman
over a year ago

so near and yet so far....


"Evening Diamond xx

Please can I have a Fuzzy Navel as although I am named after this cocktail I’ve never tasted it...

Also what’s your poison??

Hi Fuzzy! Peach schnapps/orange juice = Fuzzy Navel ..... there you go with a slice, enjoy! I’ll have a Hendricks top up please, thank you x

Chink chink, or will it be one, two, three floor? "

Isn’t there vodka in this cocktail? I’m sure I’d never choose anything that wasn’t boozy... lol

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By *iamondCougar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Evening Diamond xx

Please can I have a Fuzzy Navel as although I am named after this cocktail I’ve never tasted it...

Also what’s your poison??

Hi Fuzzy! Peach schnapps/orange juice = Fuzzy Navel ..... there you go with a slice, enjoy! I’ll have a Hendricks top up please, thank you x

Chink chink, or will it be one, two, three floor? "

Chink chink ( one two three floor later )

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By *iamondCougar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Evening Diamond xx

Please can I have a Fuzzy Navel as although I am named after this cocktail I’ve never tasted it...

Also what’s your poison??

Hi Fuzzy! Peach schnapps/orange juice = Fuzzy Navel ..... there you go with a slice, enjoy! I’ll have a Hendricks top up please, thank you x

Chink chink, or will it be one, two, three floor?

Isn’t there vodka in this cocktail? I’m sure I’d never choose anything that wasn’t boozy... lol"

Schnapps is the boozy bit but if you’d like a vodka shot in there’s one for you

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

Evening Diamond and everyone Nice cold large Pinot please.

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By *uzzy NavelWoman
over a year ago

so near and yet so far....


"Evening Diamond xx

Please can I have a Fuzzy Navel as although I am named after this cocktail I’ve never tasted it...

Also what’s your poison??

Hi Fuzzy! Peach schnapps/orange juice = Fuzzy Navel ..... there you go with a slice, enjoy! I’ll have a Hendricks top up please, thank you x

Chink chink, or will it be one, two, three floor?

Isn’t there vodka in this cocktail? I’m sure I’d never choose anything that wasn’t boozy... lol

Schnapps is the boozy bit but if you’d like a vodka shot in there’s one for you "

Lol perhaps I won’t make it to three..

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By *iamondCougar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Evening Diamond and everyone Nice cold large Pinot please."

Hi Samis! There you go one very chilled one!

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By *iamondCougar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Evening Diamond xx

Please can I have a Fuzzy Navel as although I am named after this cocktail I’ve never tasted it...

Also what’s your poison??

Hi Fuzzy! Peach schnapps/orange juice = Fuzzy Navel ..... there you go with a slice, enjoy! I’ll have a Hendricks top up please, thank you x

Chink chink, or will it be one, two, three floor?

Isn’t there vodka in this cocktail? I’m sure I’d never choose anything that wasn’t boozy... lol

Schnapps is the boozy bit but if you’d like a vodka shot in there’s one for you

Lol perhaps I won’t make it to three.. "

Not with vodka in

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Evening Diamond and everyone Nice cold large Pinot please.

Hi Samis! There you go one very chilled one! "

Ooh lovely, thank you, I needed that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What can i get you diamond?

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By *iamondCougar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"What can i get you diamond?"

Well.... if you really asking you can open that bottle of champagne and share it with me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What can i get you diamond?

Well.... if you really asking you can open that bottle of champagne and share it with me?"

Yes that sounds very good to me

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By *iamondCougar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"What can i get you diamond?

Well.... if you really asking you can open that bottle of champagne and share it with me?

Yes that sounds very good to me"

Ching ching

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By *uzzy NavelWoman
over a year ago

so near and yet so far....


"What can i get you diamond?

Well.... if you really asking you can open that bottle of champagne and share it with me?"

On top of Hendricks??

My young lady you are living dangerously

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening DC

Evening everyone.

Can I lease have the rest of the bottle of Prosecco from last night, it should have a straw in it

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By *iamondCougar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"What can i get you diamond?

Well.... if you really asking you can open that bottle of champagne and share it with me?

On top of Hendricks??

My young lady you are living dangerously "

Want some in your navel?

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By *iamondCougar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Evening DC

Evening everyone.

Can I lease have the rest of the bottle of Prosecco from last night, it should have a straw in it "

Hi Cheeky! Oh that’s your bottle is it? Lol bottle of prosecco with a straw .... there ya go

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By *inkysexpotMan
over a year ago

leeds

Good evening diamond cougar

Could I get a strong bow dark fruits please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have three bottles of non-alcoholic red wine and the odd bottle of IPA here.

I don't think any of that is going to make tonight all that enjoyable or interesting

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By *uzzy NavelWoman
over a year ago

so near and yet so far....


"What can i get you diamond?

Well.... if you really asking you can open that bottle of champagne and share it with me?

On top of Hendricks??

My young lady you are living dangerously

Want some in your navel? "

Sounds kinky, if I breathe in I’m sure I could get more in there... please hurry with the pouring as I don’t want to waste any by breathing out.. lol

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By *iamondCougar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Good evening diamond cougar

Could I get a strong bow dark fruits please"

hi Astraman - yes you can, there you go! enjoy

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By *iamondCougar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"I have three bottles of non-alcoholic red wine and the odd bottle of IPA here.

I don't think any of that is going to make tonight all that enjoyable or interesting "

Hi CherryEye .... I’m sure it can’t be that bad

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By *iamondCougar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"What can i get you diamond?

Well.... if you really asking you can open that bottle of champagne and share it with me?

On top of Hendricks??

My young lady you are living dangerously

Want some in your navel?

Sounds kinky, if I breathe in I’m sure I could get more in there... please hurry with the pouring as I don’t want to waste any by breathing out.. lol"

Don’t breathe out!,,

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By *arah_kieran_ukCouple
over a year ago

Greater London

Can we have a Rosé and Cider with two B52 shots please

xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening DC

Evening everyone.

Can I lease have the rest of the bottle of Prosecco from last night, it should have a straw in it

Hi Cheeky! Oh that’s your bottle is it? Lol bottle of prosecco with a straw .... there ya go "

Thank you, it’s still got fizz too

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

Good evening DC / good evening all,

Espresso Martini please...

And please, have one for yourself

Hope you are well x

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By *uzzy NavelWoman
over a year ago

so near and yet so far....


"What can i get you diamond?

Well.... if you really asking you can open that bottle of champagne and share it with me?

On top of Hendricks??

My young lady you are living dangerously

Want some in your navel?

Sounds kinky, if I breathe in I’m sure I could get more in there... please hurry with the pouring as I don’t want to waste any by breathing out.. lol

Don’t breathe out!,, "

Oooh I see what you’re doing, but soon I’ll be needing the kiss of life, who have you got lined up to help me out?

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By *iamondCougar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Can we have a Rosé and Cider with two B52 shots please

xx"

Hi Sarah & Kieran - one Rose, one cider and two shots..... there ya go

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By *iamondCougar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Good evening DC / good evening all,

Espresso Martini please...

And please, have one for yourself

Hope you are well x"

hello GMF! (hug) .... an Espresso Martini is yours, enjoy my lovely x

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By *iamondCougar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"What can i get you diamond?

Well.... if you really asking you can open that bottle of champagne and share it with me?

On top of Hendricks??

My young lady you are living dangerously

Want some in your navel?

Sounds kinky, if I breathe in I’m sure I could get more in there... please hurry with the pouring as I don’t want to waste any by breathing out.. lol

Don’t breathe out!,,

Oooh I see what you’re doing, but soon I’ll be needing the kiss of life, who have you got lined up to help me out? "

Cheeky!!

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By *arah_kieran_ukCouple
over a year ago

Greater London


"Can we have a Rosé and Cider with two B52 shots please

xx

Hi Sarah & Kieran - one Rose, one cider and two shots..... there ya go "

Lovely now to get chatting to all the other lovely couples xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening DC / good evening all,

Espresso Martini please...

And please, have one for yourself

Hope you are well x"

Hello you, how’s things

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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Good evening DC please may I have a Manchester Raspberry gin with a light tonic?

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan
over a year ago

Seen in far off places


"Good evening DC / good evening all,

Espresso Martini please...

And please, have one for yourself

Hope you are well x

Hello you, how’s things "

All good thanks Cheeky - have been working very hard and deserving of a tipple or two.

Join DC & I?... x

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan
over a year ago

Seen in far off places


"Good evening DC please may I have a Manchester Raspberry gin with a light tonic? "

Good evening Babs - hope you are well.

DC - please add that to my bill x

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By *ocketrocket80Man
over a year ago

Walsall

Can i have a surprise please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening DC / good evening all,

Espresso Martini please...

And please, have one for yourself

Hope you are well x

Hello you, how’s things

All good thanks Cheeky - have been working very hard and deserving of a tipple or two.

Join DC & I?... x"

I’d love too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What can i get you diamond?

Well.... if you really asking you can open that bottle of champagne and share it with me?

Yes that sounds very good to me

Ching ching "

Just let me know when your ready for the hot tub

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By *iamondCougar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Good evening DC please may I have a Manchester Raspberry gin with a light tonic? "

Hiya Babs! Good choice I love that too...... there ya go x

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By *iamondCougar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Good evening DC please may I have a Manchester Raspberry gin with a light tonic?

Good evening Babs - hope you are well.

DC - please add that to my bill x"

Done!

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By *iamondCougar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Good evening DC / good evening all,

Espresso Martini please...

And please, have one for yourself

Hope you are well x

Hello you, how’s things

All good thanks Cheeky - have been working very hard and deserving of a tipple or two.

Join DC & I?... x"

Oooo 3sum

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By *iamondCougar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"What can i get you diamond?

Well.... if you really asking you can open that bottle of champagne and share it with me?

Yes that sounds very good to me

Ching ching

Just let me know when your ready for the hot tub"

Oh wow ... shout me later

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By *iamondCougar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Can i have a surprise please "

Lol now that could be anything .... JD and Coke?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As it’s you behind the bar it can only be champagne! French of course, bring the bottle and a glass for you too, please.

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By *eplicant JoWoman
over a year ago

Sussex countryside

Good Evening DC x a small glass of red please

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

Would love a white Montrachet, suggestions?

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By *angtidy42Couple
over a year ago

Redditch

Port and lime for me please, sun is over the yard arm.

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By *iamondCougar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"As it’s you behind the bar it can only be champagne! French of course, bring the bottle and a glass for you too, please."

Hello you! Great idea ... lots of champers flowing tonight. Would you like to pop my cork please x

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By *iamondCougar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Good Evening DC x a small glass of red please "

Evening Jo ... only a small red? There you go and there’s the bottle incase you need a top up

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By *ost SockMan
over a year ago

West Wales and Cardiff

I’m not really a drinker, but given that result - champagne please DC

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By *ocketrocket80Man
over a year ago

Walsall


"Can i have a surprise please

Lol now that could be anything .... JD and Coke?"

I was hoping for a Del Boy special

Curly straw,umbrella and maybe a sparkler haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As it’s you behind the bar it can only be champagne! French of course, bring the bottle and a glass for you too, please.

Hello you! Great idea ... lots of champers flowing tonight. Would you like to pop my cork please x"

I’d happily pop your anything

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By *iamondCougar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Would love a white Montrachet, suggestions?"

Hi Licentious I would of said Lois Lateur but we only have Chateau de Chassagne behind the bar

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By *iamondCougar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"I’m not really a drinker, but given that result - champagne please DC "

Good evening Lost Sock - congrats on your win . There you go! Cheers!

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By *iamondCougar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Can i have a surprise please

Lol now that could be anything .... JD and Coke?

I was hoping for a Del Boy special

Curly straw,umbrella and maybe a sparkler haha"

Ha ha you said surprise! There you go, a Del Boy

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By *iamondCougar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"As it’s you behind the bar it can only be champagne! French of course, bring the bottle and a glass for you too, please.

Hello you! Great idea ... lots of champers flowing tonight. Would you like to pop my cork please x

I’d happily pop your anything "

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By *iamondCougar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Port and lime for me please, sun is over the yard arm. "

Hello Bangtidy! Port and lime it is! Enjoy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

IPA please barkeep

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By *iamondCougar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"IPA please barkeep "

Hi PB pint of IPA coming up, hope that’s not to drown your match loss sorrows in

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By *ocketrocket80Man
over a year ago

Walsall


"Can i have a surprise please

Lol now that could be anything .... JD and Coke?

I was hoping for a Del Boy special

Curly straw,umbrella and maybe a sparkler haha

Ha ha you said surprise! There you go, a Del Boy "

Thank you

Just got to make sure i dont have too many and fall behind the bar like Del Boy now lol

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By *iamondCougar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Can i have a surprise please

Lol now that could be anything .... JD and Coke?

I was hoping for a Del Boy special

Curly straw,umbrella and maybe a sparkler haha

Ha ha you said surprise! There you go, a Del Boy

Thank you

Just got to make sure i dont have too many and fall behind the bar like Del Boy now lol "

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By *ost SockMan
over a year ago

West Wales and Cardiff


"I’m not really a drinker, but given that result - champagne please DC

Good evening Lost Sock - congrats on your win . There you go! Cheers! "

Cheers DC

Tbh, 15 years I’d have been a screaming lunatic after that result, but I treat victory and defeat as imposters these days.

I love everyone these days!

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By *iamondCougar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"I’m not really a drinker, but given that result - champagne please DC

Good evening Lost Sock - congrats on your win . There you go! Cheers!

Cheers DC

Tbh, 15 years I’d have been a screaming lunatic after that result, but I treat victory and defeat as imposters these days.

I love everyone these days!

"

Nevertheless a great result

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well done Wales!

Irish guy here

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By *iamondCougar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

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By *iamondCougar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Well done Wales!

Irish guy here "

Hi Galwayguy - can I get you a Guinness?

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By *nsatiable_nymphWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south

Can I have a nice ice cold diet cola pretty pleeeeeeease?

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By *inkysexpotMan
over a year ago

leeds

Line us up a few pints of the dark fruits please....disappointed with England's 2nd half performance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can i please have a babycham and sex on the beach please

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By *iamondCougar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Can I have a nice ice cold diet cola pretty pleeeeeeease? "

Hello lovely! Nice to see you you sure can... one ice cold diet cola - enjoy x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Since Wales won I'll have a pint of Double Dragon please.

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By *iamondCougar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Can i please have a babycham and sex on the beach please"

Hi Rocky! Separate or in the same glass?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

3 double brandy n s pa'lease

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By *iamondCougar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Since Wales won I'll have a pint of Double Dragon please."

Hello 604fun! Very apt, congrats on your win! There you go

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Ooo may I have a caramel latte please?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

pint of punk ipa please

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By *iamondCougar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"3 double brandy n s pa'lease "

Hi Mikki! Sounds like you’ve already had a few Brandy and Coke it is

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By *iamondCougar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Ooo may I have a caramel latte please? "

Well hello lover... that’s a bit tame for a Saturday but sure there you go x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you serve lemsip ?

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By *iamondCougar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"pint of punk ipa please"

Hello Sinnermale - punk IPA there you are

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By *nsatiable_nymphWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south


"Can I have a nice ice cold diet cola pretty pleeeeeeease?

Hello lovely! Nice to see you you sure can... one ice cold diet cola - enjoy x"

Thank you DC

Don't mind me, I'm going to prop up the bar and flutter my eyelashes at you for a bit

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By *iamondCougar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Do you serve lemsip ?"

Hi Luckyguy .... I think there is some Lemsip, yes. Would you like me to add a shot of something to it? Hope you feel better soon x

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By *iamondCougar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Can I have a nice ice cold diet cola pretty pleeeeeeease?

Hello lovely! Nice to see you you sure can... one ice cold diet cola - enjoy x

Thank you DC

Don't mind me, I'm going to prop up the bar and flutter my eyelashes at you for a bit "

Crazy lady, wanna come round and help me

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By *nsatiable_nymphWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south


"Can I have a nice ice cold diet cola pretty pleeeeeeease?

Hello lovely! Nice to see you you sure can... one ice cold diet cola - enjoy x

Thank you DC

Don't mind me, I'm going to prop up the bar and flutter my eyelashes at you for a bit

Crazy lady, wanna come round and help me "

No

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By *iamondCougar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Line us up a few pints of the dark fruits please....disappointed with England's 2nd half performance "

Oh drowning your sorrows? Was a good match but England just didn’t step up in the 2nd half. There you go, a few for you x

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By *100Man
over a year ago

Essex

Hi could I have a Desperado please I find I never get a hangover with those

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By *iamondCougar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Can I have a nice ice cold diet cola pretty pleeeeeeease?

Hello lovely! Nice to see you you sure can... one ice cold diet cola - enjoy x

Thank you DC

Don't mind me, I'm going to prop up the bar and flutter my eyelashes at you for a bit

Crazy lady, wanna come round and help me

No "

Lol ok

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By *iamondCougar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Hi could I have a Desperado please I find I never get a hangover with those"

Hi A100 oh I love desperado! There ya go.... lime in the top?

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By *100Man
over a year ago

Essex

Thank you xxx

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By *iamondCougar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Thank you xxx"

You’re welcome

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By *eplicant JoWoman
over a year ago

Sussex countryside


"Good Evening DC x a small glass of red please

Evening Jo ... only a small red? There you go and there’s the bottle incase you need a top up "

Thank you

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton

Evening all.

Large whiskey, straight please

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By *iamondCougar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Evening all.

Large whiskey, straight please "

Evening Ole Blue Eyes whisky straight coming up

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

Do you have a sofa I can recline on with a rum

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton


"Evening all.

Large whiskey, straight please

Evening Ole Blue Eyes whisky straight coming up "

Thank you kindly m'lady

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By *iamondCougar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Do you have a sofa I can recline on with a rum "

Hi PP yes round the corner by the fire.... I’ll bring your rum round for you x

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"Do you have a sofa I can recline on with a rum

Hi PP yes round the corner by the fire.... I’ll bring your rum round for you x"

Why thank you xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"IPA please barkeep

Hi PB pint of IPA coming up, hope that’s not to drown your match loss sorrows in "

Hey it’s cool - beaten by the better team. Bottoms up

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"IPA please barkeep

Hi PB pint of IPA coming up, hope that’s not to drown your match loss sorrows in

Hey it’s cool - beaten by the better team. Bottoms up "

Pull up a chair mate

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By *iamondCougar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"IPA please barkeep

Hi PB pint of IPA coming up, hope that’s not to drown your match loss sorrows in

Hey it’s cool - beaten by the better team. Bottoms up

Pull up a chair mate "

There you go guys a refill on the house for being such good sports x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"IPA please barkeep

Hi PB pint of IPA coming up, hope that’s not to drown your match loss sorrows in

Hey it’s cool - beaten by the better team. Bottoms up

Pull up a chair mate "

Cheers PP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"IPA please barkeep

Hi PB pint of IPA coming up, hope that’s not to drown your match loss sorrows in

Hey it’s cool - beaten by the better team. Bottoms up

Pull up a chair mate

There you go guys a refill on the house for being such good sports x"

Fab!! Thanks DC

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By *iamondCougar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"IPA please barkeep

Hi PB pint of IPA coming up, hope that’s not to drown your match loss sorrows in

Hey it’s cool - beaten by the better team. Bottoms up

Pull up a chair mate

There you go guys a refill on the house for being such good sports x

Fab!! Thanks DC "

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

Could I have a nice g&t please? T would like a cup of tea if possible.

Cheers lovely x

J

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By *iamondCougar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Could I have a nice g&t please? T would like a cup of tea if possible.

Cheers lovely x

J "

Gin Palace! What a great name! Only the best G&T in that case.... Pin Gin is my local and lovely and tea for T! Enjoy!

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials


"Could I have a nice g&t please? T would like a cup of tea if possible.

Cheers lovely x

J

Gin Palace! What a great name! Only the best G&T in that case.... Pin Gin is my local and lovely and tea for T! Enjoy! "

Thank you!! I was formally Juniper Green & he was TH777

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey DC, I’m back..

Could I please have a large bottle of Prosecco and I seem to have lost my straw

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By *iamondCougar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Hey DC, I’m back..

Could I please have a large bottle of Prosecco and I seem to have lost my straw "

Lmao!! Welcome back .... so where’s MGF gone? Here’s another bottle for you x

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

Good evening DC

Nice to see you to see you nice.

Loving the thought of sex on the rocks but I'll make do with sex on the beach pretty please

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By *iamondCougar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Good evening DC

Nice to see you to see you nice.

Loving the thought of sex on the rocks but I'll make do with sex on the beach pretty please "

Hello lovely lady sex on the beach it is... there you go! PB & PP are round the corner by the fire if you want to join them or there are a few in tonight to chat with. Enjoy x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Busy day jd and please

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By *led6969Man
over a year ago

colwyn bay

Prosecco and damson gin pleas wales wone so I am happy

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By *iamondCougar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Busy day jd and please"

Hello Skye - JD and coming up

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By *iamondCougar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Prosecco and damson gin pleas wales wone so I am happy "

Hi Cled - the boys did good this sounds like a lovely combination

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Busy day jd and please

Hello Skye - JD and coming up "

thankyou very much i will enjoy this.let me get you one

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By *iamondCougar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Busy day jd and please

Hello Skye - JD and coming up thankyou very much i will enjoy this.let me get you one "

Thanks I’ll have a Hendricks

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By *ueen of sleezeWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

Still at work so it will have to be for me please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Red wine and Guinness!

Who needs to remember going to sleep. Party on!

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By *iamondCougar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Still at work so it will have to be for me please "

Evening QofS ... erm I think forgot to tell me what you’re drinking lol

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By *iamondCougar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Red wine and Guinness!

Who needs to remember going to sleep. Party on!"

In the same glass?

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By *iamondCougar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

LAST ORDERS AT THE BAR FOLKS! I’m away to bed shortly

Thanks everyone for popping in

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By *led6969Man
over a year ago

colwyn bay


"Prosecco and damson gin pleas wales wone so I am happy

Hi Cled - the boys did good this sounds like a lovely combination "

It is very nice a must try.

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

Crate of lager please..

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By *iamondCougar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Crate of lager please.."

Bar closed!

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