FabSwingers.com forum: Fake northern swingers

By *asyplease00 OP Man
over a year ago

darlington

Never any meets up here fake as

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Never any meets up here fake as "

Well now you've confessed- make a new profile and be more upfront this time.

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By *lceeWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Never any meets up here fake as

Well now you've confessed- make a new profile and be more upfront this time.

xx "

Dying

I get plenty of meets and I’m up north.

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

OP...is everyone fake up North?

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By *asyplease00 OP Man
over a year ago

darlington

No fake in me there full of it up here

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By *inkySeeKinkyDoWoman
over a year ago

'tween PontyCarlo & CasVegas in West Yorks

"No fake in me there full of it up here "

Full of man meat

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By *asyplease00 OP Man
over a year ago

darlington

Yea the swinging side of it is

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

I know Op. All these Northeners that don't ever meet. So many fakes.

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"No fake in me there full of it up here "

You may need to move down South...no fakes here.

I suggest 1 mile south of Watford should do the trick..

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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago

Catthorpe

Get yourself to the Newcatle social, op..Will put our mortgage on it that you won't be the only northern swinger there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Never any meets up here fake as

Well now you've confessed- make a new profile and be more upfront this time.

Dying

I get plenty of meets and I’m up north.

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ahem you count leeds as north? Anything south of the Tyne is southern

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Met plenty of swingers last night at the York social

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Going to my first social in Carlisle tonight... Looking forward to it...

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

The only possible explanation for men not getting meets is a giant elaborate conspiracy. Not (speaking in general terms) poor profiles and messages, attitudes towards women, entitlement, the gross gender disparity, and more. Nope. Conspiracy!

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By *asyplease00 OP Man
over a year ago

darlington

Another one of your story’s

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You have to be very discerning and realistic about who you message.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ClubF is usually full of the swingers. Great place. I’d recommend it x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dunno about that i spent last year bathing in an army of flange

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

this site has become a social platform for the swinging lifestyle, some meet but most will only go to clubs, or organised socials before taking things further.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dunno about that i spent last year bathing in an army of flange

And I was colonel in chief!

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

Who would want a meet with a Northern person anyway? Hotpot for dinner, Conversation about the decline of British manufacturing and all while their Whippet chews on your new Yeezys. No thanks!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who would want a meet with a Northern person anyway? Hotpot for dinner, Conversation about the decline of British manufacturing and all while their Whippet chews on your new Yeezys. No thanks!"

Insult me - fine. Insult my whippet - blocked.

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By *inkySeeKinkyDoWoman
over a year ago

'tween PontyCarlo & CasVegas in West Yorks

"Dunno about that i spent last year bathing in an army of flange

C'mon dont be tight, share some of your flangelets with him

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

What do you think swinging is, OP?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

..and if they're northern, that makes it even worse...

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"Never any meets up here fake as

Well now you've confessed- make a new profile and be more upfront this time.

Dying

I get plenty of meets and I’m up north.

Show off!

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By *aughtyYorkGentMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

"Who would want a meet with a Northern person anyway? Hotpot for dinner, Conversation about the decline of British manufacturing and all while their Whippet chews on your new Yeezys. No thanks!"

As opposed to the talk of who's got a new tractor and which guy is marrying his auntie in Norfolk?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There ain’t nothing fun to be found up the M1

“Welcome t’tnarfffffff’

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I get called fake all the time. I think that horse has bolted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's always grim up north.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

From the Tyne all the way to Carlisle is the northern border... Anything south of that makes you a southern fairy haha ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m going to London in a couple of weeks. Hope the streets are paved with friendly vagina

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

"Who would want a meet with a Northern person anyway? Hotpot for dinner, Conversation about the decline of British manufacturing and all while their Whippet chews on your new Yeezys. No thanks!

As opposed to the talk of who's got a new tractor and which guy is marrying his auntie in Norfolk?!

I would have married my auntie but my cousin got in there first.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I've had some knock backs and deleted first messages. You know what I take from it? "I need to improve" not "there's a giant conspiracy to stop me getting laid in a manner of my choosing"

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By *orksRockerMan
over a year ago

Bradford

Another way of goading people to meet you eh OP... never seen that before!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dunno about that i spent last year bathing in an army of flange

And I was colonel in chief!

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i dont know but iv been told

Eskimo pussy is mighty cold

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe you're just not inspiring people to come meet you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m going to London in a couple of weeks. Hope the streets are paved with friendly vagina "
no thats liverpool

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dunno about that i spent last year bathing in an army of flange

C'mon dont be tight, share some of your flangelets with him

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what do i look like a rent a shag agency

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

"Who would want a meet with a Northern person anyway? Hotpot for dinner, Conversation about the decline of British manufacturing and all while their Whippet chews on your new Yeezys. No thanks!

As opposed to the talk of who's got a new tractor and which guy is marrying his auntie in Norfolk?!

I would have married my auntie but my cousin got in there first."

I can see you now; sat on a milestone with the miles to London displayed on it, crunching on a carrot, wondering where you went wrong........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Never any meets up here fake as "

Quick, must contact the OP to prove I'm not fake

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

"Dunno about that i spent last year bathing in an army of flange

I continue to do so

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

"Who would want a meet with a Northern person anyway? Hotpot for dinner, Conversation about the decline of British manufacturing and all while their Whippet chews on your new Yeezys. No thanks!

As opposed to the talk of who's got a new tractor and which guy is marrying his auntie in Norfolk?!

I would have married my auntie but my cousin got in there first.

I can see you now; sat on a milestone with the miles to London displayed on it, crunching on a carrot, wondering where you went wrong........

We removed all the road signs years ago, can't have people leaving.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dunno about that i spent last year bathing in an army of flange

I continue to do so

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keep that tap running

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Create yourself a meet. Have all the sex starved, meetless North Easters flocking to your bright light.

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

"Who would want a meet with a Northern person anyway? Hotpot for dinner, Conversation about the decline of British manufacturing and all while their Whippet chews on your new Yeezys. No thanks!

As opposed to the talk of who's got a new tractor and which guy is marrying his auntie in Norfolk?!

I would have married my auntie but my cousin got in there first.

I can see you now; sat on a milestone with the miles to London displayed on it, crunching on a carrot, wondering where you went wrong........

We removed all the road signs years ago, can't have people leaving."

Walk for miles in any direction, and the only thing you know for sure is; if you get your feet wet, you went the wrong way

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

Ee by eck tha’ blew off mi flatcap

Ah’ll be ‘avin a social wi a Northern fake latters. Bloody fakes in’t North. Spoiling it fert rest.

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

"Dunno about that i spent last year bathing in an army of flange

I continue to do so

keep that tap running "

Life is for living my friend

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

"Never any meets up here fake as "

I’m totally fake!

Never meet - never shag - and my pictures all belong to my aunty Vera (she’s a right dirty bitch she is!)

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By *ruebameMan
over a year ago

from the womb and tryout to get back

"Never any meets up here fake as "

I'm not far from you and I can say your wrong how about you try a club there are a few not far from you actually get to meet people and take it from there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Never any meets up here fake as

I’m totally fake!

Never meet - never shag - and my pictures all belong to my aunty Vera (she’s a right dirty bitch she is!)

I’ve met you though lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No fake in me there full of it up here "

Ever thought it might be your endearing attitude towards us northerners that might have a bearing on your lack of meets?

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By *am4CamWoman
over a year ago

Fairy Land

Blimey OP, you must be having a giggle at our expense. You live in the North West. There are more swing clubs than you could fling a well lubed dildo at, a very active Fab Social scene and more parties than you could find time to go to. Seek and yea shall find.

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By *entralscotscpl7Couple
over a year ago

Falkirk

We have met loads of like minded people in Leeds,and Sheffield.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ah thats the problem. Local clunge for local people. Once you venture more than 1 postcode away...

Absolutely nothing to do with profiles, quality of messages etc etc.

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By *ost SockMan
over a year ago

West Wales and Cardiff

I’ve had a meet with northern swingers.

And I’m f**king Welsh

Up your game, man.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yea the swinging side of it is "

Theres just been a big wpcial in york theres a big one in manchester next month and theres one in newcastle some time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yea the swinging side of it is

Theres just been a big wpcial in york theres a big one in manchester next month and theres one in newcastle some time"

Socials aint for banging he wants the minge battalion to fire his pop gun at

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

I can't get a meet but I put it down to something I'm doing wrong that real swingers don't click with me.

I wouldn't dream of turning the blame onto others for being fake as you only have to look at people's veris to show that lots are meeting.

And I'm sure that it's the same in the op"s area

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By *lue NarwhalMan
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

"No fake in me there full of it up here

You may need to move down South...no fakes here.

I suggest 1 mile south of Watford should do the trick.."

A miles south of Watford.. you dont mean Bushey!

Everything is fake in Bushey, don't think i saw a natural pair of knorks when i last was there..

I mean, as a man, you notice such details..

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull

Always everybody else’s fault. Even though there’s loads of other people that are really successful all over the country and on this site. Still, a nice cheery status update should be helping no end

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

"Never any meets up here fake as

I’m totally fake!

Never meet - never shag - and my pictures all belong to my aunty Vera (she’s a right dirty bitch she is!)

I’ve met you though lol"

Nope - you met Auntie Vera! I like vicariously through her!

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

"Never any meets up here fake as

I’m totally fake!

Never meet - never shag - and my pictures all belong to my aunty Vera (she’s a right dirty bitch she is!)

I’ve met you though lol

Nope - you met Auntie Vera! I like vicariously through her!

Live even!

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

"No fake in me there full of it up here

You may need to move down South...no fakes here.

I suggest 1 mile south of Watford should do the trick..

A miles south of Watford.. you dont mean Bushey!

Everything is fake in Bushey, don't think i saw a natural pair of knorks when i last was there..

I mean, as a man, you notice such details..

Hopefully there aren’t any fake ‘bushes’ in Bushey though.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Never any meets up here fake as

I’m totally fake!

Never meet - never shag - and my pictures all belong to my aunty Vera (she’s a right dirty bitch she is!)

I’ve met you though lol

Nope - you met Auntie Vera! I like vicariously through her!

Live even!

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prefer to live odd

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By *HaRiFMan
over a year ago

Beyond the shadows.

But I like alot of the northern ones

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By *lceeWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Never any meets up here fake as

Well now you've confessed- make a new profile and be more upfront this time.

Dying

I get plenty of meets and I’m up north.

ahem you count leeds as north? Anything south of the Tyne is southern

Ahhhh...that would be why I meet! I never go further north for a meet either

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By *lue NarwhalMan
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

"No fake in me there full of it up here

You may need to move down South...no fakes here.

I suggest 1 mile south of Watford should do the trick..

A miles south of Watford.. you dont mean Bushey!

Everything is fake in Bushey, don't think i saw a natural pair of knorks when i last was there..

I mean, as a man, you notice such details..

Hopefully there aren’t any fake ‘bushes’ in Bushey though.......

Merkins are so underrated..

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Lucky op doesn't live in fakenham

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shushhh....(don't let the shandy drinkers know how much fun we really get up to)

Staying in London last week I know exactly what the score is

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

"No fake in me there full of it up here

You may need to move down South...no fakes here.

I suggest 1 mile south of Watford should do the trick..

A miles south of Watford.. you dont mean Bushey!

Everything is fake in Bushey, don't think i saw a natural pair of knorks when i last was there..

I mean, as a man, you notice such details..

Hopefully there aren’t any fake ‘bushes’ in Bushey though.......

Merkins are so underrated..

Yes but, aren’t they the reason people started stealing panties off washing lines, when merkins phased out.........?

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

"Never any meets up here fake as

I’m totally fake!

Never meet - never shag - and my pictures all belong to my aunty Vera (she’s a right dirty bitch she is!)

I’ve met you though lol

Nope - you met Auntie Vera! I like vicariously through her!

Live even!

prefer to live odd

Touché!

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Never any meets up here fake as

Well now you've confessed- make a new profile and be more upfront this time.

Dying

I get plenty of meets and I’m up north.

Me too and why haven't we bumped into each other yet

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"OP...is everyone fake up North?

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By *ud and BryanCouple
over a year ago

Boston, Lincolnshire

Can anyone tell us where up North starts?

We don't know whether we're Northerners or in the East Midlands - & if so, where do we fit in? - or does it not even matter as we're fakes anyway?

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

OP; normally I wouldn’t recommend the club scene to a single guy, but as Club F is on your doorstep, it would take very little effort for you to visit, meet new people and make some contacts there

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"Can anyone tell us where up North starts?

We don't know whether we're Northerners or in the East Midlands - & if so, where do we fit in? - or does it not even matter as we're fakes anyway?"

Has thar got t'whippet

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Can anyone tell us where up North starts?

We don't know whether we're Northerners or in the East Midlands - & if so, where do we fit in? - or does it not even matter as we're fakes anyway?"

Depends on who you ask.

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By *ud and BryanCouple
over a year ago

Boston, Lincolnshire

"Can anyone tell us where up North starts?

We don't know whether we're Northerners or in the East Midlands - & if so, where do we fit in? - or does it not even matter as we're fakes anyway?

Has thar got t'whippet "

No, just a Cocker Spaniel (& a snake we rescued)

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

People tell me I'm northern before they've met me.

When they meet me they change their minds (I'm a transplant).

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"Can anyone tell us where up North starts?

We don't know whether we're Northerners or in the East Midlands - & if so, where do we fit in? - or does it not even matter as we're fakes anyway?

Has thar got t'whippet

No, just a Cocker Spaniel (& a snake we rescued)"

Definitely southern

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By *ackDanielsWhiteRabbitMan
over a year ago

Halifax

"Never any meets up here fake as "

Boo hoo. Another one that thought Fab would be instashag.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m going to London in a couple of weeks. Hope the streets are paved with friendly vagina "

It's dripping with clunge

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Fake in Manchester here. But is it the north?

Increase your expertise at getting meets and spotting fakes. Report inappropriate profiles to admin.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No fake in me there full of it up here "

So coz no1 wants to meet YOU they are fake? Seems plenty of northerers are meeting have a look at yourself and ask why they are meeting YOU

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"No fake in me there full of it up here

So coz no1 wants to meet YOU they are fake? Seems plenty of northerers are meeting have a look at yourself and ask why they are meeting YOU"

This pattern plays out in my messages.

Dude: sends me a crap message from a crap profile.

Delete.

Dude: omg you're fake this site is full of fakes!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No fake in me there full of it up here

So coz no1 wants to meet YOU they are fake? Seems plenty of northerers are meeting have a look at yourself and ask why they are meeting YOU

This pattern plays out in my messages.

Dude: I luked at ur profile ure lush and fit and I can fuk fer hours and make ur pussey wet and mak all ur dreems cum tru im only up the rode can u meet no

Delete.

Dude: omg your fake this sight is full of fakes! "

fyfy

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By *heekyFlirtyCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Stockport

How to win friends and influence people.... thanks for the post OP the comments are great!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Echo echo echo cho cho ho ho o

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By *asyplease00 OP Man
over a year ago

darlington

Cheeky salad dodger obese comes to mine not curvy we can all be rude

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"No fake in me there full of it up here

So coz no1 wants to meet YOU they are fake? Seems plenty of northerers are meeting have a look at yourself and ask why they are meeting YOU

This pattern plays out in my messages.

Dude: I luked at ur profile ure lush and fit and I can fuk fer hours and make ur pussey wet and mak all ur dreems cum tru im only up the rode can u meet no

Delete.

Dude: omg your fake this sight is full of fakes!

fyfy

You're not wrong

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Cheeky salad dodger obese comes to mine not curvy we can all be rude "

I can lose weight. Character is harder to change.

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By *ud and BryanCouple
over a year ago

Boston, Lincolnshire

"Can anyone tell us where up North starts?

We don't know whether we're Northerners or in the East Midlands - & if so, where do we fit in? - or does it not even matter as we're fakes anyway?

Has thar got t'whippet

No, just a Cocker Spaniel (& a snake we rescued)

Definitely southern

Ooh Eck. That's confusing, as most of the people we meet are Northerners.

Perhaps we're helping redress the fake northerners/fake southerners balance!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Never any meets up here fake as "

Utter rubbish. We haven’t met for a while, but everyone we have met have been from up here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cheeky salad dodger obese comes to mine not curvy we can all be rude "

So it seems.

if you press the little reply and quote we can also work out who you mean

When in a hole, don't go for a shit...

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Cheeky salad dodger obese comes to mine not curvy we can all be rude

So it seems.

if you press the little reply and quote we can also work out who you mean

When in a hole, don't go for a shit..."

Quite. There's a big market for BBW/SSBBW. The market for childish and insulting is smaller.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No fake in me there full of it up here

So coz no1 wants to meet YOU they are fake? Seems plenty of northerers are meeting have a look at yourself and ask why they are meeting YOU

This pattern plays out in my messages.

Dude: sends me a crap message from a crap profile.

Delete.

Dude: omg you're fake this site is full of fakes! "

Plus one for that...it’s hard to find genuine people that take the time to read a profile before messaging “what you up 2 wannna meet”

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By *lceeWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Cheeky salad dodger obese comes to mine not curvy we can all be rude "

Jaysus. What?!

My eyes just rolled so hard, I’ve never seen the back of my skull so clearly.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"No fake in me there full of it up here

So coz no1 wants to meet YOU they are fake? Seems plenty of northerers are meeting have a look at yourself and ask why they are meeting YOU

This pattern plays out in my messages.

Dude: sends me a crap message from a crap profile.

Delete.

Dude: omg you're fake this site is full of fakes!

Plus one for that...it’s hard to find genuine people that take the time to read a profile before messaging “what you up 2 wannna meet” "

At least it's a step up from "fukk nao"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No fake in me there full of it up here

So coz no1 wants to meet YOU they are fake? Seems plenty of northerers are meeting have a look at yourself and ask why they are meeting YOU

This pattern plays out in my messages.

Dude: sends me a crap message from a crap profile.

Delete.

Dude: omg you're fake this site is full of fakes!

Plus one for that...it’s hard to find genuine people that take the time to read a profile before messaging “what you up 2 wannna meet”

At least it's a step up from "fukk nao"

Sadly, I was paraphrasing ....wuu2 is the norm ..

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By *orksRockerMan
over a year ago

Bradford

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"No fake in me there full of it up here

So coz no1 wants to meet YOU they are fake? Seems plenty of northerers are meeting have a look at yourself and ask why they are meeting YOU

This pattern plays out in my messages.

Dude: sends me a crap message from a crap profile.

Delete.

Dude: omg you're fake this site is full of fakes!

Plus one for that...it’s hard to find genuine people that take the time to read a profile before messaging “what you up 2 wannna meet”

At least it's a step up from "fukk nao"

Sadly, I was paraphrasing ....wuu2 is the norm .."

Oh quite.

I wish I could set a character minimum on my messages. Not that I think it'd help much.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cheeky salad dodger obese comes to mine not curvy we can all be rude "

Use "reply with quote" so we know who you are being cheeky too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Posts like this help wih my selection process

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By *Marvel-Man
over a year ago

In The Gym

Got called a fake 2 days ago. Proved I wasn't then got ignored! Great times!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Never any meets up here fake as

Well now you've confessed- make a new profile and be more upfront this time.

Dying

I get plenty of meets and I’m up north.

ahem you count leeds as north? Anything south of the Tyne is southern

that's the truth bud

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He's really giving us guys a bad name

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"Posts like this help wih my selection process "

I'd laugh my socks off if a fab northern lass was thinking of messaging op for a meet and then read this forum thread and decided not to bother

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Got called a fake 2 days ago. Proved I wasn't then got ignored! Great times!

I got called a fake the other day then I pointed them to the 160 odd folk that have verified me lol

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"He's really giving us guys a bad name"

It's fantastic mate, the odds are bad enough so threads like this just narrow it down a tiny little bit for us

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Posts like this help wih my selection process

I'd laugh my socks off if a fab northern lass was thinking of messaging op for a meet and then read this forum thread and decided not to bother "

I'm sure he's on some more block lists, that's for sure.

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By *Marvel-Man
over a year ago

In The Gym

"Got called a fake 2 days ago. Proved I wasn't then got ignored! Great times!

I got called a fake the other day then I pointed them to the 160 odd folk that have verified me lol"

Can't really argue with that kind of proof! Some people just can't be reasoned with.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Got called a fake 2 days ago. Proved I wasn't then got ignored! Great times!

I got called a fake the other day then I pointed them to the 160 odd folk that have verified me lol

Can't really argue with that kind of proof! Some people just can't be reasoned with. "

My first veri was from a guy with over 100 veris. I suspect the odds of him faking it for a fake are low.

But some people would rather believe in a spectacular conspiracy against them than do the work to fix the problems they have.

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"Got called a fake 2 days ago. Proved I wasn't then got ignored! Great times!

I got called a fake the other day then I pointed them to the 160 odd folk that have verified me lol"

Were they all fake though ?

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By *an_LexaCouple
over a year ago

Sunderland

Good job I’m heading to London next weekend, so many less fakes there

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Is this the real life?

Is this just fantasy?

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By *Marvel-Man
over a year ago

In The Gym

"Is this the real life?

Is this just fantasy? "

The Matrix

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By *oodnitegirlWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

"Got called a fake 2 days ago. Proved I wasn't then got ignored! Great times!

I got called a fake the other day then I pointed them to the 160 odd folk that have verified me lol

Were they all fake though ?

Yes. I’ve got 160 fake profiles.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Got called a fake 2 days ago. Proved I wasn't then got ignored! Great times!

I got called a fake the other day then I pointed them to the 160 odd folk that have verified me lol

Were they all fake though ?

Yes. I’ve got 160 fake profiles.

There does come a point when getting off your arse and meeting people becomes less work!

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"Got called a fake 2 days ago. Proved I wasn't then got ignored! Great times!

I got called a fake the other day then I pointed them to the 160 odd folk that have verified me lol

Were they all fake though ?

Yes. I’ve got 160 fake profiles.

Lmao

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

"Never any meets up here fake as

Well now you've confessed- make a new profile and be more upfront this time.

xx "

Granny!

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By *Marvel-Man
over a year ago

In The Gym

"Got called a fake 2 days ago. Proved I wasn't then got ignored! Great times!

I got called a fake the other day then I pointed them to the 160 odd folk that have verified me lol

Were they all fake though ?

Yes. I’ve got 160 fake profiles.

I commend your dedication!

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

"Got called a fake 2 days ago. Proved I wasn't then got ignored! Great times!

I got called a fake the other day then I pointed them to the 160 odd folk that have verified me lol

Were they all fake though ?

Yes. I’ve got 160 fake profiles.

There does come a point when getting off your arse and meeting people becomes less work! "

Which I will prove (once more), on Monday, in a Northern hotel, with another Northern woman (from Blackpool)

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Ok I admit it! I'm secretly bing bong in disguise!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does that mean the woman I met last night wasn’t a woman?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No fake in me there full of it up here

So coz no1 wants to meet YOU they are fake? Seems plenty of northerers are meeting have a look at yourself and ask why they are meeting YOU

This pattern plays out in my messages.

Dude: sends me a crap message from a crap profile.

Delete.

Dude: omg you're fake this site is full of fakes!

Plus one for that...it’s hard to find genuine people that take the time to read a profile before messaging “what you up 2 wannna meet”

At least it's a step up from "fukk nao"

Sadly, I was paraphrasing ....wuu2 is the norm ..

Oh quite.

I wish I could set a character minimum on my messages. Not that I think it'd help much. "

It would now read:

Hi, fancy a fuk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What do you think swinging is, OP? "

Probably thinks it’s something he does after going on the slide but before going on the roundabout judging by the childish comments....

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"What do you think swinging is, OP?

Probably thinks it’s something he does after going on the slide but before going on the roundabout judging by the childish comments...."

I wanna fuck! I wanna fuck now! Muuuum!

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"Does that mean the woman I met last night wasn’t a woman?

Did she have big hands

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"What do you think swinging is, OP?

Probably thinks it’s something he does after going on the slide but before going on the roundabout judging by the childish comments....

I wanna fuck! I wanna fuck now! Muuuum! "

Try asking nicely and I might oblige

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By *osmosgirlWoman
over a year ago

Wetherby

I'm a fake and so's my wife.......

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"What do you think swinging is, OP?

Probably thinks it’s something he does after going on the slide but before going on the roundabout judging by the childish comments....

I wanna fuck! I wanna fuck now! Muuuum!

Try asking nicely and I might oblige

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

"Never any meets up here fake as "

the OP might have a complaint if not for the fact there was a big social event in darlington if only a few weeks ago.....

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"Never any meets up here fake as

the OP might have a complaint if not for the fact there was a big social event in darlington if only a few weeks ago.....

Rule one of fab forums _abio,

Op's never let the facts get in the way of a good story

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m a shit-swinging-timewasting-wankshaft and I just about qualify as a Northerner.But I’m the only one with it on my profile.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh yes op you need to move down south. Its wall to wall flange down here and we don't have any standards!

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By *obyn GravesTV/TS
over a year ago

1127 walnut avenue

fake northern swingers ..what are they really cockney swingers pretending to be northern...?

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"fake northern swingers ..what are they really cockney swingers pretending to be northern...?"

To be fair that's pretty much me!

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By *oodnitegirlWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

"fake northern swingers ..what are they really cockney swingers pretending to be northern...?"

I’m taking my next meet to Toby Carvery. If they don’t have gravy I’ll know their game...

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By *Marvel-Man
over a year ago

In The Gym

"fake northern swingers ..what are they really cockney swingers pretending to be northern...?

I’m taking my next meet to Toby Carvery. If they don’t have gravy I’ll know their game..."

Hahahaha. What about curry sauce on chips?

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By *oodnitegirlWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

"fake northern swingers ..what are they really cockney swingers pretending to be northern...?

I’m taking my next meet to Toby Carvery. If they don’t have gravy I’ll know their game...

Hahahaha. What about curry sauce on chips?"

Don’t tease me with these delights

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does that mean the woman I met last night wasn’t a woman?

Did she have big hands

Dammit! I knew there was something

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Never any meets up here fake as

the OP might have a complaint if not for the fact there was a big social event in darlington if only a few weeks ago.....

And another one on Newcastle in a few more weeks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"fake northern swingers ..what are they really cockney swingers pretending to be northern...?"

Ya can fuck right off with that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Never any meets up here fake as "

Have you never met anyone off here?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Never any meets up here fake as

Have you never met anyone off here? "
plenty folk are off

I can smell em from here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m a shit-swinging-timewasting-wankshaft and I just about qualify as a Northerner.But I’m the only one with it on my profile.

Don't think so?

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By *oodnitegirlWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

"Never any meets up here fake as

Have you never met anyone off here? "

His 5 veris say otherwise

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe your messaging people out of your league that's why u getting no meets and u r competing against sexier younger men who also wanna get laid and no offence but most would go with the sexier guy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Maybe your messaging people out of your league that's why u getting no meets and u r competing against sexier younger men who also wanna get laid and no offence but most would go with the sexier guy"

I prefer fat old Northern guys

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

The Green Arrow tells me that the OP has has this issue for a while.

Does anyone have any constructive advice for him? Any hints or tips on where genuine, non-fake northern swingers are to be found??

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By *oodnitegirlWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

"The Green Arrow tells me that the OP has has this issue for a while.

Does anyone have any constructive advice for him? Any hints or tips on where genuine, non-fake northern swingers are to be found??"

You’ve the heart of an Angel

ClubF was genuinely my best advice tho xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Blimey OP, you must be having a giggle at our expense. You live in the North West. There are more swing clubs than you could fling a well lubed dildo at, a very active Fab Social scene and more parties than you could find time to go to. Seek and yea shall find. "

I think the OP just needs to admit that we northeners are a discerning bunch and maybe just maybe it has more to do with his utterly charmless persona..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Never any meets up here fake as "

I arranged a fake profiles social

None of them turned up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Never any meets up here fake as

Well now you've confessed- make a new profile and be more upfront this time.

Dying

I get plenty of meets and I’m up north.

Oy! I'm further north than you, (nar nar ne nsr nar

) and grt no meets

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By *oodnitegirlWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

I feel like going on a meet now.

Fakes only.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I feel like going on a meet now.

Fakes only. "
you never

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By *Marvel-Man
over a year ago

In The Gym

"I feel like going on a meet now.

Fakes only. "

I'm a women. You down?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I feel like going on a meet now.

Fakes only. "

I'll meet you in 5 minutes, in Darlington International Airport. I have a room booked in the Hilton Darlo. We can leave each other a fake veri too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m a shit-swinging-timewasting-wankshaft and I just about qualify as a Northerner.But I’m the only one with it on my profile.

Don't think so? "

Really? Have others copied my profile text

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Never any meets up here fake as

Have you never met anyone off here?

His 5 veris say otherwise

I wondered that but he says no meets & fake as..... both can't be true.

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By *oodnitegirlWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

"Never any meets up here fake as

Have you never met anyone off here?

His 5 veris say otherwise

I wondered that but he says no meets & fake as..... both can't be true.

So HE’S the liar/fake.

Plot twiiissstttttt

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Never any meets up here fake as

Have you never met anyone off here?

His 5 veris say otherwise

I wondered that but he says no meets & fake as..... both can't be true.

Schrodinger's single man.

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By *inkySeeKinkyDoWoman
over a year ago

'tween PontyCarlo & CasVegas in West Yorks

"Cheeky salad dodger obese comes to mine not curvy we can all be rude "

Shunning Northerners and Fatso's now...your pool is getting smaller and smaller...unlike our arses

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By *asyplease00 OP Man
over a year ago

darlington

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Get yourself to the Newcatle social, op..Will put our mortgage on it that you won't be the only northern swinger there. "
I agree because it the only way to get meet is going to a social event as for here it seem not to work that me just being honest

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

"Get yourself to the Newcatle social, op..Will put our mortgage on it that you won't be the only northern swinger there. I agree because it the only way to get meet is going to a social event as for here it seem not to work that me just being honest"

Nonsense! I’ve never been to an organised social event, and although I’ve been to several clubs (putting myself there, in person, unlike all these ‘fakes’ and ‘time wasters’ so many people complain about

), I had next to zero success in them. Using Fab for private meets has been fantastic fun for me over the years I’ve been in here, and I continue to enjoy regular fun with likeminded genuine people, even though I am at the bottom of the ‘food chain’ of Fab; married and playing away, unable to accommodate, over 50, and under 6ft tall. I talk shit in the forums most of the time too

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By *asyplease00 OP Man
over a year ago

darlington

I’m still here how many aren’t

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was just about to type that you're still here a year later after you complained. It can't be that bad then.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was just about to type that you're still here a year later after you complained. It can't be that bad then."

Ha ha, its great, isnt it.

I love that because he cant get any meets, everyone else must be the problem...not him.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was just about to type that you're still here a year later after you complained. It can't be that bad then.

Ha ha, its great, isnt it.

I love that because he cant get any meets, everyone else must be the problem...not him."

Precisely. I'm fake, Im a blow up doll really.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was just about to type that you're still here a year later after you complained. It can't be that bad then.

Ha ha, its great, isnt it.

I love that because he cant get any meets, everyone else must be the problem...not him.

Precisely. I'm fake, Im a blow up doll really."

Oooh, ive got a puncture repair kit. That might come in handy!!!

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By *aked_magicMan
over a year ago

the gutter looking at the stars (S.Australia)

"And now on the John Peel Session... ahead of their eagerly awaited debut EP... Fake Northern Swingers"

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Still fake. Ish

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