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Things you could say while in a traffic Jam and while having sex

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Are we ever going to get there

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

It's bumper to bumper

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bit of a queue for the tunnel

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull

Ffs will someone get moving!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Should have taken the "A" road

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is going to take ages.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whoaa. Nearly got rear ended

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull

If this takes much longer I’m going to have to pee in this empty coffee cup

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

You could get a bus through there

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

When did that cheeky bastard sneak in?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm getting fed up with these exhaust fumes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Honk if you're feeling horny

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

How many cones does one need to block one exit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That mans almost up my backside

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Faster !!

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull

Please stop singing about green bottles, you’re putting me off

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Cheesey Balls Anyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ahh hurry up.

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull

It’s gonna take more than those two big blokes to fill that hole!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Red lighted again!

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

I love the fact it's delayed my arrival by 45 minutes

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By *Marvel-Man
over a year ago

In The Gym

That cars right up my ass!

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Did you just have a bump?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

If you pull out now I'm going to smack you in the mouth

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

You have to stop when it turns red

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By *ream3.14159Man
over a year ago

Here & there

- why are you not moving? Come on move!

- Learn how to merge without stopping

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Look that cunt's overheating ()

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

There's some fruit pastilles in my glove box....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I really need a wee!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Call the emergency services

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

That Escort's a bit bashed up

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

I'm sticking to the seat!

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

If you squeeze together you can get three in the back

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

Any closer and you'll be up my arse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It feels like I've been here for ages.

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Told you we should have started earlier

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Oh no that woman's Gasket is leaking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck! I'm late the mrs won't be happy!

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Can we go around the block one more time?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They haven't moved in awhile.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

wrong lane again

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Have you anything I could suck on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's not only the shoulder that's hard

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Oooh that's not going to Buff out

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Are we there yet dad?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Are we there yet dad?"

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

Look at those skid marks.

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

Look at the tits on her

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Look at the state of your Helmet

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

Big car little dick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

.....could fit a bus in that gap!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stay on your side!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you hold my gearstick while I unwrap this?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blow until I say stop.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stop blowing that fucking horn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you feel that vibration?

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By *appy headCouple
over a year ago

leicester

Should have gone the back way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get off my fucking arse!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you really think it’ll fit in there?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You call that parking? Mate you can fit a jumbo fucking jet in that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

(When you pull into her street)

"In 100 yards take the second exit"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Keeping your hand on the horn isn't going to make me go any faster!

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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant

Think I'm going to be stuck in this one for ages.

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By *hortarseWoman
over a year ago

Norfolk

Fuck it's hot

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Oops sorry think I went up the wrong slip road

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By *ip73Man
over a year ago

Stanwell

I told you to pull out

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Do we need to phone to let them know we're still coming?

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By *ip73Man
over a year ago

Stanwell

Hold ups, I just love Hold ups

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Cumbria

There a massive truck up my butt fuck there 2..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He is coming right up her rear end

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

He’s right up my chuff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s gone red

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Look at the headlights on her

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By *ip73Man
over a year ago

Stanwell

Finally someone who knows how to flash

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

I do like a good ride in the countryside

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh, it’s a tight squeeze

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

That coach full of people will never squeeze into that little gap the women driver has left open

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By *ip73Man
over a year ago

Stanwell

Brilliant I had to end up behind someone with a noisy smelly exhaust

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bloody rubber-neckers!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Driving like this is dangerous... we might get fingered by the filth after being picked up by the fuzz

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