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"Evening OP. Could I have a triple pink gin and tonic please. " Good evening Cheeky Triple pink gin and T coming right up | |||
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"A french martini please." French martini coming right up | |||
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"Can i pint of cider please and some pringles crisps..." Enjoying the other side of the bar tonight? | |||
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"Hi OP, can I have a jug of whatever cocktail is sweet please, edible glitter in it and I'm yours forever x " I thought you were mine forever anyway? Jug of Sweet lady cocktail with a ton of edible glitter coming right up | |||
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"Oooh I’ve done this wrong as got the wine open so could I have some nuts to soak up the alcohol pls? " Plenty of nuts to nibble at this bar | |||
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"Good evening all. Could I get a double southern comfort and over ice please" Of course you can | |||
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"Hi OP, can I have a jug of whatever cocktail is sweet please, edible glitter in it and I'm yours forever x I thought you were mine forever anyway? Jug of Sweet lady cocktail with a ton of edible glitter coming right up " I'm even more yours now you have given me alcohol and sparkles x | |||
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"Any honey mead?" Of course! I have some freshly homemade just for you | |||
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"4 bottles of jd pls" Just the 4? | |||
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"Can i pint of cider please and some pringles crisps... Enjoying the other side of the bar tonight?" Busy this weekend! Diamond Cougar has kindly offered to do my bar thread on Saturday night... | |||
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"Can i pint of cider please and some pringles crisps..." Pint of cider You run out of crisps in your cafe? | |||
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"Glayva over ice please " Of course | |||
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"Eight pints of stella please, but no chasers. I don't want to get rowdy. " Oh go on, what's the worst that can happen? | |||
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"Pins please" Pimm's? | |||
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"Can i pint of cider please and some pringles crisps... Enjoying the other side of the bar tonight? Busy this weekend! Diamond Cougar has kindly offered to do my bar thread on Saturday night... " Am I doing a good job boss? | |||
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"A jug of sex on the beach cocktail and a straw " Just the one straw? | |||
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"Big massive fish bowl of purple rain cocktail please xx" Ok, but can I leave the fish in? They will love it! | |||
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"A French maid rum " Rum, served in my maids outfit, sorted | |||
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"A French maid rum Rum, served in my maids outfit, sorted " yes I love that | |||
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"Can I have something fruity with an umbrella please. " Me holding an umbrella? | |||
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"Can I have something fruity with an umbrella please. Me holding an umbrella? " Yes pretty please and id quite like you to keep the maid's outfit on. | |||
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"Can i pint of cider please and some pringles crisps... Enjoying the other side of the bar tonight? Busy this weekend! Diamond Cougar has kindly offered to do my bar thread on Saturday night... Am I doing a good job boss? " You're doing a great job here tonight and will put you in the fab bar staff team for future nights | |||
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"Big massive fish bowl of purple rain cocktail please xx Ok, but can I leave the fish in? They will love it! " Noooooooo xx | |||
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"Oooh extra large gin please!!...with tonic and slice of lime!! Thank you PT x" just pouring it now madam | |||
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"Drygate IPA please. " On its way | |||
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"Jd please" I may join you with a JD *don't tell the boss* | |||
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"Gin n tonic pleaseee" As you asked so nicely | |||
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"A French maid rum Rum, served in my maids outfit, sorted yes I love that " | |||
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"Oooh extra large gin please!!...with tonic and slice of lime!! Thank you PT x just pouring it now madam " Perfect thank you!! | |||
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"Can I have something fruity with an umbrella please. Me holding an umbrella? Yes pretty please and id quite like you to keep the maid's outfit on. " Of course | |||
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"Can i pint of cider please and some pringles crisps... Enjoying the other side of the bar tonight? Busy this weekend! Diamond Cougar has kindly offered to do my bar thread on Saturday night... Am I doing a good job boss? You're doing a great job here tonight and will put you in the fab bar staff team for future nights " Yay!!! Your the best | |||
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"Oooh extra large gin please!!...with tonic and slice of lime!! Thank you PT x" Extra large G and T with slice of L coming up | |||
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"Big massive fish bowl of purple rain cocktail please xx Ok, but can I leave the fish in? They will love it! Noooooooo xx" Ok, massive (not so cool now) fish bowl of purple rain cocktail coming right up | |||
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"Drygate IPA please. On its way quick then " Oi! Pushy punters get to see my 6 inch stiletto heel close up | |||
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"Glayva over ice please Of course " Thank you ‘‘tis much needed tonight | |||
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"Prosecco please " Of course Coquette | |||
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"Captain Morgan splash of " On its way | |||
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"A pink gin and lemonade please " Good choice | |||
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"Glayva over ice please Of course Thank you ‘‘tis much needed tonight " Let me know when you need another | |||
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"just a double voddie and please x " Double V and C coming right up | |||
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"Oooh extra large gin please!!...with tonic and slice of lime!! Thank you PT x Extra large G and T with slice of L coming up " Ahh fanks!! The lovely Joseph has already poured me one, but it's Friday night so line em up!! I'll get through em no problem!! x | |||
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"Can i pint of cider please and some pringles crisps... Enjoying the other side of the bar tonight? Busy this weekend! Diamond Cougar has kindly offered to do my bar thread on Saturday night... Am I doing a good job boss? You're doing a great job here tonight and will put you in the fab bar staff team for future nights Yay!!! Your the best I wouldn't go that far, (don't want him getting a big head) he's not bad though I guess. " I thought you liked it when he got a big head | |||
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"Glayva over ice please Of course Thank you ‘‘tis much needed tonight Let me know when you need another " Will do thanks lovely | |||
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"Can i pint of cider please and some pringles crisps... Enjoying the other side of the bar tonight? Busy this weekend! Diamond Cougar has kindly offered to do my bar thread on Saturday night... Am I doing a good job boss? You're doing a great job here tonight and will put you in the fab bar staff team for future nights Yay!!! Your the best I wouldn't go that far, (don't want him getting a big head) he's not bad though I guess. I thought you liked it when he got a big head " Yes but that's our secret we don't tell him that. | |||
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"Big massive fish bowl of purple rain cocktail please xx Ok, but can I leave the fish in? They will love it! Noooooooo xx Ok, massive (not so cool now) fish bowl of purple rain cocktail coming right up " Ok as long as they are plastic fish xx | |||
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"May have a large glass of Prosecco now please OP. That Gin went down too well. " Shall I just pass you the bottle and a straw? | |||
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"Oooh extra large gin please!!...with tonic and slice of lime!! Thank you PT x Extra large G and T with slice of L coming up Ahh fanks!! The lovely Joseph has already poured me one, but it's Friday night so line em up!! I'll get through em no problem!! x" What a woman | |||
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"May have a large glass of Prosecco now please OP. That Gin went down too well. Shall I just pass you the bottle and a straw? " Now that’s a fabulous idea.... | |||
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"Well I'm already drinking strawberry gin and lemonade so can I get some nuts " Of course, what takes your fancy? Plain Salted Roasted Chilli Sweaty Old man's? | |||
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"Captain Morgan splash of On its way " now where talking | |||
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"Can i pint of cider please and some pringles crisps... Enjoying the other side of the bar tonight? Busy this weekend! Diamond Cougar has kindly offered to do my bar thread on Saturday night... Am I doing a good job boss? You're doing a great job here tonight and will put you in the fab bar staff team for future nights Yay!!! Your the best I wouldn't go that far, (don't want him getting a big head) he's not bad though I guess. I thought you liked it when he got a big head Yes but that's our secret we don't tell him that. " Deal | |||
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"Same again bar keep... " Double southern comfort coming right up | |||
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"Big massive fish bowl of purple rain cocktail please xx Ok, but can I leave the fish in? They will love it! Noooooooo xx Ok, massive (not so cool now) fish bowl of purple rain cocktail coming right up Ok as long as they are plastic fish xx" Yay!!! | |||
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"Prosecco please Of course Coquette " Thank you very much | |||
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"Same again bar keep... Double southern comfort coming right up " Thank you very much....hoping it will help me have an early night | |||
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"Can I have a large vodka lemonade please I will just take a seat in the corner " Large voddie and lemonade on it's way Don't sit in the corner! Come and annoy me at the bar | |||
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"Captain Morgan splash of On its way now where talking " And don’t forget just a splash of or it’s spoilt | |||
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"The bar lady is a genius " *I will pay you later, keep the compliments coming * | |||
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"Same again bar keep... Double southern comfort coming right up Thank you very much....hoping it will help me have an early night " Either that or a sledge hammer may work? | |||
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"Captain Morgan splash of On its way now where talking And don’t forget just a splash of or it’s spoilt " yes of course young lady | |||
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"Same again bar keep... Double southern comfort coming right up Thank you very much....hoping it will help me have an early night Either that or a sledge hammer may work? " Better chances with the sledge hammer I think....but there's a chance I'll miss my alarm if I use that | |||
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"Big massive fish bowl of purple rain cocktail please xx Ok, but can I leave the fish in? They will love it! Noooooooo xx Ok, massive (not so cool now) fish bowl of purple rain cocktail coming right up Ok as long as they are plastic fish xx Yay!!! " Are you sure they were plastic it's all gone hic hic hic xx | |||
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"Room for one more at the bar? A small glass of red please and a pillow " Always room for you Small red coming right up | |||
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"Big massive fish bowl of purple rain cocktail please xx Ok, but can I leave the fish in? They will love it! Noooooooo xx Ok, massive (not so cool now) fish bowl of purple rain cocktail coming right up Ok as long as they are plastic fish xx Yay!!! Are you sure they were plastic it's all gone hic hic hic xx" You will out in the morning | |||
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"What can I get you? " Could I have a Sex On The Beach please | |||
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"4 bottles of jd pls Just the 4? " thanks that will be fine | |||
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"Black Bush, neat with a slice of lime...please & thank you " On its way | |||
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"Vodka and red bull please, need some va va voom " Voddie and red bull coming right up | |||
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"Vodka & with ice please any nuts going free ? " Voddie and cola coming right up Help yourself to nuts | |||
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"Can I have a vodka and diet Pepsi with ice please x" Of course you can Kinkey | |||
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"What can I get you? Could I have a Sex On The Beach please " Can we at least have a drink first? | |||
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"Would love a white zinfandel please!.....the largest glass you have!!! x" Think the massive fish bowl is still here, maybe a fish in it still I will fill it to the brim and you won't notice | |||
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"Can I have a nice cup of tea please. Still not feeling great so no alcohol yet x " Of course you can have a cuppa Would a cuddle make you feel better? Mine are pretty awesome | |||
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"What can I get you? Could I have a Sex On The Beach please Can we at least have a drink first? " | |||
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"Would love a white zinfandel please!.....the largest glass you have!!! x Think the massive fish bowl is still here, maybe a fish in it still I will fill it to the brim and you won't notice " Massive filled fish bowl is perfect!! Any fish is an added bonus...can't beat something to chew on!!! x | |||
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"Would love a white zinfandel please!.....the largest glass you have!!! x Think the massive fish bowl is still here, maybe a fish in it still I will fill it to the brim and you won't notice Massive filled fish bowl is perfect!! Any fish is an added bonus...can't beat something to chew on!!! x" Exactly and you get unexpected protein into your diet | |||
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"I’ll take along, slow, comfortable screw up against a wall please...!" Men's toilets are that way ---------» | |||
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"Would love a white zinfandel please!.....the largest glass you have!!! x Think the massive fish bowl is still here, maybe a fish in it still I will fill it to the brim and you won't notice Massive filled fish bowl is perfect!! Any fish is an added bonus...can't beat something to chew on!!! x Exactly and you get unexpected protein into your diet " Got to love a good old protein shot!! Not had one for a week so I'm in need!!! | |||
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"Would love a white zinfandel please!.....the largest glass you have!!! x Think the massive fish bowl is still here, maybe a fish in it still I will fill it to the brim and you won't notice Massive filled fish bowl is perfect!! Any fish is an added bonus...can't beat something to chew on!!! x" Use a straw the fish don't fit xx | |||
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"I’ll have a Scotch, single malt, please, Nymph." Of course, pull up a pew and talk crap to me | |||
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"I’ll have a Scotch, single malt, please, Nymph. Of course, pull up a pew and talk crap to me " Crapiest crapy crap! I may need a chaser, please | |||
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"I’ll have a Scotch, single malt, please, Nymph. Of course, pull up a pew and talk crap to me Crapiest crapy crap! I may need a chaser, please" I'm fast, run...... | |||
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"Can I have a nice cup of tea please. Still not feeling great so no alcohol yet x Of course you can have a cuppa Would a cuddle make you feel better? Mine are pretty awesome " Ooo yes please, cuddles are always welcome x | |||
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"Can I have a malt ta" Malt on it's way | |||
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"Ouch!!??" You went into the ladies loo, didn't you? | |||
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"Typical English pub, closing early! I'm off back to the Irish pub " I know she needs to apply for a late night licence | |||
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"Wisky redbull please." Help you self the management have forgotten to lock up | |||
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"OP... with a body like that you can get me naked ??" She'll be kicking her self that she missed you. | |||
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