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By *nsatiable_nymph OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south

What can I get you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening OP.

Could I have a triple pink gin and tonic please.

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south

"Evening OP.

Could I have a triple pink gin and tonic please.

Good evening Cheeky

Triple pink gin and T coming right up

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

A french martini please.

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Hi OP, can I have a jug of whatever cocktail is sweet please, edible glitter in it and I'm yours forever x

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By *uzzy NavelWoman
over a year ago

so near and yet so far....

Oooh I’ve done this wrong as got the wine open so could I have some nuts to soak up the alcohol pls?

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By *inkysexpotMan
over a year ago

leeds

Good evening all.

Could I get a double southern comfort and over ice please

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south

"A french martini please."

French martini coming right up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any honey mead?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

4 bottles of jd pls

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By *ot-AshMan
over a year ago

London

Can i pint of cider please and some pringles crisps...

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By *ruly50Woman
over a year ago

ely

Glayva over ice please

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By *inkysexpotMan
over a year ago

leeds

"Can i pint of cider please and some pringles crisps..."

Enjoying the other side of the bar tonight?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eight pints of stella please, but no chasers. I don't want to get rowdy.

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south

"Hi OP, can I have a jug of whatever cocktail is sweet please, edible glitter in it and I'm yours forever x

I thought you were mine forever anyway?

Jug of Sweet lady cocktail with a ton of edible glitter coming right up

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By *ndyandMandyCouple
over a year ago

swansea

Pins please

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south

"Oooh I’ve done this wrong as got the wine open so could I have some nuts to soak up the alcohol pls?

Plenty of nuts to nibble at this bar

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south

"Good evening all.

Could I get a double southern comfort and over ice please"

Of course you can

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Hi OP, can I have a jug of whatever cocktail is sweet please, edible glitter in it and I'm yours forever x

I thought you were mine forever anyway?

Jug of Sweet lady cocktail with a ton of edible glitter coming right up

I'm even more yours now you have given me alcohol and sparkles x

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south

"Any honey mead?"

Of course! I have some freshly homemade just for you

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south

"4 bottles of jd pls"

Just the 4?

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By *ot-AshMan
over a year ago

London

"Can i pint of cider please and some pringles crisps...

Enjoying the other side of the bar tonight?"

Busy this weekend!

Diamond Cougar has kindly offered to do my bar thread on Saturday night...

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south

"Can i pint of cider please and some pringles crisps..."

Pint of cider

You run out of crisps in your cafe?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A jug of sex on the beach cocktail and a straw

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south

"Glayva over ice please

Of course

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south

"Eight pints of stella please, but no chasers. I don't want to get rowdy.

Oh go on, what's the worst that can happen?

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south

"Pins please"

Pimm's?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Big massive fish bowl of purple rain cocktail please xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A French maid rum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I have something fruity with an umbrella please.

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south

"Can i pint of cider please and some pringles crisps...

Enjoying the other side of the bar tonight?

Busy this weekend!

Diamond Cougar has kindly offered to do my bar thread on Saturday night...

Am I doing a good job boss?

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south

"A jug of sex on the beach cocktail and a straw "

Just the one straw?

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By *ebsMCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

Drygate IPA please.

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south

"Big massive fish bowl of purple rain cocktail please xx"

Ok, but can I leave the fish in? They will love it!

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south

"A French maid rum "

Rum, served in my maids outfit, sorted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jd please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gin n tonic pleaseee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A French maid rum

Rum, served in my maids outfit, sorted

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yes I love that

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south

"Can I have something fruity with an umbrella please.

Me holding an umbrella?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I have something fruity with an umbrella please.

Me holding an umbrella?

Yes pretty please and id quite like you to keep the maid's outfit on.

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By *ot-AshMan
over a year ago

London

"Can i pint of cider please and some pringles crisps...

Enjoying the other side of the bar tonight?

Busy this weekend!

Diamond Cougar has kindly offered to do my bar thread on Saturday night...

Am I doing a good job boss?

You're doing a great job here tonight and will put you in the fab bar staff team for future nights

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oooh extra large gin please!!...with tonic and slice of lime!! Thank you

PT x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Big massive fish bowl of purple rain cocktail please xx

Ok, but can I leave the fish in? They will love it!

Noooooooo xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oooh extra large gin please!!...with tonic and slice of lime!! Thank you

PT x"
just pouring it now madam

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south

"Drygate IPA please.

On its way

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south

"Jd please"

I may join you with a JD

*don't tell the boss*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Drygate IPA please.

On its way

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quick then

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south

"Gin n tonic pleaseee"

As you asked so nicely

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south

"A French maid rum

Rum, served in my maids outfit, sorted

yes I love that "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oooh extra large gin please!!...with tonic and slice of lime!! Thank you

PT x just pouring it now madam "

Perfect thank you!!

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south

"Can I have something fruity with an umbrella please.

Me holding an umbrella?

Yes pretty please and id quite like you to keep the maid's outfit on.

Of course

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south

"Can i pint of cider please and some pringles crisps...

Enjoying the other side of the bar tonight?

Busy this weekend!

Diamond Cougar has kindly offered to do my bar thread on Saturday night...

Am I doing a good job boss?

You're doing a great job here tonight and will put you in the fab bar staff team for future nights

Yay!!! Your the best

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south

"Oooh extra large gin please!!...with tonic and slice of lime!! Thank you

PT x"

Extra large G and T with slice of L coming up

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south

"Big massive fish bowl of purple rain cocktail please xx

Ok, but can I leave the fish in? They will love it!

Noooooooo xx"

Ok, massive (not so cool now) fish bowl of purple rain cocktail coming right up

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south

"Drygate IPA please.

On its way

quick then "

Oi! Pushy punters get to see my 6 inch stiletto heel close up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Prosecco please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Captain Morgan splash of

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A pink gin and lemonade please

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By *ruly50Woman
over a year ago

ely

"Glayva over ice please

Of course

Thank you ‘‘tis much needed tonight

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By *weet candyTV/TS
over a year ago

Birkenhead

just a double voddie and please x

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south

"Prosecco please

Of course Coquette

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can i pint of cider please and some pringles crisps...

Enjoying the other side of the bar tonight?

Busy this weekend!

Diamond Cougar has kindly offered to do my bar thread on Saturday night...

Am I doing a good job boss?

You're doing a great job here tonight and will put you in the fab bar staff team for future nights

Yay!!! Your the best

I wouldn't go that far, (don't want him getting a big head) he's not bad though I guess.

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south

"Captain Morgan splash of

On its way

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south

"A pink gin and lemonade please

Good choice

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south

"Glayva over ice please

Of course

Thank you ‘‘tis much needed tonight

Let me know when you need another

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Captain Morgan splash of

On its way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

May have a large glass of Prosecco now please OP. That Gin went down too well.

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south

"just a double voddie and please x "

Double V and C coming right up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oooh extra large gin please!!...with tonic and slice of lime!! Thank you

PT x

Extra large G and T with slice of L coming up

Ahh fanks!! The lovely Joseph has already poured me one, but it's Friday night so line em up!! I'll get through em no problem!!

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south

"Can i pint of cider please and some pringles crisps...

Enjoying the other side of the bar tonight?

Busy this weekend!

Diamond Cougar has kindly offered to do my bar thread on Saturday night...

Am I doing a good job boss?

You're doing a great job here tonight and will put you in the fab bar staff team for future nights

Yay!!! Your the best

I wouldn't go that far, (don't want him getting a big head) he's not bad though I guess.

I thought you liked it when he got a big head

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I'm already drinking strawberry gin and lemonade so can I get some nuts

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By *ruly50Woman
over a year ago

ely

"Glayva over ice please

Of course

Thank you ‘‘tis much needed tonight

Let me know when you need another

Will do thanks lovely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can i pint of cider please and some pringles crisps...

Enjoying the other side of the bar tonight?

Busy this weekend!

Diamond Cougar has kindly offered to do my bar thread on Saturday night...

Am I doing a good job boss?

You're doing a great job here tonight and will put you in the fab bar staff team for future nights

Yay!!! Your the best

I wouldn't go that far, (don't want him getting a big head) he's not bad though I guess.

I thought you liked it when he got a big head

Yes but that's our secret we don't tell him that.

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By *inkysexpotMan
over a year ago

leeds

Same again bar keep...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Big massive fish bowl of purple rain cocktail please xx

Ok, but can I leave the fish in? They will love it!

Noooooooo xx

Ok, massive (not so cool now) fish bowl of purple rain cocktail coming right up

Ok as long as they are plastic fish

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south

"May have a large glass of Prosecco now please OP. That Gin went down too well.

Shall I just pass you the bottle and a straw?

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south

"Oooh extra large gin please!!...with tonic and slice of lime!! Thank you

PT x

Extra large G and T with slice of L coming up

Ahh fanks!! The lovely Joseph has already poured me one, but it's Friday night so line em up!! I'll get through em no problem!!

What a woman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"May have a large glass of Prosecco now please OP. That Gin went down too well.

Shall I just pass you the bottle and a straw?

Now that’s a fabulous idea....

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By *ouisebottomTV/TS
over a year ago

London

Can I have a large vodka lemonade please I will just take a seat in the corner

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south

"Well I'm already drinking strawberry gin and lemonade so can I get some nuts

Of course, what takes your fancy?

Plain

Salted

Roasted

Chilli

Sweaty

Old man's?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Captain Morgan splash of

On its way

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now where talking

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south

"Can i pint of cider please and some pringles crisps...

Enjoying the other side of the bar tonight?

Busy this weekend!

Diamond Cougar has kindly offered to do my bar thread on Saturday night...

Am I doing a good job boss?

You're doing a great job here tonight and will put you in the fab bar staff team for future nights

Yay!!! Your the best

I wouldn't go that far, (don't want him getting a big head) he's not bad though I guess.

I thought you liked it when he got a big head

Yes but that's our secret we don't tell him that.

Deal

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south

"Same again bar keep...

Double southern comfort coming right up

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south

"Big massive fish bowl of purple rain cocktail please xx

Ok, but can I leave the fish in? They will love it!

Noooooooo xx

Ok, massive (not so cool now) fish bowl of purple rain cocktail coming right up

Ok as long as they are plastic fish

xx"

Yay!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Prosecco please

Of course Coquette

Thank you very much

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The bar lady is a genius

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By *inkysexpotMan
over a year ago

leeds

"Same again bar keep...

Double southern comfort coming right up

Thank you very much....hoping it will help me have an early night

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south

"Can I have a large vodka lemonade please I will just take a seat in the corner

Large voddie and lemonade on it's way

Don't sit in the corner! Come and annoy me at the bar

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over a year ago

"Captain Morgan splash of

On its way

now where talking "

And don’t forget just a splash of or it’s spoilt

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south

"The bar lady is a genius "

*I will pay you later, keep the compliments coming

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south

"Same again bar keep...

Double southern comfort coming right up

Thank you very much....hoping it will help me have an early night

Either that or a sledge hammer may work?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Captain Morgan splash of

On its way

now where talking

And don’t forget just a splash of or it’s spoilt "
yes of course young lady

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By *inkysexpotMan
over a year ago

leeds

"Same again bar keep...

Double southern comfort coming right up

Thank you very much....hoping it will help me have an early night

Either that or a sledge hammer may work?

Better chances with the sledge hammer I think....but there's a chance I'll miss my alarm if I use that

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By *eplicant JoWoman
over a year ago

Sussex countryside

Room for one more at the bar?

A small glass of red please and a pillow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Big massive fish bowl of purple rain cocktail please xx

Ok, but can I leave the fish in? They will love it!

Noooooooo xx

Ok, massive (not so cool now) fish bowl of purple rain cocktail coming right up

Ok as long as they are plastic fish

Yay!!!

Are you sure they were plastic it's all gone hic hic hic xx

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south

"Room for one more at the bar?

A small glass of red please and a pillow

Always room for you

Small red coming right up

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south

"Big massive fish bowl of purple rain cocktail please xx

Ok, but can I leave the fish in? They will love it!

Noooooooo xx

Ok, massive (not so cool now) fish bowl of purple rain cocktail coming right up

Ok as long as they are plastic fish

Yay!!!

Are you sure they were plastic it's all gone hic hic hic xx"

You will out in the morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Black Bush, neat with a slice of lime...please & thank you

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton

Vodka and red bull please, need some va va voom

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By *hill44Man
over a year ago

hinckley

Vodka & with ice please any nuts going free ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I have a vodka and diet Pepsi with ice please x

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By *HaRiFMan
over a year ago

Beyond the shadows.

"What can I get you?

Could I have a Sex On The Beach please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would love a white zinfandel please!.....the largest glass you have!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"4 bottles of jd pls

Just the 4?

"
thanks that will be fine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I have a nice cup of tea please. Still not feeling great so no alcohol yet x

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south

"Black Bush, neat with a slice of lime...please & thank you

On its way

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south

"Vodka and red bull please, need some va va voom

Voddie and red bull coming right up

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south

"Vodka & with ice please any nuts going free ?

Voddie and cola coming right up

Help yourself to nuts

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south

"Can I have a vodka and diet Pepsi with ice please x"

Of course you can Kinkey

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south

"What can I get you?

Could I have a Sex On The Beach please

Can we at least have a drink first?

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south

"Would love a white zinfandel please!.....the largest glass you have!!!

Think the massive fish bowl is still here, maybe a fish in it still

I will fill it to the brim and you won't notice

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south

"Can I have a nice cup of tea please. Still not feeling great so no alcohol yet x "

Of course you can have a cuppa

Would a cuddle make you feel better? Mine are pretty awesome

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By *HaRiFMan
over a year ago

Beyond the shadows.

"What can I get you?

Could I have a Sex On The Beach please

Can we at least have a drink first?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would love a white zinfandel please!.....the largest glass you have!!!

Think the massive fish bowl is still here, maybe a fish in it still

I will fill it to the brim and you won't notice

Massive filled fish bowl is perfect!! Any fish is an added bonus...can't beat something to chew on!!!

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By *anson44Man
over a year ago

bristol

I’ll take along, slow, comfortable screw up against a wall please...!

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south

"Would love a white zinfandel please!.....the largest glass you have!!!

Think the massive fish bowl is still here, maybe a fish in it still

I will fill it to the brim and you won't notice

Massive filled fish bowl is perfect!! Any fish is an added bonus...can't beat something to chew on!!!

Exactly and you get unexpected protein into your diet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll have a Scotch, single malt, please, Nymph.

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south

"I’ll take along, slow, comfortable screw up against a wall please...!"

Men's toilets are that way ---------»

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would love a white zinfandel please!.....the largest glass you have!!!

Think the massive fish bowl is still here, maybe a fish in it still

I will fill it to the brim and you won't notice

Massive filled fish bowl is perfect!! Any fish is an added bonus...can't beat something to chew on!!!

Exactly and you get unexpected protein into your diet

Got to love a good old protein shot!! Not had one for a week so I'm in need!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would love a white zinfandel please!.....the largest glass you have!!!

Think the massive fish bowl is still here, maybe a fish in it still

I will fill it to the brim and you won't notice

Massive filled fish bowl is perfect!! Any fish is an added bonus...can't beat something to chew on!!!

Use a straw the fish don't fit xx

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south

"I’ll have a Scotch, single malt, please, Nymph."

Of course, pull up a pew and talk crap to me

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over a year ago

"I’ll have a Scotch, single malt, please, Nymph.

Of course, pull up a pew and talk crap to me

Crapiest crapy crap! I may need a chaser, please

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south

"I’ll have a Scotch, single malt, please, Nymph.

Of course, pull up a pew and talk crap to me

Crapiest crapy crap! I may need a chaser, please"

I'm fast, run......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I have a nice cup of tea please. Still not feeling great so no alcohol yet x

Of course you can have a cuppa

Would a cuddle make you feel better? Mine are pretty awesome

Ooo yes please, cuddles are always welcome x

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By *otyouraverageguy...Man
over a year ago

glasgow

Can I have a malt ta

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By *anson44Man
over a year ago

bristol

Ouch!!??

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south

"Can I have a malt ta"

Malt on it's way

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south

"Ouch!!??"

You went into the ladies loo, didn't you?

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By *anson44Man
over a year ago

bristol

I was just looking to see where you’d gone ...!??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bugger, did I miss last orders?

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By *ohndunboyneMan
over a year ago

Dunboyne & Dublin

Bottle of Franziskaner please barlady

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By *ohndunboyneMan
over a year ago

Dunboyne & Dublin

Typical English pub, closing early!

I'm off back to the Irish pub

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By *ohns1585Man
over a year ago

preston

Got the cocktail menu there? Got a ponstar martini on it

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By *HaRiFMan
over a year ago

Beyond the shadows.

"Typical English pub, closing early!

I'm off back to the Irish pub

I know she needs to apply for a late night licence

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wisky redbull please.

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By *oodguyeddieMan
over a year ago

l36

OP... with a body like that you can get me naked ??

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By *HaRiFMan
over a year ago

Beyond the shadows.

"Wisky redbull please."

Help you self the management have forgotten to lock up

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By *HaRiFMan
over a year ago

Beyond the shadows.

"OP... with a body like that you can get me naked ??"

She'll be kicking her self that she missed you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it to late for a thatchers old rascal ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just a c*ke zero please, got a lot of driving to do.

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