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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London

Good afternoon and welcome again to Ash's posh and up market coffee bar serving all sorts of teas,coffee's classic traditional cakes,pastries and light snacks so why not grab a table and make an order and stop by for a chat...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am still waiting for my black coffee and chocolate finger and I'm still sat next to to nymph and Jo!

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By *HaRiFMan
over a year ago

Beyond the shadows.


"Afternoon Sharif...One black coffee with no sugar coming right up...

Sorry to read that you've gone off cakes recently!..Whats happened?!"

I'm on a health kick

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"I am still waiting for my black coffee and chocolate finger and I'm still sat next to to nymph and Jo!

"

Sorry my lady!....

One black coffee and a chocolate finger coming right up!....

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Afternoon Sharif...One black coffee with no sugar coming right up...

Sorry to read that you've gone off cakes recently!..Whats happened?!

I'm on a health kick "

Good luck on the health Kick...I'm only eating virtual cakes at the moment!....

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By *HaRiFMan
over a year ago

Beyond the shadows.


"You love it when I'm in my overtired/I can't sleep state on that thread "

Only when its cold outside and I need a Snuggle

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By *nsatiable_nymphWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south


"I am still waiting for my black coffee and chocolate finger and I'm still sat next to to nymph and Jo!

"

Oh hello

Can I have one of your fingers please?

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By *nsatiable_nymphWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south


"You love it when I'm in my overtired/I can't sleep state on that thread

Only when its cold outside and I need a Snuggle

"

I like snuggles

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By *HaRiFMan
over a year ago

Beyond the shadows.


"I am still waiting for my black coffee and chocolate finger and I'm still sat next to to nymph and Jo!

"

You should have asked one of them if you could share one of their chocolate fingers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm still waiting for my bara brith and latte, sheesh the service is slow in here!

And I'm on the table with nymph and the other ladies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coffee bar is too busy for me and full of hipsters pretending to be a creative and working from home...

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By *nsatiable_nymphWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south


"I'm still waiting for my bara brith and latte, sheesh the service is slow in here!

And I'm on the table with nymph and the other ladies "

Service around here is terrible!

Shall I keep you entertained while you wait?

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By *andyladMan
over a year ago

Hereorthere

Carrot cake and a coffee please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm still waiting for my bara brith and latte, sheesh the service is slow in here!

And I'm on the table with nymph and the other ladies

Service around here is terrible!

Shall I keep you entertained while you wait? "

Ooh yes please

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"I'm still waiting for my bara brith and latte, sheesh the service is slow in here!

And I'm on the table with nymph and the other ladies "

Good evening again Serendipity!

One bara brith and a latte coming up on the house!

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Carrot cake and a coffee please "

Good evening _andylad...

One coffee and carrot cake coming right up!...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening Ash, how are you today?.

When you have a moment, could please have a latte with a brandy in it and a yum yum please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm still waiting for my bara brith and latte, sheesh the service is slow in here!

And I'm on the table with nymph and the other ladies

Good evening again Serendipity!

One bara brith and a latte coming up on the house!"

On the house! Thank you! I'll come here again lol.

Someone's touching my leg..

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By *nsatiable_nymphWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south


"I'm still waiting for my bara brith and latte, sheesh the service is slow in here!

And I'm on the table with nymph and the other ladies

Good evening again Serendipity!

One bara brith and a latte coming up on the house!

On the house! Thank you! I'll come here again lol.

Someone's touching my leg.. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm still waiting for my bara brith and latte, sheesh the service is slow in here!

And I'm on the table with nymph and the other ladies

Good evening again Serendipity!

One bara brith and a latte coming up on the house!

On the house! Thank you! I'll come here again lol.

Someone's touching my leg.. "

Opps sorry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm still waiting for my bara brith and latte, sheesh the service is slow in here!

And I'm on the table with nymph and the other ladies

Good evening again Serendipity!

One bara brith and a latte coming up on the house!

On the house! Thank you! I'll come here again lol.

Someone's touching my leg..

"

as you were

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Evening Ash, how are you today?.

When you have a moment, could please have a latte with a brandy in it and a yum yum please. "

Good evening Cheeky...I had a lovely day off today

One latte with a brandy in it coming right up and a yum yum....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm still waiting for my bara brith and latte, sheesh the service is slow in here!

And I'm on the table with nymph and the other ladies

Good evening again Serendipity!

One bara brith and a latte coming up on the house!

On the house! Thank you! I'll come here again lol.

Someone's touching my leg..

Opps sorry "

Oh gosh, what a sandwich!

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By *eplicant JoWoman
over a year ago

Sussex countryside


"I am still waiting for my black coffee and chocolate finger and I'm still sat next to to nymph and Jo!

"

Hello

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By *eplicant JoWoman
over a year ago

Sussex countryside


"Carrot cake and a coffee please "

Good Evening

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London

Lots of leg touching going on in the coffee bar this evening

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London

I'm going to have to depart shortly if anyone would like to take over behind the coffee bar...

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By *eplicant JoWoman
over a year ago

Sussex countryside


"Lots of leg touching going on in the coffee bar this evening"

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By *nsatiable_nymphWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south


"I'm going to have to depart shortly if anyone would like to take over behind the coffee bar..."

I had the kettle on for the morning rush, so I'm just here to play footsie

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By *eplicant JoWoman
over a year ago

Sussex countryside


"I'm going to have to depart shortly if anyone would like to take over behind the coffee bar..."

We can self service

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By *andyladMan
over a year ago

Hereorthere


"Carrot cake and a coffee please

Good Evening "

Good evening. How the devil?

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By *eplicant JoWoman
over a year ago

Sussex countryside


"Carrot cake and a coffee please

Good Evening

Good evening. How the devil? "

Good thanks, have you had a good day?

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By *andyladMan
over a year ago

Hereorthere


"Carrot cake and a coffee please

Good Evening

Good evening. How the devil?

Good thanks, have you had a good day? "

Yeah returned home and finally have signal to get on and return/give some veris

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By *eplicant JoWoman
over a year ago

Sussex countryside


"Carrot cake and a coffee please

Good Evening

Good evening. How the devil?

Good thanks, have you had a good day?

Yeah returned home and finally have signal to get on and return/give some veris"

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By *andyladMan
over a year ago

Hereorthere


"Carrot cake and a coffee please

Good Evening

Good evening. How the devil?

Good thanks, have you had a good day?

Yeah returned home and finally have signal to get on and return/give some veris

"

You had a good day??

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By *eplicant JoWoman
over a year ago

Sussex countryside

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By *eplicant JoWoman
over a year ago

Sussex countryside


"Carrot cake and a coffee please

Good Evening

Good evening. How the devil?

Good thanks, have you had a good day?

Yeah returned home and finally have signal to get on and return/give some veris

You had a good day?? "

Yes thanks, apart from a bruise from blood tests, it has been good.

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By *eplicant JoWoman
over a year ago

Sussex countryside

Who needs a refill?

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By *nsatiable_nymphWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south


"Who needs a refill? "

Now there's a silly question

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By *andyladMan
over a year ago

Hereorthere


"Carrot cake and a coffee please

Good Evening

Good evening. How the devil?

Good thanks, have you had a good day?

Yeah returned home and finally have signal to get on and return/give some veris

You had a good day??

Yes thanks, apart from a bruise from blood tests, it has been good."

Not so bad then.

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By *eplicant JoWoman
over a year ago

Sussex countryside


"Who needs a refill?

Now there's a silly question "

more coffee coming up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do they serve tea here !!!

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By *eplicant JoWoman
over a year ago

Sussex countryside


"Do they serve tea here !!!"

They do! Ash has popped off but there is a fresh pot on the counter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do they serve tea here !!!

They do! Ash has popped off but there is a fresh pot on the counter "

Oh good, i will help myself then x

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By *HaRiFMan
over a year ago

Beyond the shadows.


"Lots of leg touching going on in the coffee bar this evening"

I'm telling the view from under this table is amazing, shhhh

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By *nsatiable_nymphWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south


"Lots of leg touching going on in the coffee bar this evening

I'm telling the view from under this table is amazing, shhhh "

I know, budge up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lots of leg touching going on in the coffee bar this evening

I'm telling the view from under this table is amazing, shhhh

I know, budge up "

Room for a little one? X

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Is this still open for cake? X

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Is this still open for cake? X"

We sure are!..What kind of cake would you like Miss Choosy?...

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Black forest gateau or cheesecake please x

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Black forest gateau or cheesecake please x"

One Black forest gateau coming right up x

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London

Good afternoon everyone...

The coffee bar is now open serving hot drinks and cakes...

We also have some tables and chairs outside today to enjoy the lovely weather and do a bit of people watching!....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well we have the doughnuts and danishes...

Danish x

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

No bloody plates though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No bloody plates though "

It’s ok pp my rack acts as a perfect plate

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Well we have the doughnuts and danishes...

Danish x"

Good afternoon....

Doughnuts and Danishes coming right up...

would you like any hot drinks?...x

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"No bloody plates though

It’s ok pp my rack acts as a perfect plate "

You can have one if you'd like one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well we have the doughnuts and danishes...

Danish x

Good afternoon....

Doughnuts and Danishes coming right up...

would you like any hot drinks?...x"

Salted caramel latte please!

Danish x

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"No bloody plates though

It’s ok pp my rack acts as a perfect plate "

That will save on washing up the dishes!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No bloody plates though

It’s ok pp my rack acts as a perfect plate

That will save on washing up the dishes! "

I’ll just sit here while you boys munch on your cakes...who wants to be the one to clear the mess up? I’ll have to take my bra off though for the purpose

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Well we have the doughnuts and danishes...

Danish x

Good afternoon....

Doughnuts and Danishes coming right up...

would you like any hot drinks?...x

Salted caramel latte please!

Danish x"

One salted Caramel latte coming right up...

Would you like a table inside or outside today?...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well we have the doughnuts and danishes...

Danish x

Good afternoon....

Doughnuts and Danishes coming right up...

would you like any hot drinks?...x

Salted caramel latte please!

Danish x

One salted Caramel latte coming right up...

Would you like a table inside or outside today?... "

Oooooo outside I think, some of the crumbs can feed the birds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mocha and a slice of chocolate fudge would be lovely with a side of awkward eye contact

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"No bloody plates though

It’s ok pp my rack acts as a perfect plate

That will save on washing up the dishes!

I’ll just sit here while you boys munch on your cakes...who wants to be the one to clear the mess up? I’ll have to take my bra off though for the purpose "

That's very kind of you..will try not to drop any jam from the doughnuts!...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No bloody plates though

It’s ok pp my rack acts as a perfect plate

That will save on washing up the dishes!

I’ll just sit here while you boys munch on your cakes...who wants to be the one to clear the mess up? I’ll have to take my bra off though for the purpose

That's very kind of you..will try not to drop any jam from the doughnuts!..."

That’s a shame, I don’t get to feel a tongue on my boobs

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Mocha and a slice of chocolate fudge would be lovely with a side of awkward eye contact "

Good afternoon lowkey...

One Mocha and a slice of chocolate fudge cake coming right up...

would you like to join us outside although we do have a top less lady at the moment!

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"No bloody plates though

It’s ok pp my rack acts as a perfect plate

That will save on washing up the dishes!

I’ll just sit here while you boys munch on your cakes...who wants to be the one to clear the mess up? I’ll have to take my bra off though for the purpose

That's very kind of you..will try not to drop any jam from the doughnuts!...

That’s a shame, I don’t get to feel a tongue on my boobs "

PP is quite a messy cake eater so I'm sure there will be jam every where!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I have a strawberry and cream iced cooler please xx

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Can I have a strawberry and cream iced cooler please xx"

Good Afternoon Kat...

One strawberry and cream iced cooler coming right up x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I have a strawberry and cream iced cooler please xx

Good Afternoon Kat...

One strawberry and cream iced cooler coming right up x

"

Thanks ash x

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London

Any more coffee and cake orders this afternoon?...

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

Afternoon Ash and all Just had coffee and large slice of chocolate cake, but would like another coffee pleas

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Can I have a strawberry and cream iced cooler please xx

Good Afternoon Kat...

One strawberry and cream iced cooler coming right up x

Thanks ash x"

you're welcome anytime lovely x

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Afternoon Ash and all Just had coffee and large slice of chocolate cake, but would like another coffee pleas "

Good afternoon Samiss...

Another coffee coming right up....

Shall we sit outside in the sun and do some people watching?...

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Afternoon Ash and all Just had coffee and large slice of chocolate cake, but would like another coffee pleas

Good afternoon Samiss...

Another coffee coming right up....

Shall we sit outside in the sun and do some people watching?... "

Yes, let's. I love people watching

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By *ames_dieselMan
over a year ago

London

Yaks milk latte, with a sprinkle of cinnamon. Oh and a sea and kale gluten, dairy free slice please...

How much?! 19 fucking quid!?!

Black coffee and a muffin then, cheers!

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Afternoon Ash and all Just had coffee and large slice of chocolate cake, but would like another coffee pleas

Good afternoon Samiss...

Another coffee coming right up....

Shall we sit outside in the sun and do some people watching?...

Yes, let's. I love people watching "

Some very interesting people out and about today!...

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Yaks milk latte, with a sprinkle of cinnamon. Oh and a sea and kale gluten, dairy free slice please...

How much?! 19 fucking quid!?!

Black coffee and a muffin then, cheers! "

Good afternoon James....

One Black coffee and a muffin coming right up!

Much cheaper than your first order!...

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Afternoon Ash and all Just had coffee and large slice of chocolate cake, but would like another coffee pleas

Good afternoon Samiss...

Another coffee coming right up....

Shall we sit outside in the sun and do some people watching?...

Yes, let's. I love people watching

Some very interesting people out and about today!... "

Yes, have you seen what some of them are wearing though?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yaks milk latte, with a sprinkle of cinnamon. Oh and a sea and kale gluten, dairy free slice please...

How much?! 19 fucking quid!?!

Black coffee and a muffin then, cheers! "

Whaaaat I got mine for free. Maybe it was the offer of a free plate

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By *ames_dieselMan
over a year ago

London


"Yaks milk latte, with a sprinkle of cinnamon. Oh and a sea and kale gluten, dairy free slice please...

How much?! 19 fucking quid!?!

Black coffee and a muffin then, cheers!

Whaaaat I got mine for free. Maybe it was the offer of a free plate "

Now you tell me!

Must’ve been some plate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yaks milk latte, with a sprinkle of cinnamon. Oh and a sea and kale gluten, dairy free slice please...

How much?! 19 fucking quid!?!

Black coffee and a muffin then, cheers!

Whaaaat I got mine for free. Maybe it was the offer of a free plate

Now you tell me!

Must’ve been some plate "

My boobs are quite large, there is a massive surface area

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By *palWoman
over a year ago

The Bermuda Triangle in Suffolk

Afternoon Ash I have a cuppa but fancy something to go with it...any suggestions?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ohhh fancy a bit of coffee and walnut cake with a nice cappuccino if you have any ash?

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By *palWoman
over a year ago

The Bermuda Triangle in Suffolk

Looks like Ash has left so I shall just help myself to that piece of chocolate cake that has my name on it

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Afternoon Ash I have a cuppa but fancy something to go with it...any suggestions?"

Good afternoon Opal...

One Cup of tea coming right up...

Would you like a slice of Lemon Drizzle cake to go with it?

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Ohhh fancy a bit of coffee and walnut cake with a nice cappuccino if you have any ash? "

Good afternoon tempted...

One coffee and a walnut cake with a nice cappuccino coming right up...

Would you like to sit outside today?...

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By *palWoman
over a year ago

The Bermuda Triangle in Suffolk


"Afternoon Ash I have a cuppa but fancy something to go with it...any suggestions?

Good afternoon Opal...

One Cup of tea coming right up...

Would you like a slice of Lemon Drizzle cake to go with it?"

am enjoying this chocolate cake thanks Ash but a large earl grey would go down well please.

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Looks like Ash has left so I shall just help myself to that piece of chocolate cake that has my name on it "

I had an emergency and had to leave for a few minutes!

Hope you enjoy that piece of chocolate cake!..

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Afternoon Ash I have a cuppa but fancy something to go with it...any suggestions?

Good afternoon Opal...

One Cup of tea coming right up...

Would you like a slice of Lemon Drizzle cake to go with it?am enjoying this chocolate cake thanks Ash but a large earl grey would go down well please. "

One large cup of earl grey tea to go with your chocolate cake coming right up...Fancy siting outside in the sunshine?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Afternoon Ash, hello all

I’d love a cup of lemon tea and someone mentioned “lemon drizzle cake”. I could just eat an extremely large slice of that

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By *palWoman
over a year ago

The Bermuda Triangle in Suffolk


"Looks like Ash has left so I shall just help myself to that piece of chocolate cake that has my name on it

I had an emergency and had to leave for a few minutes!

Hope you enjoy that piece of chocolate cake!.. "

oh dear hope it wasn't serious.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Afternoon Ash, hello all

I’d love a cup of lemon tea and someone mentioned “lemon drizzle cake”. I could just eat an extremely large slice of that "

I think it’s serve yourself now so go ahead and take the lot..I didn’t see a thing

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Afternoon Ash, hello all

I’d love a cup of lemon tea and someone mentioned “lemon drizzle cake”. I could just eat an extremely large slice of that "

Good afternoon Cheeky....

One cup of lemon tea and an extremely large slice of lemon drizzle cake coming right up...

I'll help you finish the cake if you can't eat it all..

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By *palWoman
over a year ago

The Bermuda Triangle in Suffolk


"Afternoon Ash I have a cuppa but fancy something to go with it...any suggestions?

Good afternoon Opal...

One Cup of tea coming right up...

Would you like a slice of Lemon Drizzle cake to go with it?am enjoying this chocolate cake thanks Ash but a large earl grey would go down well please.

One large cup of earl grey tea to go with your chocolate cake coming right up...Fancy siting outside in the sunshine?"

Yes I will but my boobs won't be out...

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Looks like Ash has left so I shall just help myself to that piece of chocolate cake that has my name on it

I had an emergency and had to leave for a few minutes!

Hope you enjoy that piece of chocolate cake!.. oh dear hope it wasn't serious. "

I feel much better now thanks!

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Afternoon Ash, hello all

I’d love a cup of lemon tea and someone mentioned “lemon drizzle cake”. I could just eat an extremely large slice of that

I think it’s serve yourself now so go ahead and take the lot..I didn’t see a thing "

I'm still here but only for a little while longer!

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Afternoon Ash I have a cuppa but fancy something to go with it...any suggestions?

Good afternoon Opal...

One Cup of tea coming right up...

Would you like a slice of Lemon Drizzle cake to go with it?am enjoying this chocolate cake thanks Ash but a large earl grey would go down well please.

One large cup of earl grey tea to go with your chocolate cake coming right up...Fancy siting outside in the sunshine? Yes I will but my boobs won't be out..."

I will just have to leave it to my imagination then!...

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London

calling last orders as have to close up soon...

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London

I thought i better open the coffee bar as we have been closed for one week!

Would anyone like a hot drink and a cake?...

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By *eplicant JoWoman
over a year ago

Sussex countryside


"I thought i better open the coffee bar as we have been closed for one week!

Would anyone like a hot drink and a cake?... "

Good afternoon Ash x a cuppa would be lovely

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"I thought i better open the coffee bar as we have been closed for one week!

Would anyone like a hot drink and a cake?...

Good afternoon Ash x a cuppa would be lovely "

Good afternoon lovely Jo....One cup of tea with soya milk coming right up....

As its for you its on the house...

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By *eplicant JoWoman
over a year ago

Sussex countryside


"I thought i better open the coffee bar as we have been closed for one week!

Would anyone like a hot drink and a cake?...

Good afternoon Ash x a cuppa would be lovely

Good afternoon lovely Jo....One cup of tea with soya milk coming right up....

As its for you its on the house..."

thank you

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"I thought i better open the coffee bar as we have been closed for one week!

Would anyone like a hot drink and a cake?...

Good afternoon Ash x a cuppa would be lovely

Good afternoon lovely Jo....One cup of tea with soya milk coming right up....

As its for you its on the house...

thank you "

you're very welcome any time ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I have a caramel latte in a sippy cup as in the car xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Please xx

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Can I have a caramel latte in a sippy cup as in the car xx"

One caramel latte in a sippy cup coming right...Take care as its hot!....x

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By *lorious hole bs16Man
over a year ago

Bristol

skinny wet latte please with a slice of blackcurrant/earl grey cake..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

is the cream in that eclair fresh?

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"skinny wet latte please with a slice of blackcurrant/earl grey cake.."

Good afternoon glory....

One skinny wet latte and a slice of blackcurrant cake coming right up...

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"is the cream in that eclair fresh?"

Good afternoon Daws....

It sure its!...my eclairs always have fresh cream....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I have a caramel latte in a sippy cup as in the car xx

One caramel latte in a sippy cup coming right...Take care as its hot!....x "

Why thank you waiter that's not all that's hot xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

then I will take 2 and a hot chocolate to go please.

When I eat these....I need to be alone!

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Can I have a caramel latte in a sippy cup as in the car xx

One caramel latte in a sippy cup coming right...Take care as its hot!....x

Why thank you waiter that's not all that's hot xx"

You're very welcome to call me Hot Ash any time! x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I have a caramel latte in a sippy cup as in the car xx

One caramel latte in a sippy cup coming right...Take care as its hot!....x

Why thank you waiter that's not all that's hot xx

You're very welcome to call me Hot Ash any time! x "

xx

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"then I will take 2 and a hot chocolate to go please.

When I eat these....I need to be alone!"

One hot chocolate and 2 fresh cream eclairs coming right up...

I hope you enjoy eating them alone!

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London

Afternoon all...

were open for lunch if anybody would like a hot drink or cake on this wet and windy day...

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By *LIRTWITHUSCouple
over a year ago

Chester

Meeee

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

Afternoon Ash Strong coffee and a jam doughnut please

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Meeee "

Good afternoon fipeter...would do you fancy today?...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi I fancy toast with a runny poached egg on smoked salmon and oooooo ooooodles of mocha please

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Afternoon Ash Strong coffee and a jam doughnut please "

Afternoon Samiss...One strong coffee and a Jam doughnut coming right up...

Hope your fingers wont get too sticky...

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Hi I fancy toast with a runny poached egg on smoked salmon and oooooo ooooodles of mocha please "

Afternoon Mark...

Poached eggs on toast with salmon and a very large Mocha coming right up...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi I fancy toast with a runny poached egg on smoked salmon and oooooo ooooodles of mocha please

Afternoon Mark...

Poached eggs on toast with salmon and a very large Mocha coming right up..."

Morning, can in have the same please. X

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Afternoon Ash Strong coffee and a jam doughnut please

Afternoon Samiss...One strong coffee and a Jam doughnut coming right up...

Hope your fingers wont get too sticky..."

Haha! I'll lick them

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Hi I fancy toast with a runny poached egg on smoked salmon and oooooo ooooodles of mocha please

Afternoon Mark...

Poached eggs on toast with salmon and a very large Mocha coming right up...

Morning, can in have the same please. X"

Hello Lornax

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Afternoon Ash, can I have a latte and a slice of Madeira cake please x

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Hi I fancy toast with a runny poached egg on smoked salmon and oooooo ooooodles of mocha please

Afternoon Mark...

Poached eggs on toast with salmon and a very large Mocha coming right up...

Morning, can in have the same please. X"

The same order coming right up for you my love x

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Afternoon Ash Strong coffee and a jam doughnut please

Afternoon Samiss...One strong coffee and a Jam doughnut coming right up...

Hope your fingers wont get too sticky...

Haha! I'll lick them "

Can you wait until I have finished poaching these eggs!...

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Afternoon Ash, can I have a latte and a slice of Madeira cake please x "

Good afternoon lovely Angie....

One latte and a slice of Madeira cake coming right up...x

I hope its not too wet and windy where you are...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi I fancy toast with a runny poached egg on smoked salmon and oooooo ooooodles of mocha please

Afternoon Mark...

Poached eggs on toast with salmon and a very large Mocha coming right up...

Morning, can in have the same please. X

Hello Lornax"

Hello lovely. X

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Hi I fancy toast with a runny poached egg on smoked salmon and oooooo ooooodles of mocha please

Afternoon Mark...

Poached eggs on toast with salmon and a very large Mocha coming right up...

Morning, can in have the same please. X

Hello Lornax

Hello lovely. X"

Is it wet and windy where you are?

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By *LIRTWITHUSCouple
over a year ago

Chester


"Meeee

Good afternoon fipeter...would do you fancy today?..."

What can you tempt me with

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I have a cappucino with a ton of chocolate sprinkled on top please?

My back pain is agony and need a comfort drink.

Thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Afternoon Ash, can I have a latte and a slice of Madeira cake please x

Good afternoon lovely Angie....

One latte and a slice of Madeira cake coming right up...x

I hope its not too wet and windy where you are..."

It’s awful, had to change my plans for the day. Would have been like a drowned rat if I’d gone out x

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Meeee

Good afternoon fipeter...would do you fancy today?...

What can you tempt me with "

Could i tempt you with a nice hot chocolate and a fresh cream eclair if you dont mind getting sticky fingers?

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Can I have a cappucino with a ton of chocolate sprinkled on top please?

My back pain is agony and need a comfort drink.

Thanks "

Afternoon Jack

One Cappucino with lots of chocolate sprinkled on top coming right up and a couple of Ibuprofen tablets for your back pain....

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Afternoon Ash, can I have a latte and a slice of Madeira cake please x

Good afternoon lovely Angie....

One latte and a slice of Madeira cake coming right up...x

I hope its not too wet and windy where you are...

It’s awful, had to change my plans for the day. Would have been like a drowned rat if I’d gone out x "

Thats a shame...I managed to get out before the weather turned nasty....

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By *LIRTWITHUSCouple
over a year ago

Chester


"Meeee

Good afternoon fipeter...would do you fancy today?...

What can you tempt me with

Could i tempt you with a nice hot chocolate and a fresh cream eclair if you dont mind getting sticky fingers?"

Tempted

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Meeee

Good afternoon fipeter...would do you fancy today?...

What can you tempt me with

Could i tempt you with a nice hot chocolate and a fresh cream eclair if you dont mind getting sticky fingers?

Tempted "

I will leave a couple of tempting cream slices on the bar for you...

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By *LIRTWITHUSCouple
over a year ago

Chester


"Meeee

Good afternoon fipeter...would do you fancy today?...

What can you tempt me with

Could i tempt you with a nice hot chocolate and a fresh cream eclair if you dont mind getting sticky fingers?

Tempted

I will leave a couple of tempting cream slices on the bar for you..."

Look forward to getting sticky

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Meeee

Good afternoon fipeter...would do you fancy today?...

What can you tempt me with

Could i tempt you with a nice hot chocolate and a fresh cream eclair if you dont mind getting sticky fingers?

Tempted

I will leave a couple of tempting cream slices on the bar for you...

Look forward to getting sticky "

I hope you enjoyed the experience and will come back again...

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By *LIRTWITHUSCouple
over a year ago

Chester


"Meeee

Good afternoon fipeter...would do you fancy today?...

What can you tempt me with

Could i tempt you with a nice hot chocolate and a fresh cream eclair if you dont mind getting sticky fingers?

Tempted

I will leave a couple of tempting cream slices on the bar for you...

Look forward to getting sticky

I hope you enjoyed the experience and will come back again... "

Was yummy deffo cumming again

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