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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

Were you always picked last?

Do you always get overlooked?

Perennially left on the shelf?

Eternally butt hurt at not getting replied to in the forums?

Share your tales of woe here. I can't guarantee sympathy but there might be some vague fawning if you're female

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Were you always picked last?

Do you always get overlooked?

Perennially left on the shelf?

Eternally butt hurt at not getting replied to in the forums?

Share your tales of woe here. I can't guarantee sympathy but there might be some vague fawning if you're female"

I'm too thick to feel.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Were you always picked last?

Do you always get overlooked?

Perennially left on the shelf?

Eternally butt hurt at not getting replied to in the forums?

Share your tales of woe here. I can't guarantee sympathy but there might be some vague fawning if you're female"

*shudders at the dreaded memories of the school playground* Thanks OP!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Were you always picked last?

Do you always get overlooked?

Perennially left on the shelf?

Eternally butt hurt at not getting replied to in the forums?

Share your tales of woe here. I can't guarantee sympathy but there might be some vague fawning if you're female

*shudders at the dreaded memories of the school playground* Thanks OP!

And getting picked last in PE !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No i was a god damn sporting super hero im afraid im one of those annoying people whos naturally good at most things

Exept darts tho shit at darts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Were you always picked last?

Do you always get overlooked?

Perennially left on the shelf?

Eternally butt hurt at not getting replied to in the forums?

Share your tales of woe here. I can't guarantee sympathy but there might be some vague fawning if you're female

*shudders at the dreaded memories of the school playground* Thanks OP!

And getting picked last in PE !"

I don't think it happened to me in PE. The playground was definitely brutal though!

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By *dward_TeagueMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton

I was school sports captain so it was me doing the picking! So apologies to anyone who was affected by my insatiable desire to win which prevented me from picking any of the less sporty types

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m still crying OP from the other thread....lol...

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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"I was school sports captain so it was me doing the picking! So apologies to anyone who was affected by my insatiable desire to win which prevented me from picking any of the less sporty types

Get out!

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By *dward_TeagueMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton

"I was school sports captain so it was me doing the picking! So apologies to anyone who was affected by my insatiable desire to win which prevented me from picking any of the less sporty types

Get out! "

I’m laying my soul bear for forgiveness

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was school sports captain so it was me doing the picking! So apologies to anyone who was affected by my insatiable desire to win which prevented me from picking any of the less sporty types

Get out!

I’m laying my soul bear for forgiveness

I forgive you my child....TeaMonkey be nice...

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By *dward_TeagueMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton

"I was school sports captain so it was me doing the picking! So apologies to anyone who was affected by my insatiable desire to win which prevented me from picking any of the less sporty types

Get out!

I’m laying my soul bear for forgiveness

I forgive you my child....TeaMonkey be nice..."

Thank you Cheeky

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I think school sport as I experienced it was actually bad for public health. The only kids given any help or praise were the ones who were going to do it anyway. Everyone else, it was somewhere between yay it's not maths through to torture.

I like discovering how to be the best I can be with my body. The model of "be the best or face derision" creates people who avoid physical activity.

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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"I was school sports captain so it was me doing the picking! So apologies to anyone who was affected by my insatiable desire to win which prevented me from picking any of the less sporty types

Get out!

I’m laying my soul bear for forgiveness

I forgive you my child....TeaMonkey be nice..."

Pfft nice would've been to have got picked...

Actually I was good at sports and played for most school teams, but that's not important right now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At primary school, I was not the last to get picked but way down the pecking order on the sports field due to having to deal with orthopaedic issues as a child. As time went on I got stronger, fitter and better at sport so things improved. However my strong moral upbringing often led me into difficult choices if I wanted to be included in things. Sometime I betrayed my ingested values at the expense of guilt and other times I followed this values and got excluded. It was a bit of a tightrope that I never walked well. I’m never going to be popular, and don’t wish to be. I do ‘my thing’ and if I find a few others that like ‘my thing’ and I like theirs, then that’s cool

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was school sports captain so it was me doing the picking! So apologies to anyone who was affected by my insatiable desire to win which prevented me from picking any of the less sporty types

Get out!

I’m laying my soul bear for forgiveness

I forgive you my child....TeaMonkey be nice...

Pfft nice would've been to have got picked...

Actually I was good at sports and played for most school teams, but that's not important right now

I pick you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was school sports captain so it was me doing the picking! So apologies to anyone who was affected by my insatiable desire to win which prevented me from picking any of the less sporty types

Get out!

I’m laying my soul bear for forgiveness

I forgive you my child....TeaMonkey be nice...

Thank you Cheeky "

Your very welcome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wasn't built for sports so was more than happy being the other end of the queue.

I rather like being a little odd.. I'm my own little team and enjoy the company of others that are similar

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By *dward_TeagueMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton

"I wasn't built for sports so was more than happy being the other end of the queue.

I rather like being a little odd.. I'm my own little team and enjoy the company of others that are similar

Go Saffron!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Having all the grace and co-ordination of Bambi on Ice, sports was never my bag.

Given that the majority of my peers from school haven't moved more than 10 miles from a failed Northern Industrial town, I'm glad I spent the time reading instead of kicking a football round.

In a way they motivated me to do better for myself.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Oh I'm always overlooked. All the forum hotties never notice me or want me. I just want a forum hottie to send me videos/audios of them wanking and maybe we can have sex every now again.

I might as well hide my profile as I'm so invisible.

I don't want fawning though. I'll just sit in a corner crying a bit and being lonely.

(We didn't ever get to pick teams. Maybe it's an old generation thing)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was quite the loner, certainly in primary school. Did have one close friend towards the end of secondary education. She is still my gal all these years later

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was always picked last, up until about 15 as I was really over weight, I lost all my puppy fat over the summer and guess what? All the cool kids wanted to be my friend, thankfully I saw through it.

Geeky x

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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"Oh I'm always overlooked. All the forum hotties never notice me or want me. I just want a forum hottie to send me videos/audios of them wanking and maybe we can have sex every now again.

I might as well hide my profile as I'm so invisible.

I don't want fawning though. I'll just sit in a corner crying a bit and being lonely.

(We didn't ever get to pick teams. Maybe it's an old generation thing)"

I'm fairly certain that I saw your name mentioned by a few forum hotties...

Maybe you could teach a thing or two to others...

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

I was painfully shy and quiet at school. Used to be the last, or almost last, to be picked for PE. Wasn't a fan of PE. I liked javelin and high jump, the non team stuff x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes but I preferred it that way. Still do.

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

As an army brat, I went to numerous schools, fortunately I was popular at all of them and played many sports and athletics

Apologies!

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

At secondary school I ran for Devon in the 100m, 400m, 800m and last runner in the relay race. There was only one boy in my year that could beat me. Played centre position in the netball and hockey teams.

Loved sports at school great memoirs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh ugh the PE thing. When they would say your name with a massive sigh and eye roll when made to pick from the leftovers. And I was pretty damn good at sports too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was in my schools athletics team. Back then we were considered one of the best in South Wales and extremely competative. We were even invited to compete against Millfield, which was an amazing experience.... even though they kicked our arses

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Eternally butt hurt at not getting replied to in the forums?"

Nobody ever replies to me but to be honest the day they do is the day I delete my account because that means I'll have become too much like the rest of you.

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By *eplicant JoWoman
over a year ago

Sussex countryside

"Were you always picked last?

Do you always get overlooked?

Perennially left on the shelf?

Eternally butt hurt at not getting replied to in the forums?

Share your tales of woe here. I can't guarantee sympathy but there might be some vague fawning if you're female"

I was always picked last at school

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By *irthandgirthMan
over a year ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

At school, yes.

I was always the outsider (never stayed anywhere too long)

I was always quiet

I was always skinny

Always the smartest kid in the room by a long shot.

Things have changed a bit..

Now I'm like the Peter Pan of that group, all the other guys got fat, bald and old (or a combination of all 3)..

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

What 'bout you Op?

Butt hurt?

Never picked (I'd say picked last but that's generous)? Left on the shelf?

Are you left on the shelf Op?

Are you? *Repeat ad infinitum*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Were you always picked last?

Do you always get overlooked?

Perennially left on the shelf?

Eternally butt hurt at not getting replied to in the forums?

Share your tales of woe here. I can't guarantee sympathy but there might be some vague fawning if you're female

*shudders at the dreaded memories of the school playground* Thanks OP!

And getting picked last in PE !

I don't think it happened to me in PE. The playground was definitely brutal though! "

Can relate to this, never last picked in PE was very sporty and played in netball hockey and rounders team but the non sporty girls didn’t like me because of this!

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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"Eternally butt hurt at not getting replied to in the forums?

Nobody ever replies to me but to be honest the day they do is the day I delete my account because that means I'll have become too much like the rest of you."

You asked for this!

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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"What 'bout you Op?

Butt hurt?

Never picked (I'd say picked last but that's generous)? Left on the shelf?

Are you left on the shelf Op?

Are you? *Repeat ad infinitum*"

None of the above... Well my bum does hurt but that's because my glute doesn't engage properly when I run and I've not been doing my exercises...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Eternally butt hurt at not getting replied to in the forums?

Nobody ever replies to me but to be honest the day they do is the day I delete my account because that means I'll have become too much like the rest of you."

Sounds like a gauntlet has been thrown.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always got picked last in PE - teachers never used to help either if you were a try hard and good at whatever shit they were peddling that week then they'd fawn all over you. On the other hand, if you were a me not only were you picked last but you were often told to spend your lesson tidying the PE store room.. I wasn't popular when I told the head of PE where to shove her lessons and why. Was threatened with the school Bobby - til I pointed out I was in school, at the place I was supposed to be at just refusing to play as they had no clue how to remedy such treatment of pupils. I was 11 then and didn't do PE much during secondary school. Can still picture the bitch now over 30 years on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was always the picker or picked first. I excelled at all sports and almost realised my dream to play for England. I have a box full of newspaper clips about my sporting achievements. I'm still competitive, but body is buggered with too much exercise.

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By *iger4uWoman
over a year ago

In my happy place

No it's never too late for anything.

Live a full life. Don't measure your life against others.

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