FabSwingers.com forum: Anal bleaching on the NHS

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Do you think people should be allowed to get this done, or should they have to pay for it themselves?

I’m undecided, cause if it makes them happy, then everyone benefits. Thoughts ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dunno what it is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's cosmetic. All cosmetic surgery unless it's a deformaty should be chargeable

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By *oodnitegirlWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

Gonna go ask my boss if she will send me on the course...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It's cosmetic. All cosmetic surgery unless it's a deformaty should be chargeable "

So hair removal for trans people should be chargeable ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I don’t think you can put a price on a pretty asshole, so I think it’s worth it. Everyone benefits.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Gonna go ask my boss if she will send me on the course...

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By *wisted999Man
over a year ago

North Bucks

"I don’t think you can put a price on a pretty asshole, so I think it’s worth it. Everyone benefits. "

With you on that one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's cosmetic. All cosmetic surgery unless it's a deformaty should be chargeable "

Exactly this x

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

What's wrong with a bottle of Brobat and a scrubbing brush? Honestly, people today need everything done for them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don’t think you can put a price on a pretty asshole, so I think it’s worth it. Everyone benefits. "

So everyone gets to fuck bleached arseholes?

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

Iv never heard of anyone suffering from depression from not having a bleached butt......they want it they pay for it

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

sheffield

I think it should be available. For those of us who take great pride in the anal area it’s not an easy job and needs proper care and attention by experienced 30 something nurses or suitably qualified professionals

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Iv never heard of anyone suffering from depression from not having a bleached butt......they want it they pay for it

No, but it effects the people who have to view it from behind, a good vista will brighten the dullest of days.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I don’t think you can put a price on a pretty asshole, so I think it’s worth it. Everyone benefits.

So everyone gets to fuck bleached arseholes?

I think that should be in the small print.

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

"Iv never heard of anyone suffering from depression from not having a bleached butt......they want it they pay for it

No, but it effects the people who have to view it from behind, a good vista will brighten the dullest of days. "

Well if it's affecting "them" then they can pay for it...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sure.... I'm confident that our 1940s health system operating in the 21st century will find a way to support this mentally debilitating condition

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Good input

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sure.... I'm confident that our 1940s health system operating in the 21st century will find a way to support this mentally debilitating condition

Clement Attlee Would be so proud.

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

Chuck's a bottle of domestos at OP , here take tht round with you...

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By *eorge n DragonCouple
over a year ago

Cheshire

Never thought of this. Going to go ask boss if can get it done and claim it back as a medical expense.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thinking with a wire brush to cause some stinging sensation and a filtered mirror to make unbleached arseholes look pale, this could be a good con business to get into

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By *inkyChrissy99TV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

"Do you think people should be allowed to get this done, or should they have to pay for it themselves?

I’m undecided, cause if it makes them happy, then everyone benefits. Thoughts ?"

Its cosmetic and not something that is needed to improve mental or physical health...... It would have to be pretty damm bad to have deeper impact! You know like if satin himself forced you to not wipe your ass all your life... Then its worth considering as an exception!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sure.... I'm confident that our 1940s health system operating in the 21st century will find a way to support this mentally debilitating condition

Clement Attlee Would be so proud."

Bevan too I'm sure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sure.... I'm confident that our 1940s health system operating in the 21st century will find a way to support this mentally debilitating condition

I'm going to do the decent thing and die as soon as I can't take care of myself.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's cosmetic. All cosmetic surgery unless it's a deformaty should be chargeable

So hair removal for trans people should be chargeable ?"

In my opinion yes. However people may think I'm wrong in saying that. I don't like to shout about it but I have PCOS it can make you grow hair where you don't want to as a woman. I don't get my treatment paid for. I have to constantly wax, pluck etc and I'm saving up for a course of laser treatments. As a woman born as a woman why should I have to pay and a TS not have to?

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By *wisted999Man
over a year ago

North Bucks

"It's cosmetic. All cosmetic surgery unless it's a deformaty should be chargeable

So hair removal for trans people should be chargeable ?

Either fund both or not at all would sound fairer.

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

"It's cosmetic. All cosmetic surgery unless it's a deformaty should be chargeable

So hair removal for trans people should be chargeable ?

Either fund both or not at all would sound fairer. "

My tax is not paying for bleaching arses...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's cosmetic. All cosmetic surgery unless it's a deformaty should be chargeable

So hair removal for trans people should be chargeable ?

Same here

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By *wisted999Man
over a year ago

North Bucks

"It's cosmetic. All cosmetic surgery unless it's a deformaty should be chargeable

So hair removal for trans people should be chargeable ?

Either fund both or not at all would sound fairer.

My tax is not paying for bleaching arses...

I meant in the case of PCOS not hairy hoops

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By *ade and VanessaCouple
over a year ago

Central Scotland

"Sure.... I'm confident that our 1940s health system operating in the 21st century will find a way to support this mentally debilitating condition

Pmsl - mainly because I need an operation but can't get it because people are using NHS funds to have their anus be a pretty pink colour

V x

Nb sarcasm people

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By *rHornyGentMan
over a year ago

South East London

"It's cosmetic. All cosmetic surgery unless it's a deformaty should be chargeable

So hair removal for trans people should be chargeable ?

Either fund both or not at all would sound fairer.

My tax is not paying for bleaching arses...

It pays for a lot more worse things than anal bleaching.

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By *oodnitegirlWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

"It's cosmetic. All cosmetic surgery unless it's a deformaty should be chargeable

So hair removal for trans people should be chargeable ?

I’m prob gonna get shit for this but I had a friend that was mtf and had LOTS of work done on the NHS facial feminisation, liposuction, etc etc etc. Fine. Then one day she went on Facebook bragging about ‘can’t wait for my 34G nhs titties’ and started arguing with people in the comments who felt her attitude was bad. As much as I had supported her, I deleted her. She had gotten very selfish with it all and even to the point of ‘deserving’.

I know it’s not the same thing at all but greed and self-entitlement is one thing I cannot stand.

You’re right. If it should be available it should be available to all

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

"It's cosmetic. All cosmetic surgery unless it's a deformaty should be chargeable

So hair removal for trans people should be chargeable ?

Either fund both or not at all would sound fairer.

My tax is not paying for bleaching arses...

I meant in the case of PCOS not hairy hoops "

Can't fund both as if their in the same category...so far apart their on different planets...

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By *organ and rob zombieCouple
over a year ago

bradford

Just a thought, perhaps some foundation would be an option for a short term solution??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have to pay to change my ring tone why shouldn't they?

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By *unkym34Man
over a year ago

London

"Do you think people should be allowed to get this done, or should they have to pay for it themselves?

I’m undecided, cause if it makes them happy, then everyone benefits. Thoughts ?"
I’m not sure Everyone benifits from the analy bleached being happy. Next we will say we need to give everyone nice shoes cause it makes them happy. Eating a Big Mac makes me happy but the NHS ain’t going to give me one of them if I can’t afford it. Getting a lovely long slow blow job makes me happy but I’m certain I won’t get that on the NHS either.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Do you think people should be allowed to get this done, or should they have to pay for it themselves?

I’m undecided, cause if it makes them happy, then everyone benefits. Thoughts ?"

On the WHOLE, money should be RING fenced by the NHS to provide bleaching for any ASS that wants it done. No BUM should comment cos that is BACKDOOR shaming.

No one should have to go through life with a natural arsehole colour. Jesus that's like expecting people to have thin lips and moveable eybrows.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

" I have to pay to change my ring tone why shouldn't they?

'ring tone' arrrrrf arrrrrf.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do you think people should be allowed to get this done, or should they have to pay for it themselves?

I’m undecided, cause if it makes them happy, then everyone benefits. Thoughts ?

On the WHOLE, money should be RING fenced by the NHS to provide bleaching for any ASS that wants it done. No BUM should comment cos that is BACKDOOR shaming.

No one should have to go through life with a natural arsehole colour. Jesus that's like expecting people to have thin lips and moveable eybrows. "

We are not talking the whole ass, just the asshole.

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By *lorious hole bs16Man
over a year ago

Bristol

I dont know how true and widespread this practice and other cosmetic things are but it doesnt seem right when people are struggling just to get a Drs appointment..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Personally i like the darker colour around the asshole

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Personally i like the darker colour around the asshole

Trust you to be difficult...

Anyway it's like them wimmins what wax their eyebrows then put them back on with a pencil, once the arsehole is bleached make up can make it any colour...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anal bleaching sounds a bit industrial changing your ringtone would be a better description.

now, where did i put my coat...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No they should it's ridiculous and a waste of nhs resources.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don’t think you can put a price on a pretty asshole, so I think it’s worth it. Everyone benefits. "

Is there such a thing?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well, according to another forum thread, you can pick Bleach up for 40p in Home Bargains

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's possible to do it yourself I've heard. 1cup of porridge oats and a bottle of cillit bang, mix into a paste, apply to the parts and leave overnight....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's possible to do it yourself I've heard. 1cup of porridge oats and a bottle of cillit bang, mix into a paste, apply to the parts and leave overnight.... "

Nice. I've got that Barry Scott bloke shouting in my head now

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By *eeroybrownMan
over a year ago

aldershot

"It's possible to do it yourself I've heard. 1cup of porridge oats and a bottle of cillit bang, mix into a paste, apply to the parts and leave overnight.... "

Don't forget to get a colour chart from B&Q

And don't forget to do your patch test ??

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By *ortland51Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

This thread would tie in nicely with the "69p Bleach" on The Lounge too.

Two birds, an all that.

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By *oodnitegirlWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

Keep trying to bleach my arsehole but he keeps waking up and batting me off and stuff.... nightmare.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can see your dilemma OP it does look rather rusty and I can see why you are trying to get it done but you would be better paying for it yourself rather than trying to get a NHS freebie.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can see your dilemma OP it does look rather rusty and I can see why you are trying to get it done but you would be better paying for it yourself rather than trying to get a NHS freebie. "

Thanks for the sage advice, I’m just waiting for the quotes to come back, when I showed them my arsehole, they whistled like a builder does, when it’s going to be expensive. Yours however looks perfect and I think you’ve got a few more miles on the clock before you need to tidy it up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's possible to do it yourself I've heard. 1cup of porridge oats and a bottle of cillit bang, mix into a paste, apply to the parts and leave overnight....

Nice. I've got that Barry Scott bloke shouting in my head now"
he's an arsehole that could do with a bleaching....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do it at home miles cheaper and it still gives amazing results

Do the nhs acturally do it for free

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's cosmetic. All cosmetic surgery unless it's a deformaty should be chargeable

So hair removal for trans people should be chargeable ?

Either fund both or not at all would sound fairer. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's cosmetic. All cosmetic surgery unless it's a deformaty should be chargeable "

This.

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By *randMrsTeaseCouple
over a year ago

Durham

Anal bleaching isn't permanent so no it shouldn't be available on NHS.

You can buy anal/genital bleaching kits online so you can do it at home.

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By *orwegian BlueMan
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

Can it not be done at home with a packet of vim and a scourer?

That would save a packet.

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