FabSwingers.com forum: Thursday is Rant Day

By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago

Preston

Shout, shout, let it all out

These are the things we could do without

It is the nominated day for ranting. Again.

What is boiling your piss, grinding your gears or gripping your shit?

People's preferences or no replying to messages doesn't count but anything else is fair game.

Rant away fabbers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No pussy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had to get up before 6am, and I have pink eye

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"I had to get up before 6am, and I have pink eye

How did you get that?

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

I'm going in to a job I love, with a great company and amazing colleagues, but a boss who's one of the biggest cunts I've ever come across.

My stress levels are through the roof and my exit strategy isn't happening quickly enough.

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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago

Preston

"No pussy

I'd check the local newspaper for anyone selling kittens

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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago

Preston

"I had to get up before 6am, and I have pink eye

Ouch and ouch

Hope you've got some drops for that?

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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago

Preston

"I'm going in to a job I love, with a great company and amazing colleagues, but a boss who's one of the biggest cunts I've ever come across.

My stress levels are through the roof and my exit strategy isn't happening quickly enough.

Bosses you don't gel with - I'm definitely there although he's not a cunt. Just a micro managing cockwomble

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bloody work! Need I say more?

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"I'm going in to a job I love, with a great company and amazing colleagues, but a boss who's one of the biggest cunts I've ever come across.

My stress levels are through the roof and my exit strategy isn't happening quickly enough.

Bosses you don't gel with - I'm definitely there although he's not a cunt. Just a micro managing cockwomble

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Micro managing. Uh huh.

Unrealistic sense of purpose. Just put a £350 ball park budget together. All figures lump sums. Little or no science behind it.

He checks the spreadsheet microscopicly. "Your crosscheck is £1.72 out"

Twat

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"I'm going in to a job I love, with a great company and amazing colleagues, but a boss who's one of the biggest cunts I've ever come across.

My stress levels are through the roof and my exit strategy isn't happening quickly enough.

Bosses you don't gel with - I'm definitely there although he's not a cunt. Just a micro managing cockwomble

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Micro managing. Uh huh.

Unrealistic sense of purpose. Just put a £350 ball park budget together. All figures lump sums. Little or no science behind it.

He checks the spreadsheet microscopicly. "Your crosscheck is £1.72 out"

Twat"

*£350 million.....

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By *rsandmrdhCouple
over a year ago

the town

Getting up seeing desperate guys that can't read a profile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I had to get up before 6am, and I have pink eye

How did you get that?

Rubbed my eye with a dirty finger

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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago

Preston

"Bloody work! Need I say more? "

In reality? Yes.

You have a job. It keeps food on the table and lube in your sex bag so we will need a bit more than that.

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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago

Preston

"Getting up seeing desperate guys that can't read a profile "

To be fair you have a very from a bloke so they will chance their arm as the text doesn't match the evidence

However, I can appreciate that it is annoying so approved

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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago

Preston

"I had to get up before 6am, and I have pink eye

How did you get that?

Rubbed my eye with a dirty sanchez

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I had to get up before 6am, and I have pink eye

Ouch and ouch

Hope you've got some drops for that?

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I'll wash it with salt water

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bloody work! Need I say more?

In reality? Yes.

You have a job. It keeps food on the table and lube in your sex bag so we will need a bit more than that.

We are sold the myth that work gives us self-respect and purpose whereas for many it is merely drudgery and repression. Yes it gives me money and independence, but at what cost to my creative spirit and soul?

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Hai guys!

Hmmm. I'd rant about death being incredibly shitty and how awful things can be at times but without the bad I wouldn't be so appreciative of the good and how brilliant people can be.

So instead I'll rant about the bloody oddities of my libido. Why is it now shot through the roof? I'm eye fucking inappropriate people, wanting to talk about sex most of the time, sexting friends when not wallowing. Exhausting.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The morning has come too soon again. I can't remember the last time I woke up feeling refreshed from a good nights kip... Waking up lots during the night and then feeling like it can't possibly be time to get up as I blearily make out that it is indeed exactly that time already! Meh!

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

I'm poorly, again.

Lots of medication, again.

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"Bloody work! Need I say more?

In reality? Yes.

You have a job. It keeps food on the table and lube in your sex bag so we will need a bit more than that.

I hear you.......

Loud and clear!!!!!!

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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago

Preston

"Hai guys!

Hmmm. I'd rant about death being incredibly shitty and how awful things can be at times but without the bad I wouldn't be so appreciative of the good and how brilliant people can be.

It is shitty Meli but yes it highlights the fact that there is much good that maybe we don't see often enough

Libido surges - potentially fun but sounds like trouble to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No rants this week il just relax in the glow of last weeks 1st approval and retire from rants a winner

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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago

Preston

"Bloody work! Need I say more?

In reality? Yes.

You have a job. It keeps food on the table and lube in your sex bag so we will need a bit more than that.

I hear you.......

Loud and clear!!!!!!

You can survive on 6 hours sleep a night

Work is 8 hours, maybe 9 with travelling

That gives you 9 or 10 hours where you choose what you want to do and how.

I'm sure your creative soul and spirit can handle 9 or 10 hours, no?

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By *wisted999Man
over a year ago

North Bucks

I have a very bad case of shoulder doms. Walking about all hunched over.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My only rant is for my lack of sleep last night, cough cough cough. Nothing I tried seemed to work so I have been awake and now feel like death warmed up, sigh

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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago

Preston

"I have a very bad case of shoulder doms. Walking about all hunched over. "

Say 'yeah, yeah' before every sentence and 'ya get me?' at the end and you can pretend it is your new rap career

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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago

Preston

"The morning has come too soon again. I can't remember the last time I woke up feeling refreshed from a good nights kip... Waking up lots during the night and then feeling like it can't possibly be time to get up as I blearily make out that it is indeed exactly that time already! Meh!"

Sleep derivation is always a winner here - seriously debilitating

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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago

Preston

"My only rant is for my lack of sleep last night, cough cough cough. Nothing I tried seemed to work so I have been awake and now feel like death warmed up, sigh "

See above

Vicks rubbed on the soles of the feet is supposed to be a miracle - just in case you didn't try that

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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago

Preston

"I'm poorly, again.

Lots of medication, again. "

Fingers crossed that they do the job

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I had to get up before 6am, and I have pink eye

How did you get that?

Rubbed my eye with a dirty sanchez

Nearer the truth

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I need a steamy sesh

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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago

Preston

"I need a steamy sesh"

You're on the right site - go and organise one

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By *inkysexpotMan
over a year ago

leeds

The blokes I work with go straight to the site we are working at and every morning they turn up an hour late and then disappear at about 1ish which leaves me sat there in the works truck until 3.30.....gets really annoying.

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By *wisted999Man
over a year ago

North Bucks

"I have a very bad case of shoulder doms. Walking about all hunched over.

Say 'yeah, yeah' before every sentence and 'ya get me?' at the end and you can pretend it is your new rap career

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Thanks blud

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My only rant is for my lack of sleep last night, cough cough cough. Nothing I tried seemed to work so I have been awake and now feel like death warmed up, sigh

See above

Vicks rubbed on the soles of the feet is supposed to be a miracle - just in case you didn't try that

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Yes, it's one of the first things I do if and when the coughs attack, didn't seem to dent it slightly last night so now wondering what else I can use

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm poorly, again.

Lots of medication, again. "

Nothing serious I hope? Wish you better x

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By *r imp miss minxCouple
over a year ago

Colchester

"My only rant is for my lack of sleep last night, cough cough cough. Nothing I tried seemed to work so I have been awake and now feel like death warmed up, sigh

See above

Vicks rubbed on the soles of the feet is supposed to be a miracle - just in case you didn't try that

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Yes, it's one of the first things I do if and when the coughs attack, didn't seem to dent it slightly last night so now wondering what else I can use "
fresh pineapple juice ( ideally not from concentrate, ASDA sells it) that can calm it down.

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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago

Preston

"The blokes I work with go straight to the site we are working at and every morning they turn up an hour late and then disappear at about 1ish which leaves me sat there in the works truck until 3.30.....gets really annoying."

Shirkers - knobs

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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago

Preston

"My only rant is for my lack of sleep last night, cough cough cough. Nothing I tried seemed to work so I have been awake and now feel like death warmed up, sigh

See above

Vicks rubbed on the soles of the feet is supposed to be a miracle - just in case you didn't try that

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Yes, it's one of the first things I do if and when the coughs attack, didn't seem to dent it slightly last night so now wondering what else I can use "

Back when I used to live in God's own country, you were able to get a cough medicine called Hactos that was made down in West Wales. It was essentially napalm mixed with Coke and stripped the inside of your throat.

Worked every time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I live next door to the noisiest neighbours

they stamp up and down the stairs almost constantly, and have actually parked their cars and blocked me in on my own front,

I've been round and talked to them, and now they park their cars just overhanging my drive just to make it difficult for me to get out

Feeling very flat

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"Bloody work! Need I say more?

In reality? Yes.

You have a job. It keeps food on the table and lube in your sex bag so we will need a bit more than that.

I hear you.......

Loud and clear!!!!!!

You can survive on 6 hours sleep a night

Work is 8 hours, maybe 9 with travelling

That gives you 9 or 10 hours where you choose what you want to do and how.

I'm sure your creative soul and spirit can handle 9 or 10 hours, no?"

9 to 10 hour day, two hours travel in, same to get home. Unlike last week when it was 12 hour days and 3 + 3 travel.

Time to get out. Plans in motion!!!

*taps nose

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

Being kept awake half the night by the hoard of teenagers playing xbox downstairs.

To be fair, they were pretty quiet. I just don't have carpet in my bedroom so the sound travels straight into my room

Wanting to go downstairs, but afore mentioned hoard are now asleep in the living room & I don't want to wake them

Having the most awful DOMS in my arms & shoulders, a result of breaking my toes last Friday & only being able to do upper body weights all week

It's only 9am

I feel I may have more to rant about later

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Getting up seeing desperate guys that can't read a profile "
i just choose not to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m signed off work sick, yet I’m being landed in shit for a child protection case which I handled by the book, and handled very well. My senior member of staff majorly fucked up (again) but is now blaming ‘inexperienced staff’ even though I’m always the one to deal with difficult situations as she ‘doesn’t feel comfortable’ doing so

so that had me in tears for two days and stressing me out. And I’m not even at work!

I got new anti-sickness tablets and I can’t tell if they work or not - they make me drowsy so whenever I take one (I can take three a day) I fall asleep. Would I rather be sick or drowsy/asleep all the time? I don’t know yet.

Otherwise I’m a happy bunny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m ill again, this year hasn’t started well at all x

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By *ouble Trouble 1000Couple
over a year ago

ireland

Batteries just ran out and I'm not talking telly remote batteries

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

Shopping. Any kind of shopping but clothes shopping has to be the worst.

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

Men.

Fucking idiotic, pain in the ass, annoying, self-centred, cockwanking, smug, big-headed, problematic, vexatious, narcissistic, irritating, egotistical, tosspot MEN.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Men.

Fucking idiotic, pain in the ass, annoying, self-centred, cockwanking, smug, big-headed, problematic, vexatious, narcissistic, irritating, egotistical, tosspot MEN. "

See the cunt thread

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I GOT TO TURN THE BOG ROLLS ROUND SO THE PAPER HANGS THE RIGHT WAY????????

*first world problems

**answer NOT 42

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Workmen doing my bathroom wall, don't get me wrong that's ace. But I need the toilet which is not so ace.

People taking sick kids out.

Keep them at home, I don't want them infecting me ta very much.

Let's say I pick up the sickness bug that's doing the rounds. Let's say it lasts 3 days, plus the 48 hours I must legally be off work to ensure it's properly gone. That's a week I'm off work with no pay = rent not getting paid this month.

Wankers.

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By *amp and dragonCouple
over a year ago

leeds

5th time we have arranged childcare for a meet to be let down again x

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"I'm poorly, again.

Lots of medication, again.

Fingers crossed that they do the job

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*a tired yay..

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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago

Preston

"I live next door to the noisiest neighbours

they stamp up and down the stairs almost constantly, and have actually parked their cars and blocked me in on my own front,

I've been round and talked to them, and now they park their cars just overhanging my drive just to make it difficult for me to get out

Feeling very flat

Noisy neighbours are a menace. You could speak to a local PCSO to see what they advise about the parking

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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago

Preston

"Being kept awake half the night by the hoard of teenagers playing xbox downstairs.

To be fair, they were pretty quiet. I just don't have carpet in my bedroom so the sound travels straight into my room

Wanting to go downstairs, but afore mentioned hoard are now asleep in the living room & I don't want to wake them

Having the most awful DOMS in my arms & shoulders, a result of breaking my toes last Friday & only being able to do upper body weights all week

It's only 9am

I feel I may have more to rant about later "

Go down and make lots of noise in relation to broken toes then get them to run around after you and save the shoulders and arms

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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago

Preston

"I’m signed off work sick, yet I’m being landed in shit for a child protection case which I handled by the book, and handled very well. My senior member of staff majorly fucked up (again) but is now blaming ‘inexperienced staff’ even though I’m always the one to deal with difficult situations as she ‘doesn’t feel comfortable’ doing so

so that had me in tears for two days and stressing me out. And I’m not even at work!

Otherwise I’m a happy bunny "

Teflon shoulders and illness is not a good place to be

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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago

Preston

"I’m ill again, this year hasn’t started well at all x

Oh no not again?

Hope it clears quickly

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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago

Preston

"Batteries just ran out and I'm not talking telly remote batteries

Fail to prepare and you prepare to fail

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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago

Preston

"Shopping. Any kind of shopping but clothes shopping has to be the worst. "

It's that or walk the streets nekid

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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago

Preston

"Men.

Fucking idiotic, pain in the ass, annoying, self-centred, cockwanking, smug, big-headed, problematic, vexatious, narcissistic, irritating, egotistical, tosspot MEN. "

Well erm errr u mm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A really fucking ignorant work colleague. It tends to be little things which the rest of us do, like not holding the door open for other staff members or getting really defensive over the slightest little thing (like the placement of rotas this morning for goodness sake), giving everyone in our department the silent treatment and being nice to all the other staff and guests, being a condescending cow and never listening to any criticism ever, even when it's constructive, and she's completely ignorant, and when she chooses not to listen she just grunts in reply, and she wouldn't know what team work was if it bit her in the arse. It wouldn't bother me so much if all of this was occasional behaviour but it happens every fucking shift.

But she got into shit this morning. She was banging on about leaving a full hour before anyone else would be cleaned down and finished, especially when we're a bit short staffed. One of my managers got wind of her plans and took her to one side to tell her off, so she had no choice but to stay.

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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago

Preston

"HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I GOT TO TURN THE BOG ROLLS ROUND SO THE PAPER HANGS THE RIGHT WAY????????

*first world problems

**answer NOT 42

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Day

Long

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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago

Preston

"Workmen doing my bathroom wall, don't get me wrong that's ace. But I need the toilet which is not so ace."

That's potentially very dangerous - approved

"People taking sick kids out.

Keep them at home, I don't want them infecting me ta very much.

Wankers.

I agree - quarantine is the answer. Approved

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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago

Preston

"5th time we have arranged childcare for a meet to be let down again x"

Bloody hell that's ridiculous

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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago

Preston

"A really fucking ignorant work colleague. It tends to be little things which the rest of us do, like not holding the door open for other staff members or getting really defensive over the slightest little thing (like the placement of rotas this morning for goodness sake), giving everyone in our department the silent treatment and being nice to all the other staff and guests, being a condescending cow and never listening to any criticism ever, even when it's constructive, and she's completely ignorant, and when she chooses not to listen she just grunts in reply, and she wouldn't know what team work was if it bit her in the arse. It wouldn't bother me so much if all of this was occasional behaviour but it happens every fucking shift.

Karma bites

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I submit a second rant please?

Tenants not being in when they said they would be and I am sat twiddling my thumbs waiting around when I have a ton of other stuff to do!

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

Can I add contractors who can't come round when I am in?

*inspired by g3orgie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I add contractors who can't come round when I am in?

*inspired by g3orgie"

The inflexible barstewards!

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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago

Preston

"Can I submit a second rant please?

Tenants not being in when they said they would be and I am sat twiddling my thumbs waiting around when I have a ton of other stuff to do!

You had me at the word 'tenants'

I remember those and it's definitely Approved

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Iv just found out a forum another forum user has blocked me!

Not a rant just a wtf moment... Carry on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Iv just found out a forum another forum user has blocked me!

Not a rant just a wtf moment... Carry on"

Didn't come out quite right did it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

More of a grumble than a rant.

Hoping to find a new fwb, had someone in mind, been chatting for ages!! Meant to meet today, but he isn't well, I'm sorry he feels crap

but seems there is always an excuse

So fed up now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Were have all the manners gone,

There free and still people refuse to use them. Tossers

But thanks for reading

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Were have all the manners gone,

There free and still people refuse to use them. Tossers

But thanks for reading"

They're..........sorry

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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago

Preston

"More of a grumble than a rant.

Hoping to find a new fwb, had someone in mind, been chatting for ages!! Meant to meet today, but he isn't well, I'm sorry he feels crap

but seems there is always an excuse

So fed up now.

Sounds like an alarm bells situation there

Grumble approved

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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago

Preston

"Were have all the manners gone,

There free and still people refuse to use them. Tossers

But thanks for reading"

Paula Cole - Where Have All the Cowboys Gone

There are plenty of manners everywhere but you can only look after your own. As long as you do that, you can be happy

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"Can I add contractors who can't come round when I am in?

*inspired by g3orgie

The inflexible barstewards!

Indeed. It's not like I have to book a days leave, two weeks in advance or anything........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People that don't show up when they're meant to.

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By *irthandgirthMan
over a year ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

Having to write annual assessments for complete cockwombles at work. When handed a list of achievements one guy put "showed a new guy how to switch on a diesel power generator". It has 3 buttons and clear instructions on it..

Is that the best you can come up with in a year at work? Might as well put "Haven't accidentally cut my own head off while shaving"

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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago

Preston

"People that don't show up when they're meant to."

Are you having problems with G3 too?

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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago

Preston

"Having to write annual assessments for complete cockwombles at work. When handed a list of achievements one guy put "showed a new guy how to switch on a diesel power generator". It has 3 buttons and clear instructions on it..

Is that the best you can come up with in a year at work? Might as well put "Haven't accidentally cut my own head off while shaving"

I've felt that it pain. Also those that declare that they have done a wonderful job when clearly they turn up for the pay and no more

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over a year ago

Not much of a rant but there's an awful lot of negativity floating around the forums for the last couple of days. Some folk need to chill the fuck out, or go UNLOS if it's bugging ya that much.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"More of a grumble than a rant.

Hoping to find a new fwb, had someone in mind, been chatting for ages!! Meant to meet today, but he isn't well, I'm sorry he feels crap

but seems there is always an excuse

So fed up now.

Dump him and move on. Not worth the hassle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m ill again, this year hasn’t started well at all x

Oh no not again?

Hope it clears quickly

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Thank you, just a bug but still not nice x

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

"Men.

Fucking idiotic, pain in the ass, annoying, self-centred, cockwanking, smug, big-headed, problematic, vexatious, narcissistic, irritating, egotistical, tosspot MEN.

Well erm errr u mm

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Least something has gone right!

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

"I’m ill again, this year hasn’t started well at all x

Oh no not again?

Hope it clears quickly

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Thank you, just a bug but still not nice x "

Get well Angie

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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago

Preston

"Not much of a rant but there's an awful lot of negativity floating around the forums for the last couple of days. Some folk need to chill the fuck out, or go UNLOS if it's bugging ya that much."

It ebbs and flows - give it a week or two and it will be happier

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"Shopping. Any kind of shopping but clothes shopping has to be the worst.

It's that or walk the streets nekid

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How can you deny me?

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By *rCheeky44Man
over a year ago

a town near you

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By *rCheeky44Man
over a year ago

a town near you

No one chats anymore

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Splinters.

Metaphorical ones.

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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago

Preston

"Shopping. Any kind of shopping but clothes shopping has to be the worst.

It's that or walk the streets nekid

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How can you deny me? "

You’re absolutely right Babs, decision overturned by the ‘boss’

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"Shopping. Any kind of shopping but clothes shopping has to be the worst.

It's that or walk the streets nekid

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How can you deny me?

You’re absolutely right Babs, decision overturned by the ‘boss’

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* Praying he doesn’t see this or I’ll be in trouble

Clothes shopping is really really hard though.

I won’t say a word Pinky

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"Shopping. Any kind of shopping but clothes shopping has to be the worst.

It's that or walk the streets nekid

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How can you deny me?

You’re absolutely right Babs, decision overturned by the ‘boss’

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Clothes shopping is really really hard though.

I won’t say a word Pinky

Thanks Babs

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Threads filling up too quickly when I fall asleep after a class.

(We should do afternoon tea soon!)

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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago

Preston

"No one chats anymore "

Yes they do

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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago

Preston

"Splinters.

Metaphorical ones."

They can be quite metaphorically painful

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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago

Preston

"Threads filling up too quickly when I fall asleep after a class.

(We should do afternoon tea soon!)"

amazing how some of them fly while others limo along

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And yes we should

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who put cream on a scone first!!!

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By *estivalMan
over a year ago

borehamwood

the person boiling my piss today was the silly tart who nearly took me and my little un out on a zebra crossing as she was looking at fone.was close enough for me to leave a nice foot sized dent in her rear wing

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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago

Preston

"People who put cream on a scone first!!! "

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"People who put cream on a scone first!!! "

I know how this one is going to go

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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago

Preston

"the person boiling my piss today was the silly tart who nearly took me and my little un out on a zebra crossing as she was looking at fone.was close enough for me to leave a nice foot sized dent in her rear wing"

A well deserved dent compared to how it could have ended up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Heathens just wrong plain wrong oh and pastys crimped on top!!!.

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"Heathens just wrong plain wrong oh and pastys crimped on top!!!. "

Southerners

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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago

Preston

"Heathens just wrong plain wrong oh and pastys crimped on top!!!. "

Now the pasty is something I'm not as militant about. Ordinarily the crimp on top is wrong but the mini pasties that Sainsbury's do are very nice so this one is a denied

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On the side for a reason, and a mini pasty, isn't proper should be the size of the plate you intend to Eat it off, so unless your a pixie or gnome lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Heathens just wrong plain wrong oh and pastys crimped on top!!!.

Southerners

Bloody northerner lol x

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"Heathens just wrong plain wrong oh and pastys crimped on top!!!.

Southerners

Bloody northerner lol x"

Hell yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well we can't all be perfect lol

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By *alcon43Woman
over a year ago

Paisley

A meet was cancelled last night because he got a ticket to go to the football. At least he was honest about it and he’s a good friend.

Why does it take ages for some guys to actually finalise a date to meet up even when you’ve met them before?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bloody work! Need I say more?

In reality? Yes.

You have a job. It keeps food on the table and lube in your sex bag so we will need a bit more than that.

I hear you.......

Loud and clear!!!!!!

Let's just tango!

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over a year ago

"Bloody work! Need I say more?

In reality? Yes.

You have a job. It keeps food on the table and lube in your sex bag so we will need a bit more than that.

I hear you.......

Loud and clear!!!!!!

You can survive on 6 hours sleep a night

Work is 8 hours, maybe 9 with travelling

That gives you 9 or 10 hours where you choose what you want to do and how.

I'm sure your creative soul and spirit can handle 9 or 10 hours, no?"

No! I want it all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry, it's a late one, I was too busy ranting to post yesterday!

I have shared care of my 8 year old son and currently live 15 minutes drive away. My ex wife is moving circa 2 hours drive away so I will no longer see as much of him. It's killing me.

I hugged him last night with tears running down my face.

Anyway, we will get used to it, but I don't want to. Rant (hopefully) over.

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"Bloody work! Need I say more?

In reality? Yes.

You have a job. It keeps food on the table and lube in your sex bag so we will need a bit more than that.

I hear you.......

Loud and clear!!!!!!

Let's just tango! "

YES!!!!!!!

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over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"Sorry, it's a late one, I was too busy ranting to post yesterday!

I have shared care of my 8 year old son and currently live 15 minutes drive away. My ex wife is moving circa 2 hours drive away so I will no longer see as much of him. It's killing me.

I hugged him last night with tears running down my face.

Anyway, we will get used to it, but I don't want to. Rant (hopefully) over. "

That's rantable.

Hope it works out for all of you and the time with your son continues to be a delight for you both.

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

"Sorry, it's a late one, I was too busy ranting to post yesterday!

I have shared care of my 8 year old son and currently live 15 minutes drive away. My ex wife is moving circa 2 hours drive away so I will no longer see as much of him. It's killing me.

I hugged him last night with tears running down my face.

Anyway, we will get used to it, but I don't want to. Rant (hopefully) over.

That's rantable.

Hope it works out for all of you and the time with your son continues to be a delight for you both.

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What the bald one said

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over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"Sorry, it's a late one, I was too busy ranting to post yesterday!

I have shared care of my 8 year old son and currently live 15 minutes drive away. My ex wife is moving circa 2 hours drive away so I will no longer see as much of him. It's killing me.

I hugged him last night with tears running down my face.

Anyway, we will get used to it, but I don't want to. Rant (hopefully) over.

That's rantable.

Hope it works out for all of you and the time with your son continues to be a delight for you both.

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What the bald one said

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over a year ago

"Sorry, it's a late one, I was too busy ranting to post yesterday!

I have shared care of my 8 year old son and currently live 15 minutes drive away. My ex wife is moving circa 2 hours drive away so I will no longer see as much of him. It's killing me.

I hugged him last night with tears running down my face.

Anyway, we will get used to it, but I don't want to. Rant (hopefully) over.

That's rantable.

Hope it works out for all of you and the time with your son continues to be a delight for you both.

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What the bald one said

Thanks guys

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"Sorry, it's a late one, I was too busy ranting to post yesterday!

I have shared care of my 8 year old son and currently live 15 minutes drive away. My ex wife is moving circa 2 hours drive away so I will no longer see as much of him. It's killing me.

I hugged him last night with tears running down my face.

Anyway, we will get used to it, but I don't want to. Rant (hopefully) over.

That's rantable.

Hope it works out for all of you and the time with your son continues to be a delight for you both.

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What the bald one said

Thanks guys

It breaks my heart a little

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"Sorry, it's a late one, I was too busy ranting to post yesterday!

I have shared care of my 8 year old son and currently live 15 minutes drive away. My ex wife is moving circa 2 hours drive away so I will no longer see as much of him. It's killing me.

I hugged him last night with tears running down my face.

Anyway, we will get used to it, but I don't want to. Rant (hopefully) over.

That's rantable.

Hope it works out for all of you and the time with your son continues to be a delight for you both.

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What the bald one said

Thanks guys

It breaks my heart a little

Ditto.

My ex moved from the south coast to Scotland. I empathise.

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over a year ago

"Sorry, it's a late one, I was too busy ranting to post yesterday!

I have shared care of my 8 year old son and currently live 15 minutes drive away. My ex wife is moving circa 2 hours drive away so I will no longer see as much of him. It's killing me.

I hugged him last night with tears running down my face.

Anyway, we will get used to it, but I don't want to. Rant (hopefully) over.

That's rantable.

Hope it works out for all of you and the time with your son continues to be a delight for you both.

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What the bald one said

Thanks guys

It breaks my heart a little

Ditto.

My ex moved from the south coast to Scotland. I empathise. "

It must be so difficult

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over a year ago

"Sorry, it's a late one, I was too busy ranting to post yesterday!

I have shared care of my 8 year old son and currently live 15 minutes drive away. My ex wife is moving circa 2 hours drive away so I will no longer see as much of him. It's killing me.

I hugged him last night with tears running down my face.

Anyway, we will get used to it, but I don't want to. Rant (hopefully) over.

That's rantable.

Hope it works out for all of you and the time with your son continues to be a delight for you both.

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What the bald one said

Thanks guys

It breaks my heart a little

Ditto.

My ex moved from the south coast to Scotland. I empathise.

It must be so difficult

We have an amicable relationship but I'm so angry/ upset I can't bear to talk to her about it (other than what I have already) as I don't want to make it worse. Anyway, thanks for the kind words all.

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over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"Sorry, it's a late one, I was too busy ranting to post yesterday!

I have shared care of my 8 year old son and currently live 15 minutes drive away. My ex wife is moving circa 2 hours drive away so I will no longer see as much of him. It's killing me.

I hugged him last night with tears running down my face.

Anyway, we will get used to it, but I don't want to. Rant (hopefully) over.

That's rantable.

Hope it works out for all of you and the time with your son continues to be a delight for you both.

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What the bald one said

Thanks guys

It breaks my heart a little

Ditto.

My ex moved from the south coast to Scotland. I empathise.

It must be so difficult

It was. It isn't anymore. Long story, won't bring the vibe down with a weepie.

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over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"Sorry, it's a late one, I was too busy ranting to post yesterday!

I have shared care of my 8 year old son and currently live 15 minutes drive away. My ex wife is moving circa 2 hours drive away so I will no longer see as much of him. It's killing me.

I hugged him last night with tears running down my face.

Anyway, we will get used to it, but I don't want to. Rant (hopefully) over.

That's rantable.

Hope it works out for all of you and the time with your son continues to be a delight for you both.

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What the bald one said

Thanks guys

It breaks my heart a little

Ditto.

My ex moved from the south coast to Scotland. I empathise.

It must be so difficult

We have an amicable relationship but I'm so angry/ upset I can't bear to talk to her about it (other than what I have already) as I don't want to make it worse. Anyway, thanks for the kind words all."

Among the arguing and frequent cuntiness people here are kind and supportive.

Part of the Lounge appeal.

Good luck chap. It'll work out. Love conquers all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Second day waking with back spasms.

But having read above, I think I can suck it up. Sending hugs to those that cant be closer to their kids xx

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