FabSwingers.com forum: How's a bloke get a birthday bj?

By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

Asking for a friend

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By *ornylittlesubWoman
over a year ago

Grangemouth

An escort, turn "Fab straight" for the day, Yoga, invest in a "mini" Sky remote....just throwing out ideas. Happy Birthday anyways.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Asking for a friend

If your friend pops round here later i will give one

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"An escort, turn "Fab straight" for the day, Yoga, invest in a "mini" Sky remote....just throwing out ideas. Happy Birthday anyways.

You know I'm a Yorkshireman, we don't throw good money away

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Asking for a friend

If your friend pops round here later i will give one

Oo'er

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull

You’ve already had a hand crafted birthday card from me. That’s yer lot

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By *ornylittlesubWoman
over a year ago

Grangemouth

Well....this i know, as i am a Yorkshire lass. So a cheap "escort" is what yer saying??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd happily give you oooihhhhhh I mean your friend a birthday BJ xx

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"You’ve already had a hand crafted birthday card from me. That’s yer lot

I will be self loving later on

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Well....this i know, as i am a Yorkshire lass. So a cheap "escort" is what yer saying??

Half a lager then

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"I'd happily give you oooihhhhhh I mean your friend a birthday BJ xx"

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By *ornylittlesubWoman
over a year ago

Grangemouth

"Well....this i know, as i am a Yorkshire lass. So a cheap "escort" is what yer saying??

Half a lager then

Oh...so it's not like a Leeds one, maybe Sheffield/Rotherham way? *Disclaimer. To Sydney Univ....no wait, wrong one. To anyone from the above mentioned places......i feel yer pain.

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

Leeds

Just tell your friend to ask It’s simple really

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Awww if only you weren’t so far away PP

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Put a doughnut on your cock. Or smear it in chocolate. One of those will undoubtedly work.

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

Leeds

"Put a doughnut on your cock. Or smear it in chocolate. One of those will undoubtedly work."

He has doughnuts. There’s an idea PP. put three on you’ll never know it’s you

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By *ornylittlesubWoman
over a year ago

Grangemouth

"Put a doughnut on your cock. Or smear it in chocolate. One of those will undoubtedly work.

He has doughnuts. There’s an idea PP. put three on you’ll never know it’s you "

Three? I know it's his birthday but come on.

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

Leeds

"Put a doughnut on your cock. Or smear it in chocolate. One of those will undoubtedly work.

He has doughnuts. There’s an idea PP. put three on you’ll never know it’s you

Three? I know it's his birthday but come on.

He ate the fourth

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

Try motorway service station toilets, lots of big belly truckers would be glad to help.

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By *ornylittlesubWoman
over a year ago

Grangemouth

"Put a doughnut on your cock. Or smear it in chocolate. One of those will undoubtedly work.

He has doughnuts. There’s an idea PP. put three on you’ll never know it’s you

Three? I know it's his birthday but come on.

He ate the fourth "

Now you're just fishing.

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

I'm too far south, and too poorly, otherwise I'd take one for the team...

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

Leeds

"Put a doughnut on your cock. Or smear it in chocolate. One of those will undoubtedly work.

He has doughnuts. There’s an idea PP. put three on you’ll never know it’s you

Three? I know it's his birthday but come on.

He ate the fourth

Now you're just fishing.

Ermmmmmmm.

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Well....this i know, as i am a Yorkshire lass. So a cheap "escort" is what yer saying??

Half a lager then

Oh...so it's not like a Leeds one, maybe Sheffield/Rotherham way? *Disclaimer. To Sydney Univ....no wait, wrong one. To anyone from the above mentioned places......i feel yer pain.

Ok then I'll stretch to a.pint

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Awww if only you weren’t so far away PP "

Damn

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Put a doughnut on your cock. Or smear it in chocolate. One of those will undoubtedly work."

Meli as you've probably already seen I have doughnuts

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"Asking for a friend

It's been a while but I'll give you one again

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Put a doughnut on your cock. Or smear it in chocolate. One of those will undoubtedly work.

He has doughnuts. There’s an idea PP. put three on you’ll never know it’s you

Three? I know it's his birthday but come on.

Three will fit

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Asking for a friend

It's been a while but I'll give you one again

I knew I should have gone to chams last week

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By *lceeWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

I write you a crap poem...gotta be worth more than a birthday bj. I’ll happily stretch to a birthday handjob...they say that ‘handmade’ presents show you care more.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Just ask

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Just ask

No need to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Try motorway service station toilets, lots of big belly truckers would be glad to help."
no we can't fit in them that's why we carry empty pop bottles

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